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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom is asking why he gets no meets.

He is a professional and not here to shag his way through the whole site. He knows how this works and has been on here before so if you have met him previously then please verify him. He cannot travel or accommodate and prefers bareback on a first meet and playing definitely guaranteed on that first meet. He knows where the deodorant can is and is always washed prior to meetings. He does not take bullshit and welcomes brexiteers and remoaners alike. He is guaranteed to be STI free and used to be regularly tested. He is a keeper and don't mess this one around. Treat him with respect. He can suck like a Dyson. No meets..

What's going on here guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s your first to comments

It’s up there as fast leg closers

Not here to shag the whole site Aka any holes a gole

And been here before know the score AkA never been here before or have been here before and never had a meet

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

get yourself to the sexy time gay bar Tom and you will be wall to wall in manclam and cock ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you in Colchester Weatherspoons at 9 Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking in the Third person gives me Mac Kazoo vibes. Did you wash behind ears and arse Tom?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

It might be Colchestereians like them up north better - Watfordys, Birminhamians, Hullulians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trouble is the ratio of Tom's to Kittens is too high. Plus a few Tom's give the rest of you bad names.

Have you tried sending 100 identical messages out ? Treat the alike, be balls deep all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this "all over the news" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom is asking why he gets no meets.

He is a professional and not here to shag his way through the whole site. He knows how this works and has been on here before so if you have met him previously then please verify him. He cannot travel or accommodate and prefers bareback on a first meet and playing definitely guaranteed on that first meet. He knows where the deodorant can is and is always washed prior to meetings. He does not take bullshit and welcomes brexiteers and remoaners alike. He is guaranteed to be STI free and used to be regularly tested. He is a keeper and don't mess this one around. Treat him with respect. He can suck like a Dyson. No meets..

What's going on here guys?

"

Is it because you voted for Labour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tom is asking why he gets no meets.

He is a professional and not here to shag his way through the whole site. He knows how this works and has been on here before so if you have met him previously then please verify him. He cannot travel or accommodate and prefers bareback on a first meet and playing definitely guaranteed on that first meet. He knows where the deodorant can is and is always washed prior to meetings. He does not take bullshit and welcomes brexiteers and remoaners alike. He is guaranteed to be STI free and used to be regularly tested. He is a keeper and don't mess this one around. Treat him with respect. He can suck like a Dyson. No meets..

What's going on here guys?

Is it because you voted for Labour? "

Come om you reds!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking about yourself in the third person won’t help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bare back on a first meet! Please be careful people, it's honestly scary how many people here play roulette with their and other people's health.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think Tom doesn't get meets as he hasn't said he's genuine. Only a fake would do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking about yourself in the third person won’t help."

Leo agrees with this.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Coz you from Essex innit..

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I think Tom doesn't get meets as he hasn't said he's genuine. Only a fake would do that"

That or he needs to emphasise that he’s not a time waster

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I think it's more to do with him talking about himself in the third person

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

*scratches head*

Can't think why Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you consider sex with a vegan?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Tom needs to post on the meets section of the forum.

Or try Fab Guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom is here for a higher purpose than meets.

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry


"Tom is asking why he gets no meets.

He is a professional and not here to shag his way through the whole site. He knows how this works and has been on here before so if you have met him previously then please verify him. He cannot travel or accommodate and prefers bareback on a first meet and playing definitely guaranteed on that first meet. He knows where the deodorant can is and is always washed prior to meetings. He does not take bullshit and welcomes brexiteers and remoaners alike. He is guaranteed to be STI free and used to be regularly tested. He is a keeper and don't mess this one around. Treat him with respect. He can suck like a Dyson. No meets..

What's going on here guys?

"

If Tom has been on the site before and knows how it works I can't understand why there is Surprises also Tom also needs to understand that bareback on a first meet isn't to everybody's taste and also that not being able to speak for himself things can be interpreted very differently. we suggest he created his own profile and ask people directly. Also if Tom is not getting any meets it seems very strange if tom is regularly at the STI clinic and has all of his is clearances. We think Tom isn't the naive person he makes out he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you consider sex with a vegan? "

If you would, Ellen says she'd happily cycle to a meeting place of your choice.

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry


"Would you consider sex with a vegan?

If you would, Ellen says she'd happily cycle to a meeting place of your choice."

Ha ha ha ... made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TBH I've never had a meet off here tbh

Its not every tom harry willy dick richard or wally

People just lie to be on here

Or its organised outside usually paid or under stranger terms than" "

Saying hello in the street ?

Or even eye contact - pretty painful

10xs 'Thousands of men brushed aside for a fiver

Worse than some of the clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not every tom harry willy dick richard or wally"

It's not this Tom's dick or willy

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

No cock pics, Tom! Have you asked for profile advice?

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

How can you have bb sex and guarantee you’re Sti free?

Even if you have clear test results, all that shows is that on the day of the test they didn’t find a testable amount of an Sti to get a positive result. Who knows what’s happened inside you since then, especially if you’re bb’ing every stranger who lets you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah & Some Screwloose Suzie has,,

Taken the Free funding from Postal STI Service?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

People's are saying things

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"How can you have bb sex and guarantee you’re Sti free?

Even if you have clear test results, all that shows is that on the day of the test they didn’t find a testable amount of an Sti to get a positive result. Who knows what’s happened inside you since then, especially if you’re bb’ing every stranger who lets you ?"

Tom was tested and clear in 2017... He is still clear..

No meets since then...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It’s a mystery to me Tom. I suspect you’re super picky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't worry

They never meet then Either

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Cannot accommodate or travel. Expects a guarantee of sex of first meet and wants bareback.

I think Tom has given more than enough reasons for not getting any meets.

I was hoping that this was a joke, but these days there is simply no way of telling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to put all your pictures to friends only then tell people it’s because of your job.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

To be honest after myspace Tom abandoned us all, we’ve still got Tom issues.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"Cannot accommodate or travel. Expects a guarantee of sex of first meet and wants bareback.

I think Tom has given more than enough reasons for not getting any meets.

I was hoping that this was a joke, but these days there is simply no way of telling."

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Seriously, bareback on a first meet will knock out 95% of those that may have been interested and the 5% that would prefer young bulls to pump them full of that sweet cummy goodness. Read the room.

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Tom now suddenly only wants safe sex.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Speaking in the Third person gives me Mac Kazoo vibes. Did you wash behind ears and arse Tom?"

With the same flannel?

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray


"Tom is asking why he gets no meets.

He is a professional and not here to shag his way through the whole site. He knows how this works and has been on here before so if you have met him previously then please verify him. He cannot travel or accommodate and prefers bareback on a first meet and playing definitely guaranteed on that first meet. He knows where the deodorant can is and is always washed prior to meetings. He does not take bullshit and welcomes brexiteers and remoaners alike. He is guaranteed to be STI free and used to be regularly tested. He is a keeper and don't mess this one around. Treat him with respect. He can suck like a Dyson. No meets..

What's going on here guys?

"

This talking as a 3rd person is quite creepy Tom. I'd try and do one with that approach!

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside


"Tom is asking why he gets no meets.

He is a professional and not here to shag his way through the whole site. He knows how this works and has been on here before so if you have met him previously then please verify him. He cannot travel or accommodate and prefers bareback on a first meet and playing definitely guaranteed on that first meet. He knows where the deodorant can is and is always washed prior to meetings. He does not take bullshit and welcomes brexiteers and remoaners alike. He is guaranteed to be STI free and used to be regularly tested. He is a keeper and don't mess this one around. Treat him with respect. He can suck like a Dyson. No meets..

What's going on here guys?

"

Tom, brilliant.

Love it.

For Tom, bareback means keeping his vest on, his mum insists he wears one when he tells her he'll be home late as he off on a mammoth shag fest and won't be back until at least 10.45pm.

Mum knows best, if you bear your back you may get a chill on your kidney.

Take care out there Tom.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Tom is asking why he gets no meets.

He is a professional and not here to shag his way through the whole site. He knows how this works and has been on here before so if you have met him previously then please verify him. He cannot travel or accommodate and prefers bareback on a first meet and playing definitely guaranteed on that first meet. He knows where the deodorant can is and is always washed prior to meetings. He does not take bullshit and welcomes brexiteers and remoaners alike. He is guaranteed to be STI free and used to be regularly tested. He is a keeper and don't mess this one around. Treat him with respect. He can suck like a Dyson. No meets..

What's going on here guys?

Tom, brilliant.

Love it.

For Tom, bareback means keeping his vest on, his mum insists he wears one when he tells her he'll be home late as he off on a mammoth shag fest and won't be back until at least 10.45pm.

Mum knows best, if you bear your back you may get a chill on your kidney.

Take care out there Tom. "

Toms motto has always been..

It's better to be safe than sorry...

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Tom is asking why he gets no meets.

He is a professional and not here to shag his way through the whole site. He knows how this works and has been on here before so if you have met him previously then please verify him. He cannot travel or accommodate and prefers bareback on a first meet and playing definitely guaranteed on that first meet. He knows where the deodorant can is and is always washed prior to meetings. He does not take bullshit and welcomes brexiteers and remoaners alike. He is guaranteed to be STI free and used to be regularly tested. He is a keeper and don't mess this one around. Treat him with respect. He can suck like a Dyson. No meets..

What's going on here guys?

"

Tom forgets he is a single guy in Fab

What is a ‘remoaner’ btw?

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By *hropshireGentMan
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Tom is asking why he gets no meets.

He is a professional and not here to shag his way through the whole site. He knows how this works and has been on here before so if you have met him previously then please verify him. He cannot travel or accommodate and prefers bareback on a first meet and playing definitely guaranteed on that first meet. He knows where the deodorant can is and is always washed prior to meetings. He does not take bullshit and welcomes brexiteers and remoaners alike. He is guaranteed to be STI free and used to be regularly tested. He is a keeper and don't mess this one around. Treat him with respect. He can suck like a Dyson. No meets..

What's going on here guys?

"

Having a quick look at your profile I can see why….

If any females have a fetish for mens feet then you might be in luck

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"Tom is asking why he gets no meets.

He is a professional and not here to shag his way through the whole site. He knows how this works and has been on here before so if you have met him previously then please verify him. He cannot travel or accommodate and prefers bareback on a first meet and playing definitely guaranteed on that first meet. He knows where the deodorant can is and is always washed prior to meetings. He does not take bullshit and welcomes brexiteers and remoaners alike. He is guaranteed to be STI free and used to be regularly tested. He is a keeper and don't mess this one around. Treat him with respect. He can suck like a Dyson. No meets..

What's going on here guys?

Having a quick look at your profile I can see why….

If any females have a fetish for mens feet then you might be in luck "

This, plus guaranteed bareback play on first meet

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Tom claims to be a professional, but what Tom doesn't realise is that there's no such thing as a professional on the Swinging scene.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

I've just read this again and the level of satire has me creasing up Tom should be all over the news!!

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

People are saying things here guys ...

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"People are saying things here guys ..."

Nooooo you'll have me sleeping with one eye open!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Some people have a humour bypass or as usual haven’t bothered to read the profile to realise it’s all tongue in cheek.

Your post may have backfired and put people off.

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