FabSwingers.com forum: Sex injuries

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So a couple of times in the last 6 months I’ve picked up injuries from meets from Fab.

Anyone else picked up an injury? Any comedy injuries?!

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"So a couple of times in the last 6 months I’ve picked up injuries from meets from Fab.

Anyone else picked up an injury? Any comedy injuries?!"

Got really bad cramp when fucking doggy, it really killed the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a night at Chams back in Feb

As I was walking to the taxi after a fab night there I tripped over smashing my face on the ground causing a black eye and also laceration to my finger tips

Not quite a direct injury from sex but if I hadn't have been there I most likely wouldn't have hurt myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Have one now! - A sore nob!

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Call me naive, but I’m puzzled at the ‘injuries’.

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Peterborough, Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

"Got really bad cramp when fucking doggy, it really killed the mood"

Ha yes, have had that twice. Thankfully both times it was with the kind of women who we could just laugh, fall on top of each other naked, cuddle, chat, and still call it a good time. I think sometimes we get too wrapped up in thinking sex has to go X, then Y, then Z, in a nice scripted order, and if it doesn't, it's a fail. It was still fun, just not how we'd expected it to go.

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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago

West Kent (near Tonbridge)

"So a couple of times in the last 6 months I’ve picked up injuries from meets from Fab.

Anyone else picked up an injury? Any comedy injuries?!

Got really bad cramp when fucking doggy, it really killed the mood"

Been there as well. I tend to get cramp if my legs are in a position where they are not straight out. I think that's why I like women being on top so much, as I never have the thought in the back of my mind that cramp might happen.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"So a couple of times in the last 6 months I’ve picked up injuries from meets from Fab.

Anyone else picked up an injury? Any comedy injuries?!"

So what were your injuries? Apart from a very red bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going down on a lady and when I moved position I whacked the top of my foot on the wooden bed frame.

I was hobbling for days!

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By *hropshireGentMan
over a year ago

Shropshire

"So a couple of times in the last 6 months I’ve picked up injuries from meets from Fab.

Anyone else picked up an injury? Any comedy injuries?!"

I did a post about this a while ago

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1355385

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By *ucianpoundCouple
over a year ago

Cap d’Agde, France

Had a 6 some on our bed in La Mirage, GC last November when I noticed a huge amount of blood on the covers.

Stopping play immediately, everyone a bit worried until we noticed the blood was coming from one of the guys feet.

He had cut his foot of the threshold of the bungalow (it’s a nudist resort) but clearly too excited in the moment to notice.

All a bit relieved but decided not to resume play that evening.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I manage to have sex without incident

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Occasional cramp during doggy

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By *offee3SweetnersMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I have the cramp thing happen a few times, always at the most imopertune moments as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a bad carpet burn on my knee from a canvas fabric sofa

I didn’t realise my knee was bleeding until after it’s only just healed / pink skin now

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Years ago with my ex we were in missionary and the crept up behind him. Cats whiskers tickling his arse scared the life out of him. He jumps up tore his foreskin so blood everywhere and put his back out. Cat hid in the chimney (not a euphemism) and wouldn't come out for hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my banjo string years ago having a really rough fuck with a woman who was bouncer at a club.

Though it was her period at first as there was so much blood.

Didn't realise there was so much blood until we pulled back the covers,it was like the horses head scene from the Godfather

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Hab one last night she had really long nails and fingered me

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Lol ummm normally cramp or twisting knees and hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasmed and threw my head back, pull a muscle in my neck.

Not an injury as such, but getting cramp in my leg whilst giving oral. One minute tenderly licking a labia, next I'm staggering around the room trying to massage my calf muscle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Orgasmed and threw my head back, pull a muscle in my neck.

Not an injury as such, but getting cramp in my leg whilst giving oral. One minute tenderly licking a labia, next I'm staggering around the room trying to massage my calf muscle."
Ha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pulled my thigh bad strain ...taking socks off pre sex ....managed to soldier on .....oh woe is me

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Took Mr Bi to A&E early one morning .... He basically bent his cock causing a vein to burst and turn his cock deep purple ,

He was fucking a girl doggy and she came hard & moved !

Luckily no permanent damage & all cleared up after 3 weeks !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapped banjo string. By Christ it bled a lot.

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Cramp seems to be a recurring theme

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Carpet burn

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By *illingdon_ladMan
over a year ago

Bicester

Ripped banjo string during sex. No pain but lots of blood.

Other than that on a meet and an over zealous blow job left me with a small cut/rub on my old fella

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By *uv2kissMan
over a year ago

fenland

Not an injury as such.

But a few years ago I used to perform massage and sometimes on fab I'd be asked to do the massage on a bed.

It always resulted in a pain in my right lower back from the awkward position

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By *RT650Man
over a year ago

Kildare

Does getting knocked out count?

I was with my ex just after coming back from the club and we were fairly d*unk and she still had her heels on, big thick chunky platform ones.

Anyway we're on the bed, she's in reverse cowgirl for a while and getting tired and I think she says something so I look up and get kicked in the side of the head with a chunky heel, out cold. About 3 minutes later I wake up with a lump on the side of my head and a thumping headache and her bouncing away on me after changing to cowgirl, having thought I was asleep, she wasn't going to miss out on her fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife and I met a guy at a club. He spent so much time on my wife's boobs her nipples were red raw at the end of the night. I think that counts as an injury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a couple of times in the last 6 months I’ve picked up injuries from meets from Fab.

Anyone else picked up an injury? Any comedy injuries?!"

A year or so ago I had to visit my GP because my jaw was uncomfortable and clicked if I opened my mouth, especially when yawning.

I considered how to explain what I did for when she inevitably asked, the most professional way I could phrase it still sent her into a fit of giggles.

"And extended amount of vigorous felatio from a very well endowed gentleman"

She banned me from giving blow jobs for at least 4-6 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I am uncircumcised I keep tearing the skin on my knob which stops me from having sex for a few days most inconvenient anyone got any thoughts ?

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