FabSwingers.com forum: penis size what is too small what is too big?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just a general question on penis size lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to say less than 5inches was to small. To big. Well not sure you can be but needs to be able to let us ladies stay in control.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yeah know what your saying lady needs to be in control if its a big un lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

less than 5 inches well i'm ok then

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Smaller than mine is too small, bigger than mine is too big. Sorted! :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smaller than mine is too small, bigger than mine is too big. Sorted! :p "

So love that answer lol

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Smaller than mine is too small, bigger than mine is too big. Sorted! :p

So love that answer lol

Feel free to sign up for the fan club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5-6 inches is 'average'

7 inches is 'well endowed'

8 inches is 'very well endowed'

9+ inches is 'very VERY well endowed'

With regards to ratios, penises over 6 inches become increasingly rare the larger they get - ditto for smaller ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanks for the imformation sexybrain thats good to know lol.

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

"5-6 inches is 'average'

7 inches is 'well endowed'

8 inches is 'very well endowed'

9+ inches is 'very VERY well endowed'

With regards to ratios, penises over 6 inches become increasingly rare the larger they get - ditto for smaller ones.

Is this an official Gallop dickometer, penis gauge or cockchart?? LOL

If it is then I'd say that I've seen less than 1% of average men?

But very VERY well enowed catagory is tooooo tooooo long. Ochie *removes coil from left lung*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this an official Gallop dickometer, penis gauge or cockchart??"

All three, the formula was created by exceptionally well endowed cockdoctors who were riding horses and listening to chicken-pop when they conceived it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i'm above average so i'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm above average so i'm happy

I hate being average, don't like to be average at anything

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"5-6 inches is 'average'

7 inches is 'well endowed'

8 inches is 'very well endowed'

9+ inches is 'very VERY well endowed'

With regards to ratios, penises over 6 inches become increasingly rare the larger they get - ditto for smaller ones.

Is this an official Gallop dickometer, penis gauge or cockchart?? LOL

If it is then I'd say that I've seen less than 1% of average men?

But very VERY well enowed catagory is tooooo tooooo long. Ochie *removes coil from left lung*

Haha my logic is

6 is ok

7 is good

8 is great

9 is fabulous

10+ is only if they know what they're doing with it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i'm good then verybigirl

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"i'm good then verybigirl

Good does for me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i'm good then _erybiggirl

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

"5-6 inches is 'average'

7 inches is 'well endowed'

8 inches is 'very well endowed'

9+ inches is 'very VERY well endowed'

With regards to ratios, penises over 6 inches become increasingly rare the larger they get - ditto for smaller ones.

Is this an official Gallop dickometer, penis gauge or cockchart?? LOL

If it is then I'd say that I've seen less than 1% of average men?

But very VERY well enowed catagory is tooooo tooooo long. Ochie *removes coil from left lung*

Haha my logic is

6 is ok

7 is good

8 is great

9 is fabulous

10+ is only if they know what they're doing with it!!!"

Well I think this is the penultimate, patented, smileyB dickometer

9 inches plus - cross legs

9 inches - take it easy cowboy

8 inches - hello gorgeous

7 inches - we're good

6 inches - you're on probation

5 inches and less - did you bring a friend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ha! _mileyb thats funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not keen on cocks that are over 8 inch, 9 inch i will play with at a push so long as they dont want anal lol 10 inch plus not a hope in hell of meeting me, never met a guy whos really small, so wouldnt know how small is to small, most of the guys i meet are between 6 and 8 inch as thats what i like and all have been as good as each other if its owner knows what hes doing

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

" Is this an official Gallop dickometer, penis gauge or cockchart?? LOL

If it is then I'd say that I've seen less than 1% of average men?

But very VERY well enowed catagory is tooooo tooooo long. Ochie *removes coil from left lung*

Haha my logic is

6 is ok

7 is good

8 is great

9 is fabulous

10+ is only if they know what they're doing with it!!!

Well I think this is the penultimate, patented, smileyB dickometer

9 inches plus - cross legs

9 inches - take it easy cowboy

8 inches - hello gorgeous

7 inches - we're good

6 inches - you're on probation

5 inches and less - did you bring a friend?

Haha loving the 5 or less - I didn't even give that a rating having been there and never going there again - yikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just a general question on penis size lol. "

Penises are NEVER too big! They may not fit but hell who wouldn't want an impressive piece of timber swinging from your groin.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"just a general question on penis size lol.

Penises are NEVER too big! They may not fit but hell who wouldn't want an impressive piece of timber swinging from your groin. "

Pointless have the equipment but no one to use it on!!! Most women find that they endure rather than enjoy the very well endowed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Is this an official Gallop dickometer, penis gauge or cockchart?? LOL

If it is then I'd say that I've seen less than 1% of average men?

But very VERY well enowed catagory is tooooo tooooo long. Ochie *removes coil from left lung*

Haha my logic is

6 is ok

7 is good

8 is great

9 is fabulous

10+ is only if they know what they're doing with it!!!

Well I think this is the penultimate, patented, smileyB dickometer

9 inches plus - cross legs

9 inches - take it easy cowboy

8 inches - hello gorgeous

7 inches - we're good

6 inches - you're on probation

5 inches and less - did you bring a friend?

Haha loving the 5 or less - I didn't even give that a rating having been there and never going there again - yikes

"
what was it like tell us more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most women find that they endure rather than enjoy the very well endowed

Probably because not all well endowed guys are gentle, I've never seen the point in pounding away furiously with my big cock, its better to slide it right the way in, and right the way out again, deep and slow - make those extra inches count.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Most women find that they endure rather than enjoy the very well endowed

Exactly hence why my rating was 10+ as long as they know what their doing!!! Too many just bash away and it ain't pleasant!!!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

" Well I think this is the penultimate, patented, smileyB dickometer

9 inches plus - cross legs

9 inches - take it easy cowboy

8 inches - hello gorgeous

7 inches - we're good

6 inches - you're on probation

5 inches and less - did you bring a friend?

Haha loving the 5 or less - I didn't even give that a rating having been there and never going there again - yikes

what was it like tell us more? "

Lol small was awful 4" and very skinny too like a hotdog sausage lol. It were like is it in yet and I'm told I'm quite tight lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Well I think this is the penultimate, patented, smileyB dickometer

9 inches plus - cross legs

9 inches - take it easy cowboy

8 inches - hello gorgeous

7 inches - we're good

6 inches - you're on probation

5 inches and less - did you bring a friend?

Haha loving the 5 or less - I didn't even give that a rating having been there and never going there again - yikes

what was it like tell us more?

Lol small was awful 4" and very skinny too like a hotdog sausage lol. It were like is it in yet and I'm told I'm quite tight lol

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poor bloke must of loved getting his 4 inches inside you it must of been glad you did n't have a bucket ha! ha!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Where exactly do you measure from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where exactly do you measure from?

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from your pelvic bone

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I like Mr average. Biggest cock I've had was 9 inches and he was very gentle with me and it was good sex. Have played with a guy that was 3 inches, I just had to play on top to feel any benefit, but it worked out quite well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like Mr average. Biggest cock I've had was 9 inches and he was very gentle with me and it was good sex. Have played with a guy that was 3 inches, I just had to play on top to feel any benefit, but it worked out quite well.

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its all good then xmas cookie.

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By *lums121Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

just brill and the right answer lol

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"5-6 inches is 'average'

7 inches is 'well endowed'

8 inches is 'very well endowed'

9+ inches is 'very VERY well endowed'

With regards to ratios, penises over 6 inches become increasingly rare the larger they get - ditto for smaller ones.

Is this an official Gallop dickometer, penis gauge or cockchart?? LOL

If it is then I'd say that I've seen less than 1% of average men?

But very VERY well enowed catagory is tooooo tooooo long. Ochie *removes coil from left lung*

Haha my logic is

6 is ok

7 is good

8 is great

9 is fabulous

10+ is only if they know what they're doing with it!!!

Well I think this is the penultimate, patented, smileyB dickometer

9 inches plus - cross legs

9 inches - take it easy cowboy

8 inches - hello gorgeous

7 inches - we're good

6 inches - you're on probation

5 inches and less - did you bring a friend?

a few things made me smile reading all the above but this made me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not size its how u use it that matters and the way you make the lady feel as the 3 inchs inside the woman's vagina has the most nerve endings out of the whole vaginal canal after the clit so size anything above 4 is good to go and make a lady cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are many ways to pleasure a woman.

Cock size is irrelevant for me unless it is physically incompatible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im arranging a meet with a guy who is 11inches!!! I think Im in trouble! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im arranging a meet with a guy who is 11inches!!! I think Im in trouble! lol"

I cant put mine all the way in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U measure from the knee up I always thought ?? I'm well over 9 inches lol

Or do u measure with a sky control ??

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Cock size has a lot to do with why we are called sexywifecuckhusband

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

So you measure from the pelvic bone ???

Well happy days I am bigger than I thought ..... Only three inches to go to get on the bottom of the leader board woo hoo !!!!!!

Happy being me at somewhere around 7 mark.... When it gets interest lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I would have thought girth far more significant than length.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have thought girth far more significant than length. "

You can wear a few extra condoms to pad it out a bit

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I would have thought girth far more significant than length.

You can wear a few extra condoms to pad it out a bit

You've tried then

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

As I like to be fucked hard and rough, I've found that 8 - 8.1/2" is my limit. - Played with a guy who has over 9" once and although it was fun it was abit too painful to do certain things...

I don't think I could go below 6" though... I would've said 5" but part of the pleasure for me is the feel of being stretched.

- Amy. x

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By *edonism44Man
over a year ago

oldham

"I would have thought girth far more significant than length. "

Got the girth thankfully ,,,, least I have something going for me, Shame no one to share it with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends in the size of "hole" it's going in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I reach the back wall then I know I'm big enough!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just a general question on penis size lol. "

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure mine in cent-meters.It makes me feel better

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By *i015Man
over a year ago

Millbrook, Southampton

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Most women find that they endure rather than enjoy the very well endowed

i have in the past, ive met some guys who have really hurt me, my viginal passage isnt 10inch long so why would i want a 10+ inch cock?

I find now that i cant relax with big guys as im on edge and nervous and i find im wincing away every time they thrust forwards, so i just avoid anyone over 8 inch, i cant see the point in having sex with someone i nervous to be with

give me Mr average anyday

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

"U measure from the knee up I always thought ?? I'm well over 9 inches lol

Or do u measure with a sky control ?? "

If it only reaches to the '0' then it's a disappointing 'Oh'

If it reaches to Back Up then you're in luck for doggy style.

You're alright if your cock reaches the 'select' botton coz that's 'OK'

And if it reaches to the 'Sky' botton she'll be in heaven. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smaller than mine is too small, bigger than mine is too big. Sorted! :p "

your answer made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't b-leav in the myth, that size dusn't matta 2 women? b-caus, it dus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter what engine your car has, if you are a crap driver.

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By *resh princeMan
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *resh princeMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Just out of curiosity. Why is it always about the man. Who is measuring the girls, depth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As regards who measures the girls depth - the man - we have the instruments to do so.

You can use your built in depth gauge or the amount of echo when you sing a Middle C. If her fillings vibrate then you know you've found someone well versed in the art of love whom sliding your 12" into will be like stirring a cup of tea with a matchstick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally i like 6 inches however getting him to fold it in half is a real pain lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5-6 inches is 'average'

7 inches is 'well endowed'

8 inches is 'very well endowed'

9+ inches is 'very VERY well endowed'

With regards to ratios, penises over 6 inches become increasingly rare the larger they get - ditto for smaller ones.

Not many white men reach 8" tho

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By *resh princeMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Just curious...........thats all. Some are cake basins. Maybe that's why they want bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what score does my 7.5 inches get then? Does it really matter, so long as it hits the right spot!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"So what score does my 7.5 inches get then? Does it really matter, so long as it hits the right spot!

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i hve too say if i could change one thing abt my bodie , bit embarrising realy it wld have too be to make my cock.... smaller!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mines a bit big to be honest

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Don't b-leav in the myth, that size dusn't matta 2 women? b-caus, it dus."

Only if its tiny small or stupidly huge. Most things Inbetween can be fine if the owner knows what they are doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this a dual cock thread...?(will post the same on the other thread)

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"is this a dual cock thread...?(will post the same on the other thread)"

Yeah one was started a few days ago and one this morning I think, I'm gonna say different on each one, its like I've got a split personality!! Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sum men r bigger than others? lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is this a dual cock thread...?(will post the same on the other thread)

Yeah one was started a few days ago and one this morning I think, I'm gonna say different on each one, its like I've got a split personality!! Haha. "

well u can always say u like a big cock in the pussy or a small cock in the gub- at the same time of course..

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

I am very happy with my 6 inch cock, there is nothing wrong with it at all. It's not the biggest, and it's not the smallest. It has done me proud time and time again.

Why cant people be happy with what they have got? After all there is nothing we can do about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am very happy with my 6 inch cock, there is nothing wrong with it at all. It's not the biggest, and it's not the smallest. It has done me proud time and time again.

Why cant people be happy with what they have got? After all there is nothing we can do about it"

penispump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im arranging a meet with a guy who is 11inches!!! I think Im in trouble! lol"

And i bet he lives closer to you than me ?

Only met 2 guys that were around that size and were very easy going with me and had lots of fun with them xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrmmm so what do you do with a guy of 2 1/2 inches??? No i couldnt bring myself to shag him

And the ex hubby was 11 1/2 inches and it was bloody painful but then he was a wham bam thank you mam kinda guy

Now phil is over 8 inches and knows how to use it, mmmmm perfect

Guess its a case of different strokes for different folks

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Errrrmmm so what do you do with a guy of 2 1/2 inches??? No i couldnt bring myself to shag him

And the ex hubby was 11 1/2 inches and it was bloody painful but then he was a wham bam thank you mam kinda guy

Now phil is over 8 inches and knows how to use it, mmmmm perfect

Guess its a case of different strokes for different folks

Lol I've a guy I chat to with about 22.5 inches and he keeps asking for a meet but will bring a friend with 10 lol. Still can't bring myself to though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrrmmm so what do you do with a guy of 2 1/2 inches??? No i couldnt bring myself to shag him

And the ex hubby was 11 1/2 inches and it was bloody painful but then he was a wham bam thank you mam kinda guy

Now phil is over 8 inches and knows how to use it, mmmmm perfect

Guess its a case of different strokes for different folks

Lol I've a guy I chat to with about 22.5 inches and he keeps asking for a meet but will bring a friend with 10 lol. Still can't bring myself to though!!"

22.5 lol..please come back and fix this mistake lol

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By *i015Man
over a year ago

Millbrook, Southampton

"Errrrmmm so what do you do with a guy of 2 1/2 inches??? No i couldnt bring myself to shag him

And the ex hubby was 11 1/2 inches and it was bloody painful but then he was a wham bam thank you mam kinda guy

Now phil is over 8 inches and knows how to use it, mmmmm perfect

Guess its a case of different strokes for different folks

Lol I've a guy I chat to with about 22.5 inches and he keeps asking for a meet but will bring a friend with 10 lol. Still can't bring myself to though!!"

22.5 inches, you sure he wasn't measuring in cm

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

22.5....obviously overuse of penispump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wood b " mortified " if I had a 2 1/2 inch cock. I wood neva hav sex.

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By *witch mix vanillaCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"5-6 inches is 'average'

7 inches is 'well endowed'

8 inches is 'very well endowed'

9+ inches is 'very VERY well endowed'

With regards to ratios, penises over 6 inches become increasingly rare the larger they get - ditto for smaller ones.

That makes him very very well endowed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must b in the ( VWE catergory ), phew, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errrrmmm so what do you do with a guy of 2 1/2 inches??? No i couldnt bring myself to shag him

And the ex hubby was 11 1/2 inches and it was bloody painful but then he was a wham bam thank you mam kinda guy

Now phil is over 8 inches and knows how to use it, mmmmm perfect

Guess its a case of different strokes for different folks

Lol I've a guy I chat to with about 22.5 inches and he keeps asking for a meet but will bring a friend with 10 lol. Still can't bring myself to though!!"

I think he's measuring his leg.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Errrrmmm so what do you do with a guy of 2 1/2 inches??? No i couldnt bring myself to shag him

And the ex hubby was 11 1/2 inches and it was bloody painful but then he was a wham bam thank you mam kinda guy

Now phil is over 8 inches and knows how to use it, mmmmm perfect

Guess its a case of different strokes for different folks

Lol I've a guy I chat to with about 22.5 inches and he keeps asking for a meet but will bring a friend with 10 lol. Still can't bring myself to though!!

I think he's measuring his leg."
yeah there's a few disillusioned people on here that do that. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must b in the ( VWE catergory ), phew, lol."
im not in the vwe dept

But I do have lots of satisfied veris that don't care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you know what your doing with the old one eyed porridge chucker and the lady is being pleased.....does the size matter??? Im just above average btw

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Im arranging a meet with a guy who is 11inches!!! I think Im in trouble! lol"

you will be if snow white finds out

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I must b in the ( VWE catergory ), phew, lol.im not in the vwe dept

But I do have lots of satisfied veris that don't care"

A giant cock counts for nothing on here if you've got the personality of a wet fish and don't know how to use it.

Reasonable size cock + decent bloke + good skills = happy lady!!

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over a year ago

"I must b in the ( VWE catergory ), phew, lol.im not in the vwe dept

But I do have lots of satisfied veris that don't care

A giant cock counts for nothing on here if you've got the personality of a wet fish and don't know how to use it.

Reasonable size cock + decent bloke + good skills = happy lady!! "

Lol what's reasonable ?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I must b in the ( VWE catergory ), phew, lol.im not in the vwe dept

But I do have lots of satisfied veris that don't care

A giant cock counts for nothing on here if you've got the personality of a wet fish and don't know how to use it.

Reasonable size cock + decent bloke + good skills = happy lady!!

Lol what's reasonable ?"

Not "too small" not "too big" but "just right" it's not the "size" it's "how you use it" x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sum men r bigger than others? lol."

No shit Sherlock

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Sum men r bigger than others? lol.

No shit Sherlock "

Hahahaha. X that saying always makes me chuckle x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Sum men r bigger than others? lol."

You missed out the word 'dicks'.

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"Lol I've a guy I chat to with about 22.5 inches and he keeps asking for a meet but will bring a friend with 10 lol. Still can't bring myself to though!!"

sorry to break it to you luv but this guy is a liar the world record is 13.5 (Jonah Falcon) but i would bet fab people have seen bigger but not that big

p.s. some men lie about size to impress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the person may have meant 22.5 CENTIMETRES - which, being still around 9 inches would be pretty huge.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"Lol I've a guy I chat to with about 22.5 inches and he keeps asking for a meet but will bring a friend with 10 lol. Still can't bring myself to though!!

think hes probably on about cm .. thats 8.8 inches !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sum men r bigger than others? lol.

No shit Sherlock

Hahahaha. X that saying always makes me chuckle x "

Just could not resist x

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By *laphe1Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"As long as you know what your doing with the old one eyed porridge chucker and the lady is being pleased.....does the size matter??? Im just above average btw

One eyed Porridge chucker,,,,,Classic

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"I think the person may have meant 22.5 CENTIMETRES - which, being still around 9 inches would be pretty huge."

ok so you think his 9" but wants to bring friend who's 4"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing is even wanking a guy with a 2 1/2 incher is bloody hard work i mean just where do you place your two fingers and thumb when theres no girth either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it don't fit, it's too big.

If it rattles, it's too small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it don't fit, it's too big.

If it rattles, it's too small

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Errrrmmm so what do you do with a guy of 2 1/2 inches??? No i couldnt bring myself to shag him

And the ex hubby was 11 1/2 inches and it was bloody painful but then he was a wham bam thank you mam kinda guy

Now phil is over 8 inches and knows how to use it, mmmmm perfect

Guess its a case of different strokes for different folks

Lol I've a guy I chat to with about 22.5 inches and he keeps asking for a meet but will bring a friend with 10 lol. Still can't bring myself to though!!

22.5 lol..please come back and fix this mistake lol"

Haha that'll teach me to preview before posting - that should have read 2.5 inches!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sum men r bigger than others? lol.

No shit Sherlock "

Strange things are happening to my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sum men r bigger than others? lol.

No shit Sherlock

Strange things are happening to my profile

Why have I got Wills pic up on this I am very confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy all sizes, it's how it's used that makes the difference. I've found the small fun size willies are great for anal play .... but impossible to get it together if the owner has got anything like a big belly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy may as well have been a virgin and had no clue plus had a beer belly to die for

I tried honestly cos i didnt want ro hurt his feelings but there does come a point where you have to admit defeat shagging him in any form was a no go

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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago

Lancashire

S is 7 inches which is in the good category I guess ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is even wanking a guy with a 2 1/2 incher is bloody hard work i mean just where do you place your two fingers and thumb when theres no girth either

You could lightly squeeze it between your palms and rapidly rub them back and forth like you're trying to get a camp fire going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is even wanking a guy with a 2 1/2 incher is bloody hard work i mean just where do you place your two fingers and thumb when theres no girth either

You could lightly squeeze it between your palms and rapidly rub them back and forth like you're trying to get a camp fire going?"

Damn i never thought of that one, will store it for future reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is even wanking a guy with a 2 1/2 incher is bloody hard work i mean just where do you place your two fingers and thumb when theres no girth either

You could lightly squeeze it between your palms and rapidly rub them back and forth like you're trying to get a camp fire going?

Damn i never thought of that one, will store it for future reference

You meet many guys with 2.5 inch cocks then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i would have to say i have about 8 and its like a can of larger .but its a waste of time i have found 99% of the girls come with the

tongue and not cock . i think most single men watch to much porn and think its all about the fucking LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracker hehe!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If it don't fit, it's too big.

If it rattles, it's too small

"
thats funny ha! ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is even wanking a guy with a 2 1/2 incher is bloody hard work i mean just where do you place your two fingers and thumb when theres no girth either

You could lightly squeeze it between your palms and rapidly rub them back and forth like you're trying to get a camp fire going?"

But what if it burst into flames

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woodn't show my face in public if I had a 2 1/2 inch cock, how embarrassing.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I woodn't show my face in public if I had a 2 1/2 inch cock, how embarrassing."

Unless you walk around In public naked I can't see how!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woodn't show my face in public if I had a 2 1/2 inch cock, how embarrassing.

Unless you walk around In public naked I can't see how!! "

Lol, u no wot I mean.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I woodn't show my face in public if I had a 2 1/2 inch cock, how embarrassing.

Unless you walk around In public naked I can't see how!!

Lol, u no wot I mean."

Not really??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woodn't show my face in public if I had a 2 1/2 inch cock, how embarrassing.

Unless you walk around In public naked I can't see how!!

Lol, u no wot I mean.

Not really??

No matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woodn't show my face in public if I had a 2 1/2 inch cock, how embarrassing.

Unless you walk around In public naked I can't see how!!

Lol, u no wot I mean.

Not really??

If you had too pick between the one above and mine who would you pick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I woodn't show my face in public if I had a 2 1/2 inch cock, how embarrassing.

Unless you walk around In public naked I can't see how!!

Lol, u no wot I mean.

Not really??

If you had too pick between the one above and mine who would you pick?"

Waits with bated breath.

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By *encarolCouple
over a year ago

Tyneside

Ken is 7" x 5" and just right , have tried bigger but depends on the woman , biggest one was 9" smallest one was 5"

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I woodn't show my face in public if I had a 2 1/2 inch cock, how embarrassing.

Unless you walk around In public naked I can't see how!!

Lol, u no wot I mean.

Not really??

If you had too pick between the one above and mine who would you pick?"

Need you ask??

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

OK where do you measure from above or below

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"OK where do you measure from above or below

Some of the blokes start from there belly button I think!! Haha!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"OK where do you measure from above or below

Some of the blokes start from there belly button I think!! Haha!! "

Or their Arse ole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't b-leav in the myth, that size dusn't matta 2 women? b-caus, it dus."

Does the " e" not work on your keyboard ?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"OK where do you measure from above or below

Some of the blokes start from there belly button I think!! Haha!!

Or their Arse ole

Haha!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My replies seem 2 " p-off " alot of ppl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is even wanking a guy with a 2 1/2 incher is bloody hard work i mean just where do you place your two fingers and thumb when theres no girth either

You could lightly squeeze it between your palms and rapidly rub them back and forth like you're trying to get a camp fire going?

Damn i never thought of that one, will store it for future reference

You meet many guys with 2.5 inch cocks then?

Nope i'm quite spoilt with the guys we've met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesnt matter as long as it can fill a pram

...if you want children that is lol

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Im arranging a meet with a guy who is 11inches!!! I think Im in trouble! lol"

Have you met yet?

If so, how did it go?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"My replies seem 2 " p-off " alot of ppl?"

I don't think it's a case of pissing people off, but it takes a while to decipher them with your bizarre text speak and strange constant use of unnecessary quotation marks.

Plus you do come accross as a bit big headed considering you only ever seem to comment on threads that mention cock size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My replies seem 2 " p-off " alot of ppl?

I don't think it's a case of pissing people off, but it takes a while to decipher them with your bizarre text speak and strange constant use of unnecessary quotation marks.

Plus you do come accross as a bit big headed considering you only ever seem to comment on threads that mention cock size. "

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not " big headed " @ all. 99.9% of ppl on " FAB " didn't even no each other?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not " big headed " @ all. 99.9% of ppl on " FAB " didn't even no each other? "

theres repeated "come see my pics" elements...yup..and people have looked.

what u might find about percentages is that a high amount of men with big cocks dont get meets...unless they are being given invisible verifications.Alot hang around the cam rooms...so nobody is saying they are fake...but when it comes down to getting meets..they either fuck it up with the initial messages or fuck it up by chickening out of something thats more real than the cyber fantasy in their minds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I c i'm controversial.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Not " big headed " @ all. 99.9% of ppl on " FAB " didn't even no each other? "

I didnt say you were big headed I said you come accross that way with constant comments on your monster cock and that's the only time you comment on anything really.

No your right we don't really know each other and that's why first impressions are very important. How you come accross on here means a lot and will probably determine if you get meets in the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not " big headed " @ all. 99.9% of ppl on " FAB " didn't even no each other?

I didnt say you were big headed I said you come accross that way with constant comments on your monster cock and that's the only time you comment on anything really.

No your right we don't really know each other and that's why first impressions are very important. How you come accross on here means a lot and will probably determine if you get meets in the future. "

Thanx, 4 the philosophey about me? lol. I wil get by on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God. has blessed me with a huge manhood. Wots the big deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5-6 inches is 'average'

7 inches is 'well endowed'

8 inches is 'very well endowed'

9+ inches is 'very VERY well endowed'

With regards to ratios, penises over 6 inches become increasingly rare the larger they get - ditto for smaller ones.

i dont know how you can say the larger they are teh mroe rare they become.... nearly every man on this site is hung like a horse....... or so their profile says so

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"God. has blessed me with a huge manhood. Wots the big deal?"

The big deal is its not huge. Not judging by your pictures anyway, yet you seem to do nothing but go on and on about it.

Check out some of the other guys on here. They haven't got massive dicks but they seem to do ok coz they engage in decent chat and have a laugh and have decent personalities. And they have verifications to prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is even wanking a guy with a 2 1/2 incher is bloody hard work i mean just where do you place your two fingers and thumb when theres no girth either

You could lightly squeeze it between your palms and rapidly rub them back and forth like you're trying to get a camp fire going?

But what if it burst into flames

You could have hot sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl ly about " verifications " u can easily put a " verification " on sum-1's profile.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ppl ly about " verifications " u can easily put a " verification " on sum-1's profile."

Not really because in order to verify someone you have to be verified by a other user and so on. That's why there are threads about 2 newbies having problems because they are trying to verify each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ppl ly about " verifications " u can easily put a " verification " on sum-1's profile.

Absolute nonsense.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ppl ly about " verifications " u can easily put a " verification " on sum-1's profile.

Absolute nonsense."

I didnt just make it up!! Lol. So it's not nonsense at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going 4 a shower now. I wil get peace from " Happyxxxmiss " I think she has a secret liken 4 me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God. has blessed me with a huge manhood. Wots the big deal?

The big deal is its not huge. Not judging by your pictures anyway, yet you seem to do nothing but go on and on about it.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is your definitive answer. I ain't got jack shit but I'm still fighting em off with a shitty stick (In my various previous guises on here).

Although it does sometimes depend on the size of the reciprocating clout

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Going 4 a shower now. I wil get peace from " Happyxxxmiss " I think she has a secret liken 4 me."

Yes I do. In the same was I'd enjoy having my toenails removed one bu one with a pair of pliers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going 4 a shower now. I wil get peace from " Happyxxxmiss " I think she has a secret liken 4 me.

Yes I do. In the same was I'd enjoy having my toenails removed one bu one with a pair of pliers!

OUCH, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nearly every man on this site is hung like a horse....... or so their profile says so

Well as the saying goes 'the proof is in the pudding', so the best way to validate a guys claims of penis size would be to send him a pie, strudel, swiss roll, victoria sponge or possibly a blancmange and ask him to insert his penis into it before returning it to you, where you can then assess his claims for yourself.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"I would have thought girth far more significant than length. "

It has been proven a large girth if far more pleasurable for a woman than long length.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i find that 8 inches fills to the brim any more than that is too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i find that 8 inches fills to the brim any more than that is too much"

Hence why I always compare my penis to Goldilocks' third bowl of porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God. has blessed me with a huge manhood. Wots the big deal?"

Looks pretty average from your pics (excluding the bareback one, which looks like it has been taken from the internet).

No offence, but why would you put up a picture where you can clearly see the smegma build up under your foreskin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just a general question on penis size lol. "

1 inch is too small. 6 feet is too big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God. has blessed me with a huge manhood. Wots the big deal?

Looks pretty average from your pics (excluding the bareback one, which looks like it has been taken from the internet).

No offence, but why would you put up a picture where you can clearly see the smegma build up under your foreskin?

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"God. has blessed me with a huge manhood. Wots the big deal?

Looks pretty average from your pics (excluding the bareback one, which looks like it has been taken from the internet).

No offence, but why would you put up a picture where you can clearly see the smegma build up under your foreskin?

LMAO!!!!

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Average only wanted here! Get all kinds of mail on this and other sites and all the guys go on about is size! I want to enjoy sex and I want to wake up the next morning without having to have stitches! lol..

You can keep your 8 inches plus and leave me with almost anything under that. Just a little girth would be nice though lol

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"God. has blessed me with a huge manhood. Wots the big deal?

Looks pretty average from your pics (excluding the bareback one, which looks like it has been taken from the internet).

No offence, but why would you put up a picture where you can clearly see the smegma build up under your foreskin?

LMAO!!!!"

Hell fire ... they still on there??

And I agree on the bareback one - pinched off the internet for sure. It's just too 'professional' when compared to the others (plus it doesn't enlarge to a normal sized pic when you click on it)

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"God. has blessed me with a huge manhood. Wots the big deal?

Looks pretty average from your pics (excluding the bareback one, which looks like it has been taken from the internet).

No offence, but why would you put up a picture where you can clearly see the smegma build up under your foreskin?

LMAO!!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I'm more interested in girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Approaching 200 posts, this is definately a big penis thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does size matter????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does size matter????"

yes no maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it really matter on the size of any mans penis?

I mean come on woman can have different types of orgasums.

Clitoral, vaginal (g-spot), both together and if you really know your stuff then the "deep spot".

Now I'm no mr dynamite in bed but I have managed to achieve all of these and I don't have a super sized cock.

So what does it matter as long as you please a woman and think more about her pleasure than your own you will be invited back!!

My motto is I don't care if I have a 2 inch cock or a 10 inch cock you wouldn't like it hanging off your nose as a wart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like an average cock, the UK average is five inches and three eighths. I've had two kids, I would say I'm not as tight as I'd like...but average still works great for me.

Just adapt for size -

7+ missionary feels like heaven

6-7 and anything goes

5-6 and doggy makes me howl with pleasure

5 cowgirls r us!

It's a shame that a lot of average or under guys are actually put off from swinging due to low confidence.

Best plan of action - develop a harem like me, with a selection of lovely treats to choose from!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Most women find that they endure rather than enjoy the very well endowed

i have in the past, ive met some guys who have really hurt me, my viginal passage isnt 10inch long so why would i want a 10+ inch cock?

give me Mr average anyday

Amen sister!

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By *picer07Woman
over a year ago

CARDIFF

"There are many ways to pleasure a woman.

Cock size is irrelevant for me unless it is physically incompatible.

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By *picer07Woman
over a year ago

CARDIFF

"well i would have to say i have about 8 and its like a can of larger .but its a waste of time i have found 99% of the girls come with the

tongue and not cock . i think most single men watch to much porn and think its all about the fucking LOL"

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

not another cock size question....lol

Why are guys so curious about what size us women want

I know we all have a preference deep down but isnt the person more important and take it from there

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mine that's all that matters :D . Good job really cause nothing I can do about it as its attached

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