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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats yours. I had what looks like a spilt/chunk out of the the end of my forskin after a rampant night on wild sex. She had a sore bum and she aint into anal. Only thing we know for certain is we had a good time.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Whats yours. I had what looks like a spilt/chunk out of the the end of my forskin after a rampant night on wild sex. She had a sore bum and she aint into anal. Only thing we know for certain is we had a good time. "

I thought both my nipples were gonna drop off a couple of weeks back. I forgot to mention to the bloke I was with that I don't have much feeling in them. We got a bit carried away. And I didn't notice he was giving em a good chew. Lol. Oops. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ooohhh no the things we do in the throws of passion. They look well recovered now miss claus x

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

We had some friends around for a 4some and all went out for a meal and drank too much. As soon as we got into the lounge everyone started playing and while R was being doggied on the sofa, one knee slipped off causing her to fall and bang her head on a coffee table, which brought things to a sudden halt. She wasn't injured so we all had a laugh and decided it was safer to go to bed.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Ooohhh no the things we do in the throws of passion. They look well recovered now miss claus x "

Yeah they were pretty crusty for a while! Lol. They're ok now and he's fully informed of the nipple issue x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I aint fully recovered yet after a week. But I can confirm I am in full working order as of about 30mins ago. Allow it did sting a little, what makes you bad makes you better!!!! Or is that just alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst is just general brusing in various areas .... LOL ...

S xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell off a step in a sex club and sprained my ankle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll like this one.. Haha..

Pissed as anything had this girl beautiful she was.. Got her in the doggy possition and i was there fucking away..Asi thrusted in she must have had an orgasm because she became really tight.. I felt a sharp pain on my cock.. With the sharp pain i jumped, fell off the bed and whacked my head on the bedside table..

Woke up in a&e.. Id split my head open and snapped my banjo.. Had all the nurses in stitches laughing when i was explaining what happened..

Had 6 stitches in my head and my cock healed on its own.

Kinda funny now.. Got called banjo boy for the best part of 6 months hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll like this one.. Haha..

Pissed as anything had this girl beautiful she was.. Got her in the doggy possition and i was there fucking away..Asi thrusted in she must have had an orgasm because she became really tight.. I felt a sharp pain on my cock.. With the sharp pain i jumped, fell off the bed and whacked my head on the bedside table..

Woke up in a&e.. Id split my head open and snapped my banjo.. Had all the nurses in stitches laughing when i was explaining what happened..

Had 6 stitches in my head and my cock healed on its own.

Kinda funny now.. Got called banjo boy for the best part of 6 months hahaha!!"

Lol love that one, hope you got another chance with the lady

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

having fun with a guy and he got a little bit carried away..whilst taking me from behind, he slipped, caught his cock on my pubic bone and ripped the skin off the entire length...let me tell you I have never seen so much blood!!

I took him to A&E, got him sorted took him off and dropped him back home..

Time for a swift exit...

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

We never get d*unk when having playmeets......it's not kinky for us + a bit of a turn off TBH the state some ppl get in!........we get d*unk with the vanillas,they safe lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"having fun with a guy and he got a little bit carried away..whilst taking me from behind, he slipped, caught his cock on my pubic bone and ripped the skin off the entire length...let me tell you I have never seen so much blood!!

I took him to A&E, got him sorted took him off and dropped him back home..

Time for a swift exit..."

I think thats what I done last week but not to that extent. Just a small wound thsnk fuck ha

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"You'll like this one.. Haha..

Pissed as anything had this girl beautiful she was.. Got her in the doggy possition and i was there fucking away..Asi thrusted in she must have had an orgasm because she became really tight.. I felt a sharp pain on my cock.. With the sharp pain i jumped, fell off the bed and whacked my head on the bedside table..

Woke up in a&e.. Id split my head open and snapped my banjo.. Had all the nurses in stitches laughing when i was explaining what happened..

Had 6 stitches in my head and my cock healed on its own.

Kinda funny now.. Got called banjo boy for the best part of 6 months hahaha!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i (female half) was riding my partners cock, when we got a bit carried away (as you do), as he thrust upwards i went flying backwards and somersaulted off the end of the bed, but got stuck upside down!!!I couldnt move for laughing and my partner couldnt help me as he was tied to the bed!!!lol

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I have no clue of it...i dont drink

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By *vana sukalotWoman
over a year ago

In a land of make believe (Derby)


"i (female half) was riding my partners cock, when we got a bit carried away (as you do), as he thrust upwards i went flying backwards and somersaulted off the end of the bed, but got stuck upside down!!!I couldnt move for laughing and my partner couldnt help me as he was tied to the bed!!!lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i (female half) was riding my partners cock, when we got a bit carried away (as you do), as he thrust upwards i went flying backwards and somersaulted off the end of the bed, but got stuck upside down!!!I couldnt move for laughing and my partner couldnt help me as he was tied to the bed!!!lol "

That's the best one , fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My then partner had me bent over the kitchen table and was being very rough shagging me from behind .. all of a sudden there was a big crack.. He broke one of my ribs .. Couldn't breathe and was in agony for weeks lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My then partner had me bent over the kitchen table and was being very rough shagging me from behind .. all of a sudden there was a big crack.. He broke one of my ribs .. Couldn't breathe and was in agony for weeks lol "
YOU WIN....OUCH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My then partner had me bent over the kitchen table and was being very rough shagging me from behind .. all of a sudden there was a big crack.. He broke one of my ribs .. Couldn't breathe and was in agony for weeks lol YOU WIN....OUCH "

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Breaking Ribs - Just how big was he ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jez some hilarious stories lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My then partner had me bent over the kitchen table and was being very rough shagging me from behind .. all of a sudden there was a big crack.. He broke one of my ribs .. Couldn't breathe and was in agony for weeks lol YOU WIN....OUCH

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Breaking Ribs - Just how big was he ?? "

Not half as big as the pain in was in lol

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