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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi everyone, hoping someone could give me some tips on how they manage to save their bed from being soaked by squirting?? Quite lucky that I meet ladies who can squirt but haven’t played in my bed yet lol, that’s changing soon and wondered what folk put down etc??

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

A waterproof mattress protector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone, hoping someone could give me some tips on how they manage to save their bed from being soaked by squirting?? Quite lucky that I meet ladies who can squirt but haven’t played in my bed yet lol, that’s changing soon and wondered what folk put down etc?? "

You can't. I lay a towel over plastic bags. Still don't work

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Shower curtain, towels and a spare quilt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A waterproof mattress protector "

Great thanks, will have a look for one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi everyone, hoping someone could give me some tips on how they manage to save their bed from being soaked by squirting?? Quite lucky that I meet ladies who can squirt but haven’t played in my bed yet lol, that’s changing soon and wondered what folk put down etc??

You can't. I lay a towel over plastic bags. Still don't work"

Damn! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shower curtain, towels and a spare quilt "

Perfect thanks, will give it a go

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Usual mattress protector + fitted sheet + waterproof mattress protector + another fitted sheet. Afterwards you can whip the top two off and have a dry bed to sleep in (if you so wish). Oh, and keep your duvet out if the way unless it fits in your washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home bargains sell waterproof cot mats. 10 for about 3.50. Are quite big n work well. We always use them

Enjoy

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By *ustylouWoman
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Home bargains sell waterproof cot mats. 10 for about 3.50. Are quite big n work well. We always use them

Enjoy "

I've used these, they dont exactly give off a sexy vibe when you arrive at someone's home or hotel and whip one out. However much better than ruining their bed. Disposing of them feels yucky too.

I just wish I didn't squirt.

So many posts about how to make a woman squirt. Anyone got any ideas on how not to?

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By *layTimeEssexCouple
over a year ago

Stansted

A more kinky option - get a thick plastic “orgy sheet” in red or black. Some cheap ones on EBay but even a decent one only £20. We’ve got several to protect bed and sofas when friends come around. Can use for extra oily body massages too.

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By *uckrutCouple
over a year ago

Dallas

Simple, just piss before you start fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invest in a good squirt blanket! I love mine, its amazing how much it can take...

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Invest in a good squirt blanket! I love mine, its amazing how much it can take..."
do you squirt loads?

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By *lirty CocktailsCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

i squirt lots and we tried the black plastic sheet from love honey and it was like being in a water park, ?? then i got a very large wet sheet from amazon, its meant for childrens beds but its cotton on top and thick soft plastic underneath and big. It also goes in the washing machine. Never wet through it, and believe me there is plenty of liquid?? much better than a towel as even when using 2 towels my bed still got wet.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I used to use a plastic backed bathroom mat, still soft underneath you but also does the trick

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham

Ive got a baby mat that’s fleece lined so it’s comfortable without all the plastic squelching under you. You can also get dog proof throws on Amazon that are waterproof.

I mostly put a waterproof sheet the baby mat and a normal sheet on top.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow who knew there were so many things out there thank you all for your advice, will get searching in my lunchbreak lol.

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By *ittleMissFozzieWoman
over a year ago

Plymouth

I just put a shower curtain inside an old duvet cover. Simple, cheap and just bung it in the washing machine afterwards

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We do it by not meeting squirters.

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham


"We do it by not meeting squirters. "

Not sure why you needed to make us all aware of this, as obviously anyone who’s posting in here wouldn’t want to meet you either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Towels.

Mattress protector.

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham


"Wow who knew there were so many things out there thank you all for your advice, will get searching in my lunchbreak lol.

"

I’ve found a big kingside waterproof bed throw on Amazon and it looks so comfy it’s all fleecy and warm looking might have to invest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely a towel is fine??

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By *ooroo2019Woman
over a year ago

Chester

I was listening to a podcast recently and the woman recommended a splash blanket. I had a look, they are a bit pricey, but look really nice.

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By *ittle Miss PuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Your fantasies

Towels do not cut it.

Waterproof mattress covers work well but are cumbersome, a pain to dry and unpleasant to fall asleep on. Plus what about the couch/car seat etc?

Get a sex blanket or 3.

Sex blankets are expensive but a worthwhile investment in my opinion. No-More-Wet-Spot make a great one. My oldest of their's is 7 years on the go now. Been washed a thousand times and is still soft and works perfectly. It was a liberation for me when I first discovered them.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I have a waterproof mattress cover that's got a soft top, not plastic like some B & B use ,and that's under a fitted sheet. If meeting my fwb then I pop a couple of puppy pads under me. Not great for the environment, but much quicker to dispose of and no laundry costs. They're also cheaper than baby or incontinence ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simple, just piss before you start fucking. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a talent and a massive turn on for alot men life gives you a storm then dance in the rain baby hahaha

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford


"We do it by not meeting squirters. "

Thank you for letting us all know. Another name to be added to my Blocklist.

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford


"Simple, just piss before you start fucking. "

I didn't realise it was that easy to stop squirting! My life is now changed forever!

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham


"We do it by not meeting squirters.

Thank you for letting us all know. Another name to be added to my Blocklist. "

And mine

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham


"Simple, just piss before you start fucking. "

Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see.

This is great for the blocklist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can think about is...

"WE DONT DO DUVETS!"

Thank you Trev & Simon

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

market harborough

just make sure the guys thirsty and can breath thru his ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invest in a good squirt blanket! I love mine, its amazing how much it can take... do you squirt loads?"

Depends on the guy

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

Towels! Lots of them! The microfibre ones are great

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Splash blanket, the tinder translator on Insta recommends them

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Normal waterproof sheet with a vinyl sheet from love honey under it is what we use.

The normal waterproofs lose their waterproofness eventually and you don’t tend to know until it’s too late.

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By *lyreelMan
over a year ago

King's lynn


"Simple, just piss before you start fucking.

Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see.

This is great for the blocklist."

So please enlighten us?

Do squirters have there own wee tank that makes them different to all the other women?

I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I asked on another thread but never got an answer. Where in the body is this gush liquid stored ?

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By *ohn ACouple
over a year ago

andover


"Hi everyone, hoping someone could give me some tips on how they manage to save their bed from being soaked by squirting?? Quite lucky that I meet ladies who can squirt but haven’t played in my bed yet lol, that’s changing soon and wondered what folk put down etc?? "

She could always sit on my face as she cums. I am not sure I could swallow it all but I would have a bloody good try xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simple, just piss before you start fucking.

Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see.

This is great for the blocklist.

So please enlighten us?

Do squirters have there own wee tank that makes them different to all the other women?

I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?

"

Search for Mr Pussy Licking, he did an instructional video on squirting and the composition of squirt vs pee that you might find interesting

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By *lyreelMan
over a year ago

King's lynn

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By *lyreelMan
over a year ago

King's lynn


"Simple, just piss before you start fucking.

Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see.

This is great for the blocklist.

So please enlighten us?

Do squirters have there own wee tank that makes them different to all the other women?

I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?

Search for Mr Pussy Licking, he did an instructional video on squirting and the composition of squirt vs pee that you might find interesting"

So is Mr Pussy Licking a dedicated surgeon that knows where this magical gush bladder is within the body, is he an expert of any kind? Is he medically trained, should we look for his name on the registrar? Read up about it, yes there are secretions that the female has, but they are simply found within the urine. It’s a load of pish, literally, there is no love juice tank within the female body that holds enough liquid to gush, to soak the sheets or to spray on yer slippers at the side of the bed.

It’s golden rain, love juice, whatever ya wanna call it, but it’s still just pish.

I lived with a squirter for 5 years, she never ever said it’s anything else but urine, she called it different things etc but ultimately it’s pish.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Surely a towel is fine?? "

Nooooooooo! I wish!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"It’s golden rain, love juice, whatever ya wanna call it, but it’s still just pish."

Oh, yey, another squirting thread that gets hijacked by those who feel compelled to tell everyone it's just piss. Gets a bit boring, doesn't it?

It's also completely unnecessary (unless the thread is asking what squirting is).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waterproof mattress protector for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally drink it all no spillage or mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simple, just piss before you start fucking.

Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see.

This is great for the blocklist.

So please enlighten us?

Do squirters have there own wee tank that makes them different to all the other women?

I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?

Search for Mr Pussy Licking, he did an instructional video on squirting and the composition of squirt vs pee that you might find interesting

So is Mr Pussy Licking a dedicated surgeon that knows where this magical gush bladder is within the body, is he an expert of any kind? Is he medically trained, should we look for his name on the registrar? Read up about it, yes there are secretions that the female has, but they are simply found within the urine. It’s a load of pish, literally, there is no love juice tank within the female body that holds enough liquid to gush, to soak the sheets or to spray on yer slippers at the side of the bed.

It’s golden rain, love juice, whatever ya wanna call it, but it’s still just pish.

I lived with a squirter for 5 years, she never ever said it’s anything else but urine, she called it different things etc but ultimately it’s pish. "

I apologise, didnt realise I was supposed to consult a surgeon before responding!

But enlighten me please, was your ex a surgeon? Is she an expert of any kind? Is she medically trained, should we look for her name on the registrar?

Sorry if I hit a nerve, I never said there was no piss, merely that it's not just piss and simply pissing before fucking isn't enough, depending on your partners skills!

Have a fab day

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

splashblanket .com /collections/large-blankets/products/moon-blood-waterproof-squirt-blanket?variant=42151770259701

These look amazing - and some of the photos will probably go in my phone's vault too!

Alice x

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By *ittle Miss PuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Your fantasies


"splashblanket .com /collections/large-blankets/products/moon-blood-waterproof-squirt-blanket?variant=42151770259701

These look amazing - and some of the photos will probably go in my phone's vault too!

Alice x"

Great tip! These look lovely and they are reasonably priced too.

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford


"Simple, just piss before you start fucking.

Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see.

This is great for the blocklist.

So please enlighten us?

Do squirters have there own wee tank that makes them different to all the other women?

I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?

Search for Mr Pussy Licking, he did an instructional video on squirting and the composition of squirt vs pee that you might find interesting

So is Mr Pussy Licking a dedicated surgeon that knows where this magical gush bladder is within the body, is he an expert of any kind? Is he medically trained, should we look for his name on the registrar? Read up about it, yes there are secretions that the female has, but they are simply found within the urine. It’s a load of pish, literally, there is no love juice tank within the female body that holds enough liquid to gush, to soak the sheets or to spray on yer slippers at the side of the bed.

It’s golden rain, love juice, whatever ya wanna call it, but it’s still just pish.

I lived with a squirter for 5 years, she never ever said it’s anything else but urine, she called it different things etc but ultimately it’s pish. "

Did those 5 years not teach you anything, or do I sense some bitterness there as you are no longer together (you used past tense as in "lived")? So now you feel the need of telling everyone that squirts they're just pissing themselves.

And before you ask, no, I'm not a qualified MD, have no clue where the liquid comes from, but have loads of very supportive people in my life who at least don't mind me squirting. Some even love it, to the point of being highly disappointed if I don't squirt.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?"

I'm sorry to hear that you've never been able to help a woman squirt. I understand that can be frustrating and maybe even have a negative effect on a man's self-esteem.

However, fyi, when a woman really squirts it most certainly does not smell like urine.

Now, any other threads you can go and derail, or is this a particular passion of yours?

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By *lyreelMan
over a year ago

King's lynn


"I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?

I'm sorry to hear that you've never been able to help a woman squirt. I understand that can be frustrating and maybe even have a negative effect on a man's self-esteem.

However, fyi, when a woman really squirts it most certainly does not smell like urine.

Now, any other threads you can go and derail, or is this a particular passion of yours?"

Not a passion, but when someone states it’s just wee and another “gusher” says “another uneducated fool” in response who is in fact the fool? Eh? I don’t mind what anyone does but I do think it’s worth saying when people are being derogatory to others over simple and plain fact, there is no separate gush, fluid, rain tank within the human body that can secrete the amounts of fluid that people want to mop up apart from the bladder. Simple fact!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Great tip! These look lovely and they are reasonably priced too."

Just found a UK supplier:

yonipleasurepalace . com /en-gb/collections/squirt-blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great tip! These look lovely and they are reasonably priced too.

Just found a UK supplier:

yonipleasurepalace . com /en-gb/collections/squirt-blanket

"

I was looking at these a while back but found a site that said they aren't very different to pet blankets, just more expensive. So I bought the pet version for under £30 and it works great! Does anyone know if there's much difference between the pet version and these ones? The one I have is 1.5m x 1.2m, I'd love the 2m x 2m so I don't have to try and stay in the right place

Thank you

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I was looking at these a while back but found a site that said they aren't very different to pet blankets, just more expensive. So I bought the pet version for under £30 and it works great! Does anyone know if there's much difference between the pet version and these ones? The one I have is 1.5m x 1.2m, I'd love the 2m x 2m so I don't have to try and stay in the right place

Thank you "

Where did you get it from?

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Wish I had read this some years back. Had a nice lady over and biggest squirting ever seen or since. Took days for my bed to dry out and could not really have more fun in the bed till dry. She was fun though and apologetic and could not help letting it go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was looking at these a while back but found a site that said they aren't very different to pet blankets, just more expensive. So I bought the pet version for under £30 and it works great! Does anyone know if there's much difference between the pet version and these ones? The one I have is 1.5m x 1.2m, I'd love the 2m x 2m so I don't have to try and stay in the right place

Thank you

Where did you get it from?"

Amazon, I've had it for about 6 months, still soft and fluffy and saving my mattress/sofa/back seat of my car on a regular basis. I could do with another though as it takes a while to dry. Maybe I need a few more lol.

Waterproof Pet Blanket for Dogs Cats - Soft Plush Pet Throw Protects Couch, Chair, Bed from Spills Stain or Pet Fur, Machine Washable, Super Large 152 x 127 cm (60 x 50 in) https://amzn.eu/d/7o61Ixq

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London


"I was looking at these a while back but found a site that said they aren't very different to pet blankets, just more expensive. So I bought the pet version for under £30 and it works great! Does anyone know if there's much difference between the pet version and these ones? The one I have is 1.5m x 1.2m, I'd love the 2m x 2m so I don't have to try and stay in the right place

Thank you

Where did you get it from?

Amazon, I've had it for about 6 months, still soft and fluffy and saving my mattress/sofa/back seat of my car on a regular basis. I could do with another though as it takes a while to dry. Maybe I need a few more lol.

Waterproof Pet Blanket for Dogs Cats - Soft Plush Pet Throw Protects Couch, Chair, Bed from Spills Stain or Pet Fur, Machine Washable, Super Large 152 x 127 cm (60 x 50 in) https://amzn.eu/d/7o61Ixq"

Can buy you another if we make one wet. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wish I had read this some years back. Had a nice lady over and biggest squirting ever seen or since. Took days for my bed to dry out and could not really have more fun in the bed till dry. She was fun though and apologetic and could not help letting it go"

Sounds like you have some skills

Hairdryers can come in useful in this situation... appreciate not something all single guys own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was looking at these a while back but found a site that said they aren't very different to pet blankets, just more expensive. So I bought the pet version for under £30 and it works great! Does anyone know if there's much difference between the pet version and these ones? The one I have is 1.5m x 1.2m, I'd love the 2m x 2m so I don't have to try and stay in the right place

Thank you

Where did you get it from?

Amazon, I've had it for about 6 months, still soft and fluffy and saving my mattress/sofa/back seat of my car on a regular basis. I could do with another though as it takes a while to dry. Maybe I need a few more lol.

Waterproof Pet Blanket for Dogs Cats - Soft Plush Pet Throw Protects Couch, Chair, Bed from Spills Stain or Pet Fur, Machine Washable, Super Large 152 x 127 cm (60 x 50 in) https://amzn.eu/d/7o61Ixq

Can buy you another if we make one wet. Lol"

Just one?

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London


"I was looking at these a while back but found a site that said they aren't very different to pet blankets, just more expensive. So I bought the pet version for under £30 and it works great! Does anyone know if there's much difference between the pet version and these ones? The one I have is 1.5m x 1.2m, I'd love the 2m x 2m so I don't have to try and stay in the right place

Thank you

Where did you get it from?

Amazon, I've had it for about 6 months, still soft and fluffy and saving my mattress/sofa/back seat of my car on a regular basis. I could do with another though as it takes a while to dry. Maybe I need a few more lol.

Waterproof Pet Blanket for Dogs Cats - Soft Plush Pet Throw Protects Couch, Chair, Bed from Spills Stain or Pet Fur, Machine Washable, Super Large 152 x 127 cm (60 x 50 in) https://amzn.eu/d/7o61Ixq

Can buy you another if we make one wet. Lol

Just one? "

Lol times are hard with inflation but will go with the flow xxxxx

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By *omoxfordMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Home bargains sell waterproof cot mats. 10 for about 3.50. Are quite big n work well. We always use them

Enjoy

I've used these, they dont exactly give off a sexy vibe when you arrive at someone's home or hotel and whip one out. However much better than ruining their bed. Disposing of them feels yucky too.

I just wish I didn't squirt.

So many posts about how to make a woman squirt. Anyone got any ideas on how not to? "

Be proud most guys love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pvc sheet plenty of towels

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham


"I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?

I'm sorry to hear that you've never been able to help a woman squirt. I understand that can be frustrating and maybe even have a negative effect on a man's self-esteem.

However, fyi, when a woman really squirts it most certainly does not smell like urine.

Now, any other threads you can go and derail, or is this a particular passion of yours?

Not a passion, but when someone states it’s just wee and another “gusher” says “another uneducated fool” in response who is in fact the fool? Eh? I don’t mind what anyone does but I do think it’s worth saying when people are being derogatory to others over simple and plain fact, there is no separate gush, fluid, rain tank within the human body that can secrete the amounts of fluid that people want to mop up apart from the bladder. Simple fact!

"

thanks for the mansplaining, but as you don’t have the capability to squirt, any medical qualifications or any research in the matter other than a squirting ex, im not really interested in your views nor is anyone else in this forum as it was originally about blankets not about peoples opinions on what squirting is or isn’t hence my original “derogatory” comment to which you can feel free to take offense to.

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By *lyreelMan
over a year ago

King's lynn


"I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?

I'm sorry to hear that you've never been able to help a woman squirt. I understand that can be frustrating and maybe even have a negative effect on a man's self-esteem.

However, fyi, when a woman really squirts it most certainly does not smell like urine.

Now, any other threads you can go and derail, or is this a particular passion of yours?

Not a passion, but when someone states it’s just wee and another “gusher” says “another uneducated fool” in response who is in fact the fool? Eh? I don’t mind what anyone does but I do think it’s worth saying when people are being derogatory to others over simple and plain fact, there is no separate gush, fluid, rain tank within the human body that can secrete the amounts of fluid that people want to mop up apart from the bladder. Simple fact!

thanks for the mansplaining, but as you don’t have the capability to squirt, any medical qualifications or any research in the matter other than a squirting ex, im not really interested in your views nor is anyone else in this forum as it was originally about blankets not about peoples opinions on what squirting is or isn’t hence my original “derogatory” comment to which you can feel free to take offense to. "

So because I can’t squirt it makes all medical science wrong! I haven’t taken offence to anything, but please just act in an adult and intelligent manner and stop being delusional about where your “ gush” comes from. Lol

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By *lyreelMan
over a year ago

King's lynn


"Simple, just piss before you start fucking.

Ah another uneducated fool in the forums I see.

This is great for the blocklist.

So please enlighten us?

Do squirters have there own wee tank that makes them different to all the other women?

I am interested to read your explanation as to what the piss smelling water that gushes from your urethra , you know the pipe that goes to your bladder, really is?

Search for Mr Pussy Licking, he did an instructional video on squirting and the composition of squirt vs pee that you might find interesting

So is Mr Pussy Licking a dedicated surgeon that knows where this magical gush bladder is within the body, is he an expert of any kind? Is he medically trained, should we look for his name on the registrar? Read up about it, yes there are secretions that the female has, but they are simply found within the urine. It’s a load of pish, literally, there is no love juice tank within the female body that holds enough liquid to gush, to soak the sheets or to spray on yer slippers at the side of the bed.

It’s golden rain, love juice, whatever ya wanna call it, but it’s still just pish.

I lived with a squirter for 5 years, she never ever said it’s anything else but urine, she called it different things etc but ultimately it’s pish.

Did those 5 years not teach you anything, or do I sense some bitterness there as you are no longer together (you used past tense as in "lived")? So now you feel the need of telling everyone that squirts they're just pissing themselves.

And before you ask, no, I'm not a qualified MD, have no clue where the liquid comes from, but have loads of very supportive people in my life who at least don't mind me squirting. Some even love it, to the point of being highly disappointed if I don't squirt. "

I learnt an awful lot from her actually, but she was killed by a foreign d*unk driver whilst coming back from work, any bitterness I feel I can assure you was not toward her. To the asshole d*unk mucho bitterness.

So sense all you want, because you like so many feel the need to make it personal.

Oh, and yes you are just pishing yourself, accept it, enjoy it, as many do, I wouldn’t want anyone to feel bad about it. It’s natural for some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"splashblanket .com /collections/large-blankets/products/moon-blood-waterproof-squirt-blanket?variant=42151770259701

These look amazing - and some of the photos will probably go in my phone's vault too!

Alice x"

Ooh I just looked this one up, looks ideal! Sadly out of stock…. Have you horny fabbers been shopping already lol. I like that fact that it just looks like a normal throw and wouldn’t know what it’s getting used for hehe. Thank you x

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON

incontinence bed products are best for this. for traveling the dry nights bed mats have stickers to try to keep it in place usually found in the the diaper aisle.

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Not very romantic all of this. Still guess best as my bed was soaking and took days to dry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not very romantic all of this. Still guess best as my bed was soaking and took days to dry "

Yeah I know that’s why I was asking for some advice, last thing I want to do is make the female feel awkward or puts us all off and the horn disappears lol. I like the idea of a blanket cause just looks like a throw on your bed and would make us all feel like we’re not on edge to make a mess of my bed haha

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London


"Not very romantic all of this. Still guess best as my bed was soaking and took days to dry

Yeah I know that’s why I was asking for some advice, last thing I want to do is make the female feel awkward or puts us all off and the horn disappears lol. I like the idea of a blanket cause just looks like a throw on your bed and would make us all feel like we’re not on edge to make a mess of my bed haha "

Maybe we could review all of the recommendations together with friends and give feedback. Would be horny doing. Sorry for being bad

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By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford

I have and use Kylie pads for this issue as these are great.

Towels just don’t do the job and Waterproof sheets are like lying in a paddling pool… not too bad at the beginning… but once it’s cooled down… and you move… fuck me it makes you jump with the cold!

Typically used for Incontinence issues but if ashamed for someone to see, then placed under the sheet, no one would know.

These hold a lot of liquid and are machine washable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We do it by not meeting squirters.

Thank you for letting us all know. Another name to be added to my Blocklist. "

Add me to not into pissing

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

One solution is to do it outside when on a walk. Been a good summer for it but need to get on with before too cold. Any offer’s? Xxx

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By *angria_girlukWoman
over a year ago

LUTON


"Not very romantic all of this. Still guess best as my bed was soaking and took days to dry "

If you want romantic, I'd go for the mattress, waterproof sheet, waterproof, sheet combo or the absorbant throw option.

I know I squirt. My lover wants me to squirt..so I don't mind the incontinence products. ymmv

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Not very romantic all of this. Still guess best as my bed was soaking and took days to dry

If you want romantic, I'd go for the mattress, waterproof sheet, waterproof, sheet combo or the absorbant throw option.

I know I squirt. My lover wants me to squirt..so I don't mind the incontinence products. ymmv"
Mmmm I would love you to squirt all over me in my mouth all over my face I love it xx

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