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Upside down pineapples

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it true if you put a pineapple upside down in your trolley/basket people are swinger's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true if you put a pineapple upside down in your trolley/basket people are swinger's?"
it is a sign but not definitive proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if there is a pampas grass plant in there too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't help but look at everyone's shopping when I go in ????

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

I think it’s more a American thing, I wouldn’t approach someone in tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it’s more a American thing, I wouldn’t approach someone in tesco "

I wouldn't either but I would smile to myself wondering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its rubbish just like all the other so called signs ...i think some guys are just wishful that it would be that easy to spot and then what ?? most cant get a message right on a keyboard can you imagine them talking ... hey fancy a fuck agter all its only sex in the biscuit isles of asda all becausue the fresh pinapple you have in your basket fell over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha good response

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Having a profile on Fab is a more reliable indicator.

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY


"Having a profile on Fab is a more reliable indicator."

Debateable

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens

No fresh pineapples left in my local. I dismantled the tinned display and almost filled the trolley. Almost no room for the cucumbers and vaseline.

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens


"No fresh pineapples left in my local. I dismantled the tinned display and almost filled the trolley. Almost no room for the cucumbers and vaseline."

I should clarify I bought the last three last week looking for a 3some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s just a load of rubbish

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By *ogloomMan
over a year ago

Levens


"It’s just a load of rubbish "

Until we all start doing it

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By *orkcoastguyMan
over a year ago

Bridlington.

More likely if you have the design on a T shirt.

I can see some potential for confusion in the supermarket trolley scenario...

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I tend to find the pineapple is somewhat unstable upside down - oops did I just admit to something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its rubbish just like all the other so called signs ...i think some guys are just wishful that it would be that easy to spot and then what ?? most cant get a message right on a keyboard can you imagine them talking ... hey fancy a fuck agter all its only sex in the biscuit isles of asda all becausue the fresh pinapple you have in your basket fell over"

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"I tend to find the pineapple is somewhat unstable upside down - oops did I just admit to something "

I can confirm having just tried to get my pineapple to stand upside down in the trolley whilst doing the weekly shop, they are indeed too unstable to reliably serve as a sign that we are up for sex with others.

If someone can invent an upturned mono-monostatic pineapple then maybe it could be usefully implemented as such. Until then I will continue to carefully manicure my pampas, polish my flamingo lawn ornaments and wear my anklet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started a chat a couple of years back with a couple in a caravan displaying the symbols for mfm.

I took it steady with the chat,turns out they bought it the week before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *unner6969Man
over a year ago

Bicester

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By *unner6969Man
over a year ago

Bicester


"Is it true if you put a pineapple upside down in your trolley/basket people are swinger's?

Does this apply if it is tinned? Rings or chunks?"

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By *lawsome_CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Sussex Coast

It is a sign - saw a girl with a tat of it in a club once. I have a necklace with an upside down pineapple on for a little discreet fun clue..

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

I don't have an upside down pineapple but I do have a registration plate with FA13 XSW

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By *unner6969Man
over a year ago

Bicester


"I don't have an upside down pineapple but I do have a registration plate with FA13 XSW"

I think you’d do better with the upside-down pineapple….

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Read this thread earlier. Then went to sainsbury's. In the fruit aisle I spotted a pineapple, so couldn't resist popping it in the trolley, upside down of course. Did it get me laid? No! I want my money back.

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By *ornysquirtingcoupleCouple
over a year ago

somerset

There are allot of North American lifestyle sites that sell jewellery of a upside-down pineapple. So i guess its a thing?

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By *ohn8210tCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

Pineapple on our photos!

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

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"Is it true if you put a pineapple upside down in your trolley/basket people are swinger's?"

Seriously... WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danish saw a pineapple in the toilets the other day I said to turn it over

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By *hakespears SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Warwickshire


"There are allot of North American lifestyle sites that sell jewellery of a upside-down pineapple. So i guess its a thing?"

It is totally a thing in the States - their version of pampas grass! I have a pineapple tattoo on my ankle and most of the American lifestylers get it. Over here nobody has a clue, so it’s kind of a naughty private joke.

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

We've started putting upside down pineapples on our photos lol x

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Is it true if you put a pineapple upside down in your trolley/basket people are swinger's?"

Not according to store security

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it’s more a American thing, I wouldn’t approach someone in tesco "

Pineapples is a Florida thing

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