FabSwingers.com forum: Some one said my profile was shit

By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

It doesn’t say a lot about me and what I like so please people tell me what to put on it many thanks

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Nahhh, crap profiles are our best filter

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

"Nahhh, crap profiles are our best filter

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please tell me more

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"It doesn’t say a lot about me and what I like so please people tell me what to put on it many thanks"

Why not put in something about you and what you like. OR do a forum search on the subject. There are many posts on this every single day

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 18/07/22 16:00:24]

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It doesn’t say a lot about me and what I like so please people tell me what to put on it many thanks"

You've answered your own question really. If someone said it doesn't say a lot about you or what you like put those things.

Personally I think it does say what you like and conveys a little of your personality

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

I think the first three lines of your profile are really cheesy, peurile, and probably rather creepy. That really will put women off.

As a starter, get rid of them. Then go into a bit about yourself, and what you're looking for. Be sensible and mature about it, rather than the irritating "I love to lick a pussy till I get all the woman’s juices over my face". Grow up! Why not tell the readers of your profile what you can do to please them, and how you would make them happy too?

Finally, it won't hurt to inject a sense of humour into it (the more the better), but avoid the cheesy one-liners.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

You have no profile pic and no photos.

That's me deleting straight away.

But if I'd got that far the first few lines of your profile would definitely turn me off.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why do you think the most important thing about you is that you are uncircumcised ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP no one can write your profile for you.

Only you know what you like, who you’d like to meet and what you want from the site.

No one knows you as well as you do!

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

No picture.

Deleted.

Clear profile pic and maybe half a dozen other pics needed.

And not all of your dick.

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

How dose it look now please tell me what you think now I have put some hard work in to it

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Nobody else can write your profile op ,only you know what you're offering etc.

Pics would help too as many will just delete a message from a shadow.

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"How dose it look now please tell me what you think now I have put some hard work in to it"

It's still not good

You been married will put many off.its also all about what you want ie someone to suck and please you,what's in it for any meet ?

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

"How dose it look now please tell me what you think now I have put some hard work in to it"

I think you would get a new batch of deletes after every sentence.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Probably even worse than the last effort.

You don't exactly sell yourself, do you? OK, maybe having a small cock and having to take five Viagra tabs was a stab at humour, but it still comes over as emotionally and sexually immature, and a tad inexperienced - no one will find you at all sexually attractive if that's the best you can do.

No photo? No bloody chance of getting a meet. And even less chance when you say your wife will "go mad when she sees it".

I give up. If you want even a 0.01% chance of a meet, at least add a photo - and I don't mean a cock shot.

Please excuse my blunt approach to this, but profiles like this give us single guys the rotten name we have.

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

Do you think I should not let them know about my wife

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

Is this a wind up?

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

Good job I didn’t say about my girlfriend

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Is this a wind up?"

Certainly comes over as some sort of spoof.

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

How can you say that I put a lot of hard work in to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How dose it look now please tell me what you think now I have put some hard work in to it"

This is after you changed it? Its awful tbh

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By *our HeroMan
over a year ago

south Oxfordshire

Is there a possibility that this might be a bit of a piss take. If it’s genuine then I apologise but it my first reaction is that it’s someone having a laugh.

Perhaps that’s a pointer in itself?

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

What about if I put some pics of the tablets on I get them of Amazon

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Is there a possibility that this might be a bit of a piss take. If it’s genuine then I apologise but it my first reaction is that it’s someone having a laugh.

Perhaps that’s a pointer in itself?"

Looking back on it now, this guy's probably got a second, outstanding profile on here, with loads of meets and friends as a result!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

If you think your profile is ok then leave it.. That way you will only get interest from people the type of people interested in you... But tbh... Your profile makes it sound more like you need an escorts site, not swingers!

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

"If you think your profile is ok then leave it.. That way you will only get interest from people the type of people interested in you... But tbh... Your profile makes it sound more like you need an escorts site, not swingers! "
have you seen the prices of escorts and my tablet it would take me till Christmas to get the money for that

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Let it reflect you and what you perceive potential partners would like to know about what you would bring to them, especially considering that you're in an extremely competitive market place.

It's your shop window to sell yourself. Are you doing this?

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

And I can’t speak Russian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the worst I’ve seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be a piss take, surely?

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By *our HeroMan
over a year ago

south Oxfordshire

"Is there a possibility that this might be a bit of a piss take. If it’s genuine then I apologise but it my first reaction is that it’s someone having a laugh.

Perhaps that’s a pointer in itself?

Looking back on it now, this guy's probably got a second, outstanding profile on here, with loads of meets and friends as a result!

Hmmmm

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Look at a lot of other men's profiles. If you're up there with the best, then you're perhaps doing your best.

It should 99% be about you. Your viagra use could perhaps be 1% or 2% of it. And not the main intro to you. Spend time looking at local guys and you'll see what you're up against

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were right

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By *our HeroMan
over a year ago

south Oxfordshire

"If you think your profile is ok then leave it.. That way you will only get interest from people the type of people interested in you... But tbh... Your profile makes it sound more like you need an escorts site, not swingers! have you seen the prices of escorts and my tablet it would take me till Christmas to get the money for that"

Nonsense fella, there’s bound to be some “value escorts” for you out there. Stay positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics is an instant delete for us

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

PMSL at profile.

Well played sir!

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

This has got to be a wind up!

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

[Removed by poster at 18/07/22 18:28:17]

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

I actually think your profile is funny

You need images though, a shadow profile is an easy block for to many people

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

Do you think if I shave my balls and cock and take a photo would that be of any help it would not take long

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

I think it's great....as a piss take profile

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By *ohnandJulieCouple
over a year ago

"Nahhh, crap profiles are our best filter

please tell me more "

It means a crap profile is an instant ignore.

A great filter.

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

I can’t put picture on as I have cut my balls shaving them and had to put a plaster on them

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Trip, trap

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I can’t put picture on as I have cut my balls shaving them and had to put a plaster on them"

As if your genitals are the most desired requirement for a pic and in light of the feedback given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn’t say a lot about me and what I like so please people tell me what to put on it many thanks"

If someone tells you what to put on it then it’s not you…

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"It doesn’t say a lot about me and what I like so please people tell me what to put on it many thanks"

I don’t see how you can make it any better imo

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 18/07/22 22:13:27]

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Bravo op. Well played.

*doffs bowler.

Winston

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

You spelt small wrong on one occasion, missed off the s.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

"You spelt small wrong on one occasion, missed off the s.

Unless he meant he whips it out in shopping centres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good job I didn’t say about my girlfriend "

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

... Not meeting at the moment as I cut myself shaving and my wife went mad and has taken my Viagra away

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"... Not meeting at the moment as I cut myself shaving and my wife went mad and has taken my Viagra away "

Were you shaving your pubic hair ?

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

"I can’t put picture on as I have cut my balls shaving them and had to put a plaster on them"

In a thread full of little gems, this stands out!

It’s a good job you shaved before putting the plaster on.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Obviously Park and Ride has had the last laugh.....and quite rightly so!

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

bedford

It’s a great way to take the piss , well done it may make guys think a bit harder . And make more of an effort on their profiles , And they may then get better responses and have a little more luck hooking up with fems or couples

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

It's your profile so it has to be about you and reflecting your personality, if we write it, it would be about our personalities. It's up to you to make your profile your shop window. Hopefully people will like what they see and decide to take a peek inside, and maybe even make an enquiry.

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

I have has some messages about this and is is the best one by far There is

Ratio

30/- 1 on fabs your

Profile has to stand

Out for the right reasons

Not the worst

Did you think going on the forums

Was a good move

Actually a disaster

It’s like saying you’ve bought a car

But please help to know

How to drive it

You really

Are

A sad guy

This is a swinging site

Very

Different to

Other sites

And yes fabs is different

Need to think of

Lots of

Things

No woman

Will want to meet with that profile

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

I had to go to A and E last night 4 hrs the because of my shaving ?? accident and all the people was looking at me but I have now put up a photo I hope I get some people gagging for me now

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"It’s a great way to take the piss , well done it may make guys think a bit harder . And make more of an effort on their profiles , And they may then get better responses and have a little more luck hooking up with fems or couples "

Guys who explicitly ASK for profile advice generally ignore it. I think you may be expecting rather a lot from this subtle approach

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

I’d like to thank you all and all the private messages you lot have sent me was so nice of you to take some time out for me. And to the woman from London I don’t think I need stitches ??in my penis but thanks for the offer

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

"I have has some messages about this and is is the best one by far There is

Ratio

30/- 1 on fabs your

Profile has to stand

Out for the right reasons

Not the worst

Did you think going on the forums

Was a good move

Actually a disaster

It’s like saying you’ve bought a car

But please help to know

How to drive it

You really

Are

A sad guy

This is a swinging site

Very

Different to

Other sites

And yes fabs is different

Need to think of

Lots of

Things

No woman

Will want to meet with that profile

Name & shame!

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

I have had a lot of fun with this but sadly I think it’s all done Can I I’m sure you all that no animals were harmed in the making of freed I just a bit of fun in the sun I will try and do another one for you but it’s going to be hard but I did get over 150 people like at my profile and some nice comments and just two bad ones so please be nick to people and don’t get taken in lol xxxx

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

"It doesn’t say a lot about me and what I like so please people tell me what to put on it many thanks

I don’t see how you can make it any better imo

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thank you

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Probably even worse than the last effort.

No photo? No bloody chance of getting a meet. And even less chance when you say your wife will "go mad when she sees it".

I give up. If you want even a 0.01% chance of a meet, at least add a photo - and I don't mean a cock shot.

Please excuse my blunt approach to this, but profiles like this give us single guys the rotten name we have."

Look at it this way... The worse his profile is the more block him... 1 less person you're up against

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a parody

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

/duchessb I have sent messages to people on this page to thank them and said I am happy that they could see the funny side to this but a couldn’t send you one so thanks and to all the people who didn’t all I can say is you need to get out more

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

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By *ily-StarWoman
over a year ago

street

It's just plain crass and bad humour.. I've already stopped reading after small cock and need viagra..like really you think that's going to impress someone. Even if it's humour it falls flat..

You mention a wife but don't say if she's into the swinging scene herself, this raises flags and has me hitting delete.

I mean be open but jesus have some tact about it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its good a straight block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"/duchessb I have sent messages to people on this page to thank them and said I am happy that they could see the funny side to this but a couldn’t send you one so thanks and to all the people who didn’t all I can say is you need to get out more "

You’re most welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely love thatsome of the fab ladies that are always moaning about men not reading profiles giving out some serious advice here

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By *anta toys OP Man
over a year ago

Watford

I did like doing this it hot and I have time on my hand so why not have some fun if this has up set anyone build a bridge ?? and get over it it was me who I was talking the piss out of but you do get some people in here who just like to run you down I have seen lots of stories where people have to have a go and put them down this is a love site so just give out love ?? and if you give out be prepared to get what you have given back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn’t say a lot about me and what I like so please people tell me what to put on it many thanks"

there is no such thing as a perfect profile.

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