Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to Swinging Support and Advice |
| Jump to newest |  |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Think I’d fall asleep after 40mins never mind an hour " I promise I won't let you go to sleep. just say yes | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"There's no such thing as an "orgasmic specialist" as everyone is different. It's just a load self proclaimed bollocks." As above^^^^^ | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"There's no such thing as an "orgasmic specialist" as everyone is different. It's just a load self proclaimed bollocks." why do you say that it is known that pussy is not a payphone. you have to work hard, give your pussy warmth, a woman must want it. because it's obvious if she thinks about vacation, new shoes ect it's obvious that nothing will come of it. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can't think of anything worse than a man telling me he will make me orgasm" you don't like being licked? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can't think of anything worse than a man telling me he will make me orgasm you don't like being licked?" I think the gist is, that these people understand that we're all different and respond to different stimuli. Anyone who makes claims similar yours most likely doesn't have a clue what they're talking about. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I can lick for up to an hour." • You must have been a hit during Covid Lickdown. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can't think of anything worse than a man telling me he will make me orgasm you don't like being licked?" Cant stand it either. Bores me stupid | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick" What makes you think a woman would want you to lock her for an hour. And what makes you think your a specialist? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick What makes you think a woman would want you to lock her for an hour. And what makes you think your a specialist? " Maybe there is an online course  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick" Ever thought they might be so bored after an hour that they fake it? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can't think of anything worse than a man telling me he will make me orgasm you don't like being licked? Cant stand it either. Bores me stupid " I would honestly rather do the ironing, and I hate ironing. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Guaranteed  . No refunds
Only joking | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Seems like OP doesn't have many takers. When we read these it always seems to be all about the giver and little regard for the receiver."  
If I want an orgasm I'll do it myself. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick" Sure you are buddy. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"For me personally, oral gets boring after a few minutes. It always puts me off a bloke when his profile says he can lick for hours " Me too. Do they think we like it. Obviously lol | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"For me personally, oral gets boring after a few minutes. It always puts me off a bloke when his profile says he can lick for hours Me too. Do they think we like it. Obviously lol" Glad I’m not the only one. This thread has proved that | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"If you have to lick for up yo an hour you ain't doing it right. "Haha exactly this | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
after i have orgasmed i want dick and not for a man to keep on licking for his enjoyment. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"If you have to lick for an hour your technique is shite. John can make me cum in literally 5mins.also why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long after i have orgasmed i want dick and not for a man to keep on licking for his enjoyment. " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"OP, I fear this won't go the way you were hoping..." I probably should have put that in the past tense already! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"If you have to lick for up yo an hour you ain't doing it right. "Totally agree...sounds to self centered.. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
""why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long after i have orgasmed" Sometimes I'm more in the mood for oral than dick and The owl can keep going for so long though we don't time ourselves. As someone who is lucky enough to enjoy rapid multiple orgasms and repeat multiple orgasms I'm sad for those of you that don't. Not condescending it is just how I was made. If the OP wants to compare licking times Ive an 8 year old Bassett hound and owl has a golden retriever and bet anything they can lick for longer and just like them, the op won't be licking me. xx" I'm built similarly. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can't think of anything worse than a man telling me he will make me orgasm you don't like being licked? Cant stand it either. Bores me stupid I would honestly rather do the ironing, and I hate ironing." Would happily invite you to do my ironing any time.... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Used to love oral but after getting to many uti from it.i don't bother. Doesn't matter how clean you think your mouth is.its not. Most guys can't hit the spot anyway." Could be just you though as millions of women get their pussy licked and i bet the uti percentage is very low. Some people catch infectections easier than others. Maybe your immune system causing you to catch them. My mrs has never had one uti and i have gone down on her hundreds of times over the years | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
with inflation and cost of living I'm sure I could within 30 minutes depending upon the mood of both  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick" Accept defeat mate....you are most definitely on a loser here  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"40 minutes with inflation and cost of living I'm sure I could within 30 minutes depending upon the mood of both "30mins still to long though. If the guys technique is good i will cum in 5-10 easily. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick" Not much of a specialist if it’s taking you an hour  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
Winston | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
""why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long after i have orgasmed" Sometimes I'm more in the mood for oral than dick and The owl can keep going for so long though we don't time ourselves. As someone who is lucky enough to enjoy rapid multiple orgasms and repeat multiple orgasms I'm sad for those of you that don't. Not condescending it is just how I was made. If the OP wants to compare licking times Ive an 8 year old Bassett hound and owl has a golden retriever and bet anything they can lick for longer and just like them, the op won't be licking me. xx I'm built similarly. " Me too | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Funny how his 2nd picture is of a woman using a wand .... oooops "That's hilarious | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"40 minutes with inflation and cost of living I'm sure I could within 30 minutes depending upon the mood of both
30mins still to long though. If the guys technique is good i will cum in 5-10 easily. "Hmmm I did mention within so that can be anything within depending upon the mood as you've mentioned 5-10 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick" Unless you have the tongue of a giraffe I sincerely doubt you can lick a g-spot to create a squirting reaction. However, you could be an great at licking your own eyebrows for all I know. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick" That’s nice hun but I’ll pass on the offer Ms  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can't say this sounds appealling at all." how does it sound princess? sorry my english is not the first language. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"If you have to lick for up yo an hour you ain't doing it right. "I mean, I'm very patient. sorry english is not my first language I could express myself badly | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can't say this sounds appealling at all. how does it sound princess? sorry my english is not the first language." I don't think it's an ESL issue. I think it sounds desperately dull. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can't think of anything worse than a man telling me he will make me orgasm you don't like being licked? Cant stand it either. Bores me stupid " I meant patience. forgive me. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I can't say this sounds appealling at all. how does it sound princess? sorry my english is not the first language. I don't think it's an ESL issue. I think it sounds desperately dull." I'm sorry you have such an impression. unfortunately that was not my goal. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick What makes you think a woman would want you to lock her for an hour. And what makes you think your a specialist? " not every guy can squirt a woman, but that's what I love to do. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Seems like OP doesn't have many takers. When we read these it always seems to be all about the giver and little regard for the receiver." I only think about the receiver | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick Ever thought they might be so bored after an hour that they fake it?" don't take everything literally. I meant that I am very patient and that I can do many things for my partner's pleasure | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Also if it’s taking you an hour to get her to orgasm she’s probably already texting someone else and arranging for them to do it quicker." this is a metaphor. do not take it, please, literally, I meant to ribic it many times for the pleasure of my partner | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"If you have to lick for an hour your technique is shite. John can make me cum in literally 5mins.also why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long after i have orgasmed i want dick and not for a man to keep on licking for his enjoyment. "What's the pleasure of 2-5 minutes? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Used to love oral but after getting to many uti from it.i don't bother. Doesn't matter how clean you think your mouth is.its not. Most guys can't hit the spot anyway." well, this is what I am looking for | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
""why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long after i have orgasmed" Sometimes I'm more in the mood for oral than dick and The owl can keep going for so long though we don't time ourselves. As someone who is lucky enough to enjoy rapid multiple orgasms and repeat multiple orgasms I'm sad for those of you that don't. Not condescending it is just how I was made. If the OP wants to compare licking times Ive an 8 year old Bassett hound and owl has a golden retriever and bet anything they can lick for longer and just like them, the op won't be licking me. xx" | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
""why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long after i have orgasmed" Sometimes I'm more in the mood for oral than dick and The owl can keep going for so long though we don't time ourselves. As someone who is lucky enough to enjoy rapid multiple orgasms and repeat multiple orgasms I'm sad for those of you that don't. Not condescending it is just how I was made. If the OP wants to compare licking times Ive an 8 year old Bassett hound and owl has a golden retriever and bet anything they can lick for longer and just like them, the op won't be licking me. xx" you are unfair. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Used to love oral but after getting to many uti from it.i don't bother. Doesn't matter how clean you think your mouth is.its not. Most guys can't hit the spot anyway. Could be just you though as millions of women get their pussy licked and i bet the uti percentage is very low. Some people catch infectections easier than others. Maybe your immune system causing you to catch them. My mrs has never had one uti and i have gone down on her hundreds of times over the years" these are the consequences of not taking care of personal hygiene. my advice, wash more often | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Used to love oral but after getting to many uti from it.i don't bother. Doesn't matter how clean you think your mouth is.its not. Most guys can't hit the spot anyway. Could be just you though as millions of women get their pussy licked and i bet the uti percentage is very low. Some people catch infectections easier than others. Maybe your immune system causing you to catch them. My mrs has never had one uti and i have gone down on her hundreds of times over the years these are the consequences of not taking care of personal hygiene. my advice, wash more often" I do everyday and its women who are very fussy but there loss | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Very few women want to be licked for an hour and if it takes that long you're definitely not doing it right " this is a metaphor. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Guess I am ruled out as I need exactly one hour and 23 seconds "what a pleasure 23 sec ????? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Doubtful " princess this is a metaphor, but I love to lick the pussy repeatedly and for a long time. I'm patient | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick That’s nice hun but I’ll pass on the offer you are the only ones who understand anything. after all, I do not stand with a watch and do not count the time, it is a metaphor, the whole process of play Ms " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Doubtful princess this is a metaphor, but I love to lick the pussy repeatedly and for a long time. I'm patient" But. It’s not the pussy. That pussy is part of another human being’s body. I have a partner who I refer to as aquaman, because he can breathe underwater. Goes down, stays down. Does all the things you’re talking about, but he’d never make a post like this because his priorities are my consent and my pleasure. This respect for your partner didn’t come across in your original post. Does that make sense? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Doubtful princess this is a metaphor, but I love to lick the pussy repeatedly and for a long time. I'm patient But. It’s not the pussy. That pussy is part of another human being’s body. I have a partner who I refer to as aquaman, because he can breathe underwater. Goes down, stays down. Does all the things you’re talking about, but he’d never make a post like this because his priorities are my consent and my pleasure. This respect for your partner didn’t come across in your original post. Does that make sense?" you are absolutely right. I agree with you 100% sorry how bad it sounded. I really respect and value women. I just wanted to find a woman who likes to be licked multiple times. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This sounds pathetically disgusting. C" you think so ? why don't you like to be licked? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This sounds pathetically disgusting. C you think so ? why don't you like to be licked?" Why can't you read a profile? C | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Seems like OP doesn't have many takers. When we read these it always seems to be all about the giver and little regard for the receiver. I only think about the receiver" Quite so. Usually a wise policy. A good receiver needs to be sensitive but selectivity is also very important. Nor should it drift off over time (an hour, say). | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This sounds pathetically disgusting. C you think so ? why don't you like to be licked? Why can't you read a profile? C" I guess he did and identified himself with the final line: "Not looking for single men unless VERY exceptional" !!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This sounds pathetically disgusting. C you think so ? why don't you like to be licked? Why can't you read a profile? C I guess he did and identified himself with the final line: "Not looking for single men unless VERY exceptional" !!!" So then why is the straight man asking the straight man if he wants to be licked?
C | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This sounds pathetically disgusting. C you think so ? why don't you like to be licked? Why can't you read a profile? C I guess he did and identified himself with the final line: "Not looking for single men unless VERY exceptional" !!! So then why is the straight man asking the straight man if he wants to be licked?
C"I don't supposed he even thought he was addressing the straight male half of the couple profile. Aren't they habitually treated as invisible in correspondence even though, ironically, they are usually more likely to exist and thus more likely to be reading a reply than the female? My point, however, was that the OP might be seeing himself as meeting the 'VERY exceptional' criterion mentioned in the profile, possibly based on his enduring capabilities! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Used to love oral but after getting to many uti from it.i don't bother. Doesn't matter how clean you think your mouth is.its not. Most guys can't hit the spot anyway. Could be just you though as millions of women get their pussy licked and i bet the uti percentage is very low. Some people catch infectections easier than others. Maybe your immune system causing you to catch them. My mrs has never had one uti and i have gone down on her hundreds of times over the years these are the consequences of not taking care of personal hygiene. my advice, wash more often I do everyday and its women who are very fussy but there loss" Wouldn't say it's Women that are fussy and that it's more the guys who aren't fussy. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*settles in with popcorn and cake" this could be a long one "Hey shuffle over n share….I mean the popcorn obviously! *sits down too* If your doing it for an hour, then your technique is poor…..just saying! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Used to love oral but after getting to many uti from it.i don't bother. Doesn't matter how clean you think your mouth is.its not. Most guys can't hit the spot anyway. Could be just you though as millions of women get their pussy licked and i bet the uti percentage is very low. Some people catch infectections easier than others. Maybe your immune system causing you to catch them. My mrs has never had one uti and i have gone down on her hundreds of times over the years these are the consequences of not taking care of personal hygiene. my advice, wash more often" Obviously not as clued up about the female anatomy as you think you are. Over washing can kill off the good bacteria in the vulva. Using the right wash like vagisil helps also. Most guys who bitch about women being not clean enough have a cheesey cock themselves | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"... Using the right wash like vagisil helps also. Most guys who bitch about women being not clean enough have a cheesey cock themselves "Ah! Vagisil, for when your vag is ill... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"If you have to lick for up yo an hour you ain't doing it right. "Exactly lol x | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"If you have to lick for up yo an hour you ain't doing it right.
Exactly lol x"That made me smile. k | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"also why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long " Cos it feels nice? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"also why the hell would any woman want to be given oral for that long Cos it feels nice?" Bugger that. Id get bored if he was there that long. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick" I'm not sure I find the idea of a taxidermy cat water feature very appealing K | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can’t believe this one is still going "• ... it's a perpetual squirt. Unfortunately.  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can’t believe this one is still going "Just like his dates on and on with no (happy) ending lol | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick" Sorry Rick, nice try but total bullshit mate!!! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"*settles in with popcorn and cake" this could be a long one
Hey shuffle over n share….I mean the popcorn obviously! *sits down too*
If your doing it for an hour, then your technique is poor…..just saying!"*Hands over the popcorn* still watching this with interest lol | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm an orgasmic specialist. I love to lick you until you have an orgasm. I can lick for up to an hour and then make a fountain out of your pussy. if you are willing, I invite you Regards Rick" Do you get the Pipps at 55 mins to let you know the time's nearly up?! I'd love to know what happens after the hour is up?! Everyone just get up and walks off?! Sorry O.P just messing! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can't think of anything worse than a man telling me he will make me orgasm" Too much pressure! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'll pass thanks...just licking is so boring.....it's not an stamp or ice cream... It needs MORE than licking... It needs kissing, sucking & nuzzling... "Hello | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
