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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The one thing that stops us reading a profile is a massive list of demands and rules, it simply makes us switch off and not bother because it looks so unfriendly!

What do you hate about profiles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When there is nothing on it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When there is nothing on it lol"

Lol yeah that's equally bad!

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

no pic, dont even bother to scroll down if no pic. and a profile reading "new, fill in later" and they've been on here for six months!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Up for anything'. They soon change their minds when we suggest a few things

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Shouty aggressive profiles

Profiles that are one massive block of text that means I can't even be bothered to attempt to read it

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

never read 'em, I just send begging letters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh and profiles with no photos at all... not even in private.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys regularly get slagged, rightly in my opinion, for their 'one liner' messages, and yet the number of women's profiles with barely one line on them is pretty incredible!

Appeals to my cynicism!!

One law for the guys, another for the women!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" The one thing that stops us reading a profile is a massive list of demands and rules, it simply makes us switch off and not bother because it looks so unfriendly!

What do you hate about profiles?"

Ditto!!!! Grrrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple profiles where all the pics are of the female half. Ellie x.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What turns me off is poor spelling and grammar. The occasional spell check blooper is fine, ignorance or text speak is not.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The ones that send the text from their short profile as their message and add 'check out my profile'. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"The ones that send the text from their short profile as their message and add 'check out my profile'. Why?"

Thats just reminded me of the ones that just copy and paste their profile and send that to you as a message

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"The ones that send the text from their short profile as their message and add 'check out my profile'. Why?

Thats just reminded me of the ones that just copy and paste their profile and send that to you as a message "

Which would possibly be slightly acceptable if the profile was amazingly written, and worthy of a literary prize. But it usually says "up for anything, just ask if you want to know more."

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"What do you hate about profiles?"

The ones that have those huge ASCII drawings taking up two internet pages, usually naked women or flags. Or the ones who post some sort of 'erotic' story on there. Ham and cheese or what!

The ones with no profile, or 'I'll fill this in later' or 'here for a fuck' just get passed over. No effort on a profile makes me think there will be little effort on the meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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What turns me off is poor spelling and grammar. The occasional spell check blooper is fine, ignorance or text speak is not."

Quite agree!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No photos, and no verifications despite being on for over a year or certainly a length of time! And the ones that say, 'will complete later!'

I prefer a funny read dont care how long if it makes me laugh I love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Up for anything'. They soon change their minds when we suggest a few things "

Would like to know those suggestions! lol

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

No pictures, little text and what is there is in text, no verifications even though they have been members for a year or more.

Instant delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Up for anything'. They soon change their minds when we suggest a few things

Would like to know those suggestions! lol"

Couldn't possibly divulge on forums

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa


"Couple profiles where all the pics are of the female half. Ellie x.

"

Completely agree, its like us girls have no opinion on what the guy looks like........grrrrrrrr

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The one's that say 'anything you want to know, just ask' - if I wanted to just ask I wouldn't be reading the profile!

And a host of cock shots and no body shots.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Sometimes I dont even get as far as the profile putting me off - just the username will do that well enough....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple profiles where all the pics are of the female half. Ellie x.

Completely agree, its like us girls have no opinion on what the guy looks like........grrrrrrrr "

Agree, and there are a couple of shots involving me in our public gallery.

Our impression is, though, that for the majority of couples, it's the guy who does the 'admin' and it's pics of the fem which attract us poor, sad, shallow men all the time.... innit

Pork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes I dont even get as far as the profile putting me off - just the username will do that well enough...."

Gawd knows what you think of ours then, Jez!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No pictures, little text and what is there is in text, no verifications even though they have been members for a year or more.

Instant delete."

Plus anyone who sends a random friends request without so much as a hi - no matter what the profile looks like. Instant block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plus anyone who sends a random friends request without so much as a hi - no matter what the profile looks like. Instant block. "

That is the one thing I cannot stand!!!!

(Bet we get deluged with the bloody thing now!)

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I hate new profiles, and then you have sent them a message, fabbed there picture and then they never log on again ever! lol

Was it really worth creating a profile.

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

One line profiles

'we are new to the scene.' But joined over a year ago.

No pics.

Worse still..the ones that insist on your profile having pics but they don't have pics themselves.

Pics of one but not both.

The Sydney University thing!

'will add more later' still being on there a year after they joined.

The most recent pics beingfrom 10 years ago!

Bad grammar.

RANTS! Oops!

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By *ayseanMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It is annoying when people who demand face pic when they don't even have a single pic on their profile!! Another thing that irks me is and has been mentioned when people have been on here for ages without verifications,which clearly shows they have no intention of meeting anyone,also guys of the couples who state they are looking for tv s or bi males then say they are straight!! Very strange lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that bleat on about how 'genuine' they are ...what the fuck does that even mean?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Ranting, ranting & more ranting

I am here for sex, not to play the part of an extra in the remake of 'One flew over the cuckoo's nest'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who refer to themselves as sluts, slags, cum whores etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who refer to themselves as sluts, slags, cum whores etc"

I hate that too, I may be on a swinging site, but I consider myself to be a lady, I have some self respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who refer to themselves as sluts, slags, cum whores etc

I hate that too, I may be on a swinging site, but I consider myself to be a lady, I have some self respect. "

Of course! I have no problem with women who enjoy playing the submissive role, but not for just anyone.

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Very por spelin n grama

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By *njamesMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"Women who refer to themselves as sluts, slags, cum whores etc

I hate that too, I may be on a swinging site, but I consider myself to be a lady, I have some self respect. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Up for anything'. They soon change their minds when we suggest a few things "

I agree always catching the idiotic time wasters out.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Ranting, ranting & more ranting

I am here for sex, not to play the part of an extra in the remake of 'One flew over the cuckoo's nest'"

That made me laugh...a lot!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

what puts me off is the phrase "I could lick for hours" makes me think I need to stock up on Mr Whippy.

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By *H.coupleCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh


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What turns me off is poor spelling and grammar. The occasional spell check blooper is fine, ignorance or text speak is not."

we'll second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone professing they are amazing at something, mostly sexual

Mrs- best body ever, her bjs are out of this world

Mr- big thick cock,best oral

my question is, do they sit and discuss what they should say about eachother?

I think I can sell myself without actually drawing attention to any form of physical prowess..dunno why others cant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and those profiles where the verifications are different to what the profile states they are looking for. Like 'straight' guys profiles that state they are looking for f or fm and are verified by tv or profiles that state no one over 35 and are verified by someone who is 53. Ellie x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say looks not important or age says will meet 18-99 years old

Or Heavy cummer, can lick for England, or 'I don't bite - unless you ask me'

The university message too shows they just copy other people without knowing why - and that it is unnecessary and useless x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple profiles where all the pics are of the female half. Ellie x.

Completely agree, its like us girls have no opinion on what the guy looks like........grrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they say looks not important or age says will meet 18-99 years old"

I hate that too, would you really shag someone 99?

having said that, someone is bound to say now, yes, if they were hot lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple profiles where all the pics are of the female half. Ellie x.

Completely agree, its like us girls have no opinion on what the guy looks like........grrrrrrrr

"
Yup, got to have some shots of the guy for Me and not just his cock! I know what one looks like thanks, show me the person attached to it please! a well written honest friendly and funny profile is cool. I agree HATE poor grammer and txt speak. Always makes me think they will be thick and boring. I Don't mind people saying nicely that there may be things they do/don't do but totally agree shouting and ranting about won't do this, won't do that, don't contact us unless ....., blah blah blah is a massive turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles which are far too long, don't get me wrong I don't like profiles which have nothing on them but there are some which would take a good 10 mins to read it all. I don't want to know absolutely everything about you! Would have nothing to ask in messages then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they say looks not important or age says will meet 18-99 years old

I hate that too, would you really shag someone 99?

having said that, someone is bound to say now, yes, if they were hot lmao"

the 18-99 thing means nothing really..I met a 91yr old last year...think of it as a reverse filter some use to avoid other ages...anyway...yup..she was hot lol..and not really 91!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lack of male pics on profile,we like to see what both look like

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By *andCCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


" The one thing that stops us reading a profile is a massive list of demands and rules, it simply makes us switch off and not bother because it looks so unfriendly!"


"Shouty aggressive profiles"

Not keen on shouty aggressive profiles either. Confrontational profiles which state that "there are too many timewasters on here" put us off as we assume that a polite "no thanks" will lead to us being called timewasters too ...we won't bother replying to messages from such profiles. Sulky threats like; "last chance before I delete my profile" or "was on here before but got fed up with all the timewasters" belong in the school playground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When there is nothing on it lol

Lol yeah that's equally bad!"

oh oooops will go sit on the norty step and try and think of something to write on mine

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" The one thing that stops us reading a profile is a massive list of demands and rules, it simply makes us switch off and not bother because it looks so unfriendly!

Shouty aggressive profiles

Not keen on shouty aggressive profiles either. Confrontational profiles which state that "there are too many timewasters on here" put us off as we assume that a polite "no thanks" will lead to us being called timewasters too ...we won't bother replying to messages from such profiles. Sulky threats like; "last chance before I delete my profile" or "was on here before but got fed up with all the timewasters" belong in the school playground. "

Yup...where are all the real meets, this sites fulla timewasters.

now I'm all for respecting preferences...but when someone complains the whole site is fulla fakes n timewasters..it only leads me to believe they are shit at choosing meets...simple as.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who refer to themselves as sluts, slags, cum whores etc

I hate that too, I may be on a swinging site, but I consider myself to be a lady, I have some self respect. "

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Shouty, rude and aggressive profiles is the main one for us.

But a close second are profiles bigging themselves up and claiming to be the best ever at sex. 9 times out of 10 they aren't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, just as i checked someones profile asking for males to mail them(now) but have all males blocked.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who refer to themselves as sluts, slags, cum whores etc

I hate that too, I may be on a swinging site, but I consider myself to be a lady, I have some self respect. "

and they dont?...a cumslut might be a high powered business woman...however chooses to change herself for her sexual activities.

other women in the vanilla world might consider many women here as the real slags, regardless of it not being on their profiles.Think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironic profiles are the most amusing. Like the couple who just sent us a wink, but on their own profile they state: DO NOT SEND US WINKS GRRR!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Profiles that start with a RANT - any kind - just gives a negative initial feel. Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who refer to themselves as sluts, slags, cum whores etc

I hate that too, I may be on a swinging site, but I consider myself to be a lady, I have some self respect.

and they dont?...a cumslut might be a high powered business woman...however chooses to change herself for her sexual activities.

other women in the vanilla world might consider many women here as the real slags, regardless of it not being on their profiles.Think about it."

Point taken, each to their own, it's just not something I would chose to call myself...it's my opinion, no one has to like it, I'm sure they are lovely ladies, some friends from another site have similar names, I don't think any less of them. I just don't like the way it sounds, I think in some ways it can give people the wrong impression

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Ok, a few of mine:

1) Guys that believe it is their right to other women, but get offended when you enquire about their partners (without the partners choice or opinion in the matter that is)

2) People that (face) demand pictures but have none of their own - not even in private.

3) People that demand the earth from you before they agree to a meet.

4) Confusing profiles: Can't accomodate, can't travel, but expect you to travel to them (some 100 miles or so) AND pay for the hotel, with full knowledge they can't stay the whole night.

5) Girls that expect/demand gifts to be brought on the meet ... even from other girls!

6) Profiles that on the one hand can't decide if they want to meet you or not (as they feel they don't know you well enough), despite exchanges of interaction... but are very interested in your "friends" (who are strangers) if you can arrange for them to turn up for a meet.

7) Profiles that honestly believe, as a single guy, you're at the bottom of the pecking order and there should you stay - then get offended when someone else's preference works against them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instant switch offs:

1./ Anyone who does bareback

2./ Guys with profiles of them in uniform with a gun (!!!EH?!lol)

3./ Aggressive sounding

4./ 3 word 'profiles' with no pics at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple profiles where all the pics are of the female half. Ellie x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no pic, dont even bother to scroll down if no pic. and a profile reading "new, fill in later" and they've been on here for six months!! "
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Definitely this ... Couldn't have put it better myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual......no pics (yet ask for pics in return if they message you), no profile apart from a few words saying "will fill in later", and text speech...so iritating.

As many have stated before, your profile sells you, and for the guys it has to be a lot sharper than a womans (unfair, but thats life). A bit of effort will show the thought you put in, and that indicates the thought you would put into a meet (IMHO).

Right, off to update my own

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By *laphe1Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield


" The one thing that stops us reading a profile is a massive list of demands and rules, it simply makes us switch off and not bother because it looks so unfriendly!

I have to agree, I hate reading demands and rules. Some go further by adding insults on the way particularly to single men

What do you hate about profiles?"

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By *laphe1Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Profiles that bleat on about how 'genuine' they are ...what the fuck does that even mean? "

Professional annoys me a tadas well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread made me laugh, my profile is one big piss take in the hope I get a message off someone who is actually some fun instead of all the stress heads with their moans and rants. The problem is I expect most don't even realise its a bit of a giggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread made me laugh, my profile is one big piss take in the hope I get a message off someone who is actually some fun instead of all the stress heads with their moans and rants. The problem is I expect most don't even realise its a bit of a giggle."

Love the profile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironic profiles are the most amusing. Like the couple who just sent us a wink, but on their own profile they state: DO NOT SEND US WINKS GRRR! "

I had a random friendship request from a guy who had in capitals on his, not to random friendship request him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no pic, dont even bother to scroll down if no pic. and a profile reading "new, fill in later" and they've been on here for six months!! "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that bleat on about nobody reading their profile yet send me a message. After clearly stating they are not looking for single black guys that live miles away.

Pinocchio syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread made me laugh, my profile is one big piss take in the hope I get a message off someone who is actually some fun instead of all the stress heads with their moans and rants. The problem is I expect most don't even realise its a bit of a giggle.

Love the profile x "

Ya very much

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Comments insulting all single guys because of some of the twats on here.

We are not all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol,you lot thrive on a good old moan and winge. Get it all out,make yourselves feel better. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 and breath.

Shame on you Yorkie for starting another winge thread lol.

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

agree with lots of posts on here + i(fem)want to add:

Cpls who want their fem to get ALL the attention + he loves to see her getting ALL the attention......been there got the t-shirt(the most boring ever)never a plank of wood for us again lol.....i love to give but also like to receive a little,too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The profiles i dont like are the ones where a man is pretending to be a woman. How do i find out i hear you ask well when i messaging then swap numbers and a bloke answers cause i ring of with held number to make sure its a woman. Im bright eh? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple profiles where all the pics are of the female half. Ellie x.

"

I have to agree here us ladies like to see what the men look like.

I also hate profiles where guys brag about their size or use usernames that suggest they are well hung and they clearly aren't

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Women who refer to themselves as sluts, slags, cum whores etc"

Agree. Said women then start threads about men being disrespectful, treating them like sluts, slags, cum whores etc. Genuinely disgruntled...go figure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who refer to themselves as sluts, slags, cum whores etc

Agree. Said women then start threads about men being disrespectful, treating them like sluts, slags, cum whores etc. Genuinely disgruntled...go figure! "

i like the cumwhores and sluts that also dont start threads..nor read them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who refer to themselves as sluts, slags, cum whores etc

"

instant turn off for both of us, just because we like to have fun doesn't mean we lower our standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women who refer to themselves as sluts, slags, cum whores etc

instant turn off for both of us, just because we like to have fun doesn't mean we lower our standards"

doesnt mean they lower their standards because they choose a username that doesnt sound ladylike....or refer to themselves as (insert name)- there are about 4 or 5 who use these forums...and appear very intelligent people..I dont think they lower their standards just because of their username.

we do have names that lack originality and I could say such as

horny/naughty+location+relationship status+ numbers(as someone most likely else has the same username...from the same area obviously)

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By *r OreoMan
over a year ago

Croydon

The ones who state 'only here to chat and NOT meeting' with a meet veri from yesterday further down the page!!

Make your mind up love - u here to chat or shag???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they have engaged in sexual acts with a 'forumite'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys acting as a couple with a naked picture of his girlfriend or even his mum!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"If they have engaged in sexual acts with a 'forumite' "

But I regularly engage in sexual acts with a forumite!

Does this mean I have to get some mittens to stop the fumbling?

Although it will save me a fortune in batteries...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not looking for Bi Guys"

Instant back on the browser from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wish for 'bareback'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles laboring the point that they are or only meet "proffesionals" (sic)!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Constant 'txt spk'........it makes the writer look like a kid who simply cannot be bothered to type properly..or doesnt know how to

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage

I hate the.....

"only reply with a face pic'

but have no photos on their own profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One line profiles

'we are new to the scene.' But joined over a year ago.

No pics.

Worse still..the ones that insist on your profile having pics but they don't have pics themselves.

Pics of one but not both.

The Sydney University thing!

'will add more later' still being on there a year after they joined.

The most recent pics beingfrom 10 years ago!

Bad grammar.

RANTS! Oops!

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there such a thing as the perfect profile?

maybe not. someone will find fault with some part of it no matter what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am always getting a picture of a cock, and the words do you fancy sucking this eh no thanks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am always getting a picture of a cock, and the words do you fancy sucking this eh no thanks lol

"

why not I washed it last month!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but that is the opening line u wanna suck on this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot one that turns me off is

" love to lick a woman for ages"

Or

"Never fail to make women gush"

Anything like that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah but that is the opening line u wanna suck on this lol"

well if ur nipples are as tasty as ur pics..I'll give it a go..cheers

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Forgot one that turns me off is

" love to lick a woman for ages"

Or

"Never fail to make women gush"

Anything like that lol"

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