FabSwingers.com forum: PLZ PLZ PLZ HELP

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hi we were wondering why we dont get to many offers .do use lot think its b.cos we have cracking bodys we are very goodlooking and other people think they wont be up to our standard. or is it b.cos WE JUST DONT HAVE A GREAT SOH . plz let us know THNX LOL LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

It may be that anyone trying to read your profile loses the will to live. It's VERY difficult to read. Try breaking it down into smaller chunks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because you're not beautiful like I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry about anyone who says they have cracking bodies and are very good looking.

Profile is unreadable aswell. You need paragraphs to break it up a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job it wasn't a single guy asking this as they would have been crucified for it by now! Weird how the various sections of this site are treated differently!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I can't be the only one to see the sense of humour in the cracking bodies and good looking statement,its meant for a laugh.......I think

Anyway I think the advice given about breaking the profile into paragraphs is good

good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Good job it wasn't a single guy asking this as they would have been crucified for it by now! Weird how the various sections of this site are treated differently!

Why would it have been treated differently? I can't see that

Ive seen loads of profile advice given to couples and singles,its not always good but when you ask a question on a forum you have to take your chances with what sort of responses you get

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

"hi we were wondering why we dont get to many offers .do use lot think its b.cos we have cracking bodys we are very goodlooking and other people think they wont be up to our standard. or is it b.cos WE JUST DONT HAVE A GREAT SOH . plz let us know THNX LOL LOL."
actually this cpl are really fookin mint to meet even for a drink , before we met them i read and thought wtf but they both have the same type of humour as us we went away to blackpool in a big group of north east ppl to a swing bnb and i tell ya wat we niva had such a laff jimmy is so doon to earth and good fun only doon fall is he is a newcastle fan so knew he was fookin nuts

linda is a very sexy fem and reet good laff pity they fooked off before we were gana gan on the bungee total a great fun cpl rund the bend and even buy ya a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally i think he's having a laugh starting this thread ...as i'm sure they do get loads of meets ...but if i'm wrong ...sorry

the reason then may be Tattoo's i am myself covered and i have found that along with them and a PA it does put others off meeting as they are not for everyone, another reason may be your pics ? they show that you are a full on full of live couple and others may feel you are too hardcore for them which actually happened to us ..we are by no means harderned swingers but did used to post pics on many uk sites when chatting to a couple we were about to meet with i showed them a selection of our pics and they called off saying we were to much for them ...so it ccould be the reason..but saying that everyone has a different reason fro not meeting so who knows really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your being serious we can only say don't let it get to you.

We agree with what was said earlier about people being put off by couples saying how goodlooking or sexy they are on their profile.

However,as someone said,you may be doing it for devilment.

Its not only you,we seldom ever get contacted on here.

We've taken advice on our profile and acted accordingly,also toned down our public gallery.

We're regular forum posters......which usualy closes the thread,lol.

People can't be forced to contact others and I know we can be fussy finding the people we want so its probably just as much our fault.

We just take things as they come and have a pretty relaxed attitude about it all.

So we'll still just wait and see,which is the best advice we can give.

XXXX

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

have seen this profile quite a lot

but never contacted them.

due to the " not looking for single guys"

some of us do take notice of things like that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50% of you if very attractive the 50% average.

Profile is hard work.

You might need a new keyboard, that will help you a lot, space bar and return seem faulty

Let us know when you have that done and see if there is still any outstanding issues you have

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By *yber pimpMan
over a year ago

durham area

it could be coz im excluded from contacting u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally would break the intro down into smaller paragraphs, and not put on as many pics as you have.

I also have issues with people putting in 'cracking bodies' or rating themselves as fabulous - even joking that. I would never ask to meet anyone that has such a rating, as i would worry that i may feel awkward or out of place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

WELL I CAN SEE SUM PEOPLE SEE THE FUNNY SIDE lol BUT IM STICKING WITH IF YOU THINK YOUR GOODLOOKING SAY IT ..LETS FACE IT IF YOU THINK YOUR UGLY ARE YOU GONNA PUT THAT YOU ARE .FULLSTOP dash HYPHON COMMA .COM LOL LOL LOL C.MON WE ARE GEORDIES ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your profile is too long....terrible spelling mistakes and very bad punctuation. The use of text slang is over the top and gives the impression that you can't read or write.

You both have great verifications though..so play on it! write in your profile how sexy and sensual a couple you can both be. Oh and leave out the details of your height, weight and tits!!! put some pics on..have us read your profile first to get us hooked and then let us see your pics....Make us drool and desire you both..X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

to porfect lady theres noot rang wi me spellling we al taak like this up hear AND ANOTHER THING WE DONT DO SINGLE LADYS JUST ONES THAT TURN UP WITHOUT THERE FELLAS LOL XXXXXXXXXXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People say i'm good looking and i have a great body but i dont, so i wouldnt say it on my profile, as i find it kinda 'odd' to say "yeah i have a fab body and look amazing". People have different tastes for amazing bodys and good looking. For instance some guys like Kate Moss, other guys like Nigella Lawson - totally different! Personally me and Mr Sticky are Nigella Lawson fans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any idea where i can purchase one of those magic mirrors......... seriously though as long as u happy and u gettin what you looking for thats the main thing n bravo for postin it and leavin yourself open to the usual slangin match that usually happens!! gratitude is a splendid thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and leave out the details of your height, weight and tits!!! put some pics on.."

lol are you lookign at the same profile as me they have loads of pics on there ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wasn't referring to your natural northen dialect. Using text slang smacks of illiteracy and that coupled with spelling mistakes is a definate put off. Thats my opinion maybe because I am over 40!!!! perhaps you should just post... any1 up 4 a shag! and leave it at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the laugh xxx Great pics. Taken a copy of the fanny tat... just cos I might dream of getting one before I keel over n die . P.S. ..... you AINT good looking but you make an effort xx Love Gran xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S Understood every word you wrote. What YOU have to understand is that most people don't come here for sex. Fab is frequented by Punctuation Nazi's .... Lost count of the number of mails i've had saying ..... No full stops NO fucks .... X

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By *eorge17Man
over a year ago

Leven

spelling mistakes is a definate put off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I come here for sex and get and give it..Yummy!!!!! Sorry, if I come across as fussy. Its just some profiles read like a child wrote them...

Not everyone has great flawless bodies that sell themselves..so a great profile does wonders!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reaD doG sleape phel lal het slydexic dan azyl sabtards ot get mose xes xx

youthank xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sp doG i nundo werhe het lufl potss og xxxxx sujt teg onesoem ot ckuf me rahd xx fansk

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"reaD doG sleape phel lal het slydexic dan azyl sabtards ot get mose xes xx

youthank xx "

hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you have a very good sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rest my case...!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read (or tried to read) Jimmy & Lindas profile after reading some of the comments on here - agreed the profile is hard to read but judging by the pics Im surprised their not getting more mail. They both look like great people & Linda if you read this - I think your tattoos look great !

Split the profile down & watch the messages pour in !!

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the ironic humour of the posting...you are a bit of a teaser..

Break it down into paragraphs...I went boss eyed reading it...and you will be beating them off with a shitty stick....but suspect you already have to do that anyway..naughty teasy peeps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see a bogie up Linda's nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

HI ITS JIMMY HERE I THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE TAKING THIS THE WRONG WAY. WE KNOW WE ARE NOT GOODLOOKING .AND EVEN THOUGH WE WORK OUT A LITTLE BIT WE DONT HAVE GREAT BODYS EITHER. WE ARE SORRY IF SUM OF YOUS ARE PUTTING MESSAGES ON HERE AND GETTING STICK BACK BUT THAT WAS NOT THE INTENSION. WE HAVE BEEN SWINGING FOR 15 YEARS MET LOADS OF PEEPS AND STILL MEETING LOADS .LETS ALL JUST BE FRIENDS AND ENJOY THE SWINGING WORLD . THNX JIMMY N LINDA . BY THE WAY WE ARE IN BLACKPOOL FROM THE 21ST NOV HA HA HA LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is taking it the wrong way like taking it up the bottom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a game of averages, especially based on the responses:

Lets say there's 100,000 people/couples on here

75% are men which you don't want

5% are women which you don't want

80% will find the layout of your profile off putting

50% wont like tattoo's

95% wont live close enough to get together anyway

50% wont want someone in your age group

60% may not find you attractive

Taking all that into account, statistically there's 2 couples who match your profile and given your feedback I'd say you've done amazingly well.

Hey I'm a solo guy on here, I've got less chance than you

And beauty is in the eye of the beholder, let others decide if you're gorgeous or have a fantastic body, just because you say it, it doesn't make it so

Happy Swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errr dunno!!!

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

i tak it ark back ffs the cheque jimmy sent me was in caps and the basid bank wont cash it ya nasty gordy fooka

and to think i let him lick me plate doon blackpool after i ate me breky ya nar wee ya true m8s r la

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FOOK FOOK FOOK NORTHEAST LOL

LETS SAY THERES 100.000 ON HERE .

10per.cent MIGHT NOT WANT T TRAVEL.

WE KNOW ALL THE REST WILL FANCY THE SOCKS OFF US .

SO THAT LEAVES M M M M WELL A CANNY FEW.

SO WE THINK WE WILL BE IN BIZ FOR A FEW YEARS YET.

ANYWAY ONCE WE HAVE THAT 90 MILLION T NIGHT WHAT THE FUCK LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FOOK FOOK FOOK NORTHEAST LOL

LETS SAY THERES 100.000 ON HERE .

10per.cent MIGHT NOT WANT T TRAVEL.

WE KNOW ALL THE REST WILL FANCY THE SOCKS OFF US .

SO THAT LEAVES M M M M WELL A CANNY FEW.

SO WE THINK WE WILL BE IN BIZ FOR A FEW YEARS YET.

ANYWAY ONCE WE HAVE THAT 90 MILLION T NIGHT WHAT THE FUCK LOL"

ooooo Ta for reminding me .... Im off to do the lottery ... Might get meself a tat xx

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By *yber pimpMan
over a year ago

durham area

"P.S Understood every word you wrote. What YOU have to understand is that most people don't come here for sex. Fab is frequented by Punctuation Nazi's .... Lost count of the number of mails i've had saying ..... No full stops NO fucks .... X

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lol granny but i normally get NO CONDOMS NO FUCK pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have replied to profile but it said no single guys and I've learnt not to if it says dont. As others have said block the profile into small sections it reads better and is easier to follow. Saying that mine rather crap so shouldn't probably be gving advice. Oh and if you've a cracking body there is some good creams on the market now

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