FabSwingers.com forum: Fanny Farts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is the only way to describe them but when I get very wet it sometimes happens to me and I am so embarrassed.

I'm sure this must happpen to a few ladies and I would like to know if there is anything I can do to stop it.

Also would like to know what the mans view is on them (and no, they dont smell lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kind of turns me On which is a bit weird lol but just shows your nice and wet don't be embarrassed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's perfectly normal, I wouldn't worry about it

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

When that happens - I try to adjust my angle of attack to try and minimise this.

It doesn't put me off in the slightest, although I can understand that the lady might be slightly embarrassed...

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I couldn't care less when I am in the throes of ecstasy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny farts are such a turn on for me. Nice and wet so It means us men are doing something right . Get worried when there's cobwebs on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Lady Just) used to cringe when they happened but my OH loves it as he knows I'm wet and aroused. Now I ignore them.

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By * starr -Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

its only air being expelled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its only air being expelled.

Thats what i thought it was

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By *ickiemintMan
over a year ago

Somewhere NW London

"its only air being expelled.

Su is always fanny farting (she'll kill me for saying so, but renvenge is sweet lol...) Its always a giggle when it happens. Its a natural thing, and either we're both so worked up when it happens it passes without comment, or i'll usually crack a joke...

She's fine with it now...

Its happened with several other ladies with me too...I've just said hey, don't worry...we both know what its about...and its never been a problem after the first time it happens...

Rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just part and parcel of having sex. If anyone says they've never done one then I'd question how good there sex life was

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

I know exactly what you mean! Im also guilty of getting extremely wet during play and it happens to me but only when doing doggy style! Which just so happens to be my favourite position!

It can be embarressing at first but it's a hazard of the job!

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

It's not really anything to do with the level of female arousal but merely air that's been pumped in during sex being expelled.

It usually happens after a session involving vigorous, deep penetration (especially doggy style). If the fella pumps air in, it's gotta come out again. Simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only time i ever fanny fart is if ive been fucked doggy, i think that possition just pumps more air in so as soon as they have cum and you move it just all pushes out

I never fuck doggy with guy i meet off here, i would just die if i ever did that infront of a meet, i just tell guys i dont like that possition if they try to turn me into it and move onto another one lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's not natural. Women don't fanny fart if left alone.

It's not bad either.

It's down to blokes and their technique.

If they keep popping in n out during doggy then they in effect fill the vag n womb up with air...... when the woman turns over .....out it comes.

Sod all to do with being wet or aroused though very wet ones sound like rapid fire custard boilin'

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Cotton wool cures it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was those ducks, mind you they are flying low this year....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not natural. Women don't fanny fart if left alone.

It's not bad either.

It's down to blokes and their technique.

If they keep popping in n out during doggy then they in effect fill the vag n womb up with air...... when the woman turns over .....out it comes.

Sod all to do with being wet or aroused though very wet ones sound like rapid fire custard boilin'"

It only ever happens if you slip out and push air back in again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha even worse when you get up afterwards, start walking and it carries on....i just crack up laughing which in turn forces it out even more!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ha ha even worse when you get up afterwards, start walking and it carries on....i just crack up laughing which in turn forces it out even more!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also known as a queef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a front bottom burp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just give me the giggle when it happens to me

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I hate it, I get awfully embarrassed

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

dont eat potatoes befor hv sex lol

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By *ickiemintMan
over a year ago

Somewhere NW London

"I hate it, I get awfully embarrassed

Just have a giggle about it...if the guy you're with is any kind of decent bloke, he'll make you feel at ease and giggle along with you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think thats why I get embarrased, because I want to laugh and feel as though I shouldn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not natural. Women don't fanny fart if left alone.

It's not bad either.

It's down to blokes and their technique.

If they keep popping in n out during doggy then they in effect fill the vag n womb up with air...... when the woman turns over .....out it comes.

Sod all to do with being wet or aroused though very wet ones sound like rapid fire custard boilin'"

nah it dont have anything to do with how wet you are

if i fuck doggy i do it regardless of how wet i am

its not a sign of having a good time its just a sign the guys pumped you full of air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when it happens to me, I'm mortified!

but then i start giggling, which makes me do it even more!

and I agree about doggy, it's definitely worse for it. The ex used to say it was like pumping up a balloon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This happens a lot after sex, but we just giggle about it.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"This is the only way to describe them but when I get very wet it sometimes happens to me and I am so embarrassed.

I'm sure this must happpen to a few ladies and I would like to know if there is anything I can do to stop it.

Also would like to know what the mans view is on them (and no, they dont smell lol)

I jokingly said last week about this subject 'I'll take them as a High Five'.

This kind of loosens her embarrsement I'd like to think.

Be a lot better than cupcaking it and blowing it back to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i laugh when it happens means ur rather wet or theres trapped air inside x

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You could call them A LOVE PUFF, a gift from one to the other.

Until he rudely tries igniting it to see if front farts work like back farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha "love puff"...that's the best name so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could call them A LOVE PUFF, a gift from one to the other.

Until he rudely tries igniting it to see if front farts work like back farts"

LOVE PUFF!!! Ace xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could call them A LOVE PUFF, a gift from one to the other.

Until he rudely tries igniting it to see if front farts work like back farts"

LOVE PUFF!!! Ace xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have to say when i do them, sometimes i can cry with laughter

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By *toneblueMan
over a year ago

Southampton

As others have said it's mostly something that happens during/after doggy when air can get introduced...and to be honest I kind of like the vibrations

Nothing to be embarrassed about at all, why not just have a giggle about it and carry on? Shame that one or two of you avoid doggy over such a little thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg,i am normal.i fanny fart in doggy position too,so wont do it that way.i just thought my fanny was too big.lmao.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fart (except the throat and nostril 'engulfers') makes me laugh ...what is it about farting that makes it so funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as its not on my nose whilst going down

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Fanny farts are just a part of nature. They don't bother me in the slightest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with my small cock i seem to pump up women all the time but hey i love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I find them sexy I remember the first time I wad with someone it happened she went bright red to help her I went down on her and she loved it

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

We were in a crowded playroom at Chams and the lady G was doggying started making this noise, she was so, so embarrassed and we had to change position. Nobody else bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wait to hear the next one....hehehehe

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By *rightloonMan
over a year ago

Stafford

You know when you have had a very satisfying meal and your tummy might have a silent little burp to itself...

Fanny farts happen occasionally with me and the last time I just said... Well that's a very satisfied fanny and we laughed.

This avoidance of doggy because of it is common though and I had an ex who was of that view and would not be persuaded otherwise.

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By *john121Man
over a year ago

staffs

Maybe have a relief valve fitted!

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By *laphe1Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield

still find them amusing

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By *_midland_cpl_xCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

mrs can do 1 at command lol its quite funny really and a bit of a turn on

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