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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

All of us want to be successful as swingers. It doesn’t matter how often, with whom, where, or in what style we swing. One of the nicest things about our lifestyle is that most of us relate to each other with understanding, thoughtfulness, and common courtesy; just as we ourselves wish to be treated. Think C.S.A.S.C. (Common Sense and Social Courtesy). If you employ the following suggestions or adapt them to your own situation, you should become a welcome participant.

BE COURTEOUS - Be aware that this is a lifestyle full of insecurities, uncertainties and fears.

Courteously is how we all want to be treated—with kindness, thoughtfulness, understanding and sensitivity. In essence, courtesy is our treating people the way we ourselves want to be treated. Remember the Golden and Silver rules.

BE FRIENDLY - Whether or not you are personally interested in swinging with someone, be polite. You never know, you may share many other interests or you may meet that person again, and they may introduce you to someone with whom you ARE compatible and do wish to share time.

RESPOND TO ALL INVITATIONS - RSVP means please reply to the invitation. It does NOT mean reply only if you plan to attend. The most frustrating part of hosting, be it a party, a group or another couple, is people who are discourteous enough not to respond, PERIOD. Good etiquette and good social courtesy DEMAND you respond, by either calling or writing to say yes or no. If someone was gracious enough to invite you, respond, even if it's just to say you can't make it (why? because they thought enough to invite you).

NEVER ARRIVE EMPTY-HANDED - When you go to someone’s home for a party, ask if there is something you can bring. (it’s amazing how many supplies, other than food are used up at an average party.) If you are not going as a couple, a house-gift is appropriate (and not necessarily wine.)

GO PREPARED - Take whatever you personally are going to need with you. Carry a small overnight bag for lingerie or robe, hairbrush, comb, toothbrush, cologne, intimate cleansing articles, condoms, etc. If you plan to stay over, sleeping bags or blankets and pillows necessities.

CLEANLINESS— Nothing turns a person off faster and more effectively than an unclean body or bad breath. Even if you shower and perfume yourself before you leave home it is always a good idea to freshen up again when you arrive at your destination. It is amazing what driving somewhere, stopping for a bite, or whatever, can do or rather UNDO.

RESPECT OTHERS’ FEELINGS - Beware, not everyone is comfortable in all situations. Keep your eyes open for signs that your partner, as well as others, are relaxed and enjoying themselves. If someone is not comfortable, try helping them over the rough spots. Remember, you were a beginner once yourself. If it is obvious that things are not working out, remain polite and courteous; but alert the host. Keep in mind that not all people feel the same about things.

DON’T BE PUSHY - If you are interested in swinging with someone, let them know in an inviting way; if they are interested, they will respond positively. If they are not and say “No, thank you,” do not ask WHY. No amount of sweet talk or coercion on your part will change their mind and will probably work against you. Everyone has the right to say “NO” at all times, to anyone, without explanation. Do not ever forget that.

ONLY DO WHAT IS FUN FOR YOU - Do not allow yourself to become sexually involved with anybody that you are not interested in. There is no reason to involve yourself in a scene that you are not comfortable with. You are in the lifestyle to enjoy yourself, so only do what you want, when you want, where you want and with whom you want.

HOW AND WHY TO SAY NO - One of the basic etiquette in swinging is the right of anyone to say “No”. Experience has taught most people that everybody is not right for everybody else. Improper handling of a situation, however, can lead to a lot of hurt or very bad feelings. The swing world accepts the premise that everyone has the right to say “No” to anyone at anytime and it should be done with a simple “No, thank you.” Never give an explanation, because that is what usually causes the problems and then.

ALCOHOL OR DRUGS - Most of us do not use drugs (some maybe 420 friendly), although some of us drink socially. At times, a few drinks are nice to help you “relax”. Over-indulging may hamper your physical abilities, as well as offend or turn other people off to you. If you have to over-indulge in order to participate in swinging, you are involved in the wrong lifestyle.

PRACTICE SAFER SEX— It is up to us to protect ourselves as well as our partners. With the present concern over sexually transmitted diseases such as syphilis, gonorrhea, aids, yeast infection, etc., the use of condoms should not offend anybody. Anyone not willing to take this precaution is acting selfishly and irresponsibly. You are not being accused of being unclean, but simply someone wishes to provide you both with protection. Of course, you're an adult and this decision is up to you and your playmates.

CALL/E-MAIL TO SAY THANKS— Most people only use the telephone if they are going to go somewhere. The social ambiance of a ‘thank-you note,” email or phone call to someone whose hospitality you enjoyed. It means a lot to most people, and they will surely remember you when planning their next event. Don’t you like to be thanked?

BE GOOD HOSTS— When you have people coming to your home, try to anticipate their needs: put clean sheets on the beds; keep plenty of clean washcloths and towels available. Show your guests through the house so that they will know where the bathrooms, kitchen, and other rooms are located.

ANSWERING YOUR EMAIL– All replies to your profile should be answered in a few days, even if it's "No thank you. I/we are not interested at this time (or never)." If you are sending the email, remember that not all people you write to are interested in you or your partners sexual heroics. A first email should include a brief description of why you're writing and your social and sexual interests. Should someone decline to meet with you, don't take it personal. Move on! There is someone out there for you... you just haven't met them as yet.

ENJOY YOURSELF— Most important, have a good time, act out your fantasies, explore your own sexuality and enjoy everything this lifestyle has to offer with enthusiasm, laughter and a positive attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good God. You guys are gluttons for punishment aren't you?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I was a member of another site for a while which had a 'journal' feature. I used to write little entries about how single men could maximise their chances of meeting. Things like 'treat women like humans' and 'don't have incest/furry/paedo porn on your profiles'. Unfortunately most men thought I was a stuck up bint who should be insulted for that. So I gave up.

My point is, it doesn't matter how helpful you think you're being, people will think you are patronising, stuck-up, or interfering. They will never ever see that their behaviour might be the thing that prevents them from getting successful meets. Nobody likes to think they are at fault, therefore nobody will take advice in the spirit it was meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was a member of another site for a while which had a 'journal' feature. I used to write little entries about how single men could maximise their chances of meeting. Things like 'treat women like humans' and 'don't have incest/furry/paedo porn on your profiles'. Unfortunately most men thought I was a stuck up bint who should be insulted for that. So I gave up.

My point is, it doesn't matter how helpful you think you're being, people will think you are patronising, stuck-up, or interfering. They will never ever see that their behaviour might be the thing that prevents them from getting successful meets. Nobody likes to think they are at fault, therefore nobody will take advice in the spirit it was meant."

Very true. I have had a large glass of laissez-faire lately. Not a bad drink, but too closely related to vin d'apathy for my liking

Information is always useful. How-to's make the internet a very useful place for newbies

Wolf

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

I didn't read all the post but if someone needs to be told to be clean etc they aren't the type of people we'd want to meet! Helpful? Possibly for some with no idea at all as to how to conduct themselves in normal life! Z

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Information is always useful. How-to's make the internet a very useful place for newbies

Wolf"

I also got plenty of responses along the lines of 'stop helping the guys how to meet women. It means less meets for me!' Obviously any successful man, woman, or couple doesn't need advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, you forgot no trumping in a 69

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"OP, you forgot no trumping in a 69 "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't read all the post but if someone needs to be told to be clean etc they aren't the type of people we'd want to meet! Helpful? Possibly for some with no idea at all as to how to conduct themselves in normal life! Z"

i met a guy once and he had arrived to meet me straight from work, so i suggested he may want to take a shower and his reply was, its ok i'll have one before i leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Information is always useful. How-to's make the internet a very useful place for newbies

Wolf

I also got plenty of responses along the lines of 'stop helping the guys how to meet women. It means less meets for me!' Obviously any successful man, woman, or couple doesn't need advice."

Well there is that consequence I suppose... shame it impacts that way really...

there'll just have to be boot camps held at clubs then

Wolf

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"I didn't read all the post but if someone needs to be told to be clean etc they aren't the type of people we'd want to meet! Helpful? Possibly for some with no idea at all as to how to conduct themselves in normal life! Z

i met a guy once and he had arrived to meet me straight from work, so i suggested he may want to take a shower and his reply was, its ok i'll have one before i leave "

lol - i can understand him not being able to showere as he was straight from work but he should have taken up your offer! That's exactly what I meant in my post - if someone needs to be told to be clean and polite i don't want to meet them! Z

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Information is always useful. How-to's make the internet a very useful place for newbies

Wolf

I also got plenty of responses along the lines of 'stop helping the guys how to meet women. It means less meets for me!' Obviously any successful man, woman, or couple doesn't need advice.

Well there is that consequence I suppose... shame it impacts that way really...

there'll just have to be boot camps held at clubs then

Wolf"

I am happy to provide one on one tutorials as well as regular group sessions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Well there is that consequence I suppose... shame it impacts that way really...

there'll just have to be boot camps held at clubs then

Wolf"

Is it only my perverted mind that read that as "boot camps at CUBS then"?

Makes you think, you could get a whole load of swinging related badges!

Bukake badge

Greedy girl orgy award

DP diploma

Safe sex certificate

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I didn't read all the post but if someone needs to be told to be clean etc they aren't the type of people we'd want to meet! Helpful? Possibly for some with no idea at all as to how to conduct themselves in normal life! Z"

But it's all too easy to have a bite to eat and end up with onion/garlic breath!

I've noticed this just in the people I work with who are not always aware of it.

And a car journey can make you a bit sticky.

My current bugbear is men who go for a shower THEN have a pee and it doesn't occur to them that I don't want to put a cock that smells of pee in my mouth!

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By *reybearMan
over a year ago

medway

I think the OP put a lot of effort into the post and even if it all seems obvious to most of us someone reading it might learn something and make someone else's evening a little better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I realise it is well intentioned but I did find that pretty patronising. Most, if not all is either common sense or good manners...

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