FabSwingers.com forum: Mishap during a meet

By *outhbel OP Man
over a year ago

Near Carryduff

Anyone had a mishap during a meet, LIKE knocking over a wine glass. Breaking wind at the worst possible time, that sort of thing. How did you recover from it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel meet in my early 20s

Cleaning crew walked in on me and an older woman I was with as we were midway through enjoying some morning glory in the hotel bed

We stopped dead I looked behind to see the cleaners as they quickly left , I assume they’d seen it before

Then we laughed and got back at it

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

Yeah.

25 years of swinging. Things happen. Apologise where required, pay for damages or cleaning if needs be and laugh it off when applicable.

If its not a malicious act, most people are quite forgiving as we are all capable of being reasonable human beings.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

I didn't shave my legs once, wasn't intending to get naked, but I did.

The only mention from him was "oh la la" before he dove head first vereeniging my legs while I giggled.

Mishaps happen, good people won't care and can probably laugh about it.

Awkward kisses with heads bumping can lead to laughs and more kisses Inc the forehead.

All about seeing the bright side of the rainbow

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

I'd just laugh it off, providing there's no real damage done

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By *he Cram-BetweensCouple
over a year ago

A Club or Your Bedroom!

We were in the middle of an orgy and mr managed to kneel on some poor woman's hair.... she helped quite a bit bless her

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By *orthernJayMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

Perhaps not mishaps as such……I was the very lucky other half of a couple for a good few years and we lived in a hotel for circa two of those years; we had people walk out on us to “go to the bar” and not come back, we had a couple who clearly just wanted to use our bed so we sat there on the sofa and watched…….perhaps the most profound was a stalking night receptionist who loved to stand outside rooms and listen, we “caught” him a few times but never said anything, we just let him listen but one day he got caught red handed and the police got involved; can’t educate vanilla I guess

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Had to phone an ambulance as my fwb was unwell. They asked if I was his mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago with a guy I was dating at the time, first time getting it on, he went to switch places with me, accidentally squashed his own balls between his thighs... That was the end of that night.

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By *haggydogMan
over a year ago

Brooklands/London

A meet I had many years ago.

I went out front to greet her. The door closed and we were locked out.

That was that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A meet I had many years ago.

I went out front to greet her. The door closed and we were locked out.

That was that! "

That's brutal, hopefully you were both dressed at least?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy I met other I ended up bleeding

all his fault obviously pmsl I was mortified but what are you supposed to do in those situations lol

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

10 minutes in during a meet in a quiet spot in town, back of my ex van/camper conversion, we hear a vehicle pull up close and voices, carry on for a couple of minutes, another vehicle pull up then knocking on the van, ignore it for a bit then a loud voice saying "police, if you dont unlock the door we will break in". Trying to both get dressed bofore opening the door they were getting more impatient until having to open the door almost dressed. Apparently there had been a teenage girl gone missing, someone had seen a male and female getting into the van and rang the police, a night to remember for the wrong reasons . I've since bought a larger proper camper and choose quieter more remote places if meeting in the camper.

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Lol

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

In my early days of cross dressing, I used water filled balloons for breast forms...

Things got passionate with a fella. He did the Cary Grant thing and grabbed me dramatically and threw me down on the bed.

One of the balloons rolled over my shoulder and skitted across the floor. We both looked at each other shocked... and then cracked up laughing...

It was a good meet...

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By *entkevMan
over a year ago

Dover

A few years back I was at Eureka and met a lovely couple that were from Newcastle.

After a lovely evening of flirting I was invited to thier cabin, I undressed as requested and the lady gasped "Oh". Unfortunately I'd forgotten to tell them that I have vitiligo (especially in intimate areas). Her gasp didn't really register as my mind instantly went to knowing the club was about to lock up and my uniform was in one of thier lockers. So I explained to the couple that I needed to go get it and I'd be back in 2 mins.

On returning they had locked the cabin door, turned the lights off and pretended to be asleep (I could hear them)

Reality and embarrassment kicked in and I had to do a walk of shame across the green to the car park in front of everyone that was leaving.

I've never forgotten to tell people since.

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

A woman came round to our place, and while we were in the middle of a spirited threesome the duvet caught fire. We had a candle on the nightstand and the corner of the duvet had caught on it while the three of us were otherwise engaged…the burning smell hit us all at once and we sprang apart, beat the flames out with a pillow…which sent feathers flying everywhere.

We opened the window for a bit, fetched a spare duvet and carried on!

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By *oe123coolMan
over a year ago

canterbury

Haha how funny xx I used to wear small water balloons years ago they felt great

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"A few years back I was at Eureka and met a lovely couple that were from Newcastle.

On returning they had locked the cabin door, turned the lights off and pretended to be asleep (I could hear them)

Reality and embarrassment kicked in and I had to do a walk of shame across the green to the car park in front of everyone that was leaving.

I've never forgotten to tell people since. "

you were NOT the person shamed that night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little did I know that she had a wig glued on.

Ended up pulling it off slightly during doggy to her embarrassment.

We still carried on and laughed about it after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything going swimmingly

Really turned on, so on heat.

Ravishing ny body

Wee break

Politics came up, announced himself as on the other side (not gonna elaborate )

Developed into me outragedd & stand up, full on argument.

From heaven to fight n asking him to leave in arch tones.

Head was spinning as took 5 mins from ..being ravished to standing there pissee off

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I put a dent in my bedroom wall with a butt plug once. In my defence I was c.hoking at the time. Luckily no one was behind me, as death by butt plug would have been interesting trying to explain to the police...

And if you've fed a third of a double ended dildo into a butt then try and bend the dildo to push into a vagina... Well, hold on to the end that's already in or it will come out and hit you dead centre of your forehead...

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By *entkevMan
over a year ago

Dover

"A few years back I was at Eureka and met a lovely couple that were from Newcastle.

On returning they had locked the cabin door, turned the lights off and pretended to be asleep (I could hear them)

Reality and embarrassment kicked in and I had to do a walk of shame across the green to the car park in front of everyone that was leaving.

I've never forgotten to tell people since.

you were NOT the person shamed that night."

Ahhh thank you

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"Anyone had a mishap during a meet, LIKE knocking over a wine glass. Breaking wind at the worst possible time, that sort of thing. How did you recover from it."

Lol had a couple of mishaps by others !, one was quite unpleasant (acceptable so carried on), the other disgusting

(didn't meet her again)

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I had a nose bleed all over someones middle bits and white sheets.

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"I put a dent in my bedroom wall with a butt plug once. In my defence I was c.hoking at the time. Luckily no one was behind me, as death by butt plug would have been interesting trying to explain to the police...

Lol

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By *ickedWhimsWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I was about 18 and I went for a drink after some outdoor summer fun with an fwb about 25 years my senior. Nipped to the loo and got a hideous nosebleed that didn't stop for about 25 minutes.

It was an old style pub in the middle of nowhere with no signal so I couldn't even message to say I was ok.

A waitress around my age came in and asked if I needed her to call the police because we looked an odd couple! I couldn't think of any logical reason why I'd be there so I just told her the truth... The look on her face still makes me laugh now.

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Bicester

We kept setting off the fire alarm during a particular steamy threesome. Didn't twig it was due to the sexy session, so cue our two naked bodies running around looking for a fire.....

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

Rescued a gorgeous young lady from d*unks in the club jacuzzi and befrended her quickly to then find she had a young partner who was having his HUGE cock sucked by my (missing) Mrs in the sauna

(ah that's where she was !)... We ended back at their place and after a while all jumped on their bed which suddenly collapsed beyond repair

. We were all stuck in a pile in the centre for a while, laughing our asses off. Was the landlords bed too

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By *illingdon_ladMan
over a year ago

Bicester

Only one that comes to mind was when me and then girl friend met with a couple in a hotel, things got hot and steamy, I was going down on the wife and had this horrible metallic taste in my mouth, anyway the girlfriend takes over from me and realises straight away that the wife has just started her period, I looked like heath ledger's joker.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Hilarious!

I was in a room at a club with a friend enjoying the little bit of doggystyle and his bum hit the wall so fast it went through the plasterboard.

Funnily enough he is a plasterer and we went and explained what had happened, and came back a week later and plastered it.

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By *inx_xxWoman
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oh I have soooooo many

One particularly rough BJ, in 69 position, chocked once too many times, was sick all over him..brushed it off and carried on.

Until he went to leave and it was all over his jeans which were on the floor.

Turns out I had a sickness bug and that's was just the tip....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago i met a guy and we went to them woods. He thought he would drive hes car down a track through the woods. I told him not to.he didnt listen,and car got stuck in a ditch. We ended up arguing and we both tried to push the car out. It woudnt budge. In the end he had to phone he's ex father in law and brother in law to come pick us up,take me home and for me to not speak to them.they came and i spoke to them,they were pleasent and dropped me off at home afterwards as far as i know went back and tried to pull the car out.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Met a guy for a coffee, hit it off straight away and ended up back at his. Playing in the living room he tells me I’m bleeding. I was mortified as I had a coil fitted. Went to GP and it turned out I had a gynae problem. We saw each other for about a year so it wasn’t a disaster.

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By *tormexexexMan
over a year ago

LEEDS

I once went to kiss a girl and somehow ended up headbutting her in the face fortunately no damage, but she did get her own back later which involved very long fake nails and a favored part of my anatomy

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By *anchester_gentMan
over a year ago

Cheshire / Manchester border

Massive orgy in the cinema room at Chams. (For those who’ve never been - a big tiered bed with the projector for the porn movie hanging from the ceiling above the middle of it…)

All going rather well… a mass of bodies sucking, wanking and fucking on the bed - when a guy who’s just cum staggers to his feet to leave. As he turns, he walks smack into the projector box forehead-first and there’s a massive “clang” noise straight out of a Tom and Jerry cartoon!

He collapses spark out on top of us all….

Thankfully he was OK a couple of minutes later, but it certainly killed the orgy!

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

One had a heavy ornament fall on my head from a shelf above a bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Massive orgy in the cinema room at Chams. (For those who’ve never been - a big tiered bed with the projector for the porn movie hanging from the ceiling above the middle of it…)

He collapses spark out on top of us all….

Thankfully he was OK a couple of minutes later, but it certainly killed the orgy! "

Not funny at the time I can imagine but you wrote it so well, couldn't help but chuckle

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By *ecretpassion100Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

My wife was playing with a single guy in a club ..i went to toilet when i came back another guy was between her legs ..i asked him did he ask permission? He said no why she is my wife ..i looked again and my wife had moved (both had long blonde hair)

# awkward # lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the usual mishaps most of us have had which is the expelling of air from various orifices ...lol

Good job I'm usually quite friendly before hand with most of my meets

This is where regular meets over one offs win everytime

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"My wife was playing with a single guy in a club ..i went to toilet when i came back another guy was between her legs ..i asked him did he ask permission? He said no why she is my wife ..i looked again and my wife had moved (both had long blonde hair)

# awkward # lol"

Ha ha ha ha ha this is brilliant but actually you all probably started laughing

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By *purt5Man
over a year ago

sutton coldfield

A lady friend and I had popped to cannock chase to take in the views. We had parked in an entrance and relaxed. She was sitting on her vibrator as she leaned across and was givingbme a delicous blow job. Just as the eruptim was building I heard something and glanced in the rear view mirror. A car was reversing behind us. A police car. We froze, we sat ram rod still, my cock dribbled, the police car door opened, i grabbed my trousers to half get them up and look somewhay decent. This was it we both thought. Staring into the mirror behind the policewoman walked to the rear of her car, getting closer, and opened her boot to excercise the police dogs. They walled off, we shot off with hearts echoing, cold cum everywhere...and breathing very heavy

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By *addySarahCouple
over a year ago

dorset

Well we’ve had quite a few but most recent was at a regular party at a hotel, there was a couple our age that we got chatting and seemed to click with a bit in the main gathering room but as the evening was young we went and had a look in the play rooms upstairs. In one of these rooms we struck up a conversation with a young couple in their 20’s that culminated in here give me a nice bj but no more. Anyway the young couple left and we caught up with the other couple where we played on the bed and I used my fingers and tongue making the lady moan and squirt. I then started licking her clit whilst pushing down on the back wall of her vagina, this caused her to moan loudly, squirt and cum. She then quickly got up dressed and thanked me very much. The 20 something girl came over and started flirting and making it obvious that more was going to happen between us when suddenly she put her hand down on the bed only to scream and say I’ve just put my hand in a turd, that shattered the moment obviously.

Somehow I had made the other woman crap herself and she got up and left without saying a word and in the gloom no one noticed. So my one and only chance as an old man to have some serious fun with a gorgeous stunning 20 something totally blown to never happen again lol

The club organisers still rib me about it to this day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first time i met my DD we'd fucked our way around the room a fair bit when he picked me up and plonked me on the table /side .. I forget what we were doing at that stage... But a few hours later we realised he'd plonked me down on his glasses and the lense had fallen out

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Was booked in at hotel for weekend with girlfriend having a long night of passion. Not sure of numbers but was trying to impress her with lots of effort, which she was appreciating greatly, when suddenly the bed divided like the Red Sea and we slid into the abyss with the sheets. The two single beds hadn't been fixed together to make It King size.

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By *kcouple1973Couple
over a year ago

colchester

A few years back I was seeing a woman from work that was house sitting for her friend we ended up in the bedroom and she kept demanding to fuck her harder I was going like the clappers when a picture fell off the wall above the head board hit me then fell on the floor with the frame 2 bits, hurt a bit but carried on regardless trying to push my cock out of her mouth

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I would never have thought that a butt plug could be a lethal projectile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a female friend tied to a hotel bed while I went to the lobby to meet a guy that was meeting us to share the fun.

However on returning to the room our key failed to work !!

Rather panicking as we asked hotel staff to open the door hoping they didn't look inside

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By *umblebiMan
over a year ago

ayles

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By *andSCouple
over a year ago

Old London Town

Breaking wind was ours. We didn't really recover from it on that night.

We're kind of hoping it hasn't ruined things long term though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never have thought that a butt plug could be a lethal projectile

Better believe it! I was with my partner at the time and mine shot out my arse like a missile on a mission - thought it was gonna shoot through the bedroom window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a threesome with a couple of guys. The host had a couple of candles out. Yep you guessed it, the little baby doll that I'd been wearing but had been taken off by them and flung across room, got too close to the candle and it set alight! Momentary concern, flames out, fire alarm stopped...but we soon got back into what we were doing!

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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago

nottingham/ derby

If u don't end the night with mild concussion, whop marks, pulled hair or a elbow or knee in the wrong place or carpet burns, is it a good night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone had a mishap during a meet, LIKE knocking over a wine glass. Breaking wind at the worst possible time, that sort of thing. How did you recover from it."

Just have a laugh about it and crack on OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While attending a club for the first time, everything was going great, met some lovely people, was chilled and having a good time. Going down some stairs, I slipped on my own towel, landed on my arse and slid down the whole flight of stairs

nothing injured other than my pride but that only lasted a second or two

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By *omptationMan
over a year ago

liverpool

The only real one I have was when i was a teenager at a house party... in a bedroom with my first proper girlfriend and she was giving me a quick wank...

Our friends must have knew what was happening and burst in just as I was blowing my load into her waiting hand...

Well, naturally we didnt stick around long and there was many a furious text sent to friends the next day!

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By *orchiniMan
over a year ago

London

You win, that is the funniest thing I've heard in ages!!!! Hilarious...

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

bedford

Had the fire alarm go off during mid play at our local club , some half Witt decided to have a vape upstairs , luckily managed to cancel it before we were all evacuated , and once at a house meet , I was filming wife with a guy , when his daughter decided to do an inpromptue visit , we had to hide in bedroom until she had left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've kicked him in his balls with my knee when changing position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truth is often weirder

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

After a long evening shift immediately followed by an energetic session in a 'borrowed' room with a woman who I'd hooked up with a couple of times, she went off to the bathroom - and I promptly fell asleep...

....a few hours later, I awoke to her screaming at me hysterically, and opened my eyes to see her face covered in blood - it transpired that she too had fallen asleep, whilst sat on the loo...

....she'd eventually toppled forward and hit the tiled floor face first - she quickly dressed and went to find her friend who was with her boyfriend in a room down the corridor...

....on returning an hour later from driving them both home, he said she'd clearly got a broken nose and was rapidly developing two very black eyes - and for a while I had a reputation "for liking it a bit rough"!

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By *urves and MischiefWoman
over a year ago

Northerner

I stayed late at work and as I was alone had my friend come to see me for some office play ... as we were finishing up I heard the front shutter coming down. A colleague had driven past and noticed the shutter was still up and thinking I’d forgotten to do it decided to stop and put it down. We were both therefore trapped in the office and I had to phone her to reopen them and let me out.

I then had to leave my friend in my office whilst I made small talk and my colleague locked up again ... I drove away and once happy She was well out of the way had to go back and reopen to let him out.

Just relieved there are no security cameras at the front of the office

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

spinal injury fall out reared it's ugly old head right as things got interesting and I exited in an ambulance.

Had to get my offspring to go back to collect my stuff from where I was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs was out on a meet, she phoned me eary to come and pick her up, strange as she'd driven there herself

She felt really ill and had a massive headache, turns out she had a bleed on the brain when she orgasmed !!!!

Luckily she was ok

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By *lder funCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

I was having a play with a bloke in his car,we noticed a police car pulling up,so stopped what we were doing.

The police asked us a few questions and asked us to move on as it was a well known spot for prostitutes to use

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By *illingdon_ladMan
over a year ago

Bicester

Another funny one that I witnessed as opposed to being involved in was at a popular swingers festival. So last day as most people are packing up and saying their goodbyes, myself and my wife decided to go have a look at the play tent to see if there was any last minute action. Anyway low and behold one lady who'd been the life and soul of the event was in there with two guys, as she is cumming all I see is a brown squirt coming from her arse. I turn to leave and say to the wife there's nothing to see here let's go. Poor woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've kicked him in his balls with my knee when changing position

Oh, I thought that was your kink

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

My only major mishap many years ago was after taking a girl out and going back to her place. Her father (the local policeman) was asleep upstairs so was having a furtive fumble on the sofa in the dark which turned into us fucking, before we knew it.

When I got home in was horrified to find my cock, balls and underwear covered in blood. Then the realisation dawned on me. As i was getting my cock out I had felt a slight sting, that was me cutting my cock on my trouser zip, unaware of it at the time. Had to make sure I was not aroused until it had healed. I saw the girl again in a couple of weeks and nothing was ever said. I still wonder what the state of her and her sofa were left in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've kicked him in his balls with my knee when changing position

Oh, I thought that was your kink

No, I'd rather give them a lick and a tickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've kicked him in his balls with my knee when changing position

Oh, I thought that was your kink

No, I'd rather give them a lick and a tickle

Yeah you're very good at that

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Put the red wine in the fridge

overnight before bringing to a meet.

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

"A few years back I was at Eureka and met a lovely couple that were from Newcastle.

On returning they had locked the cabin door, turned the lights off and pretended to be asleep (I could hear them)

Reality and embarrassment kicked in and I had to do a walk of shame across the green to the car park in front of everyone that was leaving.

I've never forgotten to tell people since.

you were NOT the person shamed that night."

Yeah! Shallow assholes!

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

"A few years back I was at Eureka and met a lovely couple that were from Newcastle.

On returning they had locked the cabin door, turned the lights off and pretended to be asleep (I could hear them)

Reality and embarrassment kicked in and I had to do a walk of shame across the green to the car park in front of everyone that was leaving.

I've never forgotten to tell people since.

you were NOT the person shamed that night."

You took the words right out of my mouth. That's a terrible way to treat someone.

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

"Anyone had a mishap during a meet, LIKE knocking over a wine glass. Breaking wind at the worst possible time, that sort of thing. How did you recover from it.

Lol had a couple of mishaps by others !, one was quite unpleasant (acceptable so carried on), the other disgusting

(didn't meet her again)"

Oooo don't leave it there...spill!

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

"While attending a club for the first time, everything was going great, met some lovely people, was chilled and having a good time. Going down some stairs, I slipped on my own towel, landed on my arse and slid down the whole flight of stairs

nothing injured other than my pride but that only lasted a second or two

This is the best one yet! Hahaha

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Put the red wine in the fridge

overnight before bringing to a meet."

Surprised they didn’t block and UNLOS!

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