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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Been on here over a year now and having no luck at all, can you tell us where are we going wrong?

Maybe too many ass pictures?

Any advice will be highly appreciated.

By the way we are offering a free all inclusive holiday to Cancun in January to two Fit good looking VWE (9" plus) under 30 guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Christ where do I start

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I think its not enough ass pictures...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile makes you come across rather arrogant. That's not saying I don't think your sexy . I think maybe rewriting your profile may help. Your profile put me off personally so sure it would others. Just a opinion .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been on here over a year now and having no luck at all, can you tell us where are we going wrong?

Maybe too many ass pictures?

Any advice will be highly appreciated.

By the way we are offering a free all inclusive holiday to Cancun in January to two Fit good looking VWE (9" plus) under 30 guys."

I'm guessing this is a joke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

way too arrogant we think

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By *iplzMan
over a year ago

felixstowe

15 verifications ? At least the rest of the time your up yourselves judging from the text.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I think it comes across as a bit disrespectful to the people you have met to say what you have... that is my opinion only tho.

good luck for the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never mind too much ass... how about up your own ass?

lovely looking people no doubt - but a little humility needed maybe ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not an expert but im afraid, think that the fact that after about 3 or 4 lines, i just flicked off you profile says alot............okay im not stunning but bigging yourself up as much as that just sounds crap to me..........

Happy Friday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sherbet - nice reply I guess you agree with my opinion ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been on here over a year now and having no luck at all, can you tell us where are we going wrong?

Maybe too many ass pictures?

Any advice will be highly appreciated.

By the way we are offering a free all inclusive holiday to Cancun in January to two Fit good looking VWE (9" plus) under 30 guys."

I'm actually 29 and 3/4 !

I lie about my age on here to appear more mature and sophisticated!

Do I win a prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ello joys............each to their own i suppose but its an ugly trait being as up yourself as that on your profile and then wondering why the feck you arnt "getting responses".............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you should re read ur profile..would you ,messege someone with the same kind of profile. Just tone it down a bit . Sorry to be harsh. X

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

hmmmm!!!!!!!

Well your pictures clearly don't match your profile as it's impossible to find people whom would match your profile text.

And if you do find 2 guys to take a free holiday to cancun, one wonders how the 4 ego's would actually get on the plane.

Your profile doesn't even match your veri's as the veri's proclaim you to be nice people, whereas your profile text comes across as arrogant and big headed.

If I were you, I'd have a complete rethink of your whole profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never mind too much ass... how about up your own ass?

lovely looking people no doubt - but a little humility needed maybe ? "

^^^^^^^^^^^ This!

Why do you want to meet anybody else? You have it all (according to you)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the profile and post is tongue in cheek people

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"I think the profile and post is tongue in cheek people "

Ha ha ha

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle


"I think the profile and post is tongue in cheek people "

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice one saucy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you made that trip yet sherbert??

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"Been on here over a year now and having no luck at all, can you tell us where are we going wrong?

Maybe too many ass pictures?

Any advice will be highly appreciated.

By the way we are offering a free all inclusive holiday to Cancun in January to two Fit good looking VWE (9" plus) under 30 guys.

I'm actually 29 and 3/4 !

I lie about my age on here to appear more mature and sophisticated!

Do I win a prize? "
Oh go on we wouldn't worry about your age by looking at your cock pix

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I think the profile and post is tongue in cheek people

Ha ha ha "

Can we still have more ass photos though... Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn.

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

[Removed by poster at 05/10/12 10:25:38]

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Been on here over a year now and having no luck at all, can you tell us where are we going wrong?

Maybe too many ass pictures?

Any advice will be highly appreciated.

By the way we are offering a free all inclusive holiday to Cancun in January to two Fit good looking VWE (9" plus) under 30 guys."
is the 9" combined or a combination of the two as i am willing to provide half lol

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By *ityboy2001Man
over a year ago

All NW

Funniest post ever, would look you up if you weren't 300 miles away +1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been on here over a year now and having no luck at all, can you tell us where are we going wrong?

Maybe too many ass pictures?

Any advice will be highly appreciated.

By the way we are offering a free all inclusive holiday to Cancun in January to two Fit good looking VWE (9" plus) under 30 guys. is the 9" combined or a combination of the two as i am willing to provide half lol"

lol you got that floppy hat yet?

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

just an other desperate ego boost "look at us thread"

would never meet some one like that even if it is just a joke profile as their self love shines through

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

everythings floppy and yes i have the hat its floral

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Thanks for all the advices people but we still don't get it o- We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. Why don't you like us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for all the advices people but we still don't get it o- We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. Why don't you like us?"

Because i'm still waiting for that autographed pic of the 'diamond butt plug/costa coffee incident' !!!

I'm not accepting your free holiday til I have it!

So there!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Thanks for all the advices people but we still don't get it o- We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. Why don't you like us?"
your story sounded quite plausible untill you mentioned the caviar flavoured condoms, that sounded a bit fishy to me

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"Thanks for all the advices people but we still don't get it o- We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. Why don't you like us?

Because i'm still waiting for that autographed pic of the 'diamond butt plug/costa coffee incident' !!!

I'm not accepting your free holiday til I have it!

So there! "
How dare you

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By *danteMan
over a year ago

rhonda

hell just checked me calander and nope it aint april 1st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmmm the photos's are from this year and show more than 2 people having sex so wonder what on earth this post is all about. I guess this is a bit of a spoof. I had to take a double look incase I missed something LOL.

Come and visit us and we will help to put the record straight.

xxx

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.

But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.

Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.

Is it me or should swinging be fun !

On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.

But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.

Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.

Is it me or should swinging be fun !

On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.

Thanks! And yes it's amazing where all the sense of humor has gone in some people

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.

But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.

Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.

Is it me or should swinging be fun !

On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.

"

Only just noticed the bum!

Not bad!

I was too busy looking at the cow on the wall!

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.

But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.

Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.

Is it me or should swinging be fun !

On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.

Only just noticed the bum!

Not bad!

I was too busy looking at the cow on the wall! "
That's a bit too late now after you refused our holiday offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.

But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.

Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.

Is it me or should swinging be fun !

On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.

Only just noticed the bum!

Not bad!

I was too busy looking at the cow on the wall! That's a bit too late now after you refused our holiday offer "

And i'd just bought myself a shiny new mankini too!!!

meh!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I think the profile and post is tongue in cheek people "

pretty obvious tbh..

ooh naughty friday lol..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Thanks for all the advices people but we still don't get it o- We have money. If you look at the pics of our Big Bad Boat and our Private Plane and our Semi Oceanic Olympic Pool you may notice. If you did not notice, we have to tell you: We have money. Lots of it. We eat expensive food in expensive restaurants in very expensive cities. We use expensive caviar flavored condoms. We drive expensive cars, because we have money. We live in a big mansion. Actually is two or three mansions, maybe you noticed. And that tiny dot against the Taj Majal in the last pic in our profile is us. Why don't you like us?"

did'nt Joe Walsh sing something similar..?

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.

But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.

Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.

Is it me or should swinging be fun !

On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.

Only just noticed the bum!

Not bad!

I was too busy looking at the cow on the wall! That's a bit too late now after you refused our holiday offer

And i'd just bought myself a shiny new mankini too!!!

meh! "
Well we might change our mind if you send us a picture in your mankini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.

But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.

Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.

Is it me or should swinging be fun !

On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.

Only just noticed the bum!

Not bad!

I was too busy looking at the cow on the wall! That's a bit too late now after you refused our holiday offer

And i'd just bought myself a shiny new mankini too!!!

meh! Well we might change our mind if you send us a picture in your mankini "

You'll have to wait til next Wednesday I'm afraid!

First _iewing has been promised elsewhere!!

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By *ovelybum OP   Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells


"There is very little on Fab that i actually find funny anymore.

But the profile and this post have genuinely amused me.

Thanks for a small island of amusement in a sea of stress and hassles.

Is it me or should swinging be fun !

On one serious note, 'what a sexy arse'.

Only just noticed the bum!

Not bad!

I was too busy looking at the cow on the wall! That's a bit too late now after you refused our holiday offer

And i'd just bought myself a shiny new mankini too!!!

meh! Well we might change our mind if you send us a picture in your mankini

You'll have to wait til next Wednesday I'm afraid!

First _iewing has been promised elsewhere!! "
Plenty of time until January

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Take a left at August Prime, NOT straight on!

...some people never listen.

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By *B07Man
over a year ago

Essex


"I think the profile and post is tongue in cheek people "

+1

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