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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm a virgin. Ignore my verifications, I'm definitely still a virgin and shall remain one even after a hot night of sex with you.

This seems to be a 'fashionable' approach on here atm, even when the profile blatantly gives away the lie.

Are there any similar approaches which have made you laugh recently?

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

TBH - your verifications don't actually say that you've engaged in any sexual activities - so you 'could' still be a virgin.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

We've not seen any of the guys in the armed forces posting 'look at me' threads for a while.

Before I get flamed I should say that I have a lot of respect for our guys and girls in the armed forces, I just found it funny how they used their job as a means to get a meet... although I'd possibly do the same if I could - but nobody in their right mind would be interested in what I do (I won the lottery, if you must know ).

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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"TBH - your verifications don't actually say that you've engaged in any sexual activities - so you 'could' still be a virgin."

See? I told you, it's all a conspiracy. They've all met me but i managed to beat them off with a wooden spoon. My man-hymen is still intact :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TBH - your verifications don't actually say that you've engaged in any sexual activities - so you 'could' still be a virgin."

I can confirm he is a virgin!

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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"TBH - your verifications don't actually say that you've engaged in any sexual activities - so you 'could' still be a virgin.

I can confirm he is a virgin! "

And I confirm that Juicy is just as much of a virgin :P

I hear she doesn't have a pussy pump either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, men who challenge me to "prove" how dominant I am by doing exactly what they want me to (i.e. "taking charge" in the bedroom but according to their desires, not mine). If I refuse it's because I'm not capable of handling them, of course. Makes me laugh every time, as I tell them to get lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one not too long ago claimed they had never cum while getting a blow job,obviously hoping for a steady stream of challengers.wouldnt suprise me if he got one,if he did fair play the tactic worked

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By *xTitsAndTattsxxWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I had a message 2day from a guy claiming to b gay asking if I wud take his 'straight' virginity....his profile made no mention of bein gay...told him it was a very clever trick and hopefully sum gullible lady wud fall 4 it!!

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

im virgin too in my ass lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"I had a message 2day from a guy claiming to b gay asking if I wud take his 'straight' virginity....his profile made no mention of bein gay...told him it was a very clever trick and hopefully sum gullible lady wud fall 4 it!! "

I've never had sex in Birmingham... can you help me?

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I havent had sex on the 4th of October 2012 before - can someone pop my cherry please?

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"one not too long ago claimed they had never cum while getting a blow job,obviously hoping for a steady stream of challengers.wouldnt suprise me if he got one,if he did fair play the tactic worked "

This isn't unusual - I rarely cum from a blow job. I like receiving though, but stop them before they get jaw ache...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"one not too long ago claimed they had never cum while getting a blow job,obviously hoping for a steady stream of challengers.wouldnt suprise me if he got one,if he did fair play the tactic worked "

I have never come from a blow Jun unless several mins of furious wanking have taken place during it. But no one has made me cum just by a bj. Nicky has made every guy we gave met cum or had her stop so they didn't so its defo not her. It must be me im some kind of freak!!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"We've not seen any of the guys in the armed forces posting 'look at me' threads for a while.

Before I get flamed I should say that I have a lot of respect for our guys and girls in the armed forces, I just found it funny how they used their job as a means to get a meet... although I'd possibly do the same if I could - but nobody in their right mind would be interested in what I do (I won the lottery, if you must know )."

That brings to mind a comment I saw on someone's profile once - it was along the lines of:

"look, our house isn't bloody well on fire so we couldn't give a toss if you're a fireman"

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"im virgin too in my ass lol "

I'll be right over

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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"We've not seen any of the guys in the armed forces posting 'look at me' threads for a while.

Before I get flamed I should say that I have a lot of respect for our guys and girls in the armed forces, I just found it funny how they used their job as a means to get a meet... although I'd possibly do the same if I could - but nobody in their right mind would be interested in what I do (I won the lottery, if you must know ).

That brings to mind a comment I saw on someone's profile once - it was along the lines of:

"look, our house isn't bloody well on fire so we couldn't give a toss if you're a fireman" "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I know you wont get back to me, are you going to prove me wrong

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By *eet_the_spartan OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I know you wont get back to me, are you going to prove me wrong"

I'd reply 'no'. That'd confuse them for a minute or two

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