FabSwingers.com forum: Any tips

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any good general tips?

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By *tra vidaCouple
over a year ago

Kettering

"Any good general tips? "

Eat a varied diet, drink in moderation and aim for at least 7 hours of sleep a night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont eat yellow snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont read too long on the bog, it'l crust over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always switch plugs off at night before going to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont poke ear buds too far in your eats..it hurts!!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

welcome to the forums, be yourself and have a realistic expectation of what the site is all about

all the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When sneezing or coughing place ones hand over ones mouth you will spread germs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When sneezing or coughing place ones hand over ones mouth you will spread germs

And close your eyes or they will hit the wall at 120mph!

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By *tra vidaCouple
over a year ago

Kettering

"Dont poke ear buds too far in your eats..it hurts!!! "

A bit of pain, once in a while, is recommended...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When sneezing or coughing place ones hand over ones mouth you will spread germs

And close your eyes or they will hit the wall at 120mph!"

lol

but don't they come attached? just dust them off and pop back back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont poke ear buds too far in your eats..it hurts!!!

A bit of pain, once in a while, is recommended..."

oopss *ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When sneezing or coughing place ones hand over ones mouth you will spread germs

And close your eyes or they will hit the wall at 120mph!

lol

but don't they come attached? just dust them off and pop back back in"

i thought they were attached by springs :-/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Great tips! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great tips! Lol"

always use condoms as you dont want to end up on Jeremy Kyle having DNA test done lol

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

Cheer loudly at 8 oclock every saturday to fool the neighbours into thinking you,ve won the lottery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't stand in the middle of the carrageway when a bus's coming! blow out to whistle! Open eyes to see! shit in the toilet, etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't run with scissors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow jobs should not involve blowing!

Your balls will explode!!

Oh - and never wipe your knob on the curtains - its not the done thing!!

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

"Blow jobs should not involve blowing!

Your balls will explode!!

Oh - and never wipe your knob on the curtains - its not the done thing!!

Unless its the 'beef curtains'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont belive what you see and only see what you belive

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

"dont belive what you see and only see what you belive"

Or, only believe half of what you see and none of what you hear

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By *ittletonCplCouple
over a year ago

cannock

Don't run with scissors and stay away from swans - they can break your arm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live long and prosper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best advice I ever got was from the side of a box of matches!!

"Keep away from children"

Especially as I hate rug rats!!

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