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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham

Hey fab, specifically women. I've recently started squirting and every now and then I do something to earn myself the nickname "the fountain".

This has now happened in my bloody bed.

Help required on two things.

1) has anyone successfully cleaned a bed after such an event, and if so HOW, and

2) what plastic sheet is not noisy because I clearly can't be trusted any more.

Thank you please help me

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

A company called 'Sheets of San Francisco' make an amazing fitted bed sheet that is completely waterproof wax proof and feels luxurious against your skin.

It doesn't make any noise, not crinkly etc.

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By *irminghamlady08Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow

Sprinkle Bicarb on the mattress, leave for a few hours and vacuum.

You can get bed protectors on Amazon, they go across the middle of the bed and tuck underneath

PM me if you want a link x

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"A company called 'Sheets of San Francisco' make an amazing fitted bed sheet that is completely waterproof wax proof and feels luxurious against your skin.

It doesn't make any noise, not crinkly etc."

Outstanding thank you so much

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Sprinkle Bicarb on the mattress, leave for a few hours and vacuum.

You can get bed protectors on Amazon, they go across the middle of the bed and tuck underneath

PM me if you want a link x"

Ahhh amazing! I'll do that now. I'd love one but I cant message or wink you due to my age hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sprinkle Bicarb on the mattress, leave for a few hours and vacuum.

You can get bed protectors on Amazon, they go across the middle of the bed and tuck underneath

PM me if you want a link x

Ahhh amazing! I'll do that now. I'd love one but I cant message or wink you due to my age hahaha. "

We use Bicarb to after this happens. We are yet to find a good waterproof sheet that doesn’t feel like your swimming in it for the rest of the play. But maybe that’s just the amount of times in happens in one go

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

If it’s gone through your mattress not a lot you can do. If it’s just the outer bit you can try bicarbonate

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Sprinkle Bicarb on the mattress, leave for a few hours and vacuum.

You can get bed protectors on Amazon, they go across the middle of the bed and tuck underneath

PM me if you want a link x

Ahhh amazing! I'll do that now. I'd love one but I cant message or wink you due to my age hahaha.

We use Bicarb to after this happens. We are yet to find a good waterproof sheet that doesn’t feel like your swimming in it for the rest of the play. But maybe that’s just the amount of times in happens in one go "

Not going to lie, this is a key reason I don't host... just gonna have to buy more towels hahah

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"If it’s gone through your mattress not a lot you can do. If it’s just the outer bit you can try bicarbonate "

I might be coming up on the time for a new mattress...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sprinkle Bicarb on the mattress, leave for a few hours and vacuum.

You can get bed protectors on Amazon, they go across the middle of the bed and tuck underneath

PM me if you want a link x

Ahhh amazing! I'll do that now. I'd love one but I cant message or wink you due to my age hahaha.

We use Bicarb to after this happens. We are yet to find a good waterproof sheet that doesn’t feel like your swimming in it for the rest of the play. But maybe that’s just the amount of times in happens in one go

Not going to lie, this is a key reason I don't host... just gonna have to buy more towels hahah"

Haha yes we have said hotel or club meets from now on for this reason.

But it happens when we play together too.. towels sometimes work

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By *essicagrace OP   Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Haha yes we have said hotel or club meets from now on for this reason.

But it happens when we play together too.. towels sometimes work "

Clubs only forever and ever it is! Nah, do need to find a solution, my partner is pretty good at doing this to me and I don't want to ban him from the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha yes we have said hotel or club meets from now on for this reason.

But it happens when we play together too.. towels sometimes work

Clubs only forever and ever it is! Nah, do need to find a solution, my partner is pretty good at doing this to me and I don't want to ban him from the house. "

Haha yeah that wouldn’t be good!

If you find a solution please let us know too

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By *illingdon_ladMan
over a year ago

Bicester

A friend of mine who drenched many a hotel bed just bought a basic shower curtain that worked well to keep your bed dry and damp free

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By *irminghamlady08Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the Rainbow


"Hey fab, specifically women. I've recently started squirting and every now and then I do something to earn myself the nickname "the fountain".

This has now happened in my bloody bed.

Help required on two things.

1) has anyone successfully cleaned a bed after such an event, and if so HOW, and

2) what plastic sheet is not noisy because I clearly can't be trusted any more.

Thank you please help me "

I'll change my filters, so you can msg me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always put a waterproof mattress protector on my bed with a Terry towelling top. I learned my lesson after once completely soaking my memory foam mattress right though

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork


"I always put a waterproof mattress protector on my bed with a Terry towelling top. I learned my lesson after once completely soaking my memory foam mattress right though "

Same here (the protector that is!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always put a waterproof mattress protector on my bed with a Terry towelling top. I learned my lesson after once completely soaking my memory foam mattress right though

Same here (the protector that is!)"

Is so easy to whip off afterwards and your bed is still all dry. You can then just pop it in the washing machine

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork


"I always put a waterproof mattress protector on my bed with a Terry towelling top. I learned my lesson after once completely soaking my memory foam mattress right though

Same here (the protector that is!)

Is so easy to whip off afterwards and your bed is still all dry. You can then just pop it in the washing machine "

Yup

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

I use a towel during all sexy time most of the time I can hear up and hit the towel but I did hit the wall once....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have 2 quilts so one could be getting washed and one on the bed... A few towels underneath the quilt, sex on top of it... Gets old, fast but needs must n all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed mats that are made for children's beds/cots. They are like puppy pads but have no fragrance. I have a waterproof sheet too but I've been through it a few times Always have towels to hand aswell.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

We use the waterproof sheets from IKEA they work great.

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By *osineCouple
over a year ago

Weston-Super-Mare

I have only ever found one mattress protector that worked and that was at butlins.

I ment to remember to get the brand name but forgot

I love squirting but not the mess part. I find it really off putting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bamboo water proof mattress covers are the way forward. We used cheap ones first, saving all of about a tenner, and found that I’d soak the bed in sweat on a hot night and I’m not the squirter!

I wouldn’t have her any other way. We always have towels on hand now.

I just wish I knew what it was and where the hell it all came from!

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river


"Hey fab, specifically women. I've recently started squirting and every now and then I do something to earn myself the nickname "the fountain".

This has now happened in my bloody bed.

Help required on two things.

1) has anyone successfully cleaned a bed after such an event, and if so HOW, and

2) what plastic sheet is not noisy because I clearly can't be trusted any more.

Thank you please help me "

A lady friend of mine has her “sex blanket” that she puts on the bed before we have fun.

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

I have a heavy duty mattress protector that you zip the mattress in. It stays on my bed all the time, is extremely durable, no crinkling or very plasticky feel of it. It was the best £40 or so spent on eBay.

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