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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm looking for advice on anal bleaching. Should I use household bleach, or perhaps Mr Muscle? A friend of mine used patio cleaner, she's been in intensive care for a week now...

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

Could try jeyes fluid (others available) fetches off all the moss on my back yard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No the stuff they use for mold works better but it smells awful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could try jeyes fluid (others available) fetches off all the moss on my back yard "

I'm sure with all the action your "back yard" gets, there won't be much moss to get rid of

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/guilford

Pink bumholes are the way forward! Know one like to see a brown one winking back at you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I've found the perfect formula...Dettol anti-mould cleaner and a touch of Colgate toothpaste...I now have a ring of confidence

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

I've heard Halfords carburetor cleaner brings it up a treat

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend


"I think I've found the perfect formula...Dettol anti-mould cleaner and a touch of Colgate toothpaste...I now have a ring of confidence "

Do you apply with a toothbrush ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I've found the perfect formula...Dettol anti-mould cleaner and a touch of Colgate toothpaste...I now have a ring of confidence

Do you apply with a toothbrush ?"

No, wire wool...really gets those stubborn stains out

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

My sheepdog has been trying a different method recently, running fast and skidding along on his backside, not sure if it's working, maybe buy him his own toothpaste

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Use a jet wash

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Just chisel the brown bits out until you reach pink...

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Thank you for this thread! Made my day, cannot stop giggling

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By *traight_no_iceMan
over a year ago

Stoke

Apparently invermectin is used for everything lately. Animaldeworming, pre and post covid treatment, might as well for this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg don't try this at home. Surely you can buy special cosmetics for this purpose, that are safer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm, try something organic. Maybe some yoghurt. Whatever you do, don't try Vanish Oxi Action. I have found that the best way for my bum to go all white, at least temporarily, is my man's sperm on my ring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a thread like this that gave Trump the idea of drinking bleach stops Covid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can of course tan your entire body so that your bumhole looks the same colour as your skin and it kinda looks normal. Or grow really long anal hair so that you mask the problem.

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I love this thread long live OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a woman on a porn video who had a small star tattoo with the central point of the tattoo being the bumhole itself. Very Christmassy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Otherwise known as ' Changing your ringtone'

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id just use a stick of blackboard chalk, just in case "brown is the new pink" next season!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op has deleted his account. I wonder if he is in intensive care now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try some French mustard.

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By *hosewhomgonakedCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

I love my natural colour, why would you ever want to change the colour of your bum... Very strange to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Otherwise known as ' Changing your ringtone' "

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By *exOnLegsPlymCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"[Removed by poster at 18/09/21 09:28:27]"

Oh mate, we nearly wet oursleves reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for advice on anal bleaching. Should I use household bleach, or perhaps Mr Muscle? A friend of mine used patio cleaner, she's been in intensive care for a week now... "

Never mind your pal.

How the fuck is the Patio Cleaner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm looking for advice on anal bleaching. Should I use household bleach, or perhaps Mr Muscle? A friend of mine used patio cleaner, she's been in intensive care for a week now...

Never mind your pal.

How the fuck is the Patio Cleaner?"

Genius comedy

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