FabSwingers.com forum: Spotting swingers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are there any clues to look for when meeting people in day to day life?For example gay men have their right ear pierced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

normally the guy has a hardon and the lady a wet pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swingers walk round with their left index finger in their right ear while singing " its a hard life "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have a neon sign on the roof of our car

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

All swingers grow Pampas Grass in their front garden.

All swinging women wear ankle bracelets

Most swingers either don't tell the truth or only partially tell the truth about what they get up to of a weekend. So if a guy or a lady you work with claims to have spent the weekend at home in front of the telly, or they claim to have had a rampant weekend of sex and you wouldn't have thought they were the type, well both are definately swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always the ones you least suspect......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotty Swingers !!!!!!!!!!!!!! nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if you see a few couples going into a house on your street, all the ladies in high heels and holding a large bag with what looks like sex toys in it, dont assume they are swingers, it could be a Tupperware party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh Spotting Swingers .... i tend to go down local park usualy find loads there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you'll find a few perusing the local hot tub store too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes think s few contestants on "Come dine with me." are swingers, in fact one just the other day, if he wasnt then Im Dutch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes think s few contestants on "Come dine with me." are swingers, in fact one just the other day, if he wasnt then Im Dutch!"

A late night swinger version of that would be amusing! Rude food

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

Sat in a pub in Blackpool last Saturday with Mrs H sporting her black t shirt with "FAB" in bright neon lettering (who said sublety was dead) when we noticed three couples kept looking over & whispering amongt each other...In the end we put them out of their misery & just said "yes we are" !!

lol.

Ended up a good afternoon !

Oh, and if any vanilla's ask...She's a Thunderbird fan !

Rhett

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes think s few contestants on "Come dine with me." are swingers, in fact one just the other day, if he wasnt then Im Dutch!"

mijn uitsteeksels exploderen met verrukking!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All swingers grow Pampas Grass in their front garden.

All swinging women wear ankle bracelets

Best take the ankle chain off then, wouldn't want to get spotted that way..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And if you see a few couples going into a house on your street, all the ladies in high heels and holding a large bag with what looks like sex toys in it, dont assume they are swingers, it could be a Tupperware party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best take the ankle chain off then, wouldn't want to get spotted that way..

if pork takes his off, I'll do the same

lol

Wolf

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Think you'll find a few perusing the local hot tub store too...

Doh I wanted that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AHA! Tupperware should market the first dish washer safe dildo!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

AHA! Tupperware should market the first dish washer safe dildo!!!

The dishwasher is a great way to hygienically clean non battery operated toys!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It's always the ones you least suspect......"

Noone expects the Spanish inquisition!

(sorry, couldn't resist

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By *bend69Couple
over a year ago

twinkletown

"All swingers grow Pampas Grass in their front garden.

All swinging women wear ankle bracelets

Best take the ankle chain off then, wouldn't want to get spotted that way..

Wondered y neighbours stoped talking to us must get rid of the pampas grass!!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I just went to tesco and there wasn't one swinger in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just went to tesco and there wasn't one swinger in there

then go to asda...i meet loads of swingers there....but they avoid the chiller cabinets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any clues to look for when meeting people in day to day life?For example gay men have their right ear pierced."

i see now that swinger spotting is the next anorak fad! which explains why there is always guys with binoculars and notebooks hiding in the tree opposite our house the last 3 months,i wonder if they have been recording our mating songs as well ?????? i always thought they were just trainee tree inspectors...just proves how wrong a husband can be!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"It's always the ones you least suspect......

Noone expects the Spanish inquisition!

(sorry, couldn't resist

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By *r nobodyMan
over a year ago

salford

"swingers walk round with their left index finger in their right ear while singing " its a hard life "

Not seen many about ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear badge with big S on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes think s few contestants on "Come dine with me." are swingers, in fact one just the other day, if he wasnt then Im Dutch!

A late night swinger version of that would be amusing! Rude food

haha done that before when i used to be on my couples account, called it come fuck with me lmao and invited a few couples round

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

All have light coloured leather settee's and of course the pampas grass already mentioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought it was the nipple piercings that one has to wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... When one ventures into ASDA late in the evening to find a 30-something couple doing doggie over the side of the Linda McCartney freezer section, furtively looking around to see if 'anyones coming...', then, yes, that could be a sign they are swingers......

Specially when the 27st shelf stacker whispers those immortal words..... 'mind if I join you...?' in their ear....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... When one ventures into ASDA late in the evening to find a 30-something couple doing doggie over the side of the Linda McCartney freezer section, furtively looking around to see if 'anyones coming...', then, yes, that could be a sign they are swingers......

Specially when the 27st shelf stacker whispers those immortal words..... 'mind if I join you...?' in their ear....

wow! you do shop at asdas also! see you thursday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look for the ones that keep flashing Jelly Babies packets on the toiletries aisle in Lidl and keep scratching their arse and head as they choose their selection of bog roll.and johnnies

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By *exyminxy111Couple
over a year ago

coventry

You can spot plenty of swingers at the golfing range..

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By *lexaWoman
over a year ago

southampton

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Think I'm easily spotted as a swinger:high heels,stockings,short skirt and collared

......mind no 1 asked me openly yet LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes think s few contestants on "Come dine with me." are swingers, in fact one just the other day, if he wasnt then Im Dutch!"

Its True - we have met someone who has been on it

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Are there any clues to look for when meeting people in day to day life?**For example gay men have their right ear pierced."

**For example gay men have their right ear pierced.**

mfao

Now that is funny.. Do you know many gay men ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just went to tesco and there wasn't one swinger in there

then go to asda...i meet loads of swingers there....but they avoid the chiller cabinets!"

EVERY LITTLE HELPS !

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Even naturists wear clothes to go about their daily lives.. can you spot one ??

I look pretty normal when dressed..

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By *rDionysusMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Thought it was the nipple piercings that one has to wear

H."

Yay! I pass that test anyway!

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

"Even naturists wear clothes to go about their daily lives.. can you spot one ??

I look pretty normal when dressed.. "

No, just pretty!

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By *eggaeloverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

If I meet a couple I like I often enquire if it feel right, yesterday I actually met some people who were on fabswingers, it was quite exciting chatting with them about it, neither of us had actually got anywhere with it though! Single girls I usually just ask out, but sometimes I ask if they swing! Doesn't always elicit a good response...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Country laybyes full of cars, and the owners are not blackberry picking!

Cliff strolling on coastal paths in skirts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot tub would always spark a suspicion.

And a skirt worn in a remote country location might just be a couple off for some fun, but if the cast of Benny Hill are following on...

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By *rank_SimoneCouple
over a year ago

Bideford

Swingers are the ones with the shopping trolley in the chemists

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By *reedygirlnmickCouple
over a year ago

wakefield

we have a sunstrip on the car, slut n cock lol

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

"Swingers are the ones with the shopping trolley in the chemists

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!

Pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers are the couples who look very close and happy together.

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"Are there any clues to look for when meeting people in day to day life?For example gay men have their right ear pierced.

On the other hand they could be part of the Aunt Betty's Yorkshire Pudding & Roast Potatoe brigade wondering how you can eat so posh midweek...

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

We go to naturist camps sites, home and abroad, and it would be great if there was some way of spotting swingers as most naturists are VERY vanilla. We've tried saying "do you swing" and had some very odd looks back.

We think the best way is to steer the conversation around to 'naturist' clubs, and then say we go to Chameleons. Naturists wouldn't recognise the name, and if they ask for details we just say "oh it's near Birmingham" and leave it at that. It did work on one occasion, the other couple replied "oh, so you are swingers, so are we!" and off we went to their caravan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fella got spotted at the carboot we were doing at the weekend. The old' do I know you?' and then she whispered ' are you on fab?'. Unfortunately he lost the bit of paper with get username and phone number

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Are there any clues to look for when meeting people in day to day life?For example gay men have their right ear pierced."

I have several earings in my right ear... does that make me extra gay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swingers are the couples who look very close and happy together.

you should meet some of the couples i have in the past, you wouldnt be saying that if you did lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I was thinking of having it tattooed on my forehead...lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just went to tesco and there wasn't one swinger in there

then go to asda...i meet loads of swingers there....but they avoid the chiller cabinets!

EVERY LITTLE HELPS !"

every little did help!!!

it do! it do!

you can spot them all patting the loose change in their back pockets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are there any clues to look for when meeting people in day to day life?For example gay men have their right ear pierced.

On the other hand they could be part of the Aunt Betty's Yorkshire Pudding & Roast Potatoe brigade wondering how you can eat so posh midweek...

am sooo busted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously what we need is the 'Ian Allan' swingers book...we could then mark off each swinger as we see them....

(showing our age there lol)

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By *utumnWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Swingers are the people with loads of first name friends but dont know any of their surnames!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even naturists wear clothes to go about their daily lives.. can you spot one ??

I look pretty normal when dressed.. "

and.... none of the naturists at our last swim had a clue we were swingers... or did they? could they tell?

intresting...

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

Italy

We loudly mention our user name when we go past likely targets

For some reason we Only ever do it in John Lewis though

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By *hadygreyCouple
over a year ago

stockportish

You can't tell but hey its great fun wondering if they do or don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We loudly mention our user name when we go past likely targets

For some reason we Only ever do it in John Lewis though"

That's cos you get to meet a better class of person in there.....

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Lots of them have faces that look like silhouettes..

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