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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Take a look at the profile above and offer your suggestions to make it a little better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write a something more about what you are looking for and who,one cock pic enough...doesnt always impress the ladies..you must have a very good wife..my husband would get slapped ha ha

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By *urreyloverMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Pics and top half of profile great but very quickly got bored with and skipped rant and toothless legal threat. People want to read something that is inviting and giving useful info. Threats and rants are off-putting ( for me anyway ) . IMHO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more pics with hubby xx 8/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"more pics with hubby xx 8/10 "
wetnhorny69

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By *urreyloverMan
over a year ago

Guildford


"more pics with hubby xx 8/10 wetnhorny69"

Since I beat you to a post, care to appraise mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im ranting about other peoples agressive profiles...not having a rant in general theres a difference...i dont like nasty profiles either...turns me off..toothless?? same as anyone elses...but thanks for looking

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

maybe change age preferences unless u really want to meet 99 year olds

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Few more pics be nice, xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i completley agree on that one have said that myself lol..thanks for looking..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Write a something more about what you are looking for and who,one cock pic enough...doesnt always impress the ladies..you must have a very good wife..my husband would get slapped ha ha "
I have a fantastic wife and thank you shall ammend speedily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of pics would be good x

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Don't really see what to say. Clear profile. Just rotate that pic where you wear a bleu shirt

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

A nice profile, everything outlined etc, xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great profile nice pic x wish you were closer lol x

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By *lbecCouple
over a year ago

Whitstable

Nice profile but need to move further south and a few more larger pics on public would help it stand out xx

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Mm very nice indeed, xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you rotate a pic?

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"How do you rotate a pic?"

Delete it. Rotate it on your pc or laptop and upload it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you rotate a pic?

Delete it. Rotate it on your pc or laptop and upload it back"

Cool thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice profile but need to move further south and a few more larger pics on public would help it stand out xx"

Wow to your profile you just need to widen your age limit for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to change where your from and move closer to Oxford lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need to change where your from and move closer to Oxford lol me "

Mmm get me a job and im all yours x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should come to chams for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live in sex slave ok lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should come to chams for a change "

Off to chams on the 25th of next month thinks that's the rite day we decided on

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Maybe elaborate on those boundaries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm . . . . . . . perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe elaborate on those boundaries "

Not sure I have any thats why I want some one to push them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my comment was for you lush.lis

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I am a total virgin in your domain so can't really say

But nice profile, maybe less cock and deep sex pics.

Keep them private. That push more people to want to see more of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@ lushlis . Excellent profile, says what you are and are not looking for without the all too common rants. And lovely pics as well.

Any tips for mine would be welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Live in sex slave ok lol "

Perfect when is my interview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my comment was for you lush.lis "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"@ lushlis . Excellent profile, says what you are and are not looking for without the all too common rants. And lovely pics as well.

Any tips for mine would be welcome "

Thank you as for yours maybe change your age range lol like some one else said on here would you really shag a 99 year old

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"@ lushlis . Excellent profile, says what you are and are not looking for without the all too common rants. And lovely pics as well.

Any tips for mine would be welcome "

What a profile

Remove the mention about the let down. That will push people to ask why you been let down rather than trying to know you

But you need to keep that part about the no vvvvvvvvvvvvvvwe ....hahahahha. I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Live in sex slave ok lol

Perfect when is my interview "

I mite be a long interview and take all day and night lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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What a profile

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Not sure if that's meant in a good or bad way

Thanks for the tips guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help me lol x

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

age preference 18 - 99 ... really ???

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Help me lol x"

Get rid of the negative status update....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"age preference 18 - 99 ... really ??? "

Add punctuation and lose the text speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice length (the profile that is- lol) and gives enough information and pics to capture people's attention. So much better than the one line profiles or profiles that give a big list of dos and don'ts .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thnks for comments is there anythin I could do to attract more fun peolpe and that x

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester


"A nice length (the profile that is- lol) and gives enough information and pics to capture people's attention. So much better than the one line profiles or profiles that give a big list of dos and don'ts .

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NOt much to add really. Very classy. Maybe 1 or 2 extra pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great pics glascpl...altho..I should be in some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What picture would you lik to see me add and think would help me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing profile Keenfucktographer and pics

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"What picture would you lik to see me add and think would help me? "

a face picture wud be cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly a face pic and less cock pics, people know what cocks look like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pic added

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester


"What picture would you lik to see me add and think would help me?

a face picture wud be cool "

Maybe a bit more likes/dislikes but then ago we only have to ask. love the black and white pics. Very sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe a bit more likes/dislikes but then ago we only have to ask. love the black and white pics. Very sexy

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Good info etc just missing face pics I'd say

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Nice to see a face pic, but I'd look at your age range....would you really want to meet a 99 year old? If so, I'll have a word with me mam, she's knocking 70 so that'll start you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some general opinions on people's profile that anyone might find helpful.

1) If your username refers to the car or bike you drive - change it, you look a bit of a 17 year old tit trying to impress girls in a McDonalds car park.

2) if you username refers to how big your cock is, change it, you look a tit.

3) if your username is derogatory towards women (Milf-woman-fucker-hunter etc), change it. You look like a word I shan't mention in here.

4) don't boast about how great you are in the sack - you look a tit. Let others be the judge of how good you are.

5) don't boast about how gorgeous you are - you look a tit. Again, let others be the judge of that.

6) try not to be too angry/ranty on your profile. It's not an attractive trait in anyone.

Just my opinions on stuff I've seen on this site in the past few months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no face pics bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice length (the profile that is- lol) and gives enough information and pics to capture people's attention. So much better than the one line profiles or profiles that give a big list of dos and don'ts .

NOt much to add really. Very classy. Maybe 1 or 2 extra pics?"

We'll work on the photos. Thought someone might have said about having only one old verify. Somebody we had met a couple of times deleted their profile so we lost their veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no face pics bud"

Because I'm hideously ugly

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


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What a profile

Not sure if that's meant in a good or bad way

Thanks for the tips guys "

It is in the very good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not much more to add really good profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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It is in the very good way"

Thank you very much - all I need to do now is convince the people I'd like to meet to share your view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some would look and wonder about safesex- one pic isnt really showing that.profiles a bit of a long winded one.

two action shots at least(despite the non-safe sex one)..not many showing body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"some would look and wonder about safesex- one pic isnt really showing that.profiles a bit of a long winded one.

two action shots at least(despite the non-safe sex one)..not many showing body."

*to banjax (sorry one body pic..never seen that)

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By *imimeeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

just a few too many similar pics for my tastes

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester


"just a few too many similar pics for my tastes "

More pictures. Your profile pic is the best but we cant see it in gallery. I like the text.

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By *exymixedcouple7Couple
over a year ago

london

Great profile can't fault it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great profile can't fault it"

lovely pics and profile sexycouplenow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@sexycoupledenrow

Nice profile, not ranty which is always nice to see and nice teasing pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"@sexycoupledenrow

Nice profile, not ranty which is always nice to see and nice teasing pics "

Great profile, lots of info, friendly, approachable and honest. Maybe an extra pic or two? X

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"@sexycoupledenrow

Nice profile, not ranty which is always nice to see and nice teasing pics

Great profile, lots of info, friendly, approachable and honest. Maybe an extra pic or two? X"

A pic of the male on a couples profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any1 wanna do mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need face pics or at least one pic of the males body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need face pics or at least one pic of the males body "

thanks, wouldnt be comfortable with face pics on publicly have some backstage.

but good idea bout the body pic thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need face pics or at least one pic of the males body

thanks, wouldnt be comfortable with face pics on publicly have some backstage.

but good idea bout the body pic thanks "

No probs, other than that your profile reads very well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Need face pics or at least one pic of the males body

thanks, wouldnt be comfortable with face pics on publicly have some backstage.

but good idea bout the body pic thanks

No probs, other than that your profile reads very well x"

thats good to hear mind if i have a look at yours?

great, thats good to hear! mind if i have a look at your?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

darn it yours is flawless firm but fair! and pics r awesome, shame ya live so far away!

but seriously, gr8 profile guys

sofia x

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By *orny Biker 69Man
over a year ago

Greenford

I think the profile is fine; can't see much opportunity to improve what is already fine, in my opinion anyways

Pictures are great also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No photos of the male in the couple. A couple of the female photos need rotated to be the correct way up so I don't have to rotate my head

Not a bad profile though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No photos of the male in the couple. A couple of the female photos need rotated to be the correct way up so I don't have to rotate my head

Not a bad profile though x"

God damn London-fun you got in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good profile. States clearly what you want and theres a bit of personality to it.

Only gripes are that the text speak puts me of a bit and if I was a couple looking for another couple I'd want more of a clue as to what the fella looks like.

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By *orny Biker 69Man
over a year ago

Greenford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No photos of the male in the couple. A couple of the female photos need rotated to be the correct way up so I don't have to rotate my head

Not a bad profile though x

God damn London-fun you got in the way "
same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No photos of the male in the couple. A couple of the female photos need rotated to be the correct way up so I don't have to rotate my head

Not a bad profile though x

God damn London-fun you got in the way same here "

God I love your peachy ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks guys will get that sorted soon as but thanks for the help any want me to do same back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thanks guys will get that sorted soon as but thanks for the help any want me to do same back? "

Sure, go for it

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By *orny Biker 69Man
over a year ago

Greenford

only one word, AWESOME!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thanks guys will get that sorted soon as but thanks for the help any want me to do same back?

Sure, go for it "

good, clear profile nice pics but i feel theres a lot more of what u dont like than what u do like, but other than that its great just try sticking i a nice positice paragraph somewher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No photos of the male in the couple. A couple of the female photos need rotated to be the correct way up so I don't have to rotate my head

Not a bad profile though x

God damn London-fun you got in the way same here

God I love your peachy ass "

You know what I love you busty sexy thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant fault your profile uksheffeild1889 first 2 paragraphs had my imagination going, very good i must admit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No photos of the male in the couple. A couple of the female photos need rotated to be the correct way up so I don't have to rotate my head

Not a bad profile though x

God damn London-fun you got in the way same here

God I love your peachy ass

You know what I love you busty sexy thing "

Perky wishes me to let you know that she thinks you have a lovely, fit ass too.

Rare praise indeed......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cant fault your profile uksheffeild1889 first 2 paragraphs had my imagination going, very good i must admit "

would love to come to dublin for a visit mmmmmmmm perrrrrrrfic mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 3 p's lol mildly amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cant fault your profile uksheffeild1889 first 2 paragraphs had my imagination going, very good i must admit

would love to come to dublin for a visit mmmmmmmm perrrrrrrfic mmmmm "

thanks glad u like what did u think of our profile, can i give yours the once over hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 3 p's lol mildly amusing"

too much to read but pics was good

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

wow......sadly, he's too young.....and I'm too old......

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

that was for Riley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 3 p's lol mildly amusing

too much to read but pics was good "

too much to read haha now i feel liek a peice of meat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wow......sadly, he's too young.....and I'm too old...... "

really? i wont tell if you dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 3 p's lol mildly amusing

too much to read but pics was good

too much to read haha now i feel liek a peice of meat lol"

ur torso made me weak at the knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 3 p's lol mildly amusing"

good overall personality came through hot pics and you seem to be able to laugh at yourself good quality to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 3 p's lol mildly amusing

good overall personality came through hot pics and you seem to be able to laugh at yourself good quality to have "

good pics and a good profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shucks stop it y'all make me blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cant fault your profile uksheffeild1889 first 2 paragraphs had my imagination going, very good i must admit

would love to come to dublin for a visit mmmmmmmm perrrrrrrfic mmmmm

thanks glad u like what did u think of our profile, can i give yours the once

over hehe "

was ok good peeps st8 to the point will have to contact you next time im in dublin and take you both out for a meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 3 p's lol mildly amusing

good overall personality came through hot pics and you seem to be able to laugh at yourself good quality to have

good pics and a good profile "

thanks yours is very hotttttt! sexy pics!!! slightly turned on by your profile before seeing pics so shows your natural flirtation, very alluring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 3 p's lol mildly amusing

good overall personality came through hot pics and you seem to be able to laugh at yourself good quality to have

good pics and a good profile

thanks yours is very hotttttt! sexy pics!!! slightly turned on by your profile before seeing pics so shows your natural flirtation, very alluring "

ill send u my others if u want

the photos i actually love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 3 p's lol mildly amusing

good overall personality came through hot pics and you seem to be able to laugh at yourself good quality to have

good pics and a good profile

thanks yours is very hotttttt! sexy pics!!! slightly turned on by your profile before seeing pics so shows your natural flirtation, very alluring

ill send u my others if u want

the photos i actually love x"

go for it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wowsees!!!! very sexy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wowsees!!!! very sexy! "

No fair I cant see

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

a male bodypic not just cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wowsees!!!! very sexy!

No fair I cant see "

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Rileycooper:PERFECT body pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wowsees!!!! very sexy!

No fair I cant see "

shame cos shez hot hot hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a male bodypic not just cock "

My cock really isnt a selling point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wowsees!!!! very sexy!

No fair I cant see

shame cos shez hot hot hot! "

flagrant teasing...yellow card

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

LOL that was for cpl above you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wowsees!!!! very sexy!

No fair I cant see

shame cos shez hot hot hot!

flagrant teasing...yellow card"

sorry hehe blatent jelousy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL that was for cpl above you x"

doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wowsees!!!! very sexy!

No fair I cant see

shame cos shez hot hot hot!

flagrant teasing...yellow card

sorry hehe blatent jelousy haha "
of the mid variety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a male bodypic not just cock "

thanks for opinion will be updated with new pics soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wowsees!!!! very sexy!

No fair I cant see

shame cos shez hot hot hot!

flagrant teasing...yellow card

sorry hehe blatent jelousy haha of the mid variety "

haha very good, youve got some charm! i like it! bit of cockyness 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL that was for cpl above you x"

your profile reads very well but must say pics are very extreme! good for some audiences but i think a bit off putting for beginners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wowsees!!!! very sexy!

No fair I cant see

shame cos shez hot hot hot!

flagrant teasing...yellow card

sorry hehe blatent jelousy haha of the mid variety

haha very good, youve got some charm! i like it! bit of cockyness 2 lol "

cocky mwah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL that was for cpl above you x

your profile reads very well but must say pics are very extreme! good for some audiences but i think a bit off putting for beginners"

I practically went and hid under teh stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you sound shocked haha as if u dont know it! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you sound shocked haha as if u dont know it! haha "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL that was for cpl above you x

your profile reads very well but must say pics are very extreme! good for some audiences but i think a bit off putting for beginners

I practically went and hid under teh stairs "

can i hide with u... budge up!

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian


"LOL that was for cpl above you x

your profile reads very well but must say pics are very extreme! good for some audiences but i think a bit off putting for beginners"

We have lmtd.playtime + not for beginners @ all,so best to show what we about thanx 4 comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL that was for cpl above you x

your profile reads very well but must say pics are very extreme! good for some audiences but i think a bit off putting for beginners

We have lmtd.playtime + not for beginners @ all,so best to show what we about thanx 4 comment "

no probs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL that was for cpl above you x

your profile reads very well but must say pics are very extreme! good for some audiences but i think a bit off putting for beginners

I practically went and hid under teh stairs

can i hide with u... budge up! "

Of course, but my under stairs has a strict no clothes policy i'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL that was for cpl above you x

your profile reads very well but must say pics are very extreme! good for some audiences but i think a bit off putting for beginners

I practically went and hid under teh stairs

can i hide with u... budge up!

Of course, but my under stairs has a strict no clothes policy i'm afraid"

strange but who am i to argue with an uderstairs policy! *strips and jumps in*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL that was for cpl above you x

your profile reads very well but must say pics are very extreme! good for some audiences but i think a bit off putting for beginners

I practically went and hid under teh stairs

can i hide with u... budge up!

Of course, but my under stairs has a strict no clothes policy i'm afraid

strange but who am i to argue with an uderstairs policy! *strips and jumps in* "

you know it's not friendly to block us struggling males

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

@ RileyCooper

Good text to profile, some good humour in there. Nice pics, but in my opinion you need varity! You are more than just a torso, surely?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL that was for cpl above you x

your profile reads very well but must say pics are very extreme! good for some audiences but i think a bit off putting for beginners

I practically went and hid under teh stairs

can i hide with u... budge up!

Of course, but my under stairs has a strict no clothes policy i'm afraid

strange but who am i to argue with an uderstairs policy! *strips and jumps in*

you know it's not friendly to block us struggling males "

i know but unfortunately theres 2 many to go through 1 by 1 and see which ones ya like lol were you trying to see my private pics? if u wanna see just ask hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL that was for cpl above you x

your profile reads very well but must say pics are very extreme! good for some audiences but i think a bit off putting for beginners

I practically went and hid under teh stairs

can i hide with u... budge up!

Of course, but my under stairs has a strict no clothes policy i'm afraid

strange but who am i to argue with an uderstairs policy! *strips and jumps in*

you know it's not friendly to block us struggling males

i know but unfortunately theres 2 many to go through 1 by 1 and see which ones ya like lol were you trying to see my private pics? if u wanna see just ask hehe "

pretty please with Cherries on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"@ RileyCooper

Good text to profile, some good humour in there. Nice pics, but in my opinion you need varity! You are more than just a torso, surely?! "

yep I have like all body parts, most of which are functioning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOL that was for cpl above you x

your profile reads very well but must say pics are very extreme! good for some audiences but i think a bit off putting for beginners

I practically went and hid under teh stairs

can i hide with u... budge up!

Of course, but my under stairs has a strict no clothes policy i'm afraid

strange but who am i to argue with an uderstairs policy! *strips and jumps in*

you know it's not friendly to block us struggling males

i know but unfortunately theres 2 many to go through 1 by 1 and see which ones ya like lol were you trying to see my private pics? if u wanna see just ask hehe

pretty please with Cherries on top "

done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

riley has other sexy body part ive seen them hehe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"riley has other sexy body part ive seen them hehe! "

shhh it's a secret

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Riley....only thing I could add would be put a jeans bum shot or a boxers bum shot.

Your profile shows your personality great xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"riley has other sexy body part ive seen them hehe!

shhh it's a secret "

between me, you and under the stairs haha !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Riley....only thing I could add would be put a jeans bum shot or a boxers bum shot.

Your profile shows your personality great xx"

nice profile you have 2 very short and clear and 1 hell of an ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Riley....only thing I could add would be put a jeans bum shot or a boxers bum shot.

Your profile shows your personality great xx"
#

Its very difficult to take a pic of your ass

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Tell me about it...its damn difficult x

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By *oonytoonMan
over a year ago

derby

Not much to improve on really maybe a bit more about what your looking for and what experiences you'd like to try and maybe a few more pics oh and the will fill rest in later line could do with removing as you've been a member for over a year other than that all is well with the world

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Thanks loony....have only just returned to the site after 10 months or so away hence the will write more later bit but can see how it comes across. Need more pics taking but hard to take pics if myself ( careful who does take pics of me). Will get more done x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks loony....have only just returned to the site after 10 months or so away hence the will write more later bit but can see how it comes across. Need more pics taking but hard to take pics if myself ( careful who does take pics of me). Will get more done x"

a self timer can work _ruit x

or if you are in bham i will always try and help you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good clear profile well laid out. Clearly states what you do and don't want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good clear profile well laid out. Clearly states what you do and don't want"

good profile and good pics and my my that arse

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By *_midland_cpl_xCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

good profile pics and right to the point on what your looking for and not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/08/12 15:39:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good clear profile , bit on the long side but it kept me interested .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting profile, though didn't quite understand the last sentence in the main paragraph......more than NSA?

Love the piccies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

great profile and great aray of pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"great profile and great aray of pics "

Straight and too the point..although the eye is scaring me, it's following me around teh room

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

move to Bristol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"move to Bristol ! "

hmm does every girls ass look liek taht in Bristol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many of what's basically the same pic, and the info is a bit nonsensical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many of what's basically the same pic, and the info is a bit nonsensical "

Pretty good. Says what you want and should minimise messages from people who don't tick the boxes. For inumtantd I wouldn't get in touch. Great pictures with a good looking woman. Clear pics of the fella too which doesn't happen often!

Maybe doesn't show much personality but I guess that's how you want to play it, teveal yourselves through messages and the like?

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By *eet_the_spartanMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Too many of what's basically the same pic, and the info is a bit nonsensical

Pretty good. Says what you want and should minimise messages from people who don't tick the boxes. For inumtantd I wouldn't get in touch. Great pictures with a good looking woman. Clear pics of the fella too which doesn't happen often!

Maybe doesn't show much personality but I guess that's how you want to play it, teveal yourselves through messages and the like?

"

Nice long profile which is written well. A few pictures including a private one which I'd guess is a face pic. A few veri's. Greta profile, keep it as it is

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By *urious.coupleCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

We don't meet single guys. But if we did, we'd meet you. Gentlemen, take note. That is how you write a profile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We don't meet single guys. But if we did, we'd meet you. Gentlemen, take note. That is how you write a profile!!"

your profile is good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont like pics in landscape and the spliff isnt a good thing, but hey I dont even have pic so cant grumble really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont like pics in landscape and the spliff isnt a good thing, but hey I dont even have pic so cant grumble really"

lol thanks for that ill have to think about changing it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are welcome and apart from not having pics in mine what else would you change?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are welcome and apart from not having pics in mine what else would you change?"

i would certainly get pics and may be not ask for them when you dont have them xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would certainly get pics and may be not ask for them when you dont have them xx"

It says your a non smoker but you're holding one in one of your pics, that'd put me off. x

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By *exymixedcouple7Couple
over a year ago

london

Good, more pictures would be great

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Nicole, can't see much wrong with yours other than a couple of typos! 'You_e' in the first para and 'it it' in the last. Oh and I am too old for you (dammit!) and too far away (double dammit!)

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

OK, so eva and jules, you got in before me! Lol!

So, I like yours - short but to the point and no extraneous garbage. Good pics too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admit that your crap at photoshop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicole, can't see much wrong with yours other than a couple of typos! 'You_e' in the first para and 'it it' in the last. Oh and I am too old for you (dammit!) and too far away (double dammit!)

"

Thanks for that, sometimes you look at something for so long you no longer see it! x

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Admit that your crap at photoshop "

Thanks for that! Lol!

Just simple colour inversion or Duotones. Makes them a little less 'porny' if that makes sense.

Cheeky!

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

change the pics looks like avaiter comes back

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