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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG people think it's so easy to organise a Gangbang! you just need a venue and post an events listing...end of!
But in reality, Oh My Gaw'd the timewasting wallies really are UNBELIEVABLE and the stupid questions some guys ask, I had my 4th GB at my flat recently, one chap on a previous GB mailed me and asked 'How long would everyone be staying at the GB party?' to which I replied that I would send a mail to all 20 of the people invited and ask them how long they would be attending the GB party for?
The last GB on a Monday afternoon, the lady wanted all non-smokers and being a non-smoker myself I completely understood what a turn off it is when someone stinks of nicotine, espcially when they never realise that they do stink of it! Well as it was such a rare Sunny day, I was standing outside my flat about 10 minutes before the Lady was suppossed to arrive, then a chap walked up to me and introduced himself, we had a quick chat and I just had to ask him why did he state on his profile that he was a Non-Smoker? When it was SOooooooooo obviously from his brown teeth, stinky breath + smelly clothes that he smoked, he said 'well I just had a fag before I left the house and as I was a bit nervous I just had one in the car' so I said 'well that makes you a smoker!!!' He really could not believe that he stank of fags + could not comprihend that the Lady would be upset or even notice! Luckily he said he had a business call to make and then he just went!
I could write a book on each GB party I've arranged and the excuses guys give not to attend, I only want to hear thanks, but no thanks, end of!!!
Another guy gave me his whole life history then on a Friday night asked if I could re-arrange the GB from Saturday afternoon to Sunday night, so that 'Mr self importance' could attend!
'What will everyone be doing and with whom?' was another classic from a young chap.
A lot of guys ask 'what do you want me to bring?' well if I wanted you to bring something then I would have told you...Doh!!!
I could go on and on, but organising a GB party is SOoooooooooo stressful, I'd say from my experience if you want 10 guys to attend, then invite at least 16.
Now you know why most couples / ladies don't that they are hosting a GB party!
You have got to have patiance of a saont to host a party, oh & don't leave ANYTHING of any value on display, I had a lovely blue towel in my bathroom that some Git nicked from one of my parties Grrrrrrrrrrrr  (sad but true)
So anyone thinking of hosting a party all I can say is 'GOOD LUCK'
But saying all the above I have met some REALLY nice people and it's nice seeing likeminded people having fun + joining in is even better M'mmmmmmm 
Oh and if any ladies or M/F couples reading this want me to arrange a Gangbang Party for them at my flat in North Manchester then let me know and I will give it 100% to cater to your every need / desire to make it a night to remember!!!;-)
Regards: Michael  |
