FabSwingers.com forum: Slow start :(

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I've been on fir over a week now and only managed to get 2 meets, plus a few messages from a couple of growlers

Was expecting a bit more action to be honest.

Is there something that I'm doing wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are very lucky i would be moaning.

Some are on here for a good time before they get a meet.

Just over a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are very lucky i would be moaning.

Some are on here for a good time before they get a meet.

Just over a week

Sorry thats wouldnt be moaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a wind up right ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a wind up right ??"

Got to be reading the profile!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"plus a few messages from a couple of growlers

Thought that was Lorraine Kelly's fanny! Can it type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wondering if this is someone fed up waiting to go back to school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a wind up right ??

Got to be reading the profile!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"plus a few messages from a couple of growlers

Thought that was Lorraine Kelly's fanny! Can it type?"

Yes but it came across a bit muffled to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is when if its not a jokey thread, this profile will be deleted within a short space of time, regardless of if its via forums or lack of upcoming meets...only to return and start the process all over again.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i recognise the bum ..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is when if its not a jokey thread, this profile will be deleted within a short space of time, regardless of if its via forums or lack of upcoming meets...only to return and start the process all over again....."

Eh? Do you still think Monet is better than Mike Yarwood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i think i recognise the bum .........."

If he'd just turn round a bit I'd know for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh? Do you still think Monet is better than Mike Yarwood?

nice restart..wb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the clues are there folks

all we are missing is dinosaurs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im surprised you've had ANY meets given that attitude on your profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all the clues are there folks

all we are missing is dinosaurs !"

ROOOOAAAAARRRRR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im surprised you've had ANY meets given that attitude on your profile!"

Methinks it is not a real verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe his pet dinosaur wrote it for him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all the clues are there folks

all we are missing is dinosaurs !"

Is it our beloved funky from the night garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im surprised you've had ANY meets given that attitude on your profile!

Methinks it is not a real verification

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im surprised you've had ANY meets given that attitude on your profile!"

I prefer to be upfront with folk than arse lick. What you doing tonight? I've got bags of ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 meets in a week is 'kin amazing! Keep doing whatever it is you're doing

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a new can of lynx...that will get queues of willing women at your door.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try a new can of lynx...that will get queues of willing women at your door.

Fuck that, I've got a travel size tube o toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im surprised you've had ANY meets given that attitude on your profile!

Methinks it is not a real verification

Why?"

Ok might not be, but if not I am Minnie Mouse

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"This is a wind up right ??"

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

how many meets in your 1st week did you expect ?

and what rationale did you use to form that number please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"how many meets in your 1st week did you expect ?

and what rationale did you use to form that number please?

I expected to be able to get one whenever i chose!

Okay i knew i might have to drop my standards on occasion when most folk are at work etc. and have to rattle some guffers but get real, there's loads of women on here and they all must be gagging for it, otherwise they'd be on other sites talking about knitting and dish-washers etc., not showing their tits n tuppences to all and sundry!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"how many meets in your 1st week did you expect ?

and what rationale did you use to form that number please?

I expected to be able to get one whenever i chose!

well a very honest answer and thank you.

Your interpretation of swinging and swingers is not a surprise, many think similar to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how many meets in your 1st week did you expect ?

and what rationale did you use to form that number please?

I expected to be able to get one whenever i chose!

I don't show mine

And I enjoy my coffee mornings

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"how many meets in your 1st week did you expect ?

and what rationale did you use to form that number please?

I expected to be able to get one whenever i chose!

I am guessing this has to be a wind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading your profile im suprised you got a meet (1 of your meets must of forgot to veri you)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After reading your profile im suprised you got a meet (1 of your meets must of forgot to veri you)

Nope, I just don't show it because I'm too embarrassed at the amount of praise that was bestowed upon me, I am quite humble really

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I am guessing this has to be a wind up

I have a sneaky feeling it might not be true as well.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I am guessing this has to be a wind up

I have a sneaky feeling it might not be true as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am guessing this has to be a wind up

I have a sneaky feeling it might not be true as well.

You don't know the half of it, literally! I had 4 really but didn't like to boast ( And yes it is true View, I'll give you some tips if you PM me as it looks like you're obviously struggling with your own tactics)

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I am guessing this has to be a wind up

I have a sneaky feeling it might not be true as well.

how very kind of you to offer but I will decline, thank you anyway.

I never send private messages about shags.... just not my style.

keep up the good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haaahaaa best profile on Fab too funny !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've been on fir over a week now and only managed to get 2 meets, plus a few messages from a couple of growlers

Was expecting a bit more action to be honest.

Is there something that I'm doing wrong?

Took longer than expected...

But nothing new there,is there?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am guessing this has to be a wind up

I have a sneaky feeling it might not be true as well.

how very kind of you to offer but I will decline, thank you anyway.

I never send private messages about shags.... just not my style.

keep up the good work"

Neither have I, they message me and fuck me off forums

lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I am guessing this has to be a wind up

I have a sneaky feeling it might not be true as well.

how very kind of you to offer but I will decline, thank you anyway.

I never send private messages about shags.... just not my style.

keep up the good work

Neither have I, they message me and fuck me off forums

lol"

Happy Days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I've been on fir over a week now and only managed to get 2 meets, plus a few messages from a couple of growlers

Was expecting a bit more action to be honest.

Is there something that I'm doing wrong?

Took longer than expected...

But nothing new there,is there?!

Fuck me! Who woke you up?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've been on fir over a week now and only managed to get 2 meets, plus a few messages from a couple of growlers

Was expecting a bit more action to be honest.

Is there something that I'm doing wrong?

Took longer than expected...

But nothing new there,is there?!

Fuck me! Who woke you up?

lol"

You...and your fecking grinding teeth grrrrrr

How long before the penny drops?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saturday night did not constitute a meet no matter how hard you tried...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I've been on fir over a week now and only managed to get 2 meets, plus a few messages from a couple of growlers

Was expecting a bit more action to be honest.

Is there something that I'm doing wrong?

Took longer than expected...

But nothing new there,is there?!

Fuck me! Who woke you up?

lol

You...and your fecking grinding teeth grrrrrr

How long before the penny drops?!"

Haha, could be a while by the look of things!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was waiting for the verification to go up saying he shags like a duracel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was waiting for the verification to go up saying he shags like a duracel"

I never said a word!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I was waiting for the verification to go up saying he shags like a duracel

I never said a word!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your someone who already has a profile on here.

Your arse looks familiiar im sure i saw it before.

There are no desparate women on here we can pick and choose who we converse with.

You however dont!!!

Keeps walking Pal your a disgrace to the genuine men on here.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"I think your someone who already has a profile on here.

Your arse looks familiiar im sure i saw it before.

There are no desparate women on here we can pick and choose who we converse with.

You however dont!!!

Keeps walking Pal your a disgrace to the genuine men on here."

It is a piss take

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I can only think of the well known saying... "If it seems too good to be true, it probably is...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been on here for about 4 months I have not had any meets as of yet!

I have sent many many nice messages too, I have made an effort with my profile and I have pics! I'm also single and have my own place!

Your doing well!!!

Andy

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"i think i recognise the bum ..........

If he'd just turn round a bit I'd know for sure

If he bent over and grasped his ankles, I'd know for sure.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"all the clues are there folks

all we are missing is dinosaurs !

Is it our beloved funky from the night garden

No it's not, I've rumbled him....welcome back you maniac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was rumbled a while ago lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've just noticed the thread, took me about 6 posts and reading the profile, so I didn't get down as far as the battery boy refs before I posted.....actually I think Funky's bum's better, but I've not seen it in real life

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Well I've been on fir over a week now and only managed to get 2 meets, plus a few messages from a couple of growlers

Oh, and even think of referring to me or the PM I just sent you as a growler and I'll have your bollocks for ear-rings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are very lucky i would be moaning.

Some are on here for a good time before they get a meet.

Just over a week

I wouldn't say no to a good time before a meet either, how does that one work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I've been on fir over a week now and only managed to get 2 meets, plus a few messages from a couple of growlers

Oh, and even think of referring to me or the PM I just sent you as a growler and I'll have your bollocks for ear-rings

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haaahaaa best profile on Fab too funny !"

Haha, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone beat me round the head

Every bloomin time i fall for it.

I think that bottom needs a good smacking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two meets in a week? - share the love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haaahaaa best profile on Fab too funny !

Haha, thanks

No problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone beat me round the head

Every bloomin time i fall for it.

I think that bottom needs a good smacking

Beat you around the head???

What with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can someone beat me round the head

Every bloomin time i fall for it.

I think that bottom needs a good smacking

Ooh, you saucy devil! lol

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