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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know this had been done to death, but...... What is vwe?? I have always thought of myself as average in size but quite a thick girth. But after receiving countless mails off men claiming to be vwe I am contemplating upgrading myself to vwe as I appear to be much bigger than them. Even more so when I stick the cock ring Nicky got me lol. So..... The question is what is vwe and if your a male do you consider yourself vwe??

Thanks.

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By *inkyScot22Man
over a year ago

Anniesland

It's in the glossary on this site:

VWE

Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE refers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So 8 inch would give how many V's??

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Think we should award him VVWE, don't you?

I know some of the older forums would have awarded less, but it's the first of the month, and we've got a new re-stock of VVWE badges to aware

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say VWE would be over 8...VVWE over 10...

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By *ance66Man
over a year ago

tewkesbury

i thought it meant very well educated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i thought it meant very well educated "

pmsl

but i like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I consider myself VWE but after being told by various females, I'm 8" and believe average male size is 5 and half"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People have different views on this.

Depends on how greedy the person is!

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By *ance66Man
over a year ago

tewkesbury

i forgot single guys on here arent educated so it must be wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's in the glossary on this site:

VWE

Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE refers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply"."

i wonder how many men will change thier profile to say VWE to try increase thier chances of getting laid lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


" i wonder how many men will change thier profile to say VWE to try increase thier chances of getting laid lol "

Think they had foresight, and they already did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that in standard Si (Swinging Information) units a WVE Penis equals

0.9 SR's (Sky Remotes)

1.3 LC's (Lynx Cans)

1.116 CCC's (Cocka Cola Cans)

1.2 DPG's (Dead Pint Glass)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think that in standard Si (Swinging Information) units a WVE Penis equals

0.9 SR's (Sky Remotes)

1.3 LC's (Lynx Cans)

1.116 CCC's (Cocka Cola Cans)

1.2 DPG's (Dead Pint Glass)

"
what about a standard carling can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think that in standard Si (Swinging Information) units a WVE Penis equals

0.9 SR's (Sky Remotes)

1.3 LC's (Lynx Cans)

1.116 CCC's (Cocka Cola Cans)

1.2 DPG's (Dead Pint Glass)

what about a standard carling can "

Heavens, I had to stop somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell....I must just be classed as "endowed" then...it's a good job i've got a half decent personality or i'd be f****d (or not as the case may be)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this had been done to death, but...... What is vwe?? I have always thought of myself as average in size but quite a thick girth. But after receiving countless mails off men claiming to be vwe I am contemplating upgrading myself to vwe as I appear to be much bigger than them. Even more so when I stick the cock ring Nicky got me lol. So..... The question is what is vwe and if your a male do you consider yourself vwe??

Thanks."

IMHO - no idea - and don't get hung up on numbers!!

I've been in many a situation where guys have been present that have 'huge' and 'vwe' plastered all over their profiles and have the usual profile names singing their own praises!

I think many do it to boost interest - and I've been often accused of posting pics for the same reason! I've never considered that that's what I'm doing (although everyone's entitled to their opinion - and of course to choose the content of their own profile!!) - in just portraying accurate images of myself to let others decide whether I'm their cup of tea!

I've also seen my share of 'penis envy' and 'performance anxiety' when men are stupid enough to start comparing and worrying about whether they'll measure up!

At the end of the day - if it works and your company is satisfied and happy - does it really matter who's bigger than who?

Cos at the age most of us are at - bar surgery there's SFA we can do about it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grrr confused now i don't know what to class myself as lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grrr confused now i don't know what to class myself as lol "

male?

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

you poor guys, i do feel for ya , well only if you are VWE !!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a thought but for the ones moaning about what has been advertised compared to the reality, could you not simply make a claim if you've been miss sold an endowment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's in the glossary on this site:

VWE

Very well endowed. Refers to a gentleman's penis, usually one over 7" in length. VVWE refers to a Very Very Well Endowed gentleman. More V's equals more length. As in "Only VVWE guys need apply".

i wonder how many men will change thier profile to say VWE to try increase thier chances of getting laid lol "

Would put me off

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

What would a woman want someone who is well endowed and last all night or vvvwe who only last two mins let the ladys work it out they will tell you don't get Hung up about it some like big some like average it'd not up to us its down to the girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted only 6.5 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the man behind the cock is a bigger cock than his cock then i for sure wouldnt be interested so not all about cock size..I find it hilarious when a cock is measured against a beer can/remote control, us women just use good old fashioned 34DD when advertising our breast size. lol

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By *ickaLiciouseMan
over a year ago

Macclesfield


"i thought it meant very well educated "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the man behind the cock is a bigger cock than his cock then i for sure wouldnt be interested so not all about cock size..I find it hilarious when a cock is measured against a beer can/remote control, us women just use good old fashioned 34DD when advertising our breast size. lol "

Can anybody remember those novelty necklaces that were around in the late seventies, with the miniature cans of Colt 45, Double Diamond etc. dangling from them?

If so, has anybody still got one that they don't want and wouldn't mind letting me have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao..im going to go on ebay and have a look-see hahaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmao..im going to go on ebay and have a look-see hahaaa "

Bollocks! Never though of ebay, this could prove expensive now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently highest bidder at 140 dollars for a grape fanta one on US site lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want me to send you a picture... haha! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want me to send you a picture... haha! x"

You should be ok - i'm pretty sure they have pictures on ebay!

Otherwise how do you know what you're buying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want me to send you a picture... haha! x

You should be ok - i'm pretty sure they have pictures on ebay!

Otherwise how do you know what you're buying?

"

Good point, I'd be fucking fuming if my miniature double diamond can arrived as a party seven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had another thought, does anybody have an action man gripping hand they don't need either? Gonna have to hold the can with something!

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate


"Just had another thought, does anybody have an action man gripping hand they don't need either? Gonna have to hold the can with something! "

That's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i thought it meant very well educated "

so did i !!! bollox.... gonna have to change my profile now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had another thought, does anybody have an action man gripping hand they don't need either? Gonna have to hold the can with something! "

While your on eBay checking your bid - just search the dolls section! Lol

And no inflatables!!!!

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By *aveandkate35Couple
over a year ago

telford

Is it safe to presume a man decided the meaning of VWE?

In every thread I read based around " length or girth" the resounding message is "girth everytime"

So what's the tla for very girthy? - surely that would be more use to the ladies? AND what constitutes girthy???

Kate definately has a strong dislike for "long thin ones" so some bloke waving a 10 inch cocktail stick at her does nothing for her, yet he'd be well within his right to say he's VVVVWE.

Maybe Very Good Girth??? VGG lol

D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it safe to presume a man decided the meaning of VWE?

In every thread I read based around " length or girth" the resounding message is "girth everytime"

So what's the tla for very girthy? - surely that would be more use to the ladies? AND what constitutes girthy???

Kate definately has a strong dislike for "long thin ones" so some bloke waving a 10 inch cocktail stick at her does nothing for her, yet he'd be well within his right to say he's VVVVWE.

Maybe Very Good Girth??? VGG lol

D"

You could end up with more letters after your name than your average university professor!

Sir Bob Hugeknob VWE VGG BBC HLAD

(Hung like a donkey!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i thought it meant very well educated "

Haha

To be honest for quite some time I actually thought it stood for Volkswagen Engineer.

Could never understand why men kept blocking me when I simply asked them if they were willing to take a look at my camshaft (To be fair I think autocorrect had a bit part to play in some of this when it replaced the 'a' with a 'u'). I suppose, like everything else in life, you live and learn!

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

VWE = Volkswagon Estate

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By *rat32Couple
over a year ago

North Notts

Is there similar terminology for a ladies tightness? Vtp!? (very tight pussy)

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By *ickaLiciouseMan
over a year ago

Macclesfield


"Is there similar terminology for a ladies tightness? Vtp!? (very tight pussy) "

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I'm happy with my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there similar terminology for a ladies tightness? Vtp!? (very tight pussy) "

Bucket fanny to mouse's ear on a sliding scale.

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

less than 1% of men have it over 10inches.

Alot of people here have 5-6 inches and say/think they have 8+ inches. This is all because they like to measure it from the tip of the head down to the bottom of the ball sack and thats not how it works.

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By *rat32Couple
over a year ago

North Notts


"Is there similar terminology for a ladies tightness? Vtp!? (very tight pussy)

Bucket fanny to mouse's ear on a sliding scale. "

I'm presuming that sliding wouldn't be optional with bucket fanny and difficult with mouse's ear!?

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By *heekygeordieguyMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Its not the size that counts, its what you can do with it that matters,from my experience anyway....whats the point of WE, VWE, VVWE or even VVVWE..everyone to their own, and all are happy one way or the other.!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there similar terminology for a ladies tightness? Vtp!? (very tight pussy)

Bucket fanny to mouse's ear on a sliding scale. "

But we'd probably see lots of profiles with mouses ear and none with bucket fanny, so back to square one!

XXXX

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