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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please help me! PLEASE HELP ME! My partner has only had two partners one of which is obviously me. The previous partner was massively endowed, due to this, my average manhood isn't touching the sides of my mans slack n flappy love nest. Could anyone sugest some padding options (non surgical). Please stop my hell................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get him to do exercises to tighten it again, or read the 10 and a half dildo thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you told him he has a slack and flappy love nest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you told him he has a slack and flappy love nest?

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I don't like to say anything, but not sure if he has noticed the comings and goings of the nesting swallows yet! I'm so upset about this.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get him to do exercises to tighten it again, or read the 10 and a half dildo thread"
He doesn't cycle anymore and says his balance has gone, but i know its the seat thats gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubble wrap round your average manhood perhaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bubble wrap round your average manhood perhaps "
First thing I tried, but he mentioned something about being fucked by the "rice crispie men". I don't think he noticed though......

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

You can get dildos which go over your cock to extend it.

Failing that wrap it in lots of loo roll before you put the condom on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".

Failing that wrap it in lots of loo roll before you put the condom on "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can get dildos which go over your cock to extend it.

Failing that wrap it in lots of loo roll before you put the condom on "
Thanks for the advise, I will definitly have to try this. You must be an Engineer or a scientist with this advise. Thanks again......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're serious (which I doubt) then making your cock bigger isn't the answer. If he has a slack arse, I would be very worried & send him off to get sewn up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buy an e-stim setup with an anal electrode. these are used clinically like a slendertone to tighten up the musculature

;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"buy an e-stim setup with an anal electrode. these are used clinically like a slendertone to tighten up the musculature

;)"
Thanks for the advice, I'm on a very (unlike my mans poop chute) tight budget, so I'll maybe just wire him up to the mains anally while he sleeps.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you're serious (which I doubt) then making your cock bigger isn't the answer. If he has a slack arse, I would be very worried & send him off to get sewn up! "
I'm sorry you doubt my genuine stance which rather upsets me as this has been wrecking our lives, and could be the last straw to me reporting you for harrasment.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard someone has a 10.5, and 12.5inch dildo somewhere using anally...maybe find them...as they are prob an expert in helping fill this void

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I heard someone has a 10.5, and 12.5inch dildo somewhere using anally...maybe find them...as they are prob an expert in helping fill this void"
Are you sugesting som how attaching the afore mentioned dildo to my penis? Yes, yes, yes, could see this being a solution. Thank you very much for your input!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard someone has a 10.5, and 12.5inch dildo somewhere using anally...maybe find them...as they are prob an expert in helping fill this void Are you sugesting som how attaching the afore mentioned dildo to my penis? Yes, yes, yes, could see this being a solution. Thank you very much for your input!"

dont actually remember putting any 'input' in...maybe I was d*unk...did he enjoy it???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I heard someone has a 10.5, and 12.5inch dildo somewhere using anally...maybe find them...as they are prob an expert in helping fill this void Are you sugesting som how attaching the afore mentioned dildo to my penis? Yes, yes, yes, could see this being a solution. Thank you very much for your input!

dont actually remember putting any 'input' in...maybe I was d*unk...did he enjoy it???"
So in effect you are a "TIME WASTER" , button your lip as i've got some serious sexual issues to get resolved here today. By some knowledgeable professionals......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're serious (which I doubt) then making your cock bigger isn't the answer. If he has a slack arse, I would be very worried & send him off to get sewn up! I'm sorry you doubt my genuine stance which rather upsets me as this has been wrecking our lives, and could be the last straw to me reporting you for harrasment....."

What exactly would you report me for please? Replying to a post in an open forum is hardly harassment is it. If this really is wrecking your lives then perhaps avoid comments about wiring him up to the tv to tighten his arse

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By *ayb1970Man
over a year ago

Somerset

bubble wrap lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it with the lights off and use your fist instead or a suitably sized vegetable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sew his bum hole up a bit like when a lady has her virginity reinstated lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a fleshlight up there?

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By *rystal denisonWoman
over a year ago

trowbridge

his bum will tighten up if he works on it tell him it wud help you otherwise 6 months no anal and his bum hole shud be smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard bargepoles are great for widening the arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've heard bargepoles are great for widening the arse"
This's the kind of response I expect from an imbisile, tighten the hoop tighten. If you have no sensible advice of your own pilfer from else where on the forum but not stretch, this's the problem, TO BIG IN THE DUNGER

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"I've heard bargepoles are great for widening the arse This's the kind of response I expect from an imbisile, tighten the hoop tighten. If you have no sensible advice of your own pilfer from else where on the forum but not stretch, this's the problem, TO BIG IN THE DUNGER"

Try keeping a packed lunch up there and that will take up some of the slack, so to speak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard bargepoles are great for widening the arse This's the kind of response I expect from an imbisile, tighten the hoop tighten. If you have no sensible advice of your own pilfer from else where on the forum but not stretch, this's the problem, TO BIG IN THE DUNGER

Try keeping a packed lunch up there and that will take up some of the slack, so to speak! "

And if that doesn't work at least you can stick your head up there and have a snack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard bargepoles are great for widening the arse This's the kind of response I expect from an imbisile, tighten the hoop tighten. If you have no sensible advice of your own pilfer from else where on the forum but not stretch, this's the problem, TO BIG IN THE DUNGER

Try keeping a packed lunch up there and that will take up some of the slack, so to speak!

And if that doesn't work at least you can stick your head up there and have a snack "

mmmmMMMM barnacles n cock...les crunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've heard bargepoles are great for widening the arse This's the kind of response I expect from an imbisile, tighten the hoop tighten. If you have no sensible advice of your own pilfer from else where on the forum but not stretch, this's the problem, TO BIG IN THE DUNGER

Try keeping a packed lunch up there and that will take up some of the slack, so to speak!

And if that doesn't work at least you can stick your head up there and have a snack

mmmmMMMM barnacles n cock...les crunch"

make sure you floss afterwards !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet rolls, sticky back plastic and pipe cleaners ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toilet rolls, sticky back plastic and pipe cleaners ..."

Did you make one earlier?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Enough of your fantastic ideas people and I thank you all very much but all to no avail. I've thought of the answer mysel. For this I need, A. 5 blue valium tablets, B. litre of vodka 1 of. Feed my darling the laced vodka till he passes out. Then insert the prearranged deflated beach ball, making sure to leave the inflation nozzle outward. Inflate and enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bubble wrap round your average manhood perhaps "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so no-one learned the don't feed the Troll aspect of the internet then?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"so no-one learned the don't feed the Troll aspect of the internet then? "

But controlled feeding time can be fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so no-one learned the don't feed the Troll aspect of the internet then?

But controlled feeding time can be fun! "

Well that's true!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"so no-one learned the don't feed the Troll aspect of the internet then?

But controlled feeding time can be fun!

Well that's true! "

Go on, throw them a doughnut!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so no-one learned the don't feed the Troll aspect of the internet then?

But controlled feeding time can be fun!

Well that's true!

Go on, throw them a doughnut! "
Yes, Yes, Yes a cling film wrapped 5 doughnut packer could be the solution since the beach ball burst, thank you for your sugestion madame. X

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I spose another answer is for your partner to become the top for a change...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cavity wall insulation

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Cavity wall insulation "

That expanding foam?

Class!

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