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Better words for C..nt more powerful than pussy and NOT ugly

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By *ncutgem OP   Man
over a year ago

Bath ish

The c word comes from cuntha meaning power And there is no more apropriate wird for a wonans power or indeed all of her bits togeteher that are NOT separate medical bits AND I dont want to see Gash thats just revolting

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Undercarriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge got to love jay in tje inbetweeners

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Growler

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Growler"

Definitely powerful

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

city

Yoni.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holiest of holies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Church of pleasure

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Quim "

This always makes me think of The Mighty Quinn

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Quim

This always makes me think of The Mighty Quinn "

Cum on without

Cum on within

You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quim

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Bicester

Speak friend and you may enter the wet mines of Moria. This is very powerful if they have beasties living down there too....

Twat. The T sound is naturally powerful to say, or read.

We like the silly names, like front bum. Or just giving a normal human name. "So, how's Geoff doing today?"

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Mothers lips

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Gates of heaven

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

The cash point

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Penis fly trap

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Sugar plum

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Magic triangle..

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

The love boat

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Honey pot

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Niagara falls

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Pandora's box

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Jewel of the Nile

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Treasure trove

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Penis fly trap

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"Quim

This always makes me think of The Mighty Quinn "

Did he play for Newcastle?

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By *onnynclaireCouple
over a year ago

Reading

Whispering eye

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Slit

Fanny

Tuppy

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cum bucket

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Touche. x

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

We like the old fashioned "Beaver"

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Beetle bonnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love tunnel

Cum safe

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By *aulnorthumberlandMan
over a year ago

Blyth

Lady garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nun

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By *aulnorthumberlandMan
over a year ago

Blyth

I drank from the cup of love

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By *aulnorthumberlandMan
over a year ago

Blyth


"Quim

This always makes me think of The Mighty Quinn

Did he play for Newcastle? "

Scored 4 on his debut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comfort Inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladygarden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy grail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina?

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By *konCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Cunt is the only word that works

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Minge

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By *etanoiaWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Quim

This always makes me think of The Mighty Quinn

Cum on without

Cum on within

You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quim

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That made me laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman once said....look at my butterfly and watch me spread her wings....

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

Purse?... hairy pasty? Tunnel of love?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you don't really heard it called a twat anymore lol.. the first name i knew lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axe wound

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Vag is better than vagina and not insulting like the C

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By *omsubdevonCouple
over a year ago

Newton Abbot

Muff

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C yoU Next Tuesday

I do like Panty Hamster.

It conjours up a lot of images like hibernating for a few days each month, some can be aggressive and demanding, needs regular attention, some very fury, some no so much...

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By *Xtriple7Couple
over a year ago

N Peterborough.

Spunk trumpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport


"The c word comes from cuntha meaning power And there is no more apropriate wird for a wonans power or indeed all of her bits togeteher that are NOT separate medical bits AND I dont want to see Gash thats just revolting"

The entomology of cunt mentions nothing about power, where have you got that from?

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

Hairy front bottom and flange

KM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The c word comes from cuntha meaning power And there is no more apropriate wird for a wonans power or indeed all of her bits togeteher that are NOT separate medical bits AND I dont want to see Gash thats just revolting

The entomology of cunt mentions nothing about power, where have you got that from?"

Cynthia is a Hindu word depicting idiot. It was given to Vishnu's mother in reincarnation hense ViCuntha. She could have been powerful too

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By *ncutgem OP   Man
over a year ago

Bath ish


"The c word comes from cuntha meaning power And there is no more apropriate wird for a wonans power or indeed all of her bits togeteher that are NOT separate medical bits AND I dont want to see Gash thats just revolting

There's always an expert that knows everything try looking up Kuntha but then yo u know everything

The entomology of cunt mentions nothing about power, where have you got that from?"

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By *reya!Woman
over a year ago

The fun palace

Black n decker pecker wrecker

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By *arc 999Man
over a year ago

Tyrone

Why not leave it as it is,if you like great, if not ignore, disregard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love licking a polly xx

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

The Kevin Wilson song “You Can’t Say Cunt in Canada” has some suggestions...

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Cock sock

Rat (get ya rat owt)

Furry cup

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood


"Quim

This always makes me think of The Mighty Quinn "

Lol I always sing the mighty quim as well

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood


"Penis fly trap "

This made me laugh

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By *he fab twoCouple
over a year ago

brentwood

Anyone ever called it a fanny anymore?

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By *ubmissive Cuckold CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pussy

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Lady pocket, you can put your hand in it.

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By *p4u69Man
over a year ago

Guernsey

The Growler if it's natural or the Sphynx for trimmed or shaved.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Panini

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

I use mound when writing erotic stories and poetry, maybe not powerful but sounds erotic and descriptive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash I hear a lot from youngsters

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I use mound when writing erotic stories and poetry, maybe not powerful but sounds erotic and descriptive."

Short for Mound of Venus ?

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By *.W CPLCouple
over a year ago

PRESTON

A wizards sleeve

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes


"I use mound when writing erotic stories and poetry, maybe not powerful but sounds erotic and descriptive.

Short for Mound of Venus ?"

Yes but the whole term doesn't lend well in verse so mound gives a visual description whilst using a pleasant description, it usually descends into other descriptions and the tension builds firther into the verses but starts with mound, I hate most of the slang terms for what essentially is a gift from the gods, describe it nicely and treat it with respect and the rewards will be richer.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

There is no better word IMO

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By *rimtonMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Beef curtains

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

The juicy peach

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By *mamonkeeCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

Cunny

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

There's no better word if a woman is using it in bed

Unless it's feck off you Cnut !

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Pleasure pit

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Love shaft

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By *etro1940sCouple
over a year ago

Kingston upon Thames

Quim is classy

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Wookey hole

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Fillet o fish

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Kipper

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love pudding

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Spampurse.

You're welcome

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By *andM25Couple
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

Snooch

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Slot..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jardin de femme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded axe wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loosely packed kebab

Foofie

Lala (like the teletubbies)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willy Wallet

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge


"Clunge got to love jay in tje inbetweeners "

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge


"Cunt is the only word that works "

And what a truly gorgeous cunt you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SuperCunt

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By *iger-NWMan
over a year ago

Preston

Betty

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"There is no better word IMO"

Agreed, having read all the others the one that stands out is the one rejected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jade Gate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flange

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Cock pit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to remember Germaine Greer advocating for the use of Cunt

Im sure it was on channel 4 at like 7pm around Hollyoaks time lol

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

Little piece of Heaven ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Purse?... hairy pasty? Tunnel of love?!! "

Hairy Pasty

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By *ncutgem OP   Man
over a year ago

Bath ish

I draw the line at piss flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pretty sure germaine greer was a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pretty sure germaine greer was a cunt

"

I'm not really saying she is or is not lol

Just found it amusing

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I seem to remember Germaine Greer advocating for the use of Cunt

Im sure it was on channel 4 at like 7pm around Hollyoaks time lol "

I think I remember this one: the was a reference to the street in London called Gropecunt Lane.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Quim is classy "

It almost quivers as you say it!

A quim trembler would make a nice expression.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I've just lifted this gem of a phrase from another currently active thread:

"no fucking mask on or anything, why open the fucking door I think???"

Therein lies our answer to this thread

'The Fucking Door'!!!

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By *igDickSwansMan
over a year ago

Swansea City Centre

hahaha it means vagina.... it means vagina

haha love roles models

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By *ickheadcuntCouple
over a year ago

Cork Ireland

That's our name fecked lol

Cunty

Foof

To be fair it's all about context

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Panty hamster, cock wallet, hairy axe wound, notorious V.A.G , all good, but for me, my favourite is the good old minge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nono (Maori for vagina)

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By *roy9Man
over a year ago

London

Holy Grail

Love the penis Fly Trap one x

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By *iveralandssklpMan
over a year ago

Turkey


"Pussy "

Yes I think that is the best

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Pussy for when non sexually aroused, cunt for when very turned on. A very dirty word to use, especially when used by a woman. And very hot!

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By *ev JamesMan
over a year ago

Newport

Snatch,flange or Otters pocket.

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By *KAholeandgloryCouple
over a year ago

exeter

Can’t believe no one has said chuff

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"The c word comes from cuntha meaning power And there is no more apropriate wird for a wonans power or indeed all of her bits togeteher that are NOT separate medical bits AND I dont want to see Gash thats just revolting"

Err...vagina?

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By *reemyspiritawakenmysoulWoman
over a year ago

coventry

Chuff is my fav word also my partners *bring that chuff here let me inspect it and taste it ,orders orders anyway its chuffing along nicely

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By *KAholeandgloryCouple
over a year ago

exeter


"Chuff is my fav word also my partners *bring that chuff here let me inspect it and taste it ,orders orders anyway its chuffing along nicely "

YES someone else with the same thinking as me. Wife says it’s just me that’s made the word up lol

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By *dx69Man
over a year ago

London

Cluff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon drapes

Blurt

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By *ajandrose2Couple
over a year ago

tamworth

Punani

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gateway to her guts.

Gotta love a bit of Kevin Bloody Wilson

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

I quite like mine called me twat !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coochie

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Crack because it’s so addictive

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

There's a place in Essex called Vange.

I've thought long and hard about where the word might have come from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The c word comes from cuntha meaning power And there is no more apropriate wird for a wonans power or indeed all of her bits togeteher that are NOT separate medical bits AND I dont want to see Gash thats just revolting"

The power comes from the ugliness, just like the N word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gucci

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The bribe - always useful to get our own way lol

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By *chievearenaCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

The Victorians had the perfect solution to this, aptly right down the middle! As found in historical erotica, and beautifully described as a 'Cunny'. However, I'm ok with using all 3 for mine, depending on the situation at the time!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Fur burger.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Growler"

Similar, but Gruffler.

Seriously though, it's usually pussy early on in the conversation, and if it goes the right way, It'll reach as far as Cunt. It's all about context.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whisker Biscuit.

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

The house of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for any repeats....TL;DR

Muff

Cock slot

Axe wound

Mauve envelope

Sausage wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beavers pocket or good old fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Power flower

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By *edhead72Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

Fu fu

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"[Removed by poster at 31/01/21 12:14:41]"

Minge

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"[Removed by poster at 31/01/21 12:14:41]

Minge

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Penis fly trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef cutins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina.

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By *anther and gothic angelCouple
over a year ago

fairy land

Original word before it became c##t...cunny

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

Sorry but cunt is a very sexy word in the bedroom

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Fifi or nou nou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Furry lasoo

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Sorry but cunt is a very sexy word in the bedroom"

this is totally true, no other word needed.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire


"The c word comes from cuntha meaning power And there is no more apropriate wird for a wonans power or indeed all of her bits togeteher that are NOT separate medical bits AND I dont want to see Gash thats just revolting"

We use the term Bippi.

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By *elenshubbyMan
over a year ago

Uxbridge

Cunt from quaint, I believe.

Jade Gate is a nice phrase I've used

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By *elenshubbyMan
over a year ago

Uxbridge

Cunt from quaint, I believe.

Jade Gate is a nice phrase I've used

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Mothers lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie moo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First, a brief word about cunts. This word for the female genital arrangement is one which some people find unusually challenging for political reasons rather than the usual ones to do with good taste. Or rather, so the reasoning goes, the c-word is unusually powerful because the culture finds vaginas unusually distasteful.

Therefore its use is misogynistic and a feminist no-no. I have some sympathy for this view, and the one and only time I got to work with Rik Mayall he gave me an affectionate telling-off for ignoring it. I used the word in reference to the channel controller who had cancelled Bottom. Rik, one of the 1980's pioneers of non-sexist comedy, corrected his idle student. 'No no, darling! Cunts are lovely! Cunts are wonderful things! She wasn't a cunt. She was a spoonful of the Devil's cum!'

Robert Webb

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By *lub coupleCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Grisle gripper

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By *lub coupleCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Grisle gripper

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

Taking inspiration from folk music:

The bonny black hare.

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By *urzellMan
over a year ago

Hornsea


"Growler"

Love a nice growler lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gates of heaven "

I like this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink purse

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Vertical smile

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Fluffy dirtbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puussey

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By *andilondonCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

Fuckditch

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By *ookMan
over a year ago

london

A friend used ‘badly packed kebab’ ...lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A friend used ‘badly packed kebab’ ...lol "

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By *LEX DUMASMan
over a year ago

WALSALL .butts near Arboretum

Flange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend used ‘badly packed kebab’ ...lol "

Smashed lasagne

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