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By *uriocouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

rayleigh

Ok, so what is the best method? Thanks in advance!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Hosepipe...but careful in this weather, you dont want impaling on an icey pipe cube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hosepipe...but careful in this weather, you dont want impaling on an icey pipe cube"

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Are you serious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what a bottle brush is?

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Pinner

Get a douche - YouTube how to douche

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By *ex-BombsCouple
over a year ago

Flitwick

Rubber douche! Easy to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use a Douche..ordered it off lovehoney..We love our pegging and anal fun yehaw..

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

at first sight I assumed this thread was going to be about something similar to naked housemaids!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"at first sight I assumed this thread was going to be about something similar to naked housemaids!"

Or should I say 'naked housework' as it is frequently men offering to do it!

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

Simple Douche has always worked well for me

R xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I favour a proper douche like a ball with a tube attached, just fill with lukewarm water and lie on left side when applying it. You may need to use lube when inserting. Sit on toilet and don't push until you feel it all begin to empty and wait until it is all empty. Repeat until you are happy. It is something you cannot rush but 10 to 15 mins as part of getting ready and you will feel clean and confident. Obviously shower afterwards.

I don't think remarks about hosepipes, bog brushes etc. are very helpful when someone asks a genuine question! Tasmin.

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

Pinner


" Obviously shower afterwards.

I don't think remarks about hosepipes, bog brushes etc. are very helpful when someone asks a genuine question! Tasmin. "

Spot on!

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By *asil999Man
over a year ago

barnsley


"Get a douche - YouTube how to douche

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Good old YouTube haha

Thats is my method too,, you can get shower attachments too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ride your bike naked through a car wash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ride your bike naked through a car wash."

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once a woman I was seeing suggested we have anal sex. But she insisted that she cleaned her arse first. So she took the head off the shower and shoved the shower hose up her bum. Seemed to work, if you catch my drift. thumb)

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough


"I favour a proper douche like a ball with a tube attached, just fill with lukewarm water and lie on left side when applying it. You may need to use lube when inserting. Sit on toilet and don't push until you feel it all begin to empty and wait until it is all empty. Repeat until you are happy. It is something you cannot rush but 10 to 15 mins as part of getting ready and you will feel clean and confident. Obviously shower afterwards.

I don't think remarks about hosepipes, bog brushes etc. are very helpful when someone asks a genuine question! Tasmin. "

Well said ladies - I couldn’t agree more xx

I would be very wary of using anything that exerts a constant pressure ... or flow - until I knew what I was doing or how to do it. There is significant risk of doing damage this way... or creating a longer term ‘evacuation’ issue if you put too much water in.

Go with bulb douche in the first instance, simple, cheap, easy to use - and controllable!

Good luck, and enjoy it xxx

R xxx

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By *inabushCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Top tip ! The usual black flexible douche you can buy from lovehoney also has the same thread as the shower attachment. Just saying !! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty pants=clean bottom as Rik from the Young Ones once said

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Manage your diet and schedule. The small douches are fine. Research the need for douching and potentially issues from it too, including overdoing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *aughtyloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull


"Once a woman I was seeing suggested we have anal sex. But she insisted that she cleaned her arse first. So she took the head off the shower and shoved the shower hose up her bum. Seemed to work, if you catch my drift. thumb)"

We have an attachment that fits on the shower head when needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pressure washer

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill


"Once a woman I was seeing suggested we have anal sex. But she insisted that she cleaned her arse first. So she took the head off the shower and shoved the shower hose up her bum. Seemed to work, if you catch my drift. thumb)

We have an attachment that fits on the shower head when needed "

I am sure some of the faecal matter/water makes its way back to the shower hose once the shower is turned down/off ... wouldn’t want to shower with that in future.

I don’t do anal at all, but if I did I’d use a traditional enema/douche rather than contaminate my whole shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local Garage, Jetwash/Drive through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say wait till you're 55 and the NHS will do it for you just before they inspect your insides with a shufti-scope - but you're already past that! Maybe just remember how they did it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought a simple douche, works fine.

J

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Cuckolds tongue is effective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once a woman I was seeing suggested we have anal sex. But she insisted that she cleaned her arse first. So she took the head off the shower and shoved the shower hose up her bum. Seemed to work, if you catch my drift. thumb)

We have an attachment that fits on the shower head when needed

I am sure some of the faecal matter/water makes its way back to the shower hose once the shower is turned down/off ... wouldn’t want to shower with that in future.

I don’t do anal at all, but if I did I’d use a traditional enema/douche rather than contaminate my whole shower "

No, she pulled the shower hose out while it was still running. Then used the water to wash away any detritus.

But you are probably right about it not being very hygienic.

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