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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mott the Hoople -

All the young dudes carrying the nudes

Dexys Midnight Runners -

C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans

Any more?

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

Queen - killler queen ... Drop of a hat - sounds like Rubber band!

Also Hot Chocolate... famous one .. wear a bra toy sexy thing is actually ‘where you from you sexy thing’

R x

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Since I was a teenager I heard and sung along to "hop along soldier" ... although I'm not British, I've lived here for over 30 years and it's only in the last 10 years or so that someone pointed out the error of my way .

The song is actually Buffalo Soldier from Bob Marley

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By *inglenfreeMan
over a year ago

london

I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Tesco

Super Trooper Abba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message In A Bottle"....The Police:

*A year has passed since I broke my nose*

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Mott the Hoople -

All the young dudes carrying the nudes

Dexys Midnight Runners -

C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans

Any more?

"

Peter Kay does a great routine on this.

Just let me staple the vicar (we're family)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dreadlock Holiday"...10cc

*Don't you cramp my style. Don't you pee on me, bitch*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Drove All Night"...Cyndi Lauper

*I drove all night...crapped in your room*

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

We built this city,

We built this city on sausage rolls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady Gaga and arianna grande - rain on me

Real lyrics: i’d rather be dry but at least i’m alive

I hear: i’d rather be d*unk but at least am alive

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By *usttrymeMan
over a year ago

kettering

Shower the horse im done instead of ciao addios im done.. cant remember by who.. fairly recent ish

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By *ommy75Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Atomic Kitten

You can lick my hole again

Tom Jones- Deliah

I saw the light of the night as she pissed out the window

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By *edfred77Couple
over a year ago

warrington

When I listen to rock you like a hurricane by the scorpions..I hear rock you like harry kane!!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Calling Jamaica from the Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite.

Apparently it's meant to be call me when you try to wake her up but I can't believe it, that's far too many syllables.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do) by Christopher Cross.

"Arthur, he does as he pleases, all of his life he's messed his trousers".

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Silhouettes by Hermans Hermits.

"Let me in or else I'll pee down your door".

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Neil Diamond singing about

the Reverend Blue Jeans

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

One for the Northern Soul people - You Didn't Say A Word by Yvonne Baker.

"That's when you came along, but what the fuck was wrong?"

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

So lonely by The Police

"Sue Lawley"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter kay done an amazing stand up with mis heard song lyrics

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By *aughty.little.secretCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

I swear until I've just read this i thought it was d*unk too

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"So lonely by The Police

"Sue Lawley"

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Neil Diamond singing about

the Reverend Blue Jeans"

I’m with you on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucille by Kenny Rogers.

When I was little I thought he was singing ' you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille...4 hundred children and a crop in the field'

It's actually '4 hungry children'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathe by the Prodigy...

I thought the repeated lyric was ``Don`t bite my brain`` when it's ``Come play my game`` and I only discovered very recently that I had it all wrong

wtf anyway it's a good line...``Don`t bite my brain`` even if it is made up

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By *ensual massagerMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Atomic Kitten

You can lick my hole again

Tom Jones- Deliah

I saw the light of the night as she pissed out the window "

I can't unhear that now. Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucille by Kenny Rogers.

When I was little I thought he was singing ' you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille...4 hundred children and a crop in the field'

It's actually '4 hungry children'

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OMG I always thought it was 400 children too

Just untill this minute

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

The clash, Rock ths casbah. For years i thought they were singing "fuck the gas board"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucille by Kenny Rogers.

When I was little I thought he was singing ' you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille...4 hundred children and a crop in the field'

It's actually '4 hungry children'

OMG I always thought it was 400 children too

Just untill this minute "

I used to think it's no wonder she left him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was a croc in the field

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

"Peter kay done an amazing stand up with mis heard song lyrics "

It is on YouTube ... one of his funnier ones

R x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe in miracles

I believe in Malcolm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jimi Hendrix

Excuse me while I kiss this guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jimi Hendrix

Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

Isn't that the lyric cos that's what I thought it is too... Now I gotta look up the lyrics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s

Excuse me while I kiss the sky

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Sowing The Seeds Of Love - Tears For Fears

"Food goes to waste, so nice to eat, some masturbate".

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By *parky4gMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Died with his dick hard close to his hand

Should be

Died with his guitar close to his band

Otis Reading I think

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By *lpha376Man
over a year ago

thanet

"Lady Gaga and arianna grande - rain on me

Real lyrics: i’d rather be dry but at least i’m alive

I hear: i’d rather be d*unk but at least am alive

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You are joking.. I actually thought it was d*unk... Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boomtown rats... tell me why I don’t like Monkeys?

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By *urboTongue21Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Absolute Beginners (Bowie)

"If our long John's could fly over mountains"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mott the Hoople -

All the young dudes carrying the nudes

Dexys Midnight Runners -

C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans

Any more?

Peter Kay does a great routine on this.

Just let me staple the vicar (we're family)

"

“We’re giving love in a femidom”

Come on though... we’re family? We are Family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Chicken tikka you and I knooooooow!'

Abba- Chiquitita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, I’ve just had this conversation with my housemate this morning!

Ace of Base The Sign

I’ve always sung...”I saw a puppy dog living without you.”

Only to discover this morning that it’s “and I am happy now living without you”

Makes so much more sense

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Wasn’t it Jasper Carrot who sang “the alzibub has a devil for a sideboard”

But from what iconic classic?

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By *urboTongue21Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Bohemian Rhapsody

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Calling Jamaica from the Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite.

Apparently it's meant to be call me when you try to wake her up but I can't believe it, that's far too many syllables."

This is deffo a conspiracy. I 1000% thought it was ‘calling Jamaica now’ too

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Girlfriend in a Korma.

I know, I know

It's serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ABBA super trooper Beans are gonna blind me

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

‘No more I love you’s’

For years I thought Leonard was leaving her... found out last month it was LANGUAGE

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

"Mott the Hoople -

All the young dudes carrying the nudes

Dexys Midnight Runners -

C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans

Any more?

Peter Kay does a great routine on this.

Just let me staple the vicar (we're family)

"

Peter Kay misheard lyrics are absolutely brilliant

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Duffy I'm begging you for bird seed

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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Shania twain I think :I can't believe you kiss your cock at night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shania twain I think :I can't believe you kiss your cock at night. "

For a while I thought it was kiss your carpet knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madonna “ I feel in love with San Pedro

I feel in love with some diego

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"'Chicken tikka you and I knooooooow!'

Abba- Chiquitita

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Haha that's like what I thought Madonna was singing...

Papadom preach...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mott the Hoople -

All the young dudes carrying the nudes

Dexys Midnight Runners -

C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans

Any more?

Peter Kay does a great routine on this.

Just let me staple the vicar (we're family)

"

The hot dogs must go on ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amy winehouse

Why don't you cum all over valerie!!

Bon jovi.

It doesn't make no difference if we're naked or not

Judy Garland

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie!!

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Peter Kay does a great routine on this.

Just let me staple the vicar (we're family)

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Or the Femidom? Lol

https://youtu.be/7my5baoCVv8

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By *avid4olderMan
over a year ago

North Coast

"

Dexys Midnight Runners -

C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans

Any more?

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And I suck spunk right off his face

eyes sunk in smoke dried face

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By *al-TeaserCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Para para parasite ....

Paradise by Coldplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saving his life from this warm sausage tea"

"Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard"

Both of course from Bohemian Rhapsody

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By *ich GuyMan
over a year ago

lichfield

"Para para parasite ....

Paradise by Coldplay

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I thought it was parrot eyes.

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By *ich GuyMan
over a year ago

lichfield

Fall out boy - this ain’t a scene

I always sing this ain’t a scene it’s a god damn arse face.

Madonna -poppadom preach

Kings of leon - dyslexics on fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toto: Africa - There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.

Van Halen: Panama - Padded bra.

Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me - Living with a lover with a red IPhone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jason Derulo- want to want me.

First time I heard it, I knew what I heard wasn't what he said, but it is still all I hear.

"It's too hard to sleep

I got the sheets on the floor, nothing on me"

I hear:

It's too hard to sleep

I got the shits on the floor, nothing on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul Young -"Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you"

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

The Harder They Come - Jimmy Cliff (or Joe Jackson)

"Well they tell me of a pie up in the sky, waiting for me when I die".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freed from desire.

He got his trombolene

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood

"Relax, don't do it, when you want to suck a chewit".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The song in the opening credits of family guy

We hear "all the things that make is eff and cry"

But its actually " all the thinga that make us laugh and cry"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Darling Cheese-Head, I was yours too greasy

Curly wurly for the first person to guess the correct lyrics and song

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood

"Relax, don't do it, when you want to suck a chewit"."

or relax don’t do it pick you’re nose and chew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For yesrs I thought Barry Manilow's song Copacabana was disrespectful, referring to the dancer as a dog!

I genuinely thought he sang:

His name was Rico

He wore a diamond

He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there

And when she finished, he called her rover

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Just heard Madonna singing:

"..Chop a goolie island breeze.."

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Neil Diamond singing about

the Reverend Blue Jeans"

I thought it was Reverand Blue Jeans lol

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Darling Cheese-Head, I was yours too greasy

Curly wurly for the first person to guess the correct lyrics and song"

Israelites.... I have my own already

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

@MySecretLife69:
"Shania Twain...

For a while I thought it was kiss your carpet knife

"

So it wasn't just me!

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By *appychappy65Man
over a year ago

Thundersley

Eating trifle by The Jam (Eton Rifles) showing my age!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know the name of the song but when it comes in the radio all I hear is:

“Hot-dog, jumping frog, I want a cookie”

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I don’t know the name of the song but when it comes in the radio all I hear is:

“Hot-dog, jumping frog, I want a cookie”"

I'm sure if you sung it to Siri, she'll tell you what the record is... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know the name of the song but when it comes in the radio all I hear is:

“Hot-dog, jumping frog, I want a cookie”

I'm sure if you sung it to Siri, she'll tell you what the record is... Lol"

Can’t seem to get it to work unfortunately haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me staple the vicar - Peter Kay

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"I don’t know the name of the song but when it comes in the radio all I hear is:

“Hot-dog, jumping frog, I want a cookie”

I'm sure if you sung it to Siri, she'll tell you what the record is... Lol

Can’t seem to get it to work unfortunately haha"

That spans like Albuquerque by Prefab Sprout (the band name is from a mis hearing of "prefab house")

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

super trooper beans are gonna blind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know the name of the song but when it comes in the radio all I hear is:

“Hot-dog, jumping frog, I want a cookie”

I'm sure if you sung it to Siri, she'll tell you what the record is... Lol

Can’t seem to get it to work unfortunately haha

That spans like Albuquerque by Prefab Sprout (the band name is from a mis hearing of "prefab house")"

King of Rock ‘N’ Roll by Prefab Sprout!!! Got there eventually haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucille by Kenny Rogers.

When I was little I thought he was singing ' you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille...4 hundred children and a crop in the field'

It's actually '4 hungry children'

OMG I always thought it was 400 children too

Just untill this minute "

And me ,just googled the lyrics, your right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AC/DC

Dirty deeds,

Done with sheep...

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

""Message In A Bottle"....The Police:

*A year has passed since I broke my nose*

"

I've always sung along with the obvious words..

"Massage in a Brothel"

(I hope the broken nose wasn't dished out by the madam!)

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

Might as well face it, you're a dick in a glove .... by robert palmer

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London

La Isla Bonita by Madonna

"Tropical island breeze"

"Chop the gooly I will scream"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climb every woman - Chaka Khan

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

I'm a fat man in a wardrobe by Michael Kiwanuka

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ooh, I love a mondegreen.

For years I thought it was "I can't stand gravy."

And not "Constant Craving" by K.D. Lang.

The young idiot I was thought it was slang for being a lesbian!

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By *amillMan
over a year ago

Warrington

For years I thought any Michael Jackson song where he sings ‘shamone’ but actually he’s saying come on

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Constant craving

Cant stand gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary picket, I always thought it was, young girl get out of my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm told it's Gary pucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it snow

Frozen lol x

I still maintain it makes more sense in the movie lol

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Quite a recent one

Harry Styles

Sings about his shock of realising he is a businessman / reality T.V. star.

"What! I'm Alan Sugar"

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By *amie4funTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jimi Hendrix

Excuse me while I kiss this guy

Isn't that the lyric cos that's what I thought it is too... Now I gotta look up the lyrics

"

Me too!

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