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"Mott the Hoople - All the young dudes carrying the nudes Dexys Midnight Runners - C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans Any more? " Peter Kay does a great routine on this. Just let me staple the vicar (we're family) | |||
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"So lonely by The Police "Sue Lawley" " | |||
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"Neil Diamond singing about the Reverend Blue Jeans" I’m with you on this. | |||
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"Atomic Kitten You can lick my hole again Tom Jones- Deliah I saw the light of the night as she pissed out the window " I can't unhear that now. Brilliant | |||
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"Lucille by Kenny Rogers. When I was little I thought he was singing ' you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille...4 hundred children and a crop in the field' It's actually '4 hungry children' " OMG I always thought it was 400 children too Just untill this minute | |||
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"Lucille by Kenny Rogers. When I was little I thought he was singing ' you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille...4 hundred children and a crop in the field' It's actually '4 hungry children' OMG I always thought it was 400 children too Just untill this minute " I used to think it's no wonder she left him! | |||
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"Peter kay done an amazing stand up with mis heard song lyrics " It is on YouTube ... one of his funnier ones R x | |||
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"Jimi Hendrix Excuse me while I kiss this guy" Isn't that the lyric cos that's what I thought it is too... Now I gotta look up the lyrics | |||
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"Lady Gaga and arianna grande - rain on me Real lyrics: i’d rather be dry but at least i’m alive I hear: i’d rather be d*unk but at least am alive " You are joking.. I actually thought it was d*unk... Hahahaha | |||
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"Mott the Hoople - All the young dudes carrying the nudes Dexys Midnight Runners - C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans Any more? Peter Kay does a great routine on this. Just let me staple the vicar (we're family) " “We’re giving love in a femidom” Come on though... we’re family? We are Family | |||
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"Calling Jamaica from the Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite. Apparently it's meant to be call me when you try to wake her up but I can't believe it, that's far too many syllables." This is deffo a conspiracy. I 1000% thought it was ‘calling Jamaica now’ too | |||
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"Mott the Hoople - All the young dudes carrying the nudes Dexys Midnight Runners - C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans Any more? Peter Kay does a great routine on this. Just let me staple the vicar (we're family) " Peter Kay misheard lyrics are absolutely brilliant | |||
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"Shania twain I think :I can't believe you kiss your cock at night. " For a while I thought it was kiss your carpet knife | |||
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"'Chicken tikka you and I knooooooow!' Abba- Chiquitita " Haha that's like what I thought Madonna was singing... Papadom preach... | |||
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"Mott the Hoople - All the young dudes carrying the nudes Dexys Midnight Runners - C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans Any more? Peter Kay does a great routine on this. Just let me staple the vicar (we're family) " The hot dogs must go on ???? | |||
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"Peter Kay does a great routine on this. Just let me staple the vicar (we're family) " Or the Femidom? Lol https://youtu.be/7my5baoCVv8 | |||
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" Dexys Midnight Runners - C'mon Eileen I swear by baked beans Any more? " And I suck spunk right off his face eyes sunk in smoke dried face | |||
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"Para para parasite .... Paradise by Coldplay " I thought it was parrot eyes. | |||
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"Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood "Relax, don't do it, when you want to suck a chewit"." or relax don’t do it pick you’re nose and chew it | |||
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"Neil Diamond singing about the Reverend Blue Jeans" I thought it was Reverand Blue Jeans lol | |||
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"Darling Cheese-Head, I was yours too greasy Curly wurly for the first person to guess the correct lyrics and song" Israelites.... I have my own already | |||
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"Shania Twain... For a while I thought it was kiss your carpet knife " So it wasn't just me! | |||
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"I don’t know the name of the song but when it comes in the radio all I hear is: “Hot-dog, jumping frog, I want a cookie”" I'm sure if you sung it to Siri, she'll tell you what the record is... Lol | |||
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"I don’t know the name of the song but when it comes in the radio all I hear is: “Hot-dog, jumping frog, I want a cookie” I'm sure if you sung it to Siri, she'll tell you what the record is... Lol" Can’t seem to get it to work unfortunately haha | |||
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"I don’t know the name of the song but when it comes in the radio all I hear is: “Hot-dog, jumping frog, I want a cookie” I'm sure if you sung it to Siri, she'll tell you what the record is... Lol Can’t seem to get it to work unfortunately haha" That spans like Albuquerque by Prefab Sprout (the band name is from a mis hearing of "prefab house") | |||
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"I don’t know the name of the song but when it comes in the radio all I hear is: “Hot-dog, jumping frog, I want a cookie” I'm sure if you sung it to Siri, she'll tell you what the record is... Lol Can’t seem to get it to work unfortunately haha That spans like Albuquerque by Prefab Sprout (the band name is from a mis hearing of "prefab house")" King of Rock ‘N’ Roll by Prefab Sprout!!! Got there eventually haha | |||
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"Lucille by Kenny Rogers. When I was little I thought he was singing ' you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille...4 hundred children and a crop in the field' It's actually '4 hungry children' OMG I always thought it was 400 children too Just untill this minute " And me ,just googled the lyrics, your right | |||
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""Message In A Bottle"....The Police: *A year has passed since I broke my nose* " I've always sung along with the obvious words.. "Massage in a Brothel" (I hope the broken nose wasn't dished out by the madam!) | |||
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"Jimi Hendrix Excuse me while I kiss this guy Isn't that the lyric cos that's what I thought it is too... Now I gotta look up the lyrics " Me too! | |||
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