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By *SA 2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hey looking for some tips and help as much as I can fuck with the best of them, im new to this, any help would be gratefully appreciated

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

First tip - don’t call women bitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey looking for some tips and help as much as I can fuck with the best of them, im new to this, any help would be gratefully appreciated"

I would suggest that you proof read your profile.

That is all.!!!

T

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

You profile text isn’t helping you at all, shows immaturity sexually.

I am guessing that it puts a lot if women off otherwise you wouldn’t be asking gor help

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Personally iv always found it cringy when bios mishmash children with their sexual wants. If you have to mention them, at least give them a separate paragraph!

Txt never goes down to well.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Get rid of the pic that has the blue scrawl all over it or crop it properly.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

Off putting profile name.

Incredibly immature biography.

Terrably written. No one expects Shakespeare, but legible, constructed and informative is good, no matter how badly spelt or poorly punctuated. (To us anyway, other opinions will differ)

Questions;

What are you really offering? I'm not taking any notice of what your biog says, that's poorly written porn, a fantasy of what you think we want.

What do you think your target audience is looking for?

E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG. Mate you have no idea. You need to completely rewrite your whole profile. Check out other ones to get some tips.

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By *uncouple.1965Couple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Off putting profile name.

Incredibly immature biography.

Terrably written. No one expects Shakespeare, but legible, constructed and informative is good, no matter how badly spelt or poorly punctuated. (To us anyway, other opinions will differ)

Questions;

What are you really offering? I'm not taking any notice of what your biog says, that's poorly written porn, a fantasy of what you think we want.

What do you think your target audience is looking for?

E"

We thought the name was very off-putting too.

What experience do you have to make you a Milfmaster ?

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Off putting profile name.

Incredibly immature biography.

Terrably written. No one expects Shakespeare, but legible, constructed and informative is good, no matter how badly spelt or poorly punctuated. (To us anyway, other opinions will differ)

Questions;

What are you really offering? I'm not taking any notice of what your biog says, that's poorly written porn, a fantasy of what you think we want.

What do you think your target audience is looking for?

E

We thought the name was very off-putting too.

What experience do you have to make you a Milfmaster ?

"

Single dad innit

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"Off putting profile name.

Incredibly immature biography.

Terrably written. No one expects Shakespeare, but legible, constructed and informative is good, no matter how badly spelt or poorly punctuated. (To us anyway, other opinions will differ)

Questions;

What are you really offering? I'm not taking any notice of what your biog says, that's poorly written porn, a fantasy of what you think we want.

What do you think your target audience is looking for?

E

We thought the name was very off-putting too.

What experience do you have to make you a Milfmaster ?

Single dad innit "

Spits coffee out

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Welcome to fab op. Think of your profile from the point of view of the kind of person you'd like to meet and imagine what they'd like to read

It's very tough on here for single men especially at the moment when it's against site rules and govt regulations to arrange meets but if you put the groundwork in now by making connections in the forum or maybe the chat rooms you might make some friends for when this is all over although this isn't a guarantee

The one thing I would say is don't go in to detail about your children.

Good luck

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Off putting profile name.

Incredibly immature biography.

Terrably written. No one expects Shakespeare, but legible, constructed and informative is good, no matter how badly spelt or poorly punctuated. (To us anyway, other opinions will differ)

Questions;

What are you really offering? I'm not taking any notice of what your biog says, that's poorly written porn, a fantasy of what you think we want.

What do you think your target audience is looking for?

E

We thought the name was very off-putting too.

What experience do you have to make you a Milfmaster ?

Single dad innit

Spits coffee out "

Hahahahaha!

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"Welcome to fab op. Think of your profile from the point of view of the kind of person you'd like to meet and imagine what they'd like to read

It's very tough on here for single men especially at the moment when it's against site rules and govt regulations to arrange meets but if you put the groundwork in now by making connections in the forum or maybe the chat rooms you might make some friends for when this is all over although this isn't a guarantee

The one thing I would say is don't go in to detail about your children.

Good luck "

This is good advice.

E

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire


"OMG. Mate you have no idea. You need to completely rewrite your whole profile. Check out other ones to get some tips."

We agree wholeheartedly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a plus side your profile isn't endless dick pics

Keep the 1 dick pic private mate.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you think on 2nd December Liverpool will be out of tier 3 ?

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

I would think if you're bringing up 3 girls in this 'equal' world, you wouldn't be calling women bitches, or if a guy spoke about them as bitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First tip - don’t call women bitches."

Or girls

And lose the scribbled out pic

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By *SA 2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

thanks for your help and honesty, iv had another go, just been straight, keep the naughty side for when iv built a few connections. Never used a site like that always used Badoo and Tinder which has its uses but not what im looking for, happy swinging

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By *SA 2020 OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

ps didnt realise id said anything about bitches, iv changed it now, that miht have been the jack daniels talking, can anyone remember what I said?

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff


"ps didnt realise id said anything about bitches, iv changed it now, that miht have been the jack daniels talking, can anyone remember what I said?"

You don’t even know what your own profile says? You said you wanted “kinky bitches” - not a good look.

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"ps didnt realise id said anything about bitches, iv changed it now, that miht have been the jack daniels talking, can anyone remember what I said?"

Yep we all remember.

In all honesty no one is going to message you to find out more (subject has been covered to death on the forums).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also in one photo it looks like you and rear ending an emjoi person

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Your bio still needs a bit more work as others said it doesn’t have to be Shakespeare but a little more info is needed. Also I would remove your status as your comparing yourself to a horny animal which makes you look a bit desperate. Do you expect we won’t be out of tier 3 when lockdown ends and as another had said get rid of the picture with badly edited blue scribbles on it. Finally take some more pictures with greater variety and contrast to them, think of your profile as a car advertisement you have to woo people with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we should have a thread where we critique other profiles? With that persons knowledge

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset


"Think we should have a thread where we critique other profiles? With that persons knowledge "

What person are you on about?

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle


"Think we should have a thread where we critique other profiles? With that persons knowledge "

The only person with the knowledge is the profile owner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's obviously been some rewriting of this profile to make it better. But I'd query "Im 33 hardworking and very little free time". You're basically saying "I'm going to fit you in for a shag" not "I want to make time to please you".

I'd also suggest you do your text on Word first so you can get rid of grammar and punctuation errors - there are three problems in the few words I quoted. It does send out a message you're not educated, not sensitive, or you can't be bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all fairly new on here myself and any advice would be welcome thank you in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think we should have a thread where we critique other profiles? With that persons knowledge "

I'm sure there have been threads like that in the Lounge before. You could start one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey all fairly new on here myself and any advice would be welcome thank you in advance "

What kind of advice do you want? It's better if you start a new thread and ask.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

There's advice on my profile for newbies and people who aren't getting meets should you wish to use it and good luck to you on here. X

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