FabSwingers.com forum: Safe house in North Hampshire

By *lanwood OP Man
over a year ago

Alton

Does anyone know of a place in North Hampshire I can meet a woman that is safe and discreet. Neither of us can accommodate and I would prefer to meet in a home rather than a hotel, not because of cost but atmosphere and comfort.

If anyone can accommodate us, who knows, it could turn into a three or foursome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure you would be allowed to use a safe house..... in my line of job a safe house is literally that accomodation for some one who has been threatened with violence.........!!!!travel lodge sounds more like the right place lol!!!!

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

You make it sound like your on the run from doing something terrible so very romantic

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

whats wrong with the grait outdoors find a nice place thats not used and dont tell any one about it safe as houses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a hotel or a self catering appartment. Where you supposed to get a safe house ?

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By *lanwood OP Man
over a year ago

Alton

"not sure you would be allowed to use a safe house..... in my line of job a safe house is literally that accomodation for some one who has been threatened with violence.........!!!!travel lodge sounds more like the right place lol!!!!

No, no violence intended but "safe" probably wasn't the best word to use. I'd thought about Travelodge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some friends of ours rent out rooms to swingers who can't accommodate (they're not part of the deal!) But they're too far away for you. You could try looking for similar locally or use a travelodge, ibis etc. hope you have a good meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or you could just go to a club that's open through the day and use a private room. Probably cheaper than a hotel if that's a concern

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By *lanwood OP Man
over a year ago

Alton

"Or you could just go to a club that's open through the day and use a private room. Probably cheaper than a hotel if that's a concern "

No, money isn't the issue. I had thought about Travelodge but its nice to actually have some soap, which they don't provide. I also find them a bit bleak, so I was looking for something more homely. The other point is that there is quite an age gap between us, so going into a hotel or something similar might raise eyebrows, which I'd like to avoid. I will keep thinking.

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By *lanwood OP Man
over a year ago

Alton

"Some friends of ours rent out rooms to swingers who can't accommodate (they're not part of the deal!) But they're too far away for you. You could try looking for similar locally or use a travelodge, ibis etc. hope you have a good meet

A friend's place was really what I was looking for in my area.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Or you could just go to a club that's open through the day and use a private room. Probably cheaper than a hotel if that's a concern

No, money isn't the issue. I had thought about Travelodge but its nice to actually have some soap, which they don't provide.

You could always buy some soap and take it in with you

There are nicer hotels than Travelodge and I doubt if anyone will bat an eyelid to your age gap.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Or you could just go to a club that's open through the day and use a private room. Probably cheaper than a hotel if that's a concern

Shouldnt worry about the age gap, you might even get discount. If i worried about the age gap id never leave the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats what i was thinking maybe they will need a safe house if they caught of the others 1/2s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Money isn't an issue...BTW I'd like some free soap!'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You can have my house £75 for the afternoon soap provided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have my house £75 for the afternoon soap provided"

dies that include refreshments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have my house £75 for the afternoon soap provided"

t'd have to be Imperial Leather served on a silver platter for that price!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"You can have my house £75 for the afternoon soap provided

t'd have to be Imperial Leather served on a silver platter for that price!"

Actually i was just thinking, i broke my posh soap dispenser yesterday so they will have to be careful with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone know of a place in North Hampshire I can meet a woman that is safe and discreet. Neither of us can accommodate and I would prefer to meet in a home rather than a hotel, not because of cost but atmosphere and comfort.

If anyone can accommodate us, who knows, it could turn into a three or foursome.

Seriously we'd be more inclined to be more comfortable in a hotel than in a strangers house after asking them to borrow it for a bunk up. As for 'who knows it could turn into a 3 or 4 some' i get the feeling they'd be expecting it,so perhaps look for a meet with another couple or single in the usual way

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By *aughtybears69Couple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Basically Alan what you're saying is you want your cake and eat it as your a married man who is cheating on his wife and want a genuine swinger to put you up for nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have some relevent info for the op but i cant message him private , SO

send me a friend invite , i think i have an answer for you xx

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By *lanwood OP Man
over a year ago

Alton

"Basically Alan what you're saying is you want your cake and eat it as your a married man who is cheating on his wife and want a genuine swinger to put you up for nothing"

No, that's not what I'm saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spot on the money! Just get a decent hotel.

"Basically Alan what you're saying is you want your cake and eat it as your a married man who is cheating on his wife and want a genuine swinger to put you up for nothing"

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Go to bristol gardens or kestrels they take cash and supply shower gel..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what that a real question? did u think some one would say yeah bring her down to mine while i pop out!!! come on mate really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask your other half if she knows anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have my house £75 for the afternoon soap provided

t'd have to be Imperial Leather served on a silver platter for that price!

Actually i was just thinking, i broke my posh soap dispenser yesterday so they will have to be careful with it"

We will take the offer up diamond Hun. By the way we usually drive a removals van and wear ski masks and striped tops and have bags with swag written on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I had thought about Travelodge but its nice to actually have some soap, which they don't provide. "

Soap ? Would it be beyond the realms of possibility to suggest that you take a bar of soap with you ? I'm sure there must be a spare one in your bathroom cupboard ??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"You can have my house £75 for the afternoon soap provided

t'd have to be Imperial Leather served on a silver platter for that price!

Actually i was just thinking, i broke my posh soap dispenser yesterday so they will have to be careful with it

We will take the offer up diamond Hun. By the way we usually drive a removals van and wear ski masks and striped tops and have bags with swag written on them

I know, i remember you from last time, that was you wasnt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely this is a wind up???

money no object....wants free soap

wants a homely environment but may think of travelodge

why not just pay for your wife to go to a beauty spa for the day with one of her mates and then you can bring yur shagpiece round to your place????

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Get a hotel or a self catering appartment. Where you supposed to get a safe house ? "

Ask the old bill to see if they are selling any off cheap..it seems they need the money!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or you could just go to a club that's open through the day and use a private room. Probably cheaper than a hotel if that's a concern

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I will send you a bar of soap. Use a travel tavern and ask for a family room if its that much of an age difference!!! I do despair of some people............dear me

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

find a new housing estate being built and take your partner around the showhome "simples"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How old is the lady friend anyway

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"'Money isn't an issue...BTW I'd like some free soap!'

Haahaahaahaa!

I wonder if anyone is prepared to turn their home into a knocking shop with laundry service and complimentary toiletries. This site never fails to amuse me.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"'Money isn't an issue...BTW I'd like some free soap!'

Haahaahaahaa!

I wonder if anyone is prepared to turn their home into a knocking shop with laundry service and complimentary toiletries. This site never fails to amuse me.

I said i would for £75 but they got to be careful with my soap dispenser

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

This thread has tickled me no end.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"'Money isn't an issue...BTW I'd like some free soap!'

Haahaahaahaa!

I wonder if anyone is prepared to turn their home into a knocking shop with laundry service and complimentary toiletries. This site never fails to amuse me.

I said i would for £75 but they got to be careful with my soap dispenser"

I don't think he'd want scented soap, throw in some carbolic and Jeyes!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"'Money isn't an issue...BTW I'd like some free soap!'

Haahaahaahaa!

I wonder if anyone is prepared to turn their home into a knocking shop with laundry service and complimentary toiletries. This site never fails to amuse me.

I said i would for £75 but they got to be careful with my soap dispenser

I don't think he'd want scented soap, throw in some carbolic and Jeyes!

I will see if i got some scouring powder kicking around

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"'Money isn't an issue...BTW I'd like some free soap!'

Haahaahaahaa!

I wonder if anyone is prepared to turn their home into a knocking shop with laundry service and complimentary toiletries. This site never fails to amuse me.

I said i would for £75 but they got to be careful with my soap dispenser

I don't think he'd want scented soap, throw in some carbolic and Jeyes!

I will see if i got some scouring powder kicking around"

sends tin of vim round

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By *lanwood OP Man
over a year ago

Alton

"This thread has tickled me no end.

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just mention at reception that it's your Gran and she needs care 24/07 and thats why you need to be there.

To save money if you take a small jar with you and stop in at one of the motorway services you will be able to top up the jar with some liquid soap from one of the dispensers in the loo.

It can also be used as lube so will save you have to fork out on KY jel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it would also help if you could smuggle a cat or dog into the room as it will seem more like a home than a hotel room.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

crocheted cushions, dont forget to take those with you and maybe a couple of pictures for the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So we've had 'A place in The Sun', 'A place by the sea', 'A place in the country' and now we have the new Channel 4 programme

'A place to fuck'

Two 'singles' meet and get shown round a variety of properties in their chosen area within a given budget.

The series will be followed shortly after by 'Coach Trip' in it's new format where poor Brendan gets to spend a month with 10 swinging couples who travel round critiquing the properties but making stops en route for fun, games and falling out.

The ones with the most verifications at the end of the trip win.

I think I could be on to something !

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"So we've had 'A place in The Sun', 'A place by the sea', 'A place in the country' and now we have the new Channel 4 programme

'A place to fuck'

Two 'singles' meet and get shown round a variety of properties in their chosen area within a given budget.

The ones with the most verifications at the end of the trip win.

I think I could be on to something !"

LMAO that is so funny.. i wanna go on the coach trp..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotels can be nice, luxurious, clean, relaxing and you get the feeling that you're spoiling yourself. Don't think of it in a seedy unappealing way .. think of it as a little break that you deserve.

I do anyway ...

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By *4FantasyCouple
over a year ago

Spalding

Why on earth would you want to take someone to a strangers house.. how unnerving.. unless you wanted to shag said strangers! lol

As someone else already said, treat yourselves to a nice hotel... travelodge is a bit seedy but has its place .. if you wanted nice and money is no option then get a good hotel and make it special.

Kazx

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