FabSwingers.com forum: Fanny Farts

By *oco_slim OP Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Nothing to be ashamed of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

parrrrrrp frrrrp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make me laugh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ive had some funny times with them

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By *ild Bill Thickcock.Man
over a year ago

Wet Beaver Creek

luv puffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"luv puffs

Puffs!!!? Lol are you six?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"luv puffs

Puffs!!!? Lol are you six?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"luv puffs

Puffs!!!? Lol are you six?

Lol it is cute though

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By *tensonSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Stenson Fields

Embrace the queef, for she shows a good time is to be had.

Fanny farts or 'queefs' as they are commonly known, are delightful. I often find myself saying ' I'll name that tune in 1 ' when the good lady orchestrates her lady-music in a sound not dissimilar to a man with a lisp, playing the Jews harp.

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

Good sex often involves various funny noises ... why worry!

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

G was doing a lady in a club doggy-style and she started to make these noises - as things got more vigorous they got louder and she started to get really, really embarrassed. We were both amused, she was more embarrassed about the noises than having sex with a strange man in a crowded playroom with others watching from outside. We just think they're funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

happened to me n the fb other week........... couldnt continue for laughing

infact we were laughin even more later out havin tea when i then said it felt funny on my "flaps" havnt lived it down yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL @ 'Dont ask dont get' & 'Luscious Lancs'.

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By *ouple1234Couple
over a year ago

BELFAST UK

They are so funny its unreal, i near fell off the bed the first time the mrs done it needless to say i feel abit immature but i dont care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its very embarrassing when you're in the throws of fucking and "flurp" comes out of your fanny! That's the noise it makes.... FLURP!!!

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Embrace the queef, for she shows a good time is to be had."

I totally agree, think it shows that everybody has enjoyed themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are funny, they are a sign of appreciation in our house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They make me giggle! And my fb just laughs to but does take the puss out of me but that makes me laugh more! It's his fault for shoving the air in in the first Place

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

We cleared a bed of about 6 couples at a club recently!!

After Ma gave me quite a ferocious back scuttling, I let a rather loud 'Foo Raspberry' go

........ we just rolled around in uncontrollable fits of laughter and everyone else disappeared!!

We guess it's frowned upon in some establishments

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By *odka n CokeCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

"We cleared a bed of about 6 couples at a club recently!!

After Ma gave me quite a ferocious back scuttling, I let a rather loud 'Foo Raspberry' go

........ we just rolled around in uncontrollable fits of laughter and everyone else disappeared!!

We guess it's frowned upon in some establishments

I would have died of embarrassment, re-animated myself and died again! I bloody hate them!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate is a policeman.

One night he was called to a domestic.

On arrival, his colleague took the male into the kitchen and my mate went in the lounge with the female.

He took a seat, but said when she sat down there was this (at the time) unknown noise.

The lady then said 'oooh sorry about that, I've just fanny farted'

It was his real life

moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i see it as sign of a nice snug fit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive found it only happens if i shag doggy, i think that possition just pumps more air in, so i tend not to do doggy on meets that way i dont fanny fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive found it only happens if i shag doggy, i think that possition just pumps more air in, so i tend not to do doggy on meets that way i dont fanny fart

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny though ..... roll around the bed laughing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im always scared they will think ive just plain farted lol

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

They are so funny they kill the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im always scared they will think ive just plain farted lol"

hey look its happened to me...

had a girl pop one out while i was down doing her lady garden.. accidently i must add..

very embarrassed she was, but i just laughed and lightened the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive found it only happens if i shag doggy, i think that possition just pumps more air in, so i tend not to do doggy on meets that way i dont fanny fart

what!!!! you dont do doggy on meets..?

whats the matter with you woman.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im always scared they will think ive just plain farted lol

hey look its happened to me...

had a girl pop one out while i was down doing her lady garden.. accidently i must add..

very embarrassed she was, but i just laughed and lightened the moment.

had what happen to you, fanny fart or just fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive found it only happens if i shag doggy, i think that possition just pumps more air in, so i tend not to do doggy on meets that way i dont fanny fart

what!!!! you dont do doggy on meets..?

whats the matter with you woman.....?

nooooooooooo i dont, whenever i do doggy soon as i move the air just comes out, ive never shagged doggy where i havnt fanny farted, and lets be honest if it happens it happens you cant help it but you not going to do something that you knows going to make you do it are you

i think most women would avoid it happening if possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im always scared they will think ive just plain farted lol

hey look its happened to me...

had a girl pop one out while i was down doing her lady garden.. accidently i must add..

very embarrassed she was, but i just laughed and lightened the moment.

had what happen to you, fanny fart or just fart?

oh a proper fart... fanny farts are just hilarious.... this was a little bum fart, was harmless though...

i did ask her if i needed my gas mask when i arranged a follow up meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive found it only happens if i shag doggy, i think that possition just pumps more air in, so i tend not to do doggy on meets that way i dont fanny fart

what!!!! you dont do doggy on meets..?

whats the matter with you woman.....?

i think most women would avoid it happening if possible

i dont see why personally, its just something that happens. doesnt bother me in the slightest..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im always scared they will think ive just plain farted lol

hey look its happened to me...

had a girl pop one out while i was down doing her lady garden.. accidently i must add..

very embarrassed she was, but i just laughed and lightened the moment.

had what happen to you, fanny fart or just fart?

oh a proper fart... fanny farts are just hilarious.... this was a little bum fart, was harmless though...

i did ask her if i needed my gas mask when i arranged a follow up meet.

i would have got dressed and left if i ever farted in the face of a guy who had gone down on me

Funny when its someone else but i dont think i could face someone again if i did that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im always scared they will think ive just plain farted lol

hey look its happened to me...

had a girl pop one out while i was down doing her lady garden.. accidently i must add..

very embarrassed she was, but i just laughed and lightened the moment.

had what happen to you, fanny fart or just fart?

oh a proper fart... fanny farts are just hilarious.... this was a little bum fart, was harmless though...

i did ask her if i needed my gas mask when i arranged a follow up meet.

i would have got dressed and left if i ever farted in the face of a guy who had gone down on me

Funny when its someone else but i dont think i could face someone again if i did that lol"

now that would have saddened me..

its nothing to worry about. i am surprised having seen you in chat, shall we say ,enjoying yourself, that you would be embarrassed anything.

she was after all in the throes of an orgasm and couldnt really help it. aahh bless her...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"They are so funny they kill the moment

yep!! had it at chams on Monday. Me and a friend were having some fun after enjoying a 3some when i made the loudest fanny fart ever!!

worst thing is i had been trying to persuade him i am a lady all night

mind you its not the worst thing to happen while we have been having sex....not much puts us off

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I very rarely fanny fart, its when ive had my arse stuffed with stuff and then taken out quickly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this thread!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I very rarely fanny fart, its when ive had my arse stuffed with stuff and then taken out quickly lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I very rarely fanny fart, its when ive had my arse stuffed with stuff and then taken out quickly lol

I love the casual use of the word 'stuff'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I very rarely fanny fart, its when ive had my arse stuffed with stuff and then taken out quickly lol

I love the casual use of the word 'stuff' "

.... and stuffed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not hanging around for another 68 of those!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

LMAO at least it means you are nice and tight ..if the person had a slack pussy they wouldnt do it would they.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I very rarely fanny fart, its when ive had my arse stuffed with stuff and then taken out quickly lol

I love the casual use of the word 'stuff'

.... and stuffed.

Ha ha, didnt mean to say stuffed twice, think i was having a basic day yesterday.

I should say the little pufs of wind that escape your bottom when you have had an assortment of implements in your rude bits, is that better lol

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