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By *ystuff32 OP   Couple
over a year ago

essex

Anyone got a good recipe for making realistic cum for our new toy ? Ejaculating dildo ?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Gaviscon

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Gaviscon"

Ambrosia Devon custard.... very tasty too

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley


"Gaviscon

Ambrosia Devon custard.... very tasty too "

In the name of all things holy, do not use custard. It just looks like someone got a terrible sti

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Ffs what next

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Dream topping

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There is a recipe on your other thread. Water, icing sugar and coconut oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a recipe on your other thread. Water, icing sugar and coconut oil. "

Maybe a bit sweet for the diabetes out there!!!!

T

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By *ystuff32 OP   Couple
over a year ago

essex


"There is a recipe on your other thread. Water, icing sugar and coconut oil. "

Thank you we will have a look

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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Maybe a bit sweet for the diabetes out there!!!!

T"

You could spit not swallow

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By *ab jamesMan
over a year ago

ribble valley

Egg white always gives good "texture"

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By *inkyEloraCouple
over a year ago

Leigh

If you search 'load lube' on amazon there is a bottle in black that costs around £11. Use some of that mixed with some spit until the right consistentsy. We've done it in the past and it is quite realistic.

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By *riendly genuine fun guyMan
over a year ago

hartlepool

Semolina

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By *van ArdenMan
over a year ago

Coleford, Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire.

I would imagine Greek yogurt would be a good option.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coca-Cola and a couple of mentos.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Anyone got a good recipe for making realistic cum for our new toy ? Ejaculating dildo ? "

How about Santas semen?

That white horrible brandy sauce people eat at Christmas with their horrible Christmas pudding.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Anyone got a good recipe for making realistic cum for our new toy ? Ejaculating dildo ? "

If you are ejaculating it up the pussy be VERY careful about you use for semen.

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

Vanilla yoghurt

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

I normally go in the BBC Food website for most recipe ideas, but seems to draw a blank...?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condensed milk

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Haha this made me laugh. I was fx producer on a short film when younger and had to make a scene where a wall cried. I pumped glycerine through tiny holes in the bricks and everyone on set was laughing saying it look like spunk than tears so my vote would be glycerine.....messy stuff though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a youtube video by a girl called Davison where she makes authentic looking/tasting fake cum from regular stuff in your cupboards. She tries a champagne flute of it and almost instantly voms XD

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

How about when Mr cums you freeze it til you have enough. Pop in a bit before so it’s defrosted. Real cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s a youtube video by a girl called Davison where she makes authentic looking/tasting fake cum from regular stuff in your cupboards. She tries a champagne flute of it and almost instantly voms XD"

That was worth watching. Good find.

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By *rof_cplCouple
over a year ago

Gerrards Cross

I genuinely thought this thread was going to be about making dinner out of your partner's ejaculate.

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By *w79Man
over a year ago

Stalbridge

Mix a water _ased lube with the required food colouring.

Just sterilise the food colouring first & ideally find one made from natural ingredients.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got a good recipe for making realistic cum for our new toy ? Ejaculating dildo ? "

Dr Doe to the rescue

https://youtu.be/YP1mVO0OraM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes, I've frozen pints of cum in the past as I cant go without.

Gill x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coca-Cola and a couple of mentos. "

Hahaha

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