FabSwingers.com forum: Too Many Meets :(

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am having a bit of trouble on here at the moment with the amount of meets that I have booked, mostly down to the fact that I find it very difficult to say no.

With this in mind, I'm wondering what I should do with the excess women.

Should I :-

A. Pass them on to the ones who can't seem to get a meet

B. Over book like a doctor's surgery in the expectation that some won't turn up or some won't take so long as others.

C. Meet them all and pick out the best looking ones first and make the others wait in an orderly queue.

Any advice would be appreciated.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am having a bit of trouble on here at the moment with the amount of meets that I have booked, mostly down to the fact that I find it very difficult to say no.

With this in mind, I'm wondering what I should do with the excess women.

Should I :-

A. Pass them on to the ones who can't seem to get a meet

B. Over book like a doctor's surgery in the expectation that some won't turn up or some won't take so long as others.

C. Meet them all and pick out the best looking ones first and make the others wait in an orderly queue.

Any advice would be appreciated.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a terrible situation for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just meet them all and have fun x dirty bugger

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww bless.

How awful.

So many will be so upset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am having a bit of trouble on here at the moment with the amount of meets that I have booked, mostly down to the fact that I find it very difficult to say no.

With this in mind, I'm wondering what I should do with the excess women.

Should I :-

A. Pass them on to the ones who can't seem to get a meet

B. Over book like a doctor's surgery in the expectation that some won't turn up or some won't take so long as others.

C. Meet them all and pick out the best looking ones first and make the others wait in an orderly queue.

Any advice would be appreciated.

Thanks

D set your alarm clock earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww bless.

How awful.

So many will be so upset

I know, that's why I feel so awful about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely C. Chuck the fit ones over to me and you can sort out the others.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Golly gosh, what's your secret? Maybe you could run classes on how you do it?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Thats easy, meet them all at the same time and have a big orgy

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Guys, he's not joking you know. 'Prolific' is an excellent word to describe this little Bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well its great being at the front of the queue feels dead specials

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Well its great being at the front of the queue feels dead specials

*elbows Ready out of the way*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well its great being at the front of the queue feels dead specials

See, the 9am first appointment is happy, it's not looking too good for the 10:30 one though, hope she's brought a good book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nick one of those take a number machines from the supermarke delli counter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grr lol play nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the ones after 3 can have ya lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nick one of those take a number machines from the supermarke delli counter...

What a cracking idea! Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite them all round at the same time. You being so delectable they just can't say no. Or try not "booking" so many meets. Not nice to have to cancel and let folk down. You'll go from delectable to a time waster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a raffle ticket book give em a ticket as they turn up and then pick out whose turn it is next out the hat - that way the ones waiting wont have to be drumming their fingers til their alloted time, as they will now have an equal chance of being the next one and will have to keep emselves looking nice and ready for ya - win win win situation all round for u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people travel a good distance to meet, would we get a Priority ticket like O2.

Or could you arrange a "virtual" queing system perhaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes but as I'm in Sunderland at the moment, unfortunately you don't qualify for any priority tickets today. I might be able to sneak you in on the guest list on my way home though

lol

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

The men are conspicuous by their absence, aren't they.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na just first cum first served x

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By *incs-cpl1Couple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Mr Lincs usually overcomes this problem by waking up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The men are conspicuous by their absence, aren't they. "

How is that a bad thing Forny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes got the got the spark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The men are conspicuous by their absence, aren't they.

How is that a bad thing Forny?

the queue could be getting bored lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr Lincs usually overcomes this problem by waking up.

Yes, unfortunately I have been drugged and taken advantage of on occasions myself too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always ways to amuse ones self

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a raffle ticket book give em a ticket as they turn up and then pick out whose turn it is next out the hat - that way the ones waiting wont have to be drumming their fingers til their alloted time, as they will now have an equal chance of being the next one and will have to keep emselves looking nice and ready for ya - win win win situation all round for u

Think I'd have to rig it though Minnie

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The men are conspicuous by their absence, aren't they. "

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"The men are conspicuous by their absence, aren't they.

I am just here.... good to see people having fun on the site

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By *ich_shadiwMan
over a year ago

closeish

Just hired a mini bus and thought I'd drive round and picked up the ones at the back off the que to ease off the pressure. So now you should be able to fit the ones that's left in the que today.

That's if you have a shorter lunch break and miss out your cuppa this aft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just hired a mini bus and thought I'd drive round and picked up the ones at the back off the que to ease off the pressure. So now you should be able to fit the ones that's left in the que today.

That's if you have a shorter lunch break and miss out your cuppa this aft. "

I dunt do cuppas, but if there's any growlers in amongst em I'll drop em off for thi artside Netto at Lundwood

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Mr Lincs usually overcomes this problem by waking up.

Yes, unfortunately I have been drugged and taken advantage of on occasions myself too

I would have guessed that drugging is one of the few ways to stop you yakking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well a mustnt be a growler 1st in queue yey!!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm totally straight, but I'm gonna join this queue too just to see what all the fuss is about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr Lincs usually overcomes this problem by waking up.

Yes, unfortunately I have been drugged and taken advantage of on occasions myself too

I would have guessed that drugging is one of the few ways to stop you yakking

Yep, just that and face sitting I would imagine Caz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just buy plenty of johnnys and feel the love lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just buy plenty of johnnys and feel the love lol"

I don't buy them there rubber johnnies young man, that is the woman's job round these parts

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Golly gosh, what's your secret? Maybe you could run classes on how you do it?"

What again? Have you forgotten already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well stock up on femidoms incase they forget to bring one, you know what these single women are like

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Golly gosh, what's your secret? Maybe you could run classes on how you do it?

What again? Have you forgotten already?

I think you should gather all those men who moan about not getting any shagging action and show them how. You managed to get past my defences after all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Golly gosh, what's your secret? Maybe you could run classes on how you do it?

What again? Have you forgotten already?

I think you should gather all those men who moan about not getting any shagging action and show them how. You managed to get past my defences after all. "

What? Rohypnol and a stun gun, it was hardly bleeding rocket science

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

save some for raining days

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"The men are conspicuous by their absence, aren't they. "

I'm saying nowt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this i just don't have enough time to fit everyone in and some people get quiet shirty when i say i will meet you asap i'm only 1 women id be exhausted if i fucked ever one instantly

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

Sometimes you just have to take a few days and devote yourself to the cause! Book them in thick and fast, some will cancel. Oh! And energy drinks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it still here haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes you just have to take a few days and devote yourself to the cause! Book them in thick and fast, some will cancel. Oh! And energy drinks!!"

Yep I suppose Sometimes you just have to take one for the team

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"just buy plenty of johnnys and feel the love lol

I don't buy them there rubber johnnies young man, that is the woman's job round these parts

lol"

Expecting a Barnsley lad to fork out hard cash for condoms......as if

I always have my own, and I find that if I put them through the washer on a delicate program, I get 6 or 7 uses out of them before they need darning, got half a dozen pegged out on the line, lovely drying weather today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo one for team

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

"The men are conspicuous by their absence, aren't they. "

maybe cos most of them just get on with things quietly rather than come on here to boast

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By *ich_shadiwMan
over a year ago

closeish

"Just hired a mini bus and thought I'd drive round and picked up the ones at the back off the que to ease off the pressure. So now you should be able to fit the ones that's left in the que today.

That's if you have a shorter lunch break and miss out your cuppa this aft.

I dunt do cuppas, but if there's any growlers in amongst em I'll drop em off for thi artside Netto at Lundwood

Told ya had already picked half of que up left all growlers for Thi to practice on

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Am having a bit of trouble on here at the moment with the amount of meets that I have booked, mostly down to the fact that I find it very difficult to say no.

With this in mind, I'm wondering what I should do with the excess women.

Should I :-

A. Pass them on to the ones who can't seem to get a meet

B. Over book like a doctor's surgery in the expectation that some won't turn up or some won't take so long as others.

C. Meet them all and pick out the best looking ones first and make the others wait in an orderly queue.

Any advice would be appreciated.

Thanks

D set your alarm clock earlier

Haahaahaahaa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man is so modest

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Aw how flattering for the ladies concerned

"I just could not say no "

and to be thought of so highly that they would be the subject of a surplus to requirements thread lol

id suggest casting a bronze statue of yourself and invite those waiting and wanting to come worship perhaps would give it a good rub and shine he he

(all good humoured tongue in cheek)

you made your bed now you need to service every single one of them thoroughly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The men are conspicuous by their absence, aren't they.

maybe cos most of them just get on with things quietly rather than come on here to boast

"Oh the humanity! "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd learn to manage my time better, as well as communicate honestly with people. Thus if you're not really going to be able to manage to meet so 'many' people, realistically, then if you're leading them on, you get into what becomes the time waster territory. Now, you're decent, probably reliable to an extent, and don't want to disappoint.

But, people will be disappointed if let down, people may be angry, if they feel you've been misleading them, and others won't care.

Chat with anyone and everyone, as it takes your fancy, but be selective and get real, as well as get honest with yourself about what's feasible, so that you can be honest with others. There's nothing wrong with wanting everything, unless there are casualties/costs that you're not keeping up with, taking time to address.

So, share your awesome tips with the single guys. Don't (fob) pass off unwanted arrangements to others, just be honest with everyone concerned, and take it from there. Whilst children have their first time in sweetshops, they normally adjust to realities, and don't grab everything.

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im free that day can i cum ?

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By *ollytrollopWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

you're almost at "slapper" status sean, oh i taught you well, go sean go, your a diamond xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd learn to manage my time better, as well as communicate honestly with people. Thus if you're not really going to be able to manage to meet so 'many' people, realistically, then if you're leading them on, you get into what becomes the time waster territory. Now, you're decent, probably reliable to an extent, and don't want to disappoint.

But, people will be disappointed if let down, people may be angry, if they feel you've been misleading them, and others won't care.

Good luck!"

Yes but at the end of the day, my own pleasure is the paramount objective

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"you're almost at "slapper" status sean, oh i taught you well, go sean go, your a diamond xxxx

That darling boy has been a slapper for many a year!

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By *ollytrollopWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

"you're almost at "slapper" status sean, oh i taught you well, go sean go, your a diamond xxxx

That darling boy has been a slapper for many a year!"

true true, but i was being nice to him

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By *ollytrollopWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

"you're almost at "slapper" status sean, oh i taught you well, go sean go, your a diamond xxxx

That darling boy has been a slapper for many a year!"

true true, but i was being nice to him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you're almost at "slapper" status sean, oh i taught you well, go sean go, your a diamond xxxx

That darling boy has been a slapper for many a year!

true true, but i was being nice to him

First time for everything Polly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Im free that day can i cum ?

Well as the song goes, "Have cock, will travel". Or something like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clone yourself!

lol.

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

"Am having a bit of trouble on here at the moment with the amount of meets that I have booked, mostly down to the fact that I find it very difficult to say no.

With this in mind, I'm wondering what I should do with the excess women.

Should I :-

A. Pass them on to the ones who can't seem to get a meet

B. Over book like a doctor's surgery in the expectation that some won't turn up or some won't take so long as others.

C. Meet them all and pick out the best looking ones first and make the others wait in an orderly queue.

Any advice would be appreciated.

Thanks

Phew! And there was me thinking I was the only one with this dilemma! What a relief!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"clone yourself!

lol."

Pmsl, now there is a frightening thought for humanity

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am having a bit of trouble on here at the moment with the amount of meets that I have booked, mostly down to the fact that I find it very difficult to say no.

With this in mind, I'm wondering what I should do with the excess women.

Should I :-

A. Pass them on to the ones who can't seem to get a meet

B. Over book like a doctor's surgery in the expectation that some won't turn up or some won't take so long as others.

C. Meet them all and pick out the best looking ones first and make the others wait in an orderly queue.

Any advice would be appreciated.

Thanks

Phew! And there was me thinking I was the only one with this dilemma! What a relief!

Perhaps we ought to form our own charitable organisation and issue our unwanted bints to the more needy?

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