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Homemade douche?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So im really wanting to try new things but obviously need to douche!

Whats a good homeade one and any tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Karcher K2 should shift any unwanted deposits.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"The Karcher K2 should shift any unwanted deposits. "

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By *ankie303Woman
over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Cheap as chips on places like Ebay, why homemade?

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Honestly, just buy one.

They’re less than a tenner and LoveHoney will send you one in discreet packaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look on Etsy we found some that attach to the shower

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By *inky NikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Kinksville

Amazon sell them too. Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just take the shower head off and away you go x

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Fill a turkey Baster with water and use , be sure to give it a good clean before putting it in the kitchen drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill a turkey Baster with water and use , be sure to give it a good clean before putting it in the kitchen drawer"

I feel sorry for anyone eating Christmas dinner at your house haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fill a turkey Baster with water and use , be sure to give it a good clean before putting it in the kitchen drawer

I feel sorry for anyone eating Christmas dinner at your house haha "

Not sure it would be classed as a turkey dinner??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the shower just a cupple off seconds to long and you be stuck to the toilet all day dribbling water out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got my enema kit from love honey, it is the bulb type, sucking in warm soapy water from the handbags and delivering along a tube with an appropriate shaped nozzle at the end. Before anal sex I usually give myself an enema to remove the solids, then another douche to rinse out. making me wish I was meeting someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im looking into this too. I've got the "device" but not sure about the solution to use. Want to be safe!

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales


"Im looking into this too. I've got the "device" but not sure about the solution to use. Want to be safe!"

Just warm water will do

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land


"So im really wanting to try new things but obviously need to douche!

Whats a good homeade one and any tips?"

Why home make one when you can buy them for about £10?

Still, off you're more the 'Blue Peter' type and really want to make one here's how...

All you'll need is:

A disposable plastic bottle that's previously held water or a sports lucazade type drink that had the flip up style lid and mouthpiece

A plastic drinks straw

A ton of lube

Sharp scissors or knife

Fill the bottle with clean water... This can be cold or tepid but NEVER hot. Insert the plastic drinks straw into the mouthpiece of the lid. Typically you'll find that the diameter of just about a perfect fit into the lid mouthpiece.

Then you need to pierce the bottle on its base with a small hole. This will allow the water to flow.

Lube the opposite end of the straw up and also your intimate part.

Lie on your back and insert into your...

(Because you've pierced the bottle the water will want to run out of the straw so you'll have to pinch the straw whilst inverting the bottle and inserting)

Once in release the pinch and allow the water to flow naturally.

Hold on for as long as you can then evacuate.

Repeat as required.

It's a bit fiddly but it does work.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"So im really wanting to try new things but obviously need to douche!

Whats a good homeade one and any tips?"

Have you considered a pre owned model?.... second "hand"?

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"So im really wanting to try new things but obviously need to douche!

Whats a good homeade one and any tips?

Have you considered a pre owned model?.... second "hand"?"

Good advice if they want an infection

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Lots of advice above..

Just one thing..

please don’t take the head off the shower and use the hose if you have a power shower...

No pressure should be applied rectally. It can be quite dangerous..

the simple bulb type is very effective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im looking into this too. I've got the "device" but not sure about the solution to use. Want to be safe!

Just warm water will do"

I've read that you shouldn't use plain water. Its so confusing! I don't want to cause any internal damage

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Im looking into this too. I've got the "device" but not sure about the solution to use. Want to be safe!

Just warm water will do

I've read that you shouldn't use plain water. Its so confusing! I don't want to cause any internal damage "

Be careful. I’ve done it once and it made me ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you considered a pre owned model?.... second "hand"?"

Why??

OP the safest option is the traditional enema bag, a complete silicon bag kit costs around £14 on Amazon and will last year's.

The shower attachments work too as these control the pressure entering your bum, but I'd avoid personally if you're in a house with anything other than high water pressure.

Have you ever been in the shower and someone flushes a loo or runs a tap, and suddenly the shower pressure drops and the temperature shoots up? You do NOT want that happening with water entering your ass, a burn there could put you in A&E

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've read that you shouldn't use plain water. Its so confusing! I don't want to cause any internal damage "

I've been taking enemas since my teenage years.

Warm, cold or even hot(ish) water is fine. If you can put your hand in it without it feeling to hot it's ok for your bum.

What you are probably thinking of is the effect plain water has on your body. Plain water of any temperature has negligible salt content so your body starts to absorb it through the colon wall into your bloodstream. Now for regular enemas lasting 10-20 minutes this is no problem, it actually rehydrates your body nicely.

The problem comes from repeated enemas or long term retention enemas. If you absorb too much plain water it starts to imbalance the electrolytes in your body and it can make you ill.

To fix this, for every 1 quart of water you are going to take, mix in around 1 full teaspoon of regular salt. This will create a mix that will more naturally match the bodies chemistry, and will not be absorbed thus avoiding the imbalance.

Now the bad side of that make sure all the enema is out before leaving the house or playing as it will not absorb into the body at at all, and you don't want any coming back to haunt you later

Personally I never bother with salt unless I'm taking more than two enemas or planning to hold it for any length of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just take the shower head off and away you go x"

This

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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago

nottingham/ derby

Just get yourself a Anne summers or love honey bubble douche, use like warm sea salted water and lube, make sure you do it after u been bathroom, and a good few hours before play, as your ass walls hold water. Also very diet dependant and what your regular habits are it's well worth meal planning if you planning a session.

Note this for basic fun play in that department. If as some males do, want to boldly go where noone has gone before, not my cuppa tea, ie past what regular anal would be, then firstly lots of training and secondly you would need to consider a colonic rather than a douche, I only know this after speaking to a trans freind who goes elbow deep ekkkkkkkk 6 inch enough for me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried the shower method a couple of times and didn't expect so much water to come back out. So deffo make sure you do it a couple of hours before play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you considered a pre owned model?.... second "hand"?

Why??

OP the safest option is the traditional enema bag, a complete silicon bag kit costs around £14 on Amazon and will last year's.

The shower attachments work too as these control the pressure entering your bum, but I'd avoid personally if you're in a house with anything other than high water pressure.

Have you ever been in the shower and someone flushes a loo or runs a tap, and suddenly the shower pressure drops and the temperature shoots up? You do NOT want that happening with water entering your ass, a burn there could put you in A&E "

To aviod this difficulty make sure your shower is pressure balanced and avoid 'gravity fed systems'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To aviod this difficulty make sure your shower is pressure balanced and avoid 'gravity fed systems'.."

Absolutely, or just avoid a shower douche system and buy the traditional enema kit lol It just safer!

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By *ediMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"The Karcher K2 should shift any unwanted deposits. "

haha

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land

Refrain from eating or drinking. Eventually you'll be a as clean as a whistle down there. Might be 5 minutes before you die but hey, life's full of trade offs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've read that you shouldn't use plain water. Its so confusing! I don't want to cause any internal damage

I've been taking enemas since my teenage years.

Warm, cold or even hot(ish) water is fine. If you can put your hand in it without it feeling to hot it's ok for your bum.

What you are probably thinking of is the effect plain water has on your body. Plain water of any temperature has negligible salt content so your body starts to absorb it through the colon wall into your bloodstream. Now for regular enemas lasting 10-20 minutes this is no problem, it actually rehydrates your body nicely.

The problem comes from repeated enemas or long term retention enemas. If you absorb too much plain water it starts to imbalance the electrolytes in your body and it can make you ill.

To fix this, for every 1 quart of water you are going to take, mix in around 1 full teaspoon of regular salt. This will create a mix that will more naturally match the bodies chemistry, and will not be absorbed thus avoiding the imbalance.

Now the bad side of that make sure all the enema is out before leaving the house or playing as it will not absorb into the body at at all, and you don't want any coming back to haunt you later

Personally I never bother with salt unless I'm taking more than two enemas or planning to hold it for any length of time."

Thank you

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By *oubleA123Couple
over a year ago

berwick


"Use the shower just a cupple off seconds to long and you be stuck to the toilet all day dribbling water out "

I take it this is the voice of experience! Had this too, oops!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Just take the shower head off and away you go x"

What if it's fitted to the ceiling: do a handstand???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use the shower just a cupple off seconds to long and you be stuck to the toilet all day dribbling water out

I take it this is the voice of experience! Had this too, oops! "

Yes made that mistake my self meny years ago in my younger days

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

You can use my shower

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By *eekibooMan
over a year ago

Northwest

I bought one of love honey it was to big and didn't fit on the shower head so I couldn't try it but if so I think it would of been to big I struggle with the tip of my finger in my arse any advise would be appreciated

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Just get some pickalax from docs lol that will soon blast any thing out but keep by loo it works quick and have lots of bog roll handy then use clean by taking of shower head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I struggle with the tip of my finger in my arse any advise would be appreciated "

Man up, stretch with toys and lube

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By *eekibooMan
over a year ago

Northwest


"I struggle with the tip of my finger in my arse any advise would be appreciated

Man up, stretch with toys and lube "
is that how you started small toys and plenty of lube

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By *rishbottomcockloverMan
over a year ago

Delft

Just buy a douche off Amazon, they are not that expensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I struggle with the tip of my finger in my arse any advise would be appreciated

Man up, stretch with toys and lube is that how you started small toys and plenty of lube "

I'm not sure I can remember that far back!

No I started with 3 butt plugs, a small that was too small, a medium which was a stretch, and a large that was impossible.

It didn't take much practicing before that large popped right in. Little and often is the key, you have to learn to relax, and give your body time to adjust

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By *eekibooMan
over a year ago

Northwest


"I struggle with the tip of my finger in my arse any advise would be appreciated

Man up, stretch with toys and lube is that how you started small toys and plenty of lube

I'm not sure I can remember that far back!

No I started with 3 butt plugs, a small that was too small, a medium which was a stretch, and a large that was impossible.

It didn't take much practicing before that large popped right in. Little and often is the key, you have to learn to relax, and give your body time to adjust"
I see I'll try the small butt plug for starters

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