FabSwingers.com forum: Can't get any pussy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't no why but women don't seem interested in me, I updated my profile, always respond to messages (well the few ones I do get) basically ladies is there anybody out there that wants me? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the title of your post will answer that for most people

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I think the title of your thread might put some women off..if you are doing the same in mail it might be the reason why you are not getting meets

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

think for a second about how to sell yourself...

ponging pussy may need a refresh in more ways than just a wipe with a soapy flannel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the title of your thread might put some women off..if you are doing the same in mail it might be the reason why you are not getting meets"
Thank you so basically iv just shot myself in the foot, shit, sorry but I'm fed up of getting just guys asking me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try just asking for cumsluts?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

It is what you do from now that counts

I would use your filters so men can't mail you or ask you....stick around on here/ use chat/ get yourself to a social ( if any of those three things you fancy of course) if you get yourself known for the right reasons, people will notice, meets might follow

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"It is what you do from now that counts

But he's looking for men.....

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Maybe cos you hedging your bets .. of course you will get guys .. you are bi.. twice as many guys here and your only veri is a bloke

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"It is what you do from now that counts

But he's looking for men....."

oh.... in my defence I didn't read his profile, I was just going on his post

He can still filter out men though and just mail the ones he wants to chat with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is what you do from now that counts

But he's looking for men.....I'm not just looking for men sorry x

oh.... in my defence I didn't read his profile, I was just going on his post

He can still filter out men though and just mail the ones he wants to chat with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just changed my profile, thanks for the advice x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I wont mention the elephant in the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wont mention the elephant in the room"
???????????????????????

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cant accomm and "discretion essential" in big shouty caps.... That's going to make a lot of women (rightly or wrongly) think you are married / attached and playing away... And that alone will put a lot off straight away

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Cant accomm and "discretion essential" in big shouty caps.... That's going to make a lot of women (rightly or wrongly) think you are married / attached and playing away... And that alone will put a lot off straight away"

ssssssssssh where not mentioning the elephant lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

trust me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trust me"

that's just the thing

a lot won't

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

ssssssssssh where not mentioning the elephant lol"

Oops... When I started typing your post wasnt there...

***Awaits a spanking for mentioning***

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

well done for changing pongy pussy.

good luck for the future and hope you have fun

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Discretion and can't accomodate doesn't always mean married.....there are lots of females and couples who say the same thing and never get as much grief about it

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Thank you n I'm Realy not married I am 100% single

trust me"

No trust ME..... Thats what a lot of married people would say lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discretion and can't accomodate doesn't always mean married.....there are lots of females and couples who say the same thing and never get as much grief about it"

true, true, true

but that's a whole different post

(best saved for a thursday)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

It wasnt me, i didnt say a word

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Wasn't me Bussy honest....blame that Diamond woman !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you n I'm Realy not married I am 100% single

trust me

No trust ME..... Thats what a lot of married people would say lol"
I can't say anything to that cus it'll make me sound even more guilty lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Wasn't me Bussy honest....blame that Diamond woman !

pfft im always getting blamed for something, its like being at school

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Thank you n I'm Realy not married I am 100% single

trust me

No trust ME..... Thats what a lot of married people would say lolI can't say anything to that cus it'll make me sound even more guilty lol

I wouldnt be at all worried about the fact that you want discretion and you dont accommodate.

But Id be really pissed off that you are now pretending to be straight

And for that reason alone, Id be out.

Someone here has to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

check my profile and verifications,

i cannot help you get pussy,

but i can help you learn how to:

Introduce yourslef to people, chat to people, listen to them, flirt, find out about them, socialise, and just maybe, and it is a maybe they might be interested in you and something might happen.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you n I'm Realy not married I am 100% single

trust me

No trust ME..... Thats what a lot of married people would say lolI can't say anything to that cus it'll make me sound even more guilty lol

I wouldnt be at all worried about the fact that you want discretion and you dont accommodate.

But Id be really pissed off that you are now pretending to be straight

And for that reason alone, Id be out.

Someone here has to be

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can't win then can I? FYI just changed my profile back

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Well this is going well.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im still in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me about it shud of kept my big stupid mouth shut, sorry guys

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Tell me about it shud of kept my big stupid mouth shut, sorry guys

if you shut up moaning i will shag you just to shut you up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell me about it shud of kept my big stupid mouth shut, sorry guys

if you shut up moaning i will shag you just to shut you up

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Thank you but I'm out of your age limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"check my profile and verifications,

i cannot help you get pussy,

but i can help you learn how to:

Well said mate

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Tell me about it shud of kept my big stupid mouth shut, sorry guys

if you shut up moaning i will shag you just to shut you up

Thank you but I'm out of your age limit

lol, your not doing very well here are you

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Tell me about it shud of kept my big stupid mouth shut, sorry guys

if you shut up moaning i will shag you just to shut you up

Thank you but I'm out of your age limit

speak about crackerjack and pretend to be older....

and give it to her hard

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Tell me about it shud of kept my big stupid mouth shut, sorry guys

You've learnt a valuable lesson I trust: you can't please all the people all the time, so why try? Be honest with your wants, you're here to have fun. That way you'll meet like minded people.

Don't be afraid to be you. Expand on your profile, it doesn't say anything, have patience, contact people looking for you. You have a good attitude, join in and good luck.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Tell me about it shud of kept my big stupid mouth shut, sorry guys

if you shut up moaning i will shag you just to shut you up

Thank you but I'm out of your age limit

speak about crackerjack and pretend to be older....

and give it to her hard"

you could offer to shag him, im surprised you havent already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell me about it shud of kept my big stupid mouth shut, sorry guys

if you shut up moaning i will shag you just to shut you up

Thank you but I'm out of your age limit

lol, your not doing very well here are you"
I no wish I hadn't started this lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Tell me about it shud of kept my big stupid mouth shut, sorry guys

if you shut up moaning i will shag you just to shut you up

Thank you but I'm out of your age limit

speak about crackerjack and pretend to be older....

and give it to her hard

you could offer to shag him, im surprised you havent already"

watching a movie... I never multi task.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Tell me about it shud of kept my big stupid mouth shut, sorry guys

if you shut up moaning i will shag you just to shut you up

Thank you but I'm out of your age limit

lol, your not doing very well here are youI no wish I hadn't started this lol

_iew said he will suck your cock after his film has finished

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Tell me about it shud of kept my big stupid mouth shut, sorry guys

if you shut up moaning i will shag you just to shut you up

Thank you but I'm out of your age limit

lol, your not doing very well here are youI no wish I hadn't started this lol

_iew said he will suck your cock after his film has finished"

hold on... I will check the cock out first before I commit

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

aye ok...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Thank you n I'm Realy not married I am 100% single

trust me

No trust ME..... Thats what a lot of married people would say lolI can't say anything to that cus it'll make me sound even more guilty lol

I wouldnt be at all worried about the fact that you want discretion and you dont accommodate.

But Id be really pissed off that you are now pretending to be straight

And for that reason alone, Id be out.

Someone here has to be

can't win then can I? FYI just changed my profile back

Sorry to sound narkey about it but its one of the things that personally drives me mad....

Of course its your profile and you can put whatever you want on it.

But in the years that Ive been on here I think the guys who have most success in finding what they want are the ones that are honest on their profile, and dont pretend to be something they are not just to get a shag....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aye ok...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There you go i got you sorted now, you can stop moaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me about it shud of kept my big stupid mouth shut, sorry guys

if you shut up moaning i will shag you just to shut you up

Thank you but I'm out of your age limit

lol, your not doing very well here are youI no wish I hadn't started this lol

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try doing a re wright of your profile the best way to start would be by wrighting it in english and not slang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aye ok...

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

To the OP ....... have you tried the Cats Protection League? *ducks the flying brickbats and runs!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To the OP ....... have you tried the Cats Protection League? *ducks the flying brickbats and runs!*

See... I wasn't brave enough to post our similar thoughts

You are a brave man

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OK, you need to rewrite your profile.

You've split your text into 2 paragraphs but in doing so have split a sentence in two, so it doesn't scan or read well.

Space out your text with sentences, giving any _iewer the chance to draw breath between the points you wish to get across.

Get a facial photo on the profile too if you can. You'll want to meet up with people first by seeing their faces!

Get on the Forums and go to socials too, even Clubs in your area.

But importantly, you've only been on 4 weeks; this site doesn't have an "Instant Fix" policy; it takes time!

Good luck!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"There you go i got you sorted now, you can stop moaning"

But...but...but...his thread says he can't get pussy...just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously??? You've only been on here 4 weeks, give it a chance before the moan...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"There you go i got you sorted now, you can stop moaning

But...but...but...his thread says he can't get pussy...just saying.

I am a pussy, have you seen me play rugby...

when the ball came my way, I screamed, ran and loitered round the showers for the rest of the game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go i got you sorted now, you can stop moaning

But...but...but...his thread says he can't get pussy...just saying.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"There you go i got you sorted now, you can stop moaning

But...but...but...his thread says he can't get pussy...just saying.

I am a pussy, have you seen me play rugby...

when the ball came my way, I screamed, ran and loitered round the showers for the rest of the game"

Haahaahaahaa...well there ya go op...two for one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot kill me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

59 posts... Good thread OP

Enjoy

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"There you go i got you sorted now, you can stop moaning

But...but...but...his thread says he can't get pussy...just saying.

I am a pussy, have you seen me play rugby...

when the ball came my way, I screamed, ran and loitered round the showers for the rest of the game"

How sensible people play rugby!

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned that this is the second thread on this today?

They are getting more frequent!

Perhaps I should start one myself, It's good PR.

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got the 'No Pussy Blues'

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm surprised nobody has mentioned that this is the second thread on this today?

They are getting more frequent!

Perhaps I should start one myself, It's good PR.

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME....

Only the second?!!

You sure?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME....

Who said that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You got the 'No Pussy Blues'

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Yes big style, can you help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Satisfaction guaranteed (or your money back lol)

can you really expect a reply with that LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you want pussy you can have my cat.

bastard nicked my steak last night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Satisfaction guaranteed (or your money back lol)

can you really expect a reply with that LOL"
I just changed that sorry lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Satisfaction guaranteed (or your money back lol)

can you really expect a reply with that LOLI just changed that sorry lol x"

sorry but could be too late if a potentional meet was looking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Satisfaction guaranteed (or your money back lol)

can you really expect a reply with that LOLI just changed that sorry lol x

sorry but could be too late if a potentional meet was looking"
That probably explains the lack of female/couples intrest, I'm not to good at this realy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so many people on here who don't tell the truth and as long as they are not blatant liars still get the meets seeing that as soon as you admit one thing you can close yourself down from one section.

The best advice I could say is keep trying and explore other avenues then just this site alone. Most of the people who go to these clubs have a profile on here anyway so then here just because a place to arrange the next time you visit and talk to new friends you've made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't no why but women don't seem interested in me, I updated my profile, always respond to messages (well the few ones I do get) basically ladies is there anybody out there that wants me? X

Okay, eyes down for a full house...... Firstly, and yes we ARE being picky... you do come over as being rather aggressive in your expectations as described in your profile. This may work with a small %age of single women, but not the majority.

Secondly, you are complaining about not meeting women, yet you mention couples first and single fems seem to be an after thought????

Overall, you talk about what YOU want, but not so much about what you can offer. Maybe you could tweak your profile text a bit to do that?

Again, apologies for being picky, but you did ask..... Good luck with it though

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By *ipgloss..Woman
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"well done for changing pongy pussy.

good luck for the future and hope you have fun"

As if you put that!!! Hahaha

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"well done for changing pongy pussy.

good luck for the future and hope you have fun

As if you put that!!! Hahaha

pongy pussy and cheesy cocks did get a mention but all changed now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think you should change your profile again cos I don't like it.

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By *tensonSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Stenson Fields

Can't get any pussy....the post heading sums up the reason!

Personally, we would have offered a little constructive criticism, if your post subject read something along the lines of 'im having difficulty finding a woman, any help will be greatly appreciated'.

We're not slating or being derogatory to the OP, just saying as we find it.

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By *amnationsedgeMan
over a year ago

Ashborne

Women on this site can be rediculosly picky and a large amount aren't intrested in men at all. Make sure you fit all their requirements and then if they still ignore you then it's probably best to forget about them.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Women on this site can be rediculosly picky "

...as opposed to the men who aren't, shocked that a big knob is not enough to impress the ladies.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Well I think you should change your profile again cos I don't like it.

Neither do I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women on this site can be rediculosly picky and a large amount aren't intrested in men at all. Make sure you fit all their requirements and then if they still ignore you then it's probably best to forget about them."

"A large amount aren't interested in men at all?" Do you mean that some women just want to meet couples? Or are you referring to the fact (oh no... Can it be true??) that 'some' women won't meet every man that messages them, that they have a choice if who to meet, and if the bloke sound like a total ass... Then they aren't interested??!

"Ridiculously picky".... That describes me perfectly. Hence one of the reasons I'm not meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MY OH MY. YOU REALLY EXPECT MEETS WITH THAT PROFILE. I'M BEEN POLITE IN SAYING IT SIMPLY DESCRIBES YOUR COCK AND VERY LITTLE ABOUT YOU. I AVOID PROFILES LIKE THIS FOR TWO REASONS . MEN WHO THINK THEIR COCKS ALL THAT TEND TO BE COCKS .LOL . MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO IN CHAT ROOMS . YOU WANT TO GET QUICK FIX SEX DESPITE BEEN ON SITE ONLY 4 WEEKS .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here a few time now and it's hard for blokes to get meets it's just the way the site is and any site you just have to wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MY OH MY. YOU REALLY EXPECT MEETS WITH THAT PROFILE. I'M BEEN POLITE IN SAYING IT SIMPLY DESCRIBES YOUR COCK AND VERY LITTLE ABOUT YOU. I AVOID PROFILES LIKE THIS FOR TWO REASONS . MEN WHO THINK THEIR COCKS ALL THAT TEND TO BE COCKS .LOL . MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO IN CHAT ROOMS . YOU WANT TO GET QUICK FIX SEX DESPITE BEEN ON SITE ONLY 4 WEEKS . "

Sssshhhh no need to shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well maybe if your profile was better and not so arrogant you would get more responses, does come accrosss as a bit of a brag, when really you should leave others to talk about your good points rather than yourself as it dont really come accross as very genuine when ur saying how good u are or just talking about your nob

lasses dont care about reading how big your nob is on your profile, want to show them have a pic or two there, or let them ask to see it privatley, they will ask if interested

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Have you tried Google ? type in - cat re-homing centres. you might get lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you n I'm Realy not married I am 100% single

trust me

No trust ME..... Thats what a lot of married people would say lol"

but its not a comment exclusive to married guys playing away is it?? i am single with my own home, but i have teenage kids at home so cant accomm and wouldnt particularly like them to know what i do in my social life hence 'discretion required'

i sympathise to a degree with him because people do make assumptions which are often wrong.

i always send face pics with messages and according to some peoples profils would fit axactly what they are looking for. i am always polite and articulate yet often get deleted without response and sometimes blocked for with no reason or explanation.

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