FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck my ass

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want to fuck my ass but got no toys. So what can I use help me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man

Or a cucumber...they are on sale at ASDA

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Your fingers, have a pokey bum wank

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By *oupleup4fun11Couple
over a year ago

belfast

"A man

Or a cucumber...they are on sale at ASDA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man

Or a cucumber...they are on sale at ASDA

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But do remember to buy it and take it home first, otherwise you might offend the other customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man

Or a cucumber...they are on sale at ASDA

But do remember to buy it and take it home first, otherwise you might offend the other customers"

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By *irtyleedsladMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Your fingers, have a pokey bum wank "

Not heard that term for ages!! I laughed so hard on the bus I looked like a looney

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

A salami, don't slice it first or it will be like inserting coins in a moneybox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about a carrot. they come in all shapes and sizes when you buy them loose.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"how about a carrot. they come in all shapes and sizes when you buy them loose."

Keep the green tops on and youve got yourself a fancy pony-tail butt plug too...

Save yourself a fortune!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you've got a stool...try turning it upside down

Ask 2 of your mates if they'd like to join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about a carrot. they come in all shapes and sizes when you buy them loose.

Keep the green tops on and youve got yourself a fancy pony-tail butt plug too...

Save yourself a fortune!"

i am digging that look lol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"If you've got a stool...try turning it upside down

Id be a bit careful with shoving things up your jacksie though - might not be the sort of stools you intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you've got a stool...try turning it upside down

Id be a bit careful with shoving things up your jacksie though - might not be the sort of stools you intended

Sounds like two trains colliding in a dark tunnel....very messy

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Directions to Rother Street as at least at one point it was listed as having a suitable shop to buy everything you need. No idea if there I'd still anything there mind you.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

cactus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broom handle. Get in there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get ur little ass over to evesham and i will fuck it for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about your head

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

A woman with a strapon!

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By *keenyMan
over a year ago

harrogate

use your fingers then fist

and do it on cam on here

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

the tax man does a pretty good job !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the tax man does a pretty good job !"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"how about a carrot. they come in all shapes and sizes when you buy them loose.

Keep the green tops on and youve got yourself a fancy pony-tail butt plug too...

Save yourself a fortune!"

Just watch out for the donkeys though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buy a toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have A&E on speed dial.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have A&E on speed dial....."

if you use a milk bottle dont go open end first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buy a toy buy a caravan or try a rollling pin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"buy a toy buy a caravan or try a rollling pin "

A caravan? Up his bum?!

Oh how I larrrfed reading this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about a carrot. they come in all shapes and sizes when you buy them loose.

Keep the green tops on and youve got yourself a fancy pony-tail butt plug too...

Save yourself a fortune!"

Neighhhh he doesn't wanna do that!!!

*falls off chair at me own joke*

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Google carrie canyon, if she doesn't give you any ideas......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cactus"

ouch! but thats from my sides splitting where i am laughing so much

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By *keenyMan
over a year ago

harrogate

"I want to fuck my ass but got no toys. So what can I use help me

pop up to leeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An aerosol can, but not the lid end. A girl I went to school with masterbated with the lid end and the lid came off. She had all sorts of problems retrieving it

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Two litre bottle of , wide end first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Def recommend a "rude boy toy"

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

Butternut Squash???

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By *heCrowAndButterflyCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

You could try a pumpkin but don't go past half way as it will be a bitch to get back out :p

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By *keenyMan
over a year ago

harrogate

"I want to fuck my ass but got no toys. So what can I use help me

so what are you going to put up your ass and when

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