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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wondering what everyone has masturbated? I’m currently in my work toilet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A layby at night into my gf's mouth and tits while the cars where driving past

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

up a tree lol

also fucked up there too

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By *ornyspunkMan
over a year ago

trucking all over

I often have a wank in a toilet cubicle in motorway services

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By *orfolkforfun2020Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

In my office at work

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By *lowersandcarsCouple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

In a shipping container with a fb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a shipping container with a fb "

Surely this confession deserves a post all of its own!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work toilets, lay by, garden, jacuzzi, swimming pool (private to my room when on holiday), airplane toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On top of a mountain when I was a young student - should have been revising for an exam!

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By *oodymonsterMan
over a year ago

Near Shrewsbury

Into my girlfriend's mouth on an overnight journey in my parents car.

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By *ecretpantyTV/TS
over a year ago

lisburn

In a stranger's car with my cock dripping precum. And the other guy cumming all over his cock and balls

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By *attyduk76Man
over a year ago

nearby

I was 13 and was waiting to be picked up from school at the gates ... had a hole in my pocket so winked in my trousers, came right down my leg... others around didn’t notice a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a shipping container with a fb "

Me 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of laybys around uk lol.

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By *attyduk76Man
over a year ago

nearby

Ohhh I forgot ... in the toilet on an easyJet flight from Spain ... videoed it for a couple I was playing with at the time ??

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By *attyduk76Man
over a year ago

nearby


"Ohhh I forgot ... in the toilet on an easyJet flight from Spain ... videoed it for a couple I was playing with at the time ??"

Even used the plane WiFi to send to them ... take that stelios

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a rental when the tenant is out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my ride home by the canal

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By *CWBMan
over a year ago

city center

In neighbours car parked on our drive and covered in tarpaulin- my secret wank hideout when younger till his son caught me - became a regular thing just wankin as he watched and wanked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my mom in laws bedroom till she caught me

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick


"Ohhh I forgot ... in the toilet on an easyJet flight from Spain ... videoed it for a couple I was playing with at the time ??

Even used the plane WiFi to send to them ... take that stelios "

Well, that’s a lie. I didn’t know easyJet had WiFi on any of their planes

Maybe you we’re thinking of Norwegian

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By *ticky fun2TV/TS
over a year ago

woking

A couple, back seat of a bus and a cemetery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the reception at a customers! The receptionist was stunning and informed me the person I was meeting was running 15 minutes late. I was sat thinking so many naughty thoughts about her and was really hard!I was rubbing cock as discreetly as could and ending up cumming! Had to purposely spill my drink on me to disguise wet patch!!

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By *lowersandcarsCouple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"In a shipping container with a fb

Surely this confession deserves a post all of its own!!"

thanks. What makes you say that?

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By *illiam101000Man
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

Got 2. First in a hospital bed late, hoping the nurse's at the station didn't notice. And secondly in a telephone box late 1 night but wasn't alone for that 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my office across my desk

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

Eastbourne...

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By *melfCouple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

In the car while waiting on them opening the snow gates to go snow boarding up at Glenshee. Was 8am and a big queue of cars. Luckily windows steamed up fairly fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in a tractor in my lunch brake.

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By *am42belfastMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

in the dormitory on a school trip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why, but this has made me laugh in a good way


"Wondering what everyone has masturbated? I’m currently in my work toilet lol "

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By *hughes9119Man
over a year ago

Bridgend

In my mate's house playing with his girlfriend's knickers.

Plenty of laybys.

Sat in a window behind curtains at school. Got caught by a girl who just gave me a filthy smile and left me to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a shipping container with a fb

Surely this confession deserves a post all of its own!!

thanks. What makes you say that? "

Sounds like it could be one hell of a good story!!

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By *hat4funMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I did once in the head teachers office after been left there shot user the desk and used a sick from p.e kit

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

In the sauna at a spa hotel in Bath with a couple watching an playing themselves, had an amazing meet with them that night mmmmm

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By *hemainintainMan
over a year ago

govan

I cum in work toilet most days.

Wanked in the staff room in an workplace once and was almost caught by receptionist walking in.

Plenty times in the car.

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By *igs72Man
over a year ago

motherwell

Back of class when was at school.

Many roadside parking

Tesco toilets

During a church service

Mates sisters bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

School toilet at lunchtimes

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By *edfleetMan
over a year ago

covent garden

Boarding school in almost every location

On the backseat of a coach with two mates

In a church vestry with the Master of Music

On the Piccadilly line in west London on a sunday afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At my desk at work

In the car park at potters bar railway station waiting to pick up someone from the train

Walking down New Bond Street in London

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By *ilybaby88Woman
over a year ago

Cambs

Everyone is a guy

Does that mean girls don’t masturbate

Or at least not in strange places

Omg should I say?

Hehe I was one of the women who had a sneaky play during 50 shades of grey in cinema

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By *ihullfunMan
over a year ago

hull

Where have you played with yourself? X

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By *hemainintainMan
over a year ago

govan


"Everyone is a guy

Does that mean girls don’t masturbate

Or at least not in strange places

Omg should I say?

Hehe I was one of the women who had a sneaky play during 50 shades of grey in cinema "

Now that would have been great to see!

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

In a railway booking office window with a lady sat in front of me,

Now that was a really good wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mates sisters bedroom whilst sniffing her knickers.

Mates gf house doing the same.

Back of my van.

Woods near me.

The more risky the better the wank....

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By *londenewcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

D*unk in a bus shelter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nieces bedroom. 19.

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By *rNightMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Lay-by,

upstairs back seat of bus,

sister-in-laws bed,

work toilets,

back of work van,

under the desk at school

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By *urious curvy wifeCouple
over a year ago

mansfield

In my sister in laws high heels, then later watched her put them on to go home. She didn’t know of course, although she had a funny look on her face when she put them on

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

On the great wall of China

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to wank in my cousins bedroom when I was young. I'd go into her bedroom and straight to her pantie drawer and start wanking. Still love wanking into knickers now 20 years on

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By *unboy69888ABCMan
over a year ago

fleetwood

Used to wank while was baby sitting

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By *er 1874Man
over a year ago

Greenock

Top bunk of a mixed dormitory in Inverness last summer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet on train. Just as was cumming, the door lock failed and it slide open! The old lady waiting wasn’t expecting that!

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By *elaxedlad87Man
over a year ago

r

Every time I'm driving to and from work on the motorway. God bless jersey shorts

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By *onnnie72Man
over a year ago

west bromwich


"Used to wank while was baby sitting"

Wish you was my baby sitter

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By *unguy891000Man
over a year ago

Bristol

On my neighbours bed

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By *ddie04Man
over a year ago

Oz

In the toilets 2 deck next to the sea dart launcher HMS Invincible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work toilets public toilets office in a truck local cruising spot

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By *ondon258963Man
over a year ago

Bishops Cleeve

I used to photograph people's homes when they were selling them, had many a wank in the empty homes. Even photographed it all in the nude. LoL

One time invited somebody over and answered the door completely naked and fucked each other in every room and it was a big house lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buckingham palace. Used to be in the army on guard there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often go to the toilet at work and have a wank over the thaugh of fucking a girl at work and even on a few occasions I have made her a special coffee with some extra cream in it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone is a guy

Does that mean girls don’t masturbate

Or at least not in strange places

Omg should I say?

Hehe I was one of the women who had a sneaky play during 50 shades of grey in cinema "

Was thinking the same it's all men don't you women ever admit to masterbateing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes take a toy to work & go to the ladies loo for some "play time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes take a toy to work & go to the ladies loo for some "play time""

Have you ever played with a work colleague

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes take a toy to work & go to the ladies loo for some "play time"

Have you ever played with a work colleague "

Ooooh yes. Was fucking my boss for 18 months. Often I had to go to the toilets to wank as I was always so horny for her while at work. We managed to keep it quiet for 18 months. Goodness knows how.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh I forgot ... in the toilet on an easyJet flight from Spain ... videoed it for a couple I was playing with at the time ??

Even used the plane WiFi to send to them ... take that stelios

Well, that’s a lie. I didn’t know easyJet had WiFi on any of their planes

Maybe you we’re thinking of Norwegian "

..actually I can confirm that, I used to fly often and my last easyjet was on february and they did offer usb charging socket and wifi (last one with additional fee)

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By *i.sgbMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

In a sentry position in Afghanistan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captains chair on a type 42 destroyer

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By *lackpool67Man
over a year ago

blackpool

I’m the hallway, bar, dining/bed rooms in my hotel n not always alone !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which type 42?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in the office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been there with a work colleague. Hence why I needed the toy! We used to disappear to the aircon cupboard together for a quick snog & a touch-up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering what everyone has masturbated? I’m currently in my work toilet lol "

Im a keen angler and had a great wank while fishing at a bay frequented by naturists. I was sat on the rocks that flanked the bay and simply enjoyed the view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work, a Forrest, a local park, the showers on a camp site, my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes take a toy to work & go to the ladies loo for some "play time"

Have you ever played with a work colleague "

Yes....a good few years ago now. Kept it very quiet. No-one ever connected us.

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

wick

Back of a helicopter once

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By *er 1874Man
over a year ago

Greenock

On the benches at Inverkip last night with cool breeze blowing over my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sis in laws while she gets her self of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public toilets in Llandudno when was night fishing years ago ,

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Guard tower #3 handorf site guard, shot my load on the switched off electric fire bars

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By *rNightMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Several lay-bys

Tesco Car Park at 2am

Sister-in-laws bed

Upstairs back seat of a night bus in the 80’s

Classroom at school

Storeroom at college

Toilets at work

Back of a van in Brum city centre

To name a few

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By *ungfunfellaMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

All work toilets school changing rooms but weirdest has to be my housemate who I caught at it in his sisters bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to use a sunbed, sat and waited outside the room as it was in use. A member of staff came out, wearing the nurse style dresses they wore as uniform. I went in and locked the door.

Immediately noticed a pair of white tights in the bin. Picked them up, they were soaked in the gusset, and obviously hers who had just left. Sweet smelling fanny so wanked 2 good loads into them.

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By *adlad4uMan
over a year ago

prescot

On a packed coach going to spain

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol

HMS Dasher. She’s not very big either.

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By *intteaMan
over a year ago

Bristol

At work. In the toilets. Into my fb knickers.Till Someone opened the cubicle door that I’d forgotten to lock

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Right hand Guard Sangar at Ballykinlar Ranges... added to the DNA Library on the floor

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By *knick45Man
over a year ago

Bristol

In hospital bed got caught by a nurse who just smiled and said she be back to do my blood pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving HGV up M5 Avon and Somerset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me but when was a college (long time ago) group of is walked into a classroom for next lesson and kid eating sandwiches and wanking. We went out for a moment and he left. Was an unpleasant smell in the room afterwards

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By *unguy30Man
over a year ago

London

In a sanger in the middle of Afghanistan

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By *eloveitsosexyCouple
over a year ago

Poole

As a horny teen climbed over fence explored the side of the railway. There was a concrete hut at side of railway no door on it. Old wet mattress on floor and on small table there were loads of damp serious porn mags in there had a few good wanks in there .

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By *otnew16Man
over a year ago

Dartford

Boeing 747 toilet, as close as I’ve got to the mile high club!!

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By *wice pleaseMan
over a year ago

near Darlington

always in the sea when on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *utualpleasure42Man
over a year ago

enter location here

In a sun bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the toilets 2 deck next to the sea dart launcher HMS Invincible "

I did it in my office on Illustrious numerous times. Also in 6S heads. Plus numerous times in my bunk in my cabin with my oppos asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst on sentry at the firing ranges, I think it was Castlemartin, but it was a long time ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Into my best mates sisters mouth ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few places.

One I remember was during the heavy snow back in 2010 and went in a farmers field and just played and shot after 5 or so mins.

Or when i was younger with a mate we had a mutual wank on his parents bed.

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By *onobMan
over a year ago

Kingswinford

Back of a bus, works toilets, shopping centre toilets, car loads of times, hotel balcony, train toilets, at my desk at work, jacuzzi at the gym, swimming pool on holiday, mates' beds when I shared a flat, in the garden, at the woods, plus others I can't remember too.

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By *fweonlymeettwiceMan
over a year ago

Madrid

In a sanger (sentry post) over looking The Maze Prison NI back in the 1980s

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By *isiseCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the loo on the Eurostar when it first started, I shot my load as the announcement came through that we were half way through the tunnel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back of Chemistry class

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