FabSwingers.com forum: Dating apps

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a single guy from Leeds. I've been single two years and I decided about a year ago to start trying to date people so joined a few dating apps.

Fuck me that is hard work. It really opens your eyes. You really find out the type of women who you attract on those places.

I seem to attract older ladies who seem to have more stubble than me or they seem quite attractive but their profile picture is them swigging a can of Carling in a job centre waiting area. It's that or very very very large women who look like they could suffocate me if they roll over in their sleep. I'm not talking bbw here by the way. I mean the fucking moon!

Then you find the pretty ones, who you seem to click with online, it's great, they seem perfect then you meet and she tells you she has a bone eating disease or that they cant be outside too long cos they are ageropobic or that they collect dried shredded wheat.

I've had messages from a deaf mute

, a schizophrenic

about 5 women who work security

And a woman related to Chris Martin (fuck that. Imagine Christmas day listening to the fucker whine on about his music and life choices and how he wont eat the vegan Turkey because a dog walked past it the day before so its unethical. Fuck that!)

Then theres what I call 'weekend hotties'

These appear around 10/11pm on a friday, saturday or sometimes sunday night. They message you and so you play it safe, but ultimately they get to the point of sex and start talking filth. It's great.

Unfortunately, i know, and they know that they are d*unk. So we have this little naughty chat and i try to use it to impress them about myself but happy to talk filth if that's what they want.

Then the next morning they sober up, read or remember what we had said then disappear. It took a while but I got used to it and now I just find it amusing.

Anyway, its shit. I cant be bothered with it so I joined here because this is a little different. Already made a couple of friends and had good times and look forward to making more.

Happy fabbing.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which dating app you referring?

And where u find all the weekend babes as you say.."

Tinder, badoo and POF. All the same arseache.

And they find me