FabSwingers.com forum: Dating crazies

By *hemanwithnoname38 OP Man
over a year ago

Wellington

Thought I would share a few truths from my past dating record

I was chatting online to this Hungarian beauty and we arranged to meet up at Glastonbury music festival.

She did not disappoint and after the flow of music and alcohol we were soon back at the tent in unbridled passion.

She gave me the most intense blowjob and I soon emptied my load. Straight away she went into her handbag pulling out a variety of stuff (it was like Mary poppins’s bag) handcuffs, lunricating gel, obligatory receipts (why do so many women keep outdated receipts

) and wet wipes. She then proceeded to wipe me up.

Being the naive soul I was back then I just thought she was a very clean and efficient woman. I should have twigged.

I dated her for 6 months and in that time I learned that she was a professional Dominatrix and Escort.

I did have a lot of fun but as the profession and the freedom she had took hold, the more greedy she became and her bright and positive view of the world went darker. Very good sex life though (every cloud)

Another woman I met online looked like Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman) absolutely stunning.

We met for coffee (whereby for some reason she talked in an American accent despite being native to Britain and never travelled there. She kept saying (oh my god, your so handsome. Will you be my baby daddy)

Admittedly I should have run for the hills but did I say she looked like wonder woman

We had a few more dates and again great sex but on one occasion I went to hers on Valentine’s Day. She had a 3 year boy (very sweet and clearly doted on his mum). Me and him were making cards. I was making one and helping him to make one for his mum. During this time as I was assisting in the child’s creativity she got upset because I was paying him more attention than her (understandable but not when she screams at him telling him to eff off and go back to his room as mummy wants to have sex!!

)

I made my goodbyes and never saw her again.

I could write a whole more about the world of crazy dating but alas I have to do some work that pays the bills.

Feel free to share your experiences of the dating world as I’m sure there are many interesting, somewhat slightly odd people out there.