FabSwingers.com forum: Moaning phone wank?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone up for a moaning phone wank? Snapchat audio call?

By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I can't stand my provider, the money grabbing bastards. They promised me cheap calls and superfast unlimited broadband and all I ended up with was a buzzy line and a shitty dialup that drops the line halfway through my porn perving. I mean what's the fucking use of that FFS? Then the phone blew up when I got jizz under the dial buttons and now I can't get the damn thing back out my arse after pegging with it ... it just makes me want to tie their marketing execs flat to the ground to a quad of stakes and rearrange their testicles with a rotovator etc etc.

Thanks, that's better.