FabSwingers.com forum: My chav housecleaner

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Edward was a author and spent all his time writing in fact so much his beautiful house looked a real mess .

One day his publisher visited him who convinced him he needed a cleaner/ house keeper,and so Edward puta ad on his local shop.

Sure enoug there was replies he met witb four old grandma types who he just couldnt stand as they was bossy and rude as they turned up there noses at his messy lived in house ,edward had decided he wouldnt bother when he received a call from casey hello im ringing about the job in the shop she said in the most common manner ahh yes said edward in his educated speech can u come and see me tomorrow at 11am yeah ok mate said casey as she wrote down his adress bye babe and put the phone down , bye babe edward chuckled to himself oh well he thought as he up .

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By *ustBigBoyMan
over a year ago

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By *un Bi couple yorkshireCouple
over a year ago

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Intriguing start xxx

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please do continue

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
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Sounds promising definitely more please quickly

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Midday came and went withno sign of casey oh well thought edward ill gues ill have to hire mrs brown lookalike.

Suddeny his peace was shattered by a violent banging on his knocker wot the fuck as edward jumped out of his skin he opened his front door expecting to see a baliff in stead it was casey.

Hi eddy she welcomed him with a handshake ,im casey but u can call me kat and before edward could say im sorry the jobs gone she strode past him down the hall and into the kitchen and put on the kettle,oh well thought edward as he shut his door and followed her.

Casey was about 24/25 her blonde hair in a messy bun her makeup over done she had about 7 chairs around her neck ringson all her fingers her impressive clevage attempted to escape her vest top that waa at least 2 sizes too small a little devil tatoo peeked out of her left boob while the right was home to her box of cigs she wore a ripped denim skirt to match her jacket and her outfit waa finished with adirty pair of trainers ,edward hadnt noticed she had launched into her pitch and her her say i was a suoervisor at mcdonalds but got fired oh asked edward pretending to be imoressed do u mind of o asked why u got fired i got caught fucking the cleaner by the bins she realised she said 2 much oh please mr i need this job real bad.....ok said edward i give u a trial start 9am tomorrow and dont be late he added .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far so good

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

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By *iscoman7771000Man
over a year ago

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Chav or not

You are about to find out

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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Always wondered where the Mac Donald’s special sauce was from, now I know

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over a year ago

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

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Looking forward to seeing how this one develops like everyone else. I’m not criticising the typos because the OP has taken the time to post the story....but the chairs around the neck line was a coffee spluttered over the keyboard moment!

Looking forward to the next sexy update OP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Casey turned up as requested and cleaned as required .

She and edward had chats before she started work ,edward found out she was only 22 and had 3 kids by 3 dads none of whome were around.

She lived in a council flat on the otherside of town.

Edward would often have a sneeky look at her shapley arse as she bent over to clean and he admired her full breats as they struggled inside her tight tops.

One day after about 3 months she told edward she was going out that sat night and she was excited ,and she was didnt know wot to wear i have a good eye offerd edward kindly ,awww eddy u a gem was all she said as she returned to her scrubbing .

It was 7pm sat night and edward was settling down to watch tv when there was a aggressive kno knock on the door like casey did he opened it and there she was .

Her hair was dyed red to match her big pouty lips ,her eye make up had the sexy 80s flick and she wore the largest hoop ear rings hed ever seen ,she wore a fur coat which covered wot ever she was wearing and finished of with some killer boots .hey eddy she announced her arrival im abit early so wot do u think .

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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Made me smile

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what I'd have been thinking oh I do love a chav come in my dear

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over a year ago

Message me if you love chavs

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

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I'm guessing Edward didn't write this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting to hear more

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over a year ago

Here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im really liking this a lot

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

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More soon please op

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over a year ago

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Bookmarked

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over a year ago

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep this going please. Sounds intriguing

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very nice u look very cute he liedin truth she looked like wot be knew she was .

Come in come in he beckoned and he walked into the lounge and she followed chatting like a excitable child .

Well she announced i thought we could have a drink and sbe pulled a bottle of vodka from her pocket and put it on the table ,before going to the kitchen with 2mugs oh dear thought edward smiling to himself .

Blimey eddy she exclaimed so hot in here as she slipped off her fur coat,omg it was all Edward could do not to say anything she had the tinniest little dress that hardly covered her boobs and thighs one sneeze and surley the boobs would be free stuck in between tbem was a long clown pendant .

Edward tried not to notice as she breathed and giggled they bounced up and down ,he thought surley this very common vey sexy girl was teasing the old boy as he approached his pension .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg got my attention.

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By *ensualpleasures69Man
over a year ago

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Like it’s been said earlier, a good story but, c’mon guys, don’t some people read back what they’ve written and check it......argghhh.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great story so far.

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over a year ago

So hot

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Casey flicked her hair from her face as she took a large gulp of vodka.

So do i look nice edward she said his name correctly for tge first time yes casey you are a rare beauty ,aa he gulped a mug of vodka then like a thunderbolt he newest female lead was born he jumped up casey u r stunning he said a he kissed her on the cheek and raced to his office all casey could here was tap tap tap on his key pad ,casey strugged as she downed a third mug of vodka pulled on her fur cost and left her boss on his office .

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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So annoying having to wait

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over a year ago

wolverhampton

More soon please op

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over a year ago

swansea

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over a year ago

"Message me if you love chavs "

Why when you don't reply a bit pointless

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for nice comments next part soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Edward had all the inspiration he required as he tapped out his latest work of fiction .

He did break a few times and wondered how her evening had gone i wonder if i should check her facebook status or is that too far ,after moments he tapped in her name and seconds later up popped her profile pic he looked through hed photos there was loads of her 3 kids and her in her chavy day wear of shellsuits ,baseball caps and cheap jewellery .

There was beach photos of her in a tiny anne summers bikini again topped of with loads of cheap jewellery and sunglasses ,edward was getting horny so he logged out and continue to write about a napoeonic mistress lady cassandra as he wrote about her knew it was casey coming to life ,he returned to her facebook several times there was new photos of her night out with a group of fellow chavs with lots of skin ,cheap jewellery and lepoard print to be seen they must spend all there benefits at the bootsale he thought as carried on writing and sleeping .

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over a year ago

Keep going hopefully we will see how this goes real soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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It was tuesday morning there came the now familier knock on his door .

Morning casey he greeted her morning hun she returned the greeting,it must be hot out there he thought ne demim shirt was tied in a knot showing her slender waste disappeared into her tiny cut down jeans showing her arse cheeks.

Edward tried not to look and asked her about her nite out yes it was fun she answered but left it there oh ok he replied ,eddy can i ask a favour she asked u can ask he replied she took a deep breath summer is here and i dont have a garden could i use your garden to top up my tan he looked at her and smiled yes if u read and give me honest opion of my latest novel she agreed.so for the next week he sat in his garden and watched her in a variety of skimpy swimsuits reading his latest erotic work of fiction .until one day she lowered the book pulled her sunglasses to the end of her nose and spoke i gots qustion eddy yes said edward nervous am i lady csssandra ????

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

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Somebody get this man a proof reader!

Interesting story though

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Looking forward to seeing how this one develops like everyone else. I’m not criticising the typos because the OP has taken the time to post the story....but the chairs around the neck line was a coffee spluttered over the keyboard moment!

Looking forward to the next sexy update OP!"

you too ?? lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my god thought edward ,its taken her nearly a week aweek of reading to realise edward smiled very losely ,as he walked back into the house .

Moments later edward heard her walk in through the back door.

Eddy she called yes he replied from upstairs,i need to speak with you .

Go on then replied edward expecting a mouthful of abuse for his common housemaid for using as her as role model for his sex and lust novel .

Suddenley she appeared in his doorway ed im dont know wot to say i should be offended but im not in fact its a honour .

This really through edward as his eyes melted into hers he watched as slowly her tounge traced the outside of her full lips one hand pulled at the string on her bikini top as she removed it and dropped it to the floor she looked down at the bulge grew in his shorts and she smiled as they moved closer.

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over a year ago

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By *ima66Man
over a year ago

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Been a great read so far

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By *dult69Man
over a year ago

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Here we go

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