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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello, I’m a Gas Safe Registered Heating engineer/plumber....over the years I’ve had some very hot and filthy and unexpected adventures while on the job. My first sexual adventure in work happen a couple of months after I’d come out of my time and completed my apprenticeship...it began when I attended a call out in Runcorn. I knocked on the door and it was opened by a very pretty big boobed Milf aged early 30’s short blonde hair which really suited her. My first visit was to trace and repair a fault on the hot water....her hubby was at home when I arrived, he was a big juiced up steroid gym freak. So after she offered me a cold drink...it was a boiling hot summers day, I was asking for a few questions about when the problem first started etc, I couldn't keep my eyes off her very inviting cleavage and huge big tits and big hard nipples poking through a low cut long white summer dress, it was thin material and she wasn’t wear a bra. So I ask her to show me to the boiler and hot water cylinder, she said upstairs and I followed her up the stairs, walking behind her with her peach of a bum just a couple of feet in front of my face right on my eye level, and I could see the white thong through the thin summer dress, that’s when my cock started to twitch and get swollen and hard....

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By *heone1232018Man
over a year ago

Hinckley'ish, Leicestershire

Sounds interesting....

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By *us man1957Man
over a year ago

Guildford


"Sounds interesting.... "
nice start more please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stop there more please

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By *oth0712Man
over a year ago

cambridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My young ex was serviced by the local handyman n boy she’d have loved your huge cock

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By *igBanMan
over a year ago

kidlington

Following this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iceButtSlimMan
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *b1976Man
over a year ago

North East

Interesting start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *-aint-a-crowdCouple
over a year ago

lingerie n heels

Very hot xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ornynhappy23Man
over a year ago

renfrewshireish

Keep going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great start more please

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By *over not a fighter69Man
over a year ago

greenock

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Typical plumber. Promises to ring you back and then …. nada

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By *incs 2 up for funCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Typical plumber. Promises to ring you back and then …. nada"

Fucking brilliant

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By *ob2Man
over a year ago

dungannon

more pls

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Typical plumber. Promises to ring you back and then …. nada

Fucking brilliant "

Ta! … I try

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By *yeball91Man
over a year ago

southampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great story so far more please quickly

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By *d4ugirlsMan
over a year ago

Green Cove Springs

Like going to a strip club gets you all worked up but no happy ending

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By *haggynMuffCouple
over a year ago

Kidlington oxtord

Shame your not closer. My boiler needs a service.

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

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By *heone1232018Man
over a year ago

Hinckley'ish, Leicestershire


"Shame your not closer. My boiler needs a service."

Not a plumber but happy to measure up any chippy woek????

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By *ipa2000TV/TS
over a year ago

kenfig hill

Used to be a plumber did a lot of work for this couple,she always left her undies by the side of bed and knew I'd have to do in there,she went out just after I got there,yesterdays undies on the floor, nixs stockings bra and sussie belt,i stripped and dressed in them and wanked like mad,came in her nixs then cleaned up and put things back ,never came so hard,she came back made me a cuppa, always gave me a nice smile when she saw me or worked there again ,did she know???

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By *haggynMuffCouple
over a year ago

Kidlington oxtord

Could be here a while looking at my wood work....

I have a large dining room table can fit at least 8 people around it. Need to find out where's the best position for me and my guests to be in.

Then I have a king sized wooden bed which sometimes creaks can u help me find the creaky?

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By *heone1232018Man
over a year ago

Hinckley'ish, Leicestershire


"Could be here a while looking at my wood work....

I have a large dining room table can fit at least 8 people around it. Need to find out where's the best position for me and my guests to be in.

Then I have a king sized wooden bed which sometimes creaks can u help me find the creaky? "

On my way.... ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shame your not closer. My boiler needs a service."

I provide a Nationwide service and 24hr callout service to women married and single who require my professional and personal services. ??

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By *ordy73Man
over a year ago

lancashire


"Shame your not closer. My boiler needs a service.

I provide a Nationwide service and 24hr callout service to women married and single who require my professional and personal services. ??"

Do you guarantee to remove all blockages

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By *cotFit4funMan
over a year ago

Kettering

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By *xtractsMan
over a year ago

Mids

Good Start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then the alarm went off time to get up for work

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By *asey666Man
over a year ago

Dublin 13

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the same, having lots of naughty fun in mid Devon, Exeter area. Any ladies or cold, need some work let me know x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a boiler service due with a Home Serve type contract.

Boiler is on Landing, so I left my wifes used panties available in the Laundry box, (lid closed but her panties on top) . I also left the bedroom door ajar, with some fairly hot porn magazines, clearly visible under the bed.

I was pleased to find the service engineer was a fit dark haired guy in his 30s. I provided him with a cuppa and a couple of Kit Kat chocolate biscuits. I told him I would leave him to get on with it, and I would be downstairs and to give me a shout if he needed anything.

I was naively hoping for a Hot Plumber Adventure!!

When he did give me a shout it was quite an experience, a memory I shall keep for ever!

He shouted me upstairs. I went upstairs unsure what fun lay ahead?

There was no fun. He told me the system was dangerous due to a faulty flu fitted by a previous cowboy gas fitter (Cramptons of Durham) . My gas was turned off at the mains. I bare no grudge the service engineer was doing his job and probably saved my life. Unfortunately Home Serve would not rectify the fault. So I was left with no heating or hot water for 6 days in a very cold November. Cramptons of Durham who installed the system refused to make good the faulty installation. They also charged me £500 to re install a flu that they had fitted incorrectly in the first place.

So it was not a Hot Plumber adventure that I had hoped for.

Moral of the story find a reliable competent Plumber and keep your fab adventures separate.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail


"I once had a boiler service due with a Home Serve type contract.

Boiler is on Landing, so I left my wifes used panties available in the Laundry box, (lid closed but her panties on top) . I also left the bedroom door ajar, with some fairly hot porn magazines, clearly visible under the bed.

I was pleased to find the service engineer was a fit dark haired guy in his 30s. I provided him with a cuppa and a couple of Kit Kat chocolate biscuits. I told him I would leave him to get on with it, and I would be downstairs and to give me a shout if he needed anything.

I was naively hoping for a Hot Plumber Adventure!!

When he did give me a shout it was quite an experience, a memory I shall keep for ever!

He shouted me upstairs. I went upstairs unsure what fun lay ahead?

There was no fun. He told me the system was dangerous due to a faulty flu fitted by a previous cowboy gas fitter (Cramptons of Durham) . My gas was turned off at the mains. I bare no grudge the service engineer was doing his job and probably saved my life. Unfortunately Home Serve would not rectify the fault. So I was left with no heating or hot water for 6 days in a very cold November. Cramptons of Durham who installed the system refused to make good the faulty installation. They also charged me £500 to re install a flu that they had fitted incorrectly in the first place.

So it was not a Hot Plumber adventure that I had hoped for.

Moral of the story find a reliable competent Plumber and keep your fab adventures separate. "
I would have said to the company that installed the gas flu. I would have contacted the health and safety executive, and the gas safety register. formerly corgi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a boiler service due with a Home Serve type contract.

Boiler is on Landing, so I left my wifes used panties available in the Laundry box, (lid closed but her panties on top) . I also left the bedroom door ajar, with some fairly hot porn magazines, clearly visible under the bed.

I was pleased to find the service engineer was a fit dark haired guy in his 30s. I provided him with a cuppa and a couple of Kit Kat chocolate biscuits. I told him I would leave him to get on with it, and I would be downstairs and to give me a shout if he needed anything.

I was naively hoping for a Hot Plumber Adventure!!

When he did give me a shout it was quite an experience, a memory I shall keep for ever!

He shouted me upstairs. I went upstairs unsure what fun lay ahead?

There was no fun. He told me the system was dangerous due to a faulty flu fitted by a previous cowboy gas fitter (Cramptons of Durham) . My gas was turned off at the mains. I bare no grudge the service engineer was doing his job and probably saved my life. Unfortunately Home Serve would not rectify the fault. So I was left with no heating or hot water for 6 days in a very cold November. Cramptons of Durham who installed the system refused to make good the faulty installation. They also charged me £500 to re install a flu that they had fitted incorrectly in the first place.

So it was not a Hot Plumber adventure that I had hoped for.

Moral of the story find a reliable competent Plumber and keep your fab adventures separate. I would have said to the company that installed the gas flu. I would have contacted the health and safety executive, and the gas safety register. formerly corgi.

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Long story cut short. If I pursued that route of complaint, the person who would have been penalised was the very young, newly qualified employee, who signed the gas safety certificate. The fat cat company owner, whose name was on the company vans, who sat on my patio drinking my coffee, while his novice employees did the graft would not have been the person who was tarnished.

I decided to put the matter down to experience. I did bring the faulty installation to the attention of the young employee who installed it but I felt the fault was with the company owner who supervised the installation.

In a freezing cold North east November winter, you will pay what it takes to get your heating working again.

I now have a very reliable competent gas engineer / plumber who I trust and give all my custom for all my properties.

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By *im69000Man
over a year ago

louth

More

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By *ogerBottomsMan
over a year ago

Aberdare

Yes, more. I want more stories of badly-fitted flues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *us man1957Man
over a year ago

Guildford


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confused

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By *xtractsMan
over a year ago

Mids

The new gas engineer, does he give you the service you hoped for?

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