FabSwingers.com forum: Just for laughs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

WOMAN: I have sinned; I called my boyfriend a bastard.

PRIEST: So wat did he do to deserve dat?

WOMAN: He kissed me.

PRIEST: You mean like this? The priest kissed the woman.

WOMAN: Yes!

PRIEST: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard.

WOMAN: But he touched my breast.

PRIEST: U mean like this? The priest touched her breast.

WOMAN: Yes!

PRIEST: Thats no reason to call him a bastard.

WOMAN: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me!

PRIEST: You mean like this? The priest took off her clothes and had sex with the woman.

WOMAN: Yes

PRIEST: Well, thats also no reason to call him a bastard.

WOMAN: Then he told me he has HIV

PRIEST: U are a BASTAAAARD!!!