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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok guys ive had this fantasy and thought it can not go wrong

iam electrician and had this fantasy of getting a call from a couple saying gary the builder had given me your number and that there light in living room was not working.id mentioned this fantasy on my profile on another site iam on.

yesterday i got a call about 7,30 from a lady called sharon saying that gary the builder had recomended me and could i come out and fix it now gary the builder is in fact a m8 of mine and i do get work from him

in my fantasy id writen on a other site id mentioned when i get the call i have no idea that theyd read my profile

so i turn up and iam greeted to a very sexy looking lady in short skirt her hubby was in the kitchen he came out and took over explaining they had brought new light put it up and the lights keep tripping ok i no wat the problem is and go to van to get steps and tool box 10mins later job done at this point iam thinking is this my fantasy or not sharon offered me a coffee we chatted about other work they where planning and wud i be interested,i started to write out my bill when i noticed sharon was showing a fair bit of leg in fact i cud see she had no knickers on mmmmmmmmmm my dreams come true her hubby is next to her stroking her leg iam thinking its got to be my fantasy sharon asks how much they owned me and i came out with no charge i get up and pull my cock out saying suck on this will do OMG they went mad shouting and screaming get the fuck out you perv

i scrambled me tool box and me out of there i phoned to say how sorry i was which fell on def ears then 10mins later gary was on the phone going mad at me cause hed qouted for an extension they are having done in the new year

wat a nightmare

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By *DionysusMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

whoops a daisy

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

lol,,thats a big ooops,,hope the sparks calling round tomorrow doest expect that,,then again maybe he will as he was her before,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg! hahaha sorry but I found that soo ammusing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

dont no how iam ever going to get reputation bac from this

gary has told every one on this site iam working on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao classic , next time you should just say how would you like to prefer to pay the bill, at least that way it an open question that gives them the chance to kick the fantasy into play and if they say cash/cheque you know that they arnt from your fantasy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thanks your lucky stars they didn't call the police

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

right sent flowers round this morning with an apology letter

well bugger me sharon has texted me asking me to come round and talk it through will let you all no wat happens

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore


"dont no how iam ever going to get reputation bac from this

gary has told every one on this site iam working on "

you will mate,dont worry,just laugh it off,and who knows the couple might have had a great night after,its obvious they were up to something fun before you arrived,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmm a big fantasy of mine too!

I'd have sucked it, no question lol

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Now you are back on speaking terms, why not apologise telling them that you had told Gary it was your fantasy and that you thought he had set it up for you. You never know, if they have managed to laugh about it since, anything could happen!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"right sent flowers round this morning with an apology letter

well bugger me sharon has texted me asking me to come round and talk it through will let you all no wat happens "

You won't need to let us know. When you get there you'll find Matt Allwright waiting with a TV crew and we'll see it all on Watchdog 'Rogue Traders'.

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but this iss hilarious. And it sounded like they were egging you on a bit .

But just explain the situation and have a laugh. Afterall, you've nothing to lose lol

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore


"right sent flowers round this morning with an apology letter

well bugger me sharon has texted me asking me to come round and talk it through will let you all no wat happens

You won't need to let us know. When you get there you'll find Matt Allwright waiting with a TV crew and we'll see it all on Watchdog 'Rogue Traders'."

fuck thats what i was thinking aswell,rogue traders or new bbc series swinging is handyman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

might want to use a diffrent name for 'gary the builder' as its ur mate and you get work via him!

well done!

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By *ngie-babyWoman
over a year ago

huntingdonish

wonder how he went on ??? did he go round ???? edge of the seat stuff this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wonder how he went on ??? did he go round ???? edge of the seat stuff this lol"

Bet the police was there waiting to arrest him

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By *ustinsideMan
over a year ago

chester

It sounds like they were out to at least tease you anyway, because it didn't seem to bother them that she was dressed the way she was and why was her hubby rubbing her leg. I think you did the wrong thing and should have waited for them to make all the moves after all you didn't know them so it was a bit dumb to do what you did before they had made it clear if they were up for that sort of thing.

I think if you had done what the other person said and asked them how they wanted to pay, you may well have been offered some fun.

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

lol,,at least he tried,,lucky they werent in the middle of a steak dinner,,now that could have a different story,ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol,,at least he tried,,lucky they werent in the middle of a steak dinner,,now that could have a different story,ouch"
ouch ouch ouch ouch. Steak knife at the ready. . . -Have to say bein a plumber u often get the urge to give ur customer a gud seein too

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

oooh a plumber,we need some work done,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll plug ur leaks for ya alright ;-p

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

lol,,sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol,,sounds good"
How would u like to pay . . . . Haha the 3 c's . . Cash check or cock!! Lol

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

lol,very good

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Brilliant. What would you have done if she was an assertive lady that pushed her fellas head onto it.

Discuss

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By *ngie-babyWoman
over a year ago

huntingdonish

hmmm .... hes not been online since the comment re going back to see her..... wonder if hes still alive ??... or having a good session??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hi guys thanks for the comments i can now see the funny side of this

went round last night got a good telling off

id showed them my add on other site and they did see the funny side of this and sharon did say after id gone neil had given her the best seeing to in years

as it turns out they are into been watched with no other involvement from the watcher planning this for saturday with them

piss take at work is getting to me its none stop

best of all iam still in the running todo there work

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By *ngie-babyWoman
over a year ago

huntingdonish


"hi guys thanks for the comments i can now see the funny side of this

went round last night got a good telling off

id showed them my add on other site and they did see the funny side of this and sharon did say after id gone neil had given her the best seeing to in years

as it turns out they are into been watched with no other involvement from the watcher planning this for saturday with them

piss take at work is getting to me its none stop

best of all iam still in the running todo there work"

alls well that ends well hey grommitt

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Phew


"hi guys thanks for the comments i can now see the funny side of this

went round last night got a good telling off

id showed them my add on other site and they did see the funny side of this and sharon did say after id gone neil had given her the best seeing to in years

as it turns out they are into been watched with no other involvement from the watcher planning this for saturday with them

piss take at work is getting to me its none stop

best of all iam still in the running todo there work"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one of the funniest threads I've seen in ages!!! Glad it all turned out ok and ignore the piss taking-they're just envious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right sent flowers round this morning with an apology letter

well bugger me sharon has texted me asking me to come round and talk it through will let you all no wat happens "

I just had to say that I thought that was a lovely gesture and good on you for not reacting defensively or in an abusive manner like some guys would have done. You sound like a really nice , decent guy (apart from getting your knob out in a stranger's kitchen!!!) Mwah. Ms

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

'Oh I'm sorry! You said you want me to ESTIMATE! Ahhhh, my mistake. I misheard.'

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

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By *andymanleeds43Man
over a year ago

Leeds

no pussy too big or small .discount for gilfs

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Fantastic thread!

Just show's how easy it is to misread a situation!!

Been there myself whilst at work - let's be honest mixing business with pleasure isn't wise but when the 'little man' starts thinking.................!

Keep'em cumming!

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Fantastic thread!

Just show's how easy it is to misread a situation!!

Been there myself whilst at work - let's be honest mixing business with pleasure isn't wise but when the 'little man' starts thinking.................!

Keep'em cumming!

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

when the little man starts thinking the brain stops thinking,lol

but im glad this thread came up,,as now we have a new socket,radiators soon to be moved,the gar valeted and the garden dug,lol

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