True story. Happened today, Jun 4, 2018.I went to my local Home Depot, to get some stuff and look at pendent lights, or, trac lights for in my kitchen. I was in 1 section of the electrical dept looking for some flat, surface mount deco moldong for running electricle wires in. I ask the guy, in the orange HD vest, where such n such was. From behind the employee came a female voice asking, "what is that for?' I told her what I was doing. Over the next 45 minutes +, we talked about remodeling old houses. She was telling me all about the stuff she was going thru with her 110 yr old place, that former owners did some updating, over the years, but, nothing up to code. We talked for 45 or more minutes when I said, "Goodness, look at the time! I didn't mean to take up so much of your time." She just smiled and said, "i've enjoyed talking to you. It's been interesting." I then said, "if it was a couple hrs later, I'd ask if you would be interested in having dinner together. I'm tired of eating all by myself." She relied, "well, I have your number, maybe I'll call you another time and take you up on your offer, OK?" I just nodded. We parted and I went to fine some other stuff I needed. about 10 minutes later, I went down another isle and there she was looking for some sprinkler parts. As I scooted by her, on my scooter, I just said, "We need to stop meeting like this. People will become suspicious." She smiled and spoke up, "wait. You know anything about sprinklers?" I helped her with what she needed and began to go when she said, "is your offer still good? You know dinner?" I looked at her and nodded yes. She leaned down close to me and said, "It's been almost a year since I've been with a man...got my ass screwed off me, ya know? Just wondering if you're interested in that?" Stunned, I just smiled and nodded. As I was giving her my address, because I was only a couple miles, from the store, to her being 9, or so, I stopped and said in a low voice, "I need to tell you, my little guy doesnt work to well. Infact, it hasn't been cooperating at all the last few times he has been needed. But, I do love giving Oral." She looked at me and said, "well I can't have intercourse, but was going to wait and tell you at your place." I just had to ask, "umm, your not a..." she interruprted, "No, I'm all woman, have been since birth." We went and checked out. She followed me home. to be continued, maybe... |
