FabSwingers.com forum: Filthiest opening line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What the filthiest opening line you've been sent on here ha xx

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to think about, all of them with very little thought or effort. Now had any one of them showed some originality it might have at least started a conversation. I guess I hit delete more because they've not bothered to read our profile.

One I do recall was a guy telling Jane, not even asking, that he wanted her to sh*t on him. That was actually funny, so misplaced and absurd I had to laugh