FabSwingers.com forum: Started a new job..my gaydar and bi twitch hit the red line..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I started a new job on Monday.. arrived... did the usual thing of sitting down and behaving correctly until a few people came up and introduced themselves..... normal stuff for a newbie! ..

Over the last few days the banter and chats have become a little more relaxed..

As strange as it sounds.. being a Bi Man.. I've been told by lots of friends that I've got really good "gaydar and bidar" .. I've been told by lots of friends that!

So after the first and second day I kinda think I've already figured out ( and I hope I'm wrong as i like surprises).. who's gay and who's bi...

I know that will appear to be VERY presumptuous!.

One of the guys who I thought was gay or bi was taking a piss next to me in the toilet this afternoon... and I know for sure he was trying to sneak a little peak at me.. .. we both stood at the urinal.. finished doing our thing and stood there giving our penises a little extra shake... with a few subtle looks..

.. so .. and this is the main point of my post.. tomorrow is our Xmas party.. and even though I only started working at this place since Monday... I kinda get the feeling that if i drink to much I will just lose my inhibitions..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guess I should delete this

...shame as it's actually true

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By *oe2512Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don’t delete.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gonna flirt tomorrow i think .. see what happens x

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By *iguy ls12Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Please let us know how you get on at party . I have sucked a guy off when I was working once was doing some work on his house .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes let us know mmm

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over a year ago

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By *ndrea54TV/TS
over a year ago

cambridge

Waiting to hear xx

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By *ree guyMan
over a year ago

Fleetwood

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By *oventry4biTV/TS
over a year ago

coventry

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By *oventry4biTV/TS
over a year ago

coventry

Yeah. Let us all know how you get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please tell

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By *vhazelMan
over a year ago

Ely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep going we are loving this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well.. what an interesting night! .. seems my gay/bi'dar is pretty accurate! ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s have the details then lol

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By *azKayeMan
over a year ago

blackpool

Got to tell us more after that.

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By *am42belfastMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Did they like your cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm pretty d*unk right now... if this doesn't make sense DM me and ill tidy it up tomorrow...

I was pretty much spot on about who I thought might like cock! ... after eating the Xmas dinner one of the person's who I thought would be up for fun started chatting more.. drinks flowed and as he said..

"It seems our toilet visits are in sync lol"..

On one visit all the urinals were full but the cubicle wasn't so we both d*unkingly stumbled in there.. laughing and joking at everyone else taking a piss that we were just busting for a piss... ..

All very innocent to anyone else who was in there.. just two blokes needing a piss in a busy toilet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We kept the toilet door open... as it was pretty big... And the actual toilet was out of site... we both started pissing...

Then crossing swords (if you know what I mean)... and then I finished and started shaking my cock as men have to do... as im doing this I see that he is finishing... he starts to give his shake... so I just reached towards his cock... shook it for him quickly.. and then both of us walked out of the cubicle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting

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By *oth0712Man
over a year ago

cambridge

Keep it going please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More xx

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By *ree guyMan
over a year ago

Fleetwood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun so far...

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After our toilet trips kept coinciding with each others and getting a little more brave as more drinks kicked in... a few times standing next to each other pissing and holding and wanking each other quickly of the toilet was empty.. it was time to leave and people either went home or went to another pub to continue the night..

We both decided it was time to go home and headed toward the train station.. walked to the very far end of the platform and I needed a piss again. As it's a small local unmanned station there was only a few others around and they were at the other end of the platform so i decided to take a d*unken piss through the wired fence...

As I'm doing that he follows me and takes my cock in his hand whilst im coming to the end of pissing.. he shakes my cock dry and jokes about his cold hands.. the train arrived and we got into an empty carriage... I said I couldn't be arsed going home just yet and he said he was getting off in three stops and I could go back to his for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great story

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

Need more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm liking the way this is going .

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By *igg13Man
over a year ago

Very interesting story, keep it up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *titch69Man
over a year ago

Totnes

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By *es for funMan
over a year ago

port talbot

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By *ree guyMan
over a year ago

Fleetwood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it going

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By *am42belfastMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Getting bored with this one.

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By *ean6047Man
over a year ago

manchester

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So... where was I..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More!

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By *illycd2TV/TS
over a year ago

Bishop's Stortford

More please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ob2Man
over a year ago

dungannon

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By *razy-88Man
over a year ago

Belfast-carlingford

And then......

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

Pity this post is dying it had potential to be very good

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By *dinburghsueTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

You can’t stop there. What went on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry I've not posted an update.. had to deal with going back back to work sober and seeing him while at work and not chugging drinks back our throats.

Yes i was nervous. Shitting myself in fact.. but hey ho.. I was d*unk.

So on the empty train carriage..we sat opposite each each other.. If anyone knows a greater Anglia train.. You will know there isn't much much leg room..

He stretched out and I did the the same.. he repeated what he said about getting off in two or three stops... ..

If im perfectly honest I was hard as hell. If he decided to give me a little blow job there and then.. in the train carriage... I wouldn't have said no !

...

As the train approached broxbourne station.. my head was thinking "go home now or get off and join his connection.."

We both got off the train at broxbourne...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We got off the train.. and again I needed a piss.. I couldn't find anywhere to go... he said he lived a 15 min walk and asked if i could hold on..

I was pretty desperate for a wee by now.. and quickly stomped forward to his.. but I couldn't hold on any longer and had to go.... at the side of a hedge with him stood right next to me..

And yet again as i was finishing he softly shook my cock and drew the last drips of urine out of me.. .. bye now we are 5 mins away from his house

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By *ob2Man
over a year ago

dungannon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oventry4biTV/TS
over a year ago

coventry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

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By *af105Man
over a year ago

newtownards

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By *elly61TV/TS
over a year ago

Burnham on Sea

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By *ree guyMan
over a year ago

Fleetwood

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By *oddneyMan
over a year ago

east linton

Let’s hear how you got on then?

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over a year ago

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By *dinburghsueTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By *am42belfastMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

So seriously boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So seriously boring"

Sorry you feel like this.. You could choose to not read my post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well said enjoying you're post keep going x

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By *igj25Man
over a year ago

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By *igg13Man
over a year ago

"So seriously boring

Sorry you feel like this.. You could choose to not read my post

Its great, finish the story and please us all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry to anyone who has found this boring.. happy to discuss via DM..

So.. after getting off the train, me needing yet another piss.. we walked .. or stumbled for about another 15 mins until we got to his place. He opened the door and said it doesn't look as though his housemate was home.. "coffee,water or something a little more stiff" he asked... as we walked into the kitchen.

After a few mins and still in the kitchen I blurted out .. "you were almost wanking my cock back at the pub in the toilet.."

He just laughed and said something along the lines of "and you weren't.. had to clench my arse cheeks together just to not get hard..... I'm going to get on my knees and pull your cock out of your jeans and give you a blow job as soon as the kettle is boiled"

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By *ini1275Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

More please x

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By *igg13Man
over a year ago

Fantastic post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just said "yeah sure you are..you've not got the balls... wink wink lol " and with that I got on his knees. Undid my zip and without hesitation my hand was on the back of his head pushing my cock into his mouth for about 20 seconds... he got up and went over to the kettle and said "I hope the sound of pouring water doesn't make you need the toilet again... as the bathroom is on the 3rd floor opposite my bedroom" .. ..

"I'll just have to find somewhere else to piss then" was my response... he laughed and said "don't even get me started on that... oh and I know you're going to suck my dick when i come back over and sit on the table "

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By *igg13Man
over a year ago

"I just said "yeah sure you are..you've not got the balls... wink wink lol " and with that I got on his knees. Undid my zip and without hesitation my hand was on the back of his head pushing my cock into his mouth for about 20 seconds... he got up and went over to the kettle and said "I hope the sound of pouring water doesn't make you need the toilet again... as the bathroom is on the 3rd floor opposite my bedroom" .. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He came back to the table and I just went for it. On my knees. ... sucked his cock but really wanted to lick his balls and arse.. but due to being on a breakfast table type chair I couldn't pull his jeans down far enough...so just carried on wrapping my tongue around his bellend and using a hand to wank him off at the same time... he stood up and held my head still whilst he slowly fucked my mouth... at this point we hear his front door open and his flat mate come in... the kitchen is right next to the front door so his flat mate got a eye full of me on my knees and him trying to hide his stiff cock away... the flat mate just stood there for about 15 seconds and said nothing before going upstairs.. I'm nervous as hell at this point and my work colleague just says "oh well, suppose it's time he found out i like cock as well"

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By *illycd2TV/TS
over a year ago

Bishop's Stortford

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By *af105Man
over a year ago

newtownards

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over a year ago

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By *elly61TV/TS
over a year ago

Burnham on Sea

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By *dinburghsueTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

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over a year ago

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By *es for funMan
over a year ago

port talbot

Keep it going

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By *eathersarahTV/TS
over a year ago

warrington

Great story x

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By *ob2Man
over a year ago

dungannon

great keep on

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So after the little interruption we cooled it off for a min or two.. heard his flat mate go into the shower and then we went into the living room and sat on sofa. I grabbed his remote control for the TV and channel surfed trying to find something half decent to put on.. he could see I was still a little cautious from having his flatmate walk in on us and told me it's a good job he walked in then and not 5 mims later!

I needed yet another piss and went to the small bathroom upstairs.. this isn't one of those "and then i saw his housemate showering as the door was still open" posts... but as i returned to go back down stairs he came out of the showroom at the same time and just chuckled and said "we've all done it lol"

I went back downstsirs and into the living room.. sat on sofa and in said to him "I don't think he was all that shocked at what he saw lol"

And with that he asked if I'd suck his cock again.

We made our way upstairs and into his bed.. I went down on him and bloody loved it ! .. I could feel his legs tense... so I stopped just to tease him!

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By *ob2Man
over a year ago

dungannon

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By *af105Man
over a year ago

newtownards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

shall I continue ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shall I continue ?"

Yes

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By *am42belfastMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Yes you tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep going

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry for the delay updating this!! ...

As I finished teasing him I got up and positioned myself so i was directly above his cock and I went down on him again... I'm not the world's best at sucking cock but do love doing it... I know what I like so kinda know what others like... using my lips around his bellend and one hand slowly rotating up and down in time with my mouth... I could feel he was about to cum... I could see it on his face that he was close..

I switched from being directly over his cock and put myself to his side in a kind of 69 position but not directly over him... I could feel him pulling at my jeans as i was on my knees with my bum facing him....

He tells me to take my jeans off so that he can play with my balls and cock.... it took me about 5 seconds to take them off and as soon as I start sucking his cock again whilst he is using his right hand to grab my balls and pull them... he cums as im licking the front of his bellend and I've got a load of his cum all over my face and I stick my tongue out and let the last drops of his cum go into my mouth st the same time as having the cum on my face drip back onto his cock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this story

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By *af105Man
over a year ago

newtownards

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By *dinburghsueTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great stroy

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over a year ago

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By *ob2Man
over a year ago

dungannon

mmm lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great story !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm actually surprised at the amount of direct messages I've got about this... saying I should stop bullshitting and posting fake stories.

For those people who have sent me those messages...

I've neither the time or the crayons to explain to you that I'm not bullshitting.

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over a year ago

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By *d funMan
over a year ago

Telford

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By *ameulMan
over a year ago

Nr Norwich

Keep telling the story please. Really sexy.

And ignore the doom and gloom brigade.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I'm actually surprised at the amount of direct messages I've got about this... saying I should stop bullshitting and posting fake stories"

Ignore them.

For a start, this part of the forum is "Stories & Fantasies", not "sworn testimonies"

So it doesn't matter if it's fake or not.

It's a good story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually surprised at the amount of direct messages I've got about this... saying I should stop bullshitting and posting fake stories.

For those people who have sent me those messages...

I've neither the time or the crayons to explain to you that I'm not bullshitting.

its what its all about. dont need to be real. its what makes us horny when reading. keep going its a good story mm

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By *igg13Man
over a year ago

Keep it going if you have more! Forget the haters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very hot story......

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By *elly61TV/TS
over a year ago

Burnham on Sea

loving this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The last update..

After he's cum I sit back up onto my knees but with my bum still facing him. I'm wiping the last drops of his cum from my mouth and he says "turn around and sit on my face so i can lick your balls".. I don't take long to straddle his face and he's licking my nuts as i slowly move back, forward, up and down on his tongue.

I say something like "glad the toilets were full earlier huh" ...

I then stand up at the side of his bed and gran his head with both hands and move towards him, putting my cock in his mouth whilst standing up..

To be honest I start face fucking him and using both hands to keep his head steady whilst i go between long thrusts and short, rapid lip movements around my bellend.

I have exact same tell tell sign about cumming as he does.. legs go stiff... arse cheeks tighten.. and balls go tight!

And he knew this as just as i start to get really into it he pulls my hands sway from the back of his head and lays flat out on the bed but with his head at the very end so that his head is slightly off the bed...

I sucked his semi erect cock a little more and could still taste his cum from earlier

I told.. and when i say "told" him that I wanted to face fuck him whilst his head was at the end of the bed he didn't say a word and just pushed me towards the end of the bed.

I pretty much fucked his throats for about 40 seconds before cumming in his mouth.. I say mouth.. it was more like his throat!!

After I finished I just laid in bed with him for a few mims.

(God damn I'm breathing heavily typing this!)

I got up and after around 20 mims I called a taxi..

When I was leaving and on the way out to get in the taxi we met his flat mate again who was in the kitchen.. he just laughed and said in his d*unken state "I'm glad I stopped watching The Last Leg,Coming over again?"

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By *opman1111Man
over a year ago

belfast

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By *oventry4biTV/TS
over a year ago

coventry

Excellent story thanks

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for all the good comments

I'd definitely be up for more fun! .. was intrigued by his flat mates comment as i left !

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By *owieladMan
over a year ago

Headingly

"I'm actually surprised at the amount of direct messages I've got about this... saying I should stop bullshitting and posting fake stories.

For those people who have sent me those messages...

I've neither the time or the crayons to explain to you that I'm not bullshitting.

The thick fuckers can’t read the title of the page stories and fantasies. Keep it going buddy amazing loved every part!

Wished I still lived in Sawbo!!!!!

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By *owieladMan
over a year ago

Headingly

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