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By *reman6976 OP Man
over a year ago
Deeping St James |
I was travelling with my sister yesterday, she was driving, and we took a wrong turn down a dead end street in the middle of nowhere and so decided to turn around. The 3-point turn ended up being an 8-point turn and a lot of moaning and swearing- no power steering can be a real pain in narrow streets. (notice my stating she was driving? I would've been able to turn the car around in a 6-point turn! Which I mentioned a couple of times)
Now I know what the title is, and the photo, and I can imagine you're all thinking after that brilliant intro- 'Ooer is this some weird family story?'
but fear not, it's not. (I can't believe you'd think such a thing about me- shudders at the thought!)
What I realised as we were attempting to get out was that I'd been down this street before- I'd been here with a friend from this site a few years ago, thinking about it, it was 6 years ago now, damn, doesn't time fly? At the end of this narrow street was a dirt track that leads into a field. The last time I'd been there (well, the only other time) it was around 8pm on a Friday, during the Summer, and as you can imagine, we got a little frisky. Now I'm not usually a fan of car fun- the cramped space, the cramps and fumbling, the gear stick getting in the way and trying to readjust the seats for better comfort. I much prefer a little more space and time to work my magic (no chuckling, I have some skills I'll let you know!).
Anyway, we drove through the open gate, down the dirt track and into the field, parked up and got started. We had been there a while and we were really getting into it, and each other. Clothes had been shed, the windows had steamed up and I was working my magic....when we heard some noises. We didn't think too much of it at first, that is until there was a bang against the side of the car. We stopped mid-fun and looked up and what did we see? Only about 20 people trying to squeeze past our car on their cross country run!! Can you imagine the shock on our faces?- and theirs too- as their faces and torsos pressed up against the car windows as they tried to pass! Everything was almost in slow motion, well they couldn't run past us and we were in such a weird position that we couldn't cover ourselves- there was the meeting of eyes through the steamed windows, (she just had to have pressed her hands against the glass during the fun, clearing the condensation away, just enough for them to see!)
Thankfully nothing really happened, just a few comments and giggles as they passed, but it really did ruin our fun! Damn runners!!
I laughed when I realised our location and the memories came flooding back. My sister thought I was laughing at her attempts to turn the car around- I said that was exactly what I was laughing about, just as cover of course!
Now that's not the only time I've been caught in the act, it's happened at least a couple of other times, I'll let you know about those another day.
Have you ever been caught in the act?
Let me know the details! |
