FabSwingers.com forum: House party.

By *lacksausage OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

And it was good I had a plan B when I went. I did not last 10 minutes when I got there.

It took me 10 minutes to find parking. I then walked 400 meters - plus to get to the house. Just as I was approaching the door, a bloke beat me to it and knocked on the door. We were let in to protests of " too many man, too many man dems" by a few black guys idling at the bottom of the stairs because there was nowhere else to go.

The house was packed. More people were in the garden smoking, whiling away the time or just catching some fresh air. The kitchen was no better. Everywhere I went, I had to walk sideways.

I slowly made my way upstairs to take a leak and also to get a complete view of this sham of a party. There were no less than 10 blokes queuing at the door to the loo. The three or so bedrooms were all full of guys you wouldn't believe it. You could not see into any room just because of the sheer volume of bodies in the doorways.

When it finally came to my turn to do my business in the toilet, I took a deep breath and made a command decision to get away as fast as possible.

When I exited the toilet, the queue had grown and merged with the bodies along the corridors and stairs. I literally had to push my way through till I got downstairs.

I hurriedly went into the kitchen to retrieve my water bottle which I had placed there earlier. As I grabbed it, a Jamaican couple who had said "gudnite" to me on my way into the house, gave me a knowing smile which I returned. I went straight to the door with no doubt in my mind.

Once outside, I heaved a huge huge sigh of both exasperation and relief. It was 10 past 10 at night.

As I basked in the cool Saturday night breeze, trying to locate my car, I could still see people, mainly single guys headed for this house; the party house.

This was meant to be a house party. A house party that had clearly got out of hand. In the 10 or so minutes I was in that house, I counted no less than 50 guys and no more than 6 ladies.

I don't know what to make of my experience.