FabSwingers.com forum: A landladys' dirty secrets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having been a landlady for a few years now I've got to know the regulars pretty well from the jack the lads to the dirty old men, and I'll be honest I've had dirty thoughts about a few of the lads and the talk from the dirty old men that's directed at me turns me on more than it should! Anyhow there's one of the lads that sticks out more than most, flirts that little bit more intently and makes the innuendos sound a little more serious,,,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me more please X

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds interesting more please

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By *ldmaleMan
over a year ago

Amlwch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So one night when the other half was 'working late' there was just this guy, a couple of his mates and one other customer. Turned out he'd recently split with his gf and he was complaining to his mates about the lack of sex therefore his balls were full, we all had a laugh and joke with the usual we'll tek yee to a brothel lad.

It started getting late and one by one his mates started to leave, I panicked thinking he was going to leave too

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By *outheasthornyguyMan
over a year ago

Guildford

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So having taken his number from the business card on the noticeboard a week or so earlier, I decided to text him "I have somewhere you could empty your balls" send... PING in came his reply "you wouldn't"

" oh I would" was my response and so it continued by this point he'd ordered another drink and there was just me him and the old guy in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like it more please

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

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By *ornyC1984Man
over a year ago

Herne

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By *hore1Man
over a year ago

boston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As he steadily drinks his drink we have a casual conversation between landlady and customer, keeping up appearances while the other guy, who was showing no signs of leaving was in, all the while texting each other what we really were wanting to say, me asking him to stay as the oh wouldn't be him til next morning and him been reluctant and not wanting to get caught... His last message came through as he finished his drink and said his goodbyes... " over the pool table and let the old man watch?"

This took me by surprise as obviously none of the customers know that we are swingers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one of the lads that sticks out more than most"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Be home*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please more xa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 25/01/17 18:48:51]"

Mmmm yes please but without the old man watching" came my reply and with that he left!

Over the next few days the messages came thick and fast detailing what we wanted to do to each other. It didn't take long for me to get frustrated with the fantasy and want the real thing.

I decided to try my luck and typed out a text " fancy taking me shopping and getting your cock sucked?"

I waited what seemed like an age for a reply then just as I'd given up hope PING he'd replied "what time?" A few more messages were exchanged ironing out the finer details then 8 o clock arrives

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He walks into the pub and orders a pint then sits down with his mates, I have a loud conversation with my oh about needing to go shopping at which point James pipes up that he's only having one cos needs to go to Asda, I cheekily ask for a lift.

I have never in all my life done my shopping so fast, we got back to the van, dumped the shopping and climbed in the front, he wasted no time in leaning over to kiss me long, hard and deep as I rubbed his semi hard cock through his jeans. His hands were all over, rubbing my back then in my hair before finding their way to my tits which he rubbed and tweaked through my top and bra. I couldn't wait any longer I got on my knees while he wriggled out of his jeans, his cock sprang free and I grabbed the shaft in a fist and slowly started to move it up and down the full length

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By *ixon bearCouple
over a year ago

same where

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By *ue and robCouple
over a year ago

ware

Great story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great story

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over a year ago

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By *losguygl3Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ixon bearCouple
over a year ago

same where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great story, have you got anymore places to rent? lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great story, have you got anymore places to rent? lol

Rent?? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All the while we were still kissing, by now he was rock hard so I bent down and lightly flicked the end of cock with my tongue then closed my lips around the tip, I felt the shudder go through his whole body and the confidence it gave me in my technique was better than any aphrodisiac. I continued to lick and suck up and down the full length of the shaft almost, but not quite taking him to the back of my throat the faster I got the more I felt his whole body shudder and tense beneath me. At one point he told me I could "sit on it if I wanted" I mumbled my reply of "not this time" and continued to suck. He grabbed the back of my head and gently guided me up and down his cock by which point I knew he was ready to cum, he shot his load into my mouth and I swallowed it as I continued to suck, sucking him clean and making sure I had every drop! As he wriggled back into his jeans he said "god, you're good at that" started the engine and drove me home

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By *ve58Woman
over a year ago

liverpool

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By *eendeeCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

That reminds me we have some unfinished business hehe

hope your both ok x

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By *un4two16Couple
over a year ago

livingston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish you were my landlady
"Having been a landlady for a few years now I've got to know the regulars pretty well from the jack the lads to the dirty old men, and I'll be honest I've had dirty thoughts about a few of the lads and the talk from the dirty old men that's directed at me turns me on more than it should! Anyhow there's one of the lads that sticks out more than most, flirts that little bit more intently and makes the innuendos sound a little more serious,,,,,,,"

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By *rendababeTV/TS
over a year ago

richmond

so do you like a mature dressed tv to then ???????? adore to have a landlady like you to xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

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By *cotFit4funMan
over a year ago

Kettering

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That reminds me we have some unfinished business hehe

hope your both ok x"

We're good thanks, ready to finish that business whenever you are x

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please go on xa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to the next instalment

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By *ixon bearCouple
over a year ago

same where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great story. All the better if true

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

harrogate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very horny indeed and so home you have more sessions together.

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By *ob2Man
over a year ago

dungannon

cant wait for more mmmm

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over a year ago

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By *ceman619Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Plz continue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm loving this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Over the next few weeks numerous flirty texts were exchanged,a couple of liaisons arranged and cancelled ? and the flirtiness getting less and less I thought I was wasting my time so decided to cut all contact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened next

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And then I stopped texting him!

All was silent for a couple of days which clarified in my mind I'd done the right thing, then out of the blue he sends a text "hey you, anyone in? X" A completely innocent text but one that instilled hope

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

harrogate

go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do tell

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By *ceman619Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Then what

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The flirty texting behind the scenes resumed, made all the more exciting by the fact that sometimes he was sat right in front of me having a normal conversation for the benefit of other customers.

On one of these occasions he casually mentions he's having one pint before going to asda for his lunch the next day, looking at me the whole time he is saying this, I assume to gage my reaction. My mind starts to whirl and a little voice in my head says quick do/ say something. My heart is racing with anticipation but my body and mind refuse to cooperate,then he was gone.

I quickly give myself a mental shake, then a little pep talk, don't be so eager, play it cool.

So half an hour after he left I type out a text " are you still at Asda? X"

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over a year ago

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"The flirty texting behind the scenes resumed, made all the more exciting by the fact that sometimes he was sat right in front of me having a normal conversation for the benefit of other customers.

I quickly give myself a mental shake, then a little pep talk, don't be so eager, play it cool.

So half an hour after he left I type out a text " are you still at Asda? X""

Yip in the frozen food section

Only messing but so wish I received that text

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By *omtom500Man
over a year ago

Tullamore

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over a year ago

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

harrogate

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm

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over a year ago

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By *ixon bearCouple
over a year ago

same where

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By *ceman619Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Nice

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love reading this story takes me bk to my local and wishing it was me x hope thier are more storiesto cum x x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"yes, I'll be another half hour or so, come meet me if you want?"

My reply was swift "ringing a taxi now"

Waiting for the taxi I went up to freshen myself up, safe in the knowledge my pussy was still nice and smooth having been in the bath the night before. When I got there my heart was thumping so loudly in my chest I was sure the taxi driver could hear it as I fumbled to pay him, once on the pavement I took a calming breath telling myself not to be so nervous, I'd done this before, but this time was a little different, this time I'd come prepared and it wasn't just going to be a blow job! With that I walked into the store had a quick look around and typed out a text "where are you?"

"in the van" came the reply. I came back out and spotted him straightaway, oh shit I muttered to myself from where he was parked he would have seen my earlier performance of calming myself down. I walked over and climbed in, he leaned over to kiss me in greeting the started the engine. He took us to the same quiet spot from a few weeks earlier only this time it was busier and felt a little too exposed.

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By *ceman619Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Then what mmmmmm

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The next thing I know he's driving through the car park and heading towards the main road, I ask him where we're going and he says not to worry he knows just the place.

We end up at a building site where he's been working and the houses were still unoccupied, he pulls up in the corner furthest from the road and shuts off the engine, By now I'm dripping wet with anticipation. I scoot across the seat and close the gap between us, he's already turned to face me and I lean over to kiss him. He deepens the kiss bringing his arms around my back pulling me closer, I flip round and straddle him. This does two things, gives me better access to his mouth and makes me feel his now hard cock through his jeans, between my legs.

His hands are now on my tits and I wriggle a little to try get my pants off, I roll over back onto the passenger seat and dispose of the offending pants while he pulls down his jeans to free his raging hard on. Then I'm back on his knee, just as I'm thinking about reaching for a condom so I can get his lovely cock inside my now soaking pussy he reaches behind and pulls down the visor and takes one out. I shift back a little to allow him room to roll the condom down his cock then push myself forward slipping it into my hole as I do.

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By *londiecd747Man
over a year ago

bristol

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over a year ago

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By *ricksydemonMan
over a year ago

llandudno

For the benefit of half the people reading this....

Landlady = a lady who runs the local boozer as oppose to someone who rents out her flat

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

harrogate

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great story, have you got anymore places to rent? lol

Pub landlady mate

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By *oth0712Man
over a year ago

cambridge

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over a year ago

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By *ricksydemonMan
over a year ago

llandudno

"Great story, have you got anymore places to rent? lol

Pub landlady mate "

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By *ixon bearCouple
over a year ago

same where

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By *j1963Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Whens tales of the land lord coming out as in the MR LOL .

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry on please

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By *uckcouple17Couple
over a year ago

ask

more please xxx

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By *eereMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Like it hope there's more to cum ?

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

harrogate

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over a year ago

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More please xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I slowly slide up and down his cock as he plays with my tits, tweaking my nipples between his finger and thumb which makes me gasp at the pleasure it sends through my body. I start to move faster and he moves to meet my thrusts, kissing as we do, suddenly he moves to flip ne over. I'm now on my knees across the passenger seats, he slides his cock into my soaking pussy and starts pounding so hard I have to hold onto the window for support. We both cum pretty much at the same time, he slides his cock out of my now dripping pussy and takes off the condom, we get dressed and wait for the windows to clear before setting off back to the Asda where he drops me off so I can get my shopping,as he kisses me goodbye he says "see you soon"

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sound so slutty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sound so slutty

Thank you

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

harrogate

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *eereMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Soon can we have some more ?

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over a year ago

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By *ob2Man
over a year ago

dungannon

mmmmm more plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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