FabSwingers.com forum: Stories of a doorman

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had always fancied working the doors as I was a big lad but I wasn't some gym bunny, or had a shaved head or took steroids like your typical bouncer but when the opportunity came I thiught id give the a go.

After a few weekends all I could think Is why the hell hadn't I done this earlier in life. I wasn't the fittest lad on the town but once in a shirt and tie and the lasses have had a few too many vinos the inhibitions go and a doorlad looks fair game.

I had worked the doors a few years and nothing to serious fun wise had happened apart from the old grope and kiss but that night working in a small town outside of boro changed that.

It was towards the end of the night. It was November time, it was cold and wet as it forever was in the north east and I heard the usual tapper of heels and could see this mass arguing with her mate. Her mate wanted to go home and she wanted cheesy chips lol fucking typical of a northern lass at 1am but looking at this lass fuck me she was stunning.

I'd only seen her from behind but she had the shortest dress possible, barely covering her ass cheeks. Had a pair of heels in and a crop top. Bleach blonde long hair and the figure in her. OMG

she was tall and slender and an ass to die for.

They were shouting backwards and forwards and I shouted over " hey love get yourself some chips and if you share l take ya home"

She turned around and as for the front she had a cracking pair of tits on her but the face.

If you think barbie doll but done by a 5yr old. She was in her Early 30's and her face was rough looking. Defo not the type you would introduce to your mam buy the body on her. Stunner. 10/10 body and 2/10 face who looked like needed a good wash.

She looked over and didn't respond with a fuck off, or who are you. But, I only live down the road are you sure. I said yeah. Cost you a kiss tho and she said well we Wll see abiut that. She waved goodbye to her mate and she went off for her chips.

I stood chatting to the other doorlad not expecting owt to come and so I popped in the pub.

The other lad came in and said the lass is back at the front door asking for ya. Bloody hell she wasn't kidding. So we swapped and I went back out.

Seeing her up close nd personal to be fair apart from the overly done make up it wasn't as bad at lost distance. She was very chavvy looking with big hoop ewe rings,Bleach blonde extensions buy again the body. She was about 5"8- 5"10 and legs that were never ending. Her dress clung to every curve on her and and was simply gorgeous. She asked if I was serious about dropping her home. I said sure but i what that kiss I mentioned. She out down her little handbag and lent in for what I expected a little peck but was the opposite. Full on kiss on front step of the pub and I for the chance to have a squeeze of her ass and I had to stop myself. If I'd continued I'd have took her down the alley there and then but that would be a waste. This girl was filth and this lass needed a proper fucking and she was gonna get one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please go on! Haha

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By *eereMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

More please

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By *iscomanMan
over a year ago

Solihull

By the thread of this

You are going to enjoy back of the bus face

And the cheesey chips

Keep it going

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

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By *orny.hot.guyMan
over a year ago

Costa del Midlothian

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By *cfc1965Man
over a year ago

horsham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Continued

So we broke away from our kiss as the bar door open and said goodbye to some of the regular customers. It was a local type of place and everyone knew everyone's business. But it wasn't my town so I was the outsider.

We were chatting away and I was called inside. I asked if she she wanted to come in buy she said no she's ok.

Damn it. I thiught id blew it but I had to make sure the place was ok. Time had been called and we were getting rid of peolle. I was getting rid of the last few and went to the door and she was still there. She was held up in the door way, she was shivering a little bit and giving how little clothing she was wearing she must have been freezing. I told her I'd be 2mins and would head off and she said ok, hurry up.

I closed up the bar and said goodnite and headed outside. She came over and linked arms and she said come on then get me home.

We got in the car and as I put on my seat belt and out hwr hand on my leg. At the point I didn't know if I wished it was gonna be a long drive and we could find some discrete layby or statught to hers with the chance she bottles in and changed her mind. There was always the chance she was sobering up buy off we set.

Agywr 2min she wasn't kidding. She literally lived down the road. If wasnt for d*unks walking around it would have taking 30sexonds.we pulled up outside her house and I leaned over for a kiss and she responded by pushing me away

WTF

Then she unclipped her seat belt and mine and said that's better and kissed me like a horny teenager that she still craved to be. Her hands started to wander and now I know why she unlocked the seat belt, she knew fine well what she wanted. I then stopped her and said if she was gonna invite me in and she said I was hoping you were gonna say that.

I turned off the engine and followed her in. Waking behind her as she walked up the path all in could imagine was lifting up that mini dress. Her curves for divine and from behind not a word of a lie to this day she had one of the best bodies I'd clapped eyes on. The face and the chav make up were a put off but the body. Omg. She turned around nd caught me stating lol

She then joked to stop staring cos in a few mins u have a better view

Then we went in the house and she locked the door

now the fun could begin

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By *ichaelxx11Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do doors in chester .i could write a book about it all

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By *eereMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

keep going ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do doors in chester .i could write a book about it all

Bet you love the idiots on a race night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do doors in chester .i could write a book about it all

Bet you love the idiots on a race night!"

There's the opposite of that..all the groups of girls out enjoying themselves..and guess who id's them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep going

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By *opeye1Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Done doors allover northwest n west York's for last 25yrs (including Chester AKA as recently as 12months ago lol) I reckon any doorman who's been in game a number of yes cud topple Jeremy Kyle's ratings with true stories lol

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By *ob2Man
over a year ago

dungannon

mmmm continue plz

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By *andlerMan
over a year ago

shipley

Thanks, Brought back a memory from early 90's ex g/f was taken by a doorman in a backroom of the club!

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By *ood tongue!!!Man
over a year ago

harwich

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By *cfc1965Man
over a year ago

horsham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant can't wait for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks, Brought back a memory from early 90's ex g/f was taken by a doorman in a backroom of the club!"

In reality that pisses other doormen off who are either vegetarian or butt ugly...

Plus when you are busy if you take your eye off the game shit happens

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By *ucieyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

I used to love fucking doormen use to pick what 1 I wanted and get him at the end off the night all enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *i015Man
over a year ago

Millbrook, Southampton

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry for the long wait but been a busy few weeks.

She then said to make myself conformable on the living room and if I'd like a drink so I make my way in and surprise surprise their were kids toys laying around the sofa, there was a bottle of cheap lambrini half drank on the coffee table with big pink lipstick marks around the top as clearly a clean glass couldn't be found earlier.

So I took my jacket off and was sat on the sofa, shirt and tie as if I was a bailiff about to take the keys to the house away lol I then heard the tip tap of the high heels come down the hallway and she came through with a bottle of Stella for me and a can of cider for her. Rough as drink for what I'm was gonna be a rough as fuck pretty soon.

I had already cleared away the toys and put them in the corner of the room and the bottle of lambrini I had put at the side of the sofa as I had ideas for that if the time came

We made a bit of small talk on the sofa but if some doorlad shouting f you want a lift home is all you need for you to fuck your friends off its clear he isnt really wanting to chat nd she caught on quick.

She started to my tie and pulled it off ovwr my head and while doing so I pulled her into me and kissed her deep and our tongues darted in and out. I pulled away and told her I'm gonna fuck you over this sofa tonite and your gonna do as your told and she smiled and simply kissed me again. Well that was the green light I needed and things started to get alot hotter quicker. She started to pull at my to trouser belt so i pulled her hands away. She was a very slim girl and with being 20st there was only gonna be one person control. I told her to strip nailed and to leave her heels on. She slowly pulled her dress over her head and only then did I fully appreciate how stunning this field body was. Every inch of her from her shoulders down were amazing and she saw it in my eyes as she said she you like what you see. As long as i didn't look at her face,with the peroxide blonde extensions, the awful make up and the massive hoop ear rings I'd be in heaven. She then proceeded tof take off her underwear and she was smooth as. Not a hair to be seen and the arse, omg the arse just popped. If she had been black she would be in a snoop dog video.

So there is was. This 20st doorlad sitting on the sofa of a girl I'd spoken to for all of 5mins who was stripped naked to her high heels and I was abiut to go to town on her body.

I then pulled out the bottle of lambrini as I walked toward her from the sofa. She didn't notice it in my hands as she put her arms around my neck and started to kiss me, I had one hand working on her pussy and my oh my was she wet and then in pushed the bottle towards her open pussy and she pushed away.

What the fuck you doing! She said

I'm gonna fuck you with this cheap bottle of wine like the slut that you are and your gonna cum and Cum and then your gonna drink it and fuck me silly.

She just looked at me as she knew I wasn't messing about and looked down at the bottle again and said be careful.

Again I said don't tell me what I csn and can't do. You just play with yourself while standing and let's have some fun.

Her hands then dropped from my arms as she staeyed to play with her clit as I teased her pussy with the bottle. Her pussy taking it Inch by inch until I'd pull it out and find her squatting a little as she missed it.

I then grabbed her hand and told her to fuck herself while I stood back and took pictures.

She then proceeded to fuck herself with the bottle. Takeing as much as she can inside of herself. She then started to squat on it with it on the floor. One hand on her clit and the other on her tits. I took my chance and moved around behind her, I'd picked up the tie which she had left on the sofa and hopped the loosened tie around her neck.

Eveytime she squatted down on the little I'd pull a little tighter as she got faster nd faster. She only stopped for a split second to tell me she was gonna Cum soon and not to stop no matter what.

Did she not relise already I had zero intention on stopping anyone.she then came all over the bottle and didn't stop she squared and squatted til she stood up and gushed all ovwr her floor. With the veracity she had been fucking herself with the bottle the lambrini had shot up the bottle and was also dribbling down her leg from her pussy.

She just stood there, her body shaking. Her pussy dripping my tie around her neck leaving a red mark already where it had tightened and her make up smudged. She looked like a £10 whore.

I then took off my belt from trousers and my removed my shirt and my trousers and she stood there catching my breath. I didn't need to say a word to her. She got down to her knees. Crawled across the wet carpet and put my cock statught in her mouth. She knew she had a job to do

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By *ood tongue!!!Man
over a year ago

harwich

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By *inkyleedsguyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will continue tomorrow

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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over a year ago

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The classic look - we need to hear more!!

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By *cfc1965Man
over a year ago

horsham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's insane! 6 years on the doors and it's a little wonder piss heads are getting let in, people aren't being ID'd etc.. it's because the doorman are being distracted in the back room ha.

I'd confidently say that tells experiences rivalled anything I've seen in a swingers club even!

- girls have sucked doorman off in fire escape and 20 minutes later kissing boyfriend at the bar (never even mentioned him)

- all the clubs I worked, at least one girl would shag a doorman in the fire escape

- 2 of us tag teamed 3 girls in the vip room after hours

- worked on gay bars too! Never been so many highly sexed gorgeous women.. no doorman was safe ha

- the vip rooms after hours matched that of the public or voyeur rooms in a swingers club

- I think the most in one night was 6 girls (not me. Some other lucky bastard)

- would get 2-3 girls club necking each other and putting provocative lesbian (soft) shows on middle of dancefloor and asking us to finger them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha 6 years. And from the second day.. only people in a swinging group could actually believe the things that happened lol

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By *orny.hot.guyMan
over a year ago

Costa del Midlothian

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She the proceeded to suck my cock as if her life relied on it. Looking down all music could do was smile.

There was this Cum whore, lipstick all over my cock and a puddle of Cum nd lambrini behind her and I was in heaven. Standing there in the living room getting sucked off and my heart dropped as I heard the front door click.

My mind raced, was this some shaven headed bf, was this a setup. I pulled her off my cock which she thiught was me playing hard to get and she then rammed her mouth back down to her throat which made me let out a moan and I heard a little giggle from the hallway with

"You being a naughty girl again sis"

It was a female voice and I felt safe after hearing that so just grabbed the back of her head and skull fucked her. Her sister then came into the room to see her sister on her knees with a strangers cock being gobbled.

Only it wasn't a stranger, although her sister was a newbie to the area she wasn't. I recognised her and she recognised me and she knew fine well i was married at she pointed at my wedding ring.

She then shouted over how comes you get all the fun and the best I get is a free shot from the bar. Her sister then turned said join in babe.

Now from the face you could see the resemblance, both chav lookng but that's where it stopped. Her sister was overweight, dull and made you go soft at the cock.

I thought I'd try and take control and told her to take a seat. I want her to watch her sis get fucked. She took a seat in the corner and placed her hands down need her pants. Now two sisters are everyone's fantasy but this was a sister I wasn't planning on touching and to be fair idea been on the edge for past 10min.

I pulled the sister off my cock and told her let's give what your sister wants to see and bent her over the sofa and rammed my cock statught up her cunt.

It was still a mixture of lambrini and I could feel the cold wine dribble down my cock. She was screaming at me to fuck her harder which is all I needed to hear as I pushed her head down and fucked nd fucked. You could hear her pussy squelching in the room and I looked across at her sister. All fat nd horrible in the corner. She had one tit out nd playing with her nipples and one hand in her knickers- I'm sure that sight made me last a little longer as I love rounder woman but a rounder horrible looking chav woman.. no thankyou.

Her sister then started to say she was going to Cum as was I and she said just fill me. Fill me like my crappy bf can't

So I bucked her til my legs were giving up and she was almost there and then I heard her scream like she was being shot. Her head went back and the she flopped nd told me to slow down.

I slapped hwr ass and said don't tell me and fucked and fucked all the while her sister was shouting her approval telling me it was my turn. Fuck her fuck her and then I came deep up her and collapsed ofor her.we lay there for a minute til my cock slipped oit and I then stood up as did she.

She turned around and she looked a mess! Makeup smudged all over, both our juices and lambrini all over the floor and her leg. She then just said thankyou and snogged the face off me.

Hwr sister then came over and said uve got 10mins til her bf home and got on her knees and cleaned my cock.

Now at this point I didn't care and she licked nd sucked my cock clean and then as we broke away from the kiss I then went to my clothes and said good bye.

Her sister asked if she was gonna get some and I looked and just laughed. Uve had a taste of my cock and your sister.

Maybe next time

Cya later sluts and left to go home to the wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep going "

Been doing the doors 20 years. Fcuk me could i wright a book lol. Some of the best sex i have had. And still do the doors. Who says doormen are thugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha 6 years. And from the second day.. only people in a swinging group could actually believe the things that happened lol"

Fastest I ever had was standing on a busy main road door if a bar..saying hi to a hen party..holding her hand down the steps into the venue ,the being asked where the loos were so I showed her...Straight away she started kissing me...I pushed my hard cock into her to grind and in less than 2 mins I'm getting my cock groped...that's the fastest ever and why other guys got jealous... fuck em'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im in wrong job

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By *cfc1965Man
over a year ago

horsham

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